Jimmy Church

[wr250]

Oh God not again they're having a fight. You know how I get all hyperventilated whenever there's shouting. I hope Dad doesn't have to go to jail again

no jail apparently , but there seems to be a large amount of butthurt. i believe there is a taintco product to help with that.

[Sumthins Goin On]

Spit my coffee out. Hahahaha jaha!

Glad I could help!

[popple]

You need a campaign to get Jim church off dark matter.

Heh, I wonder if Keith is still hugging onto Jimmy's balls after this. When I shared my displeasure over JC he snapped back with a not cool lie about how huge his ratings were. He gets average listeners, but he also gets over played morning, noon and night. He asked me why I don't be a man (teehee) and complain to JC myself. Welp, I did and surprisingly did not receive a reply back.

[VictoriaPandora]

Jimmy Church is sorry to announce that he will be banning people now from FB. He has a sad.

   JimmyChurchRadio.com
16 minutes ago ·
There will be NO trolling on this page. Freedom of speech is one thing...trolling is another. You know who you are...you will be banned, blocked and bounced. Life is too short...spend your time having fun, being safe and respecting your friends and family.
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I has a sad too, because I have no idea what thread I should be on...per usual, lol.
I have only recently attempted to navigate here from a tiny device.

[VictoriaPandora]

What exactly do you not understand about:
"deleted & posted on previous page here"  ?

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Repetitive & RedundAnt? He's a new host on c2c & no previous threads on him there.

Your tone shows how you think & you think you are the only one that matters in this village. 

Oh maaaaaan, he wishes! How is doing a Sunday, or whatevah day he is doing make him a new host? Carrot meet stick.

[ItsOver]

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Jimmy Church is sorry to announce that he will be banning people now from FB. He has a sad.

   JimmyChurchRadio.com
16 minutes ago ·
There will be NO trolling on this page. Freedom of speech is one thing...trolling is another. You know who you are...you will be banned, blocked and bounced. Life is too short...spend your time having fun, being safe and respecting your friends and family.
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I has a sad too, because I have no idea what thread I should be on...per usual, lol.
I have only recently attempted to navigate here from a tiny device.

Sounds like a perfect match with his new BFF Jorch.  Has Chimmy started telling folks "getta life" and calling them "losers," yet?

[VictoriaPandora]

Well, there was that part about "being safe" the new American mantra... And shorshes  favourite sign off.
Being safe, is the new "get a life."

Must be the curse of having opposable thumbs.

Getting a life is no longer a "thing" evidently.

I imagine Jimmy will ban me from FB. Since I am the same entity all over the internets.
It won't take him long to figure that out.

He did say it was a sad day. But he got about three likes also.
It does make me wonder. Because when I listened to his interview with JBW (it was really good!) he claimed his tweeters were all a-twater about the underwater thingamajig.
It seemed fake.

Like really my twitters are all a flutter about my amazing... Whatever. How would you know?
I suppose you could follow, ain't nobody got time for that.

[jazmunda]

Heh, I wonder if Keith is still hugging onto Jimmy's balls after this. When I shared my displeasure over JC he snapped back with a not cool lie about how huge his ratings were. He gets average listeners, but he also gets over played morning, noon and night. He asked me why I don't be a man (teehee) and complain to JC myself. Welp, I did and surprisingly did not receive a reply back.

Keith seems to have the same level of customer service as the Soup Nazi.

[cweb]

Folksh, somthins goin on, I can't quite put my finger in it, I mean, on it. I don't know why I said in it. Let's go to the whild carl line where Charlsh is waiting. Your on Coasht to Coasht AM. (Insert Charles' Dialog Here) Who knowsh it might be angelsh!
A speshul annoucshmunt folksh, this weekend I'm going to have a sechul treat for everyone, a gesht host by the name of Timmy Church will be standing in. Some of you might know him, he's the hoash over at our freind Art Bells' site. He's been sitting in for Art whoosh retired now. So be looking out for that thish weekend. I know I will.

The "Timmy Church" line made me lose my shit. Pure gold. And portals.

As previously suggested, maybe Jimmy really does think he can save Coast. But as also pointed out, never count out the dumbness of a big dumb corporation. Best case, an upgrade from Noory.

[Dateline]

When I hear "Be Safe" I think don't forget to use a condom, or don't get someone knocked up, or don't contract a STD.

