George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nick el Ass]

Nick the masturbater is back after busting his load live on the air, and still breathing hard. The young man claims he was putting a new load on his truck... but I don't buy it.

[Designx]

I don't understand a show that is supposed to be about the future of automobiles is having callers over the second hour calling to talk about their first car. The cue card questions are so obvious.

[Nick el Ass]

I don't understand a show that is supposed to be about the future of automobiles is having callers over the second hour calling to talk about their first car. The cue card questions are so obvious.

George Noory is a fuck up.

[Nick el Ass]

The future is dim both for cars, and for Coast. George Noory is a terrible host with no discernible skills behind the mic whatsoever... and he can't keep the show on track to save his life.

[popple]

I'm shocked Prince is a little racy for George to be playing.

"Hello Prince! Is that your real name or is it still that symbol?"
"Was purple always your favorite color or did you like other colors?"
"How long did it take you to write batdance?"
"You're pretty good at guitar. Is it hard to play?"
"You've been known to wear heels. Do they make you feel taller?"
"You did an episode with the muppets once. Was that fun?"

[Morgus]

The c2cam website claimed this first 2 hours was supposed to be about "The Future of Cars"
but Noory turned it into talking about his old cars, even the callers just talked about their old cars - no future stuff!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George is a real lunchbox Joe.  His shows don't have to be pretty, so long as he can make it to the next break.  And believe me, he's counting down the minutes every hour.

[Nick el Ass]

"Hello Prince! Is that your real name or is it still that symbol?"
"Was purple always your favorite color or did you like other colors?"
"How long did it take you to write batdance?"
"You're pretty good at guitar. Is it hard to play?"
"You've been known to wear heels. Do they make you feel taller?"
"You did an episode with the muppets once. Was that fun?"

You owe me a new keyboard, hahahahahaha.

[Nick el Ass]

Common de-nom-inator?!? If I were paying for such a promo, and George butchered it that bad I'd be pissssssed.

[zeebo]

Yep it's another coast classic:  the "Air Bags & Anxiety" show.

[Nick el Ass]

Yep it's another coast classic:  the "Air Bags & Anxiety" show.

The site says the second part is supposed to be about chronic pain, and not anxiety. Did George just completely botch both hours of tonights show?

[Nick el Ass]

Back pain. No problem just make up your own spine-o-cylinder.

[SnapT]

Whatta bomb Art just dropped on Facebook.  Hope George is happy he just destroyed Art's decades-long relationship with Keith Rowland!

[Dateline]

Whomever wrote the descriptions for the show tonight attempted to be edgy and awe-inspiring mentioning future cars, but I saw through it.  The posts I have read confirm that.

C'mon cars and chronic pain are just such non-Coast subjects, or border line that I just passed and have not even turned it on.  I did learn one cure for chronic pain, avoid this car crash that has went over the mountain, hitting the ground with a thud. 

[Bonanza Pilot]

From Art's facebook:

The Dark Matter Network was established as a Forum to showcase new Talent and as a place where after my two Year Non-compete was done (In July next Year) that I could begin streaming live, it was run by Keith Rowland and of course a alternative to Coast. In the last few days I began getting email's from many of you who could not believe that one of the Talk Host's on DM was invited to do a Guest Host gig on Coast. This was done I am sure to irritate me which it did, however the straw that broke the camels back was that Keith did not have the courtesy to call me. When I called him, his response was "don't worry he will stay on DM and Coast". At that point I decided to pull my Web Page and asked Keith to remove my name from the site. This is not about Jimmy Church, I wish him all the luck in the World, this is about trust in relationships.


Where this leaves me in terms of where I can stream a show now is a open question. What I do know is I have to be able to trust the people I work with.

Art

[zeebo]

From Art's facebook:

Where this leaves me in terms of where I can stream a show now is a open question. What I do know is I have to be able to trust the people I work with.

Friggin you gotta love Art.  Burning bridges but being a bad-ass along the way.  It's so goddamn refreshing to hear a public figure with some actual integrity.

[Dateline]

I agree  integrity is everything.  Some people are just corporate sell-outs.

[WOTR]

From Art's facebook:

Anybody else wonder how many more of these shenanigans it will take before Art just says "fuck it" and throws in the towel...

***Edit: yes, my whole post is quotes.***

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George and Tommy are probably off cracking the Champagne while this pain guy drones on.

[narcissist noory]

Whatta bomb Art just dropped on Facebook.  Hope George is happy he just destroyed Art's decades-long relationship with Keith Rowland!

oh you know he's giggling like a 14yo schoolgirl (there are no coincidences)
  atta boy Art, don't take no shit from anybody!

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I think I just heard:
Guest: ...a patient over 80 surgeries...a patient 29 surgeries
GN interrupting: 29 surgeries!!

[Morgus]

Whatta bomb Art just dropped on Facebook.  Hope George is happy he just destroyed Art's decades-long relationship with Keith Rowland!

Yep that was probably Noory's plan all along - the end result pre-empting Art's return streaming on Keith's Dark Matter Radio Network  to compete with c2cam in 2015?

[WOTR]

It is odd... I was thinking earlier that this place was just hopping tonight.  There were several pages of suck as well as some laughs and i was surpirsed how many people were here.  Then the FB post... As Jorch would say "there are no coincidences..."  Maybe it was angels that brought us all here tonight?  Was it a portal- and, most importantly... If you kicked Art enough times, would he be a mean baby?

[nextgen.fm]

Yep that was probably Noory's plan all along - the end result pre-empting Art's return streaming on Keith's Dark Matter Radio Network  to compete with c2cam in 2015?

Wow!

He just posted that an hour ago

Can we post it here? Or has it already been posted?

Thanks

[Nick el Ass]

Yep that was probably Noory's plan all along - the end result pre-empting Art's return streaming on Keith's Dark Matter Radio Network  to compete with c2cam in 2015?

George knows he can't beat Art one on one... so as the old saying goes if you can't beat 'em try to fuck 'em over.

Alice Cooper - No More Mr Nice Guy

[nooryisawesome]

Wow!

He just posted that an hour ago

Can we post it here? Or has it already been posted?

Thanks

art bell thread

[nextgen.fm]

art bell thread

Thanks for your posts

[paladin1991]

Art doesn't know where he is going to stream fm?  Hmmm, Mv can you help the 'Old Boy' out?  It's time to get PrimeEvil.  Folks out there think that Art is boxed?  I think Art is gonna reach a personal Rubicon and say 'All in.  Time to gut these parasites.  I"M ART FUCKING BELL!' 

[cowtown]

Art doesn't know where he is going to stream fm?  Hmmm, Mv can you help the 'Old Boy' out?  It's time to get PrimeEvil.  Folks out there think that Art is boxed?  I think Art is gonna reach a personal Rubicon and say 'All in.  Time to gut these parasites.  I"M ART FUCKING BELL!'

"Snoory, Church-Snoory and Rowland can kiss my ass."

[albrecht]

I didn't mind the car guy or even the callers about their old cars and trucks. I like old cars and trucks. Norry had ridiculous questions "of course." But the pain guy was just an opportunity for George to gloat over people in pain. "How do they walk in, doc? All bent over sorta shufflin in?" The doctor replied about one man who couldn't stand up and walked at a 45degree angle and needed 15 hours of surgery and George seemed to gleefully say "uggh" but wanted more stories.