George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Wise.  Jorch's idea of a Faraday cage.

My idea of a Faraday Cage, or a reasonable facsimile.

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[ItsOver]

The Twilight Zone - Season 1, Episode 1 - "Where Is Everybody?"

No one thinks George sucks tonight?

Of course.  Jorch sucks every night.  I hear that Jimmy C. thinks he's just swell.  At least for now.

[nextgen.fm]

Tonight's show, George talks Cars !!!

I'm sure he will not stop blabbering about Detroit the whole night!

Future of the Car
Thu 11-06
Host of Popular Science Radio and automotive aficionado, Alan Taylor, will discuss the future of the car and how the automobile is becoming more than just transportation. He'll cover the latest innovations including driver-less functions, efficiency, car-to-car connectivity and communications.

from http://coasttocoastam.com

[zeebo]

Tonight's show, George talks Cars !!! ....

He's doing his research right now.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Tonight's show, George talks Cars !!!

I'm sure he will not stop blabbering about Detroit the whole night!

Future of the Car
Thu 11-06
Host of Popular Science Radio and automotive aficionado, Alan Taylor, will discuss the future of the car and how the automobile is becoming more than just transportation. He'll cover the latest innovations including driver-less functions, efficiency, car-to-car connectivity and communications.

from http://coasttocoastam.com

I'll save George some trouble preparing his cards.
"I know about cars.  I ride in a lot of them when I go to St. Louis and right here in LA.  I grew up in Detroit."
"Will cars ever be able to drive around and do their thing, on this planet, without a chauffeur?"
"If a car is efficient, does that mean it's going to get me where I want to go faster?"
"Do cars cause pollution, Al?"
"I remember a story about a little girl who stepped in front of a car and the driver got on the breaks just in time not to kill the poor little kid.  She ended up in the hospital with a minor concussion an a few cracked ribs.  Will a driverless car see a little kid and try not to hit it?"
"Are you talking about Facebook... for cars?"

[ItsOver]

He's doing his research right now.

Ha!  Thanks for carrying on the  Boy Jorch "love," Zeebo. 

[albrecht]

I'll save George some trouble preparing his cards.
"I know about cars.  I ride in a lot of them when I go to St. Louis and right here in LA.  I grew up in Detroit."
"Will cars ever be able to drive around and do their thing, on this planet, without a chauffeur?"
"If a car is efficient, does that mean it's going to get me where I want to go faster?"
"Do cars cause pollution, Al?"
"I remember a story about a little girl who stepped in front of a car and the driver got on the breaks just in time not to kill the poor little kid.  She ended up in the hospital with a minor concussion an a few cracked ribs.  Will a driverless car see a little kid and try not to hit it?"
"Are you talking about Facebook... for cars?"

and when any discussion of fuel efficiency or electric cars he will throw out the usual "well, you know I believe it that abiotic oil, that uh, isn't from plants, dinosaurs, and uh from the earth naturally. Peak oil, uh, what do you think of that?"

[expat]

"How did you first get interested in cars?"
"Of all the cars you've known, which was the most amazing?"
"What are you up to, anything interesting coming up?"

[bateman]

I'll save George some trouble preparing his cards.
"I know about cars.  I ride in a lot of them when I go to St. Louis and right here in LA.  I grew up in Detroit."
"Will cars ever be able to drive around and do their thing, on this planet, without a chauffeur?"
"If a car is efficient, does that mean it's going to get me where I want to go faster?"
"Do cars cause pollution, Al?"
"I remember a story about a little girl who stepped in front of a car and the driver got on the breaks just in time not to kill the poor little kid.  She ended up in the hospital with a minor concussion an a few cracked ribs.  Will a driverless car see a little kid and try not to hit it?"
"Are you talking about Facebook... for cars?"

"Can cars be eeeeevil?"

[aldousburbank]

If you don't believe the abiotic oil theory, just look at George's hairpiece. That thing is a regular Deepwater Horizon event.

[ItsOver]

"Do cars come from a portal?"  "Do angels drive cars?"  "Could I actually learn how to drive a car?"

[wr250]

geroge knows about cars, he rode in on once

[ItsOver]

geroge knows about cars, he rode in on once

Ah, yes. The classhic Shapruder "shot," so to speak.  Fortunately Jorch was in the back seat with Jabba The Hutt so small children in crosswalks were safe that day.

[PB the Deplorable]

We whur shposted-tuh get flyin cars like the Jetsons, whut happund?

[nextgen.fm]

He's doing his research right now.

I just died laughing...thanks lol

[NoMoreNoory]

I remember quite recently he told us that Tommee's fiancée had bought him a GPS - which Georgie called a Location Detector. He was very excited by this amazeen piece of tuknulajee which the rest of the world had been using for a decade and more. 'It just talks you there!' he announced, breathlessly.

We decided she bought it because she was fed up with Snoorge dragging Tommee out at all hours cos he was lost in LA again.

[NoMoreNoory]

It travels on land, and under the sea,
And it can journey anywhere
He's Mercury Man, and everyone cries
'It's the marvel of the age!'

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[bateman]

"What can you tell me about the Duh Lorean time machine? And have you met Doc Brown??"

[Heather Wade]

"Location Detector"?  Is this 1953?  We certainly don't call him the Nooron for nothing.

[paladin1991]

Tonight's show, George talks Cars !!!

I'm sure he will not stop blabbering about Detroit the whole night!

Future of the Car
Thu 11-06
Host of Popular Science Radio and automotive aficionado, Alan Taylor, will discuss the future of the car and how the automobile is becoming more than just transportation. He'll cover the latest innovations including driver-less functions, efficiency, car-to-car connectivity and communications.

from http://coasttocoastam.com

*channels Flounder fm Animal House*  "Ooooh booy!  This is gonna be great!"

[paladin1991]

geroge knows about cars, he rode in on once

What parade is this fm?  I call bullshit.  I think the execs at PRem just drive around the parking lot at lunch time to let Jorch think he's important.  Hell, I'd do that for my kid if maybe he had Down's Syndrome and didn't know reality fm.......wait....

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What parade is this fm?  I call bullshit.  I think the execs at PRem just drive around the parking lot at lunch time to let Jorch think he's important.  Hell, I'd do that for my kid if maybe he had Down's Syndrome and didn't know reality fm.......wait....

That was last year's Burbank parade, where Georgie and Tommy were apparently a last minute substitution.

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,3.msg109959.html#msg109959

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,3.msg110116.html#msg110116

[paladin1991]

That was last year's Burbank parade, where Georgie and Tommy were apparently a last minute substitution prostitution.

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,3.msg109959.html#msg109959

Fixed it.

[cowtown]

Just wondering: What is this GNS site, an exclusive club? I came upon this site yesterday and posted a first comment yesterday (about Jimmy Church-Snoory); Today I posted several humorous photos and yet there seems to be the same half dozen people here talking amongst themselves with the same well worn points that rarely reference the preceding post, mine included. Doesn't anybody on here acknowledge or welcome new participants? I've both been welcomed, and make it a point to welcome "new people" on other sites where I participate.

Here's something to which all in the vein of "GNS" will (maybe) no doubt relate: This car is more George Snoory's speed. One can hope he'll take out Jimmy Church-Snoory when he drives it into the cement pond outside the new "L.A. Studio" with two ton Tommy at his side.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Just wondering: What is this GNS site, an exclusive club? I came upon this site yesterday and posted a first comment yesterday (about Jimmy Church-Snoory); Today I posted several humorous photos and yet there seems to be the same half dozen people here talking amongst themselves with the same well worn points that rarely reference the preceding post, mine included. Doesn't anybody on here acknowledge or welcome new participants? I've both been welcomed, and make it a point to welcome "new people" on other sites where I participate.

Here's something to which all in the vein of "GNS" will (maybe) no doubt relate: This car is more George Snoory's speed. One can hope he'll take out Jimmy Church-Snoory when he drives it into the cement pond outside the new "L.A. Studio" with two ton Tommy at his side.

Sorry.  Welcome and post often.  If you feel like you're being ignored, it means you've been accepted as one of the exclusive club members  .

I'm afraid I don't have anything to say about Jimmy Church so I didn't comment.

[HorrorReporter]

Just wondering: What is this GNS site, an exclusive club? I came upon this site yesterday and posted a first comment yesterday (about Jimmy Church-Snoory); Today I posted several humorous photos and yet there seems to be the same half dozen people here talking amongst themselves with the same well worn points that rarely reference the preceding post, mine included. Doesn't anybody on here acknowledge or welcome new participants? I've both been welcomed, and make it a point to welcome "new people" on other sites where I participate.

Here's something to which all in the vein of "GNS" will (maybe) no doubt relate: This car is more George Snoory's speed. One can hope he'll take out Jimmy Church-Snoory when he drives it into the cement pond outside the new "L.A. Studio" with two ton Tommy at his side.

We are a bit vaguely lovable here. Sorry.
Welcome.

[cowtown]

Sorry.  Welcome and post often.  If you feel like you're being ignored, it means you've been accepted as one of the exclusive club members  .

I'm afraid I don't have anything to say about Jimmy Church so I didn't comment.

Thanks!  (You might enjoy my "UFO Phil/Spaceboy" photos on the preceding page!)

[cowtown]

We are a bit vaguely lovable here. Sorry.
Welcome.

Thanks!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Thanks!  (You might enjoy my "UFO Phil/Spaceboy" photos on the preceding page!)

Looks like a perfect Friday night double header.

[Bonanza Pilot]

The topics for tonight are cars and chronic pain. I mean, holy fucking shit....Can it get any worse?

I tuned in a while back to hear George have a special open lines for 'on hold horror stories'. It was as if he had a bet with some one for the worst radio segment ever. The rest of the calls went according to plan, "George, one time I was on hold for 3 hours trying to get my medication." "Great show George, one time I was on hold for 4.5 hours trying to get my cable TV fixed."