[jazmunda]

I doubt George would greenlight someone who he thought could replace him.

[VictoriaPandora]

The "Timmy Church" line made me lose my shit. Pure gold. And portals.

As previously suggested, maybe Jimmy really does think he can save Coast. But as also pointed out, never count out the dumbness of a big dumb corporation. Best case, an upgrade from Noory.

Maybe? But that seems so far fetched. You know time has gone by and stuff...George is still there.

Is there a chance Jimmy will Honour Art Bell and his DM
network?

Now THAT would be awesome.

Is Jimmy taking calls?

I mean when Jimmy was recently on the Clyde Lewis show, CL made it clear that Jimmy was hailing from Art Bells network.

But, Clyde is really still independent. I never miss his show. He is all over the map... But I like that, really.

[bateman]

I doubt George would greenlight someone who he thought could replace him.

Yeah, that ain't it. It's about rolling competition into the Coast brand corpse in an attempt to consolidate a fragmented audience. Same thing I suspect happened with Schrader.

Here's a tip, Jorch: the audience is fragmented because you drove them all away to better options.

[jazmunda]

Yeah, that ain't it. It's about rolling competition into the Coast brand corpse in an attempt to consolidate a fragmented audience. Same thing I suspect happened with Schrader.

Here's a tip, Jorch: the audience is fragmented because you drove them all away to better options.

Looks that way.

[MV/Liberace!]

Keith seems to have the same level of customer service as the Soup Nazi.

this isn't really anything i haven't said before, but keith needs to reevaluate his unreasonable approach to dealing with reasonable people online, and art needs to reevaluate using keith to handle his online presence.  in numerous instances, keith's attitudinal approach to communicating with art's fans has come across as short and condescending (on facebook and elsewhere).  i understand frustration if you're dealing with an idiot, but the examples i've seen have not involved idiots.  he's probably so used to responding in that fashion he doesn't even realize he's doing it. 

it would be one thing if he'd accomplished something other than being incidentally associated with art bell all these years, but he really hasn't done much of anything impressive as far as i can tell.  in other words, if robert plant acts like a cunt toward me, i'll understand and i'll just overlook it.  he's robert plant.  if it's keith rowland doing it, well... fuck that guy. 

i always wonder if rowland acted as an intermediary between art and sirius in any capacity.  if he did, it's not hard for me to imagine why sirius threw their hands up in the air and moved on.  he has the people skills of a dried cat turd.

[popple]

So Jimmy Church is allowed to talk shit about George Noory on Bellgab, his show, and where ever else, but when it comes to JC no one is allowed to talk about their disappointments directly to his face(book)? HAH! Jimmy, you're a WIMP and very not cooooooool about all this. At least these people are voicing their opinion directly to you. BUT OH NO THE FADER NUTS WILL SEE! 

[Bart Ell]

For popple:


For the crybaby:

[VictoriaPandora]

I haven't delt with Keith, but that is exactly how Hendrie is.
When I told him his website sucked he accused me of not knowing how to turn a computer on.

Now he is revamping his (terrible) website.

When I said he wasn't worth $10.00 a month, and the least he could do was a embers only Saturday show... He started a Saturday show.

These people listen.
Surely they know that for every person that kicks up dust, there are a bunch that stay quiet.

I warned Jimmy about the GN thang... But man, if he is that wet behind the ears, and doesn't already know the drill then it is just a shame.

[popple]

Bart Ell! How pleasant to see you again

That pic of GN&JC appears to be a modern day memento mortis.

[aldousburbank]

I am not familiar with this Jimmy Church. What are their beliefs?

[paladin1991]

I am not familiar with this Jimmy Church. What are their beliefs?

Pissing backwards on ppl is a mainstay of their faith.

[popple]

Yes, Jimmy Church would stop his show over audio difficulties only to cut to an older show with audio difficulties. "It's the pentagon"

[ItsOver]

I am not familiar with this Jimmy Church. What are their beliefs?

Having Dave Noorie give you a love embrace while you pay him homage seems to be obligatory.  Hopefully, no tongues are involved.

[Sumthins Goin On]

About as paranoid and delusional as Clyde Lewis. Always blowing things out of proportion.

Yes, Jimmy Church would stop his show over audio difficulties only to cut to an older show with audio difficulties. "It's the pentagon"

[qaddisin]

Well, not particularly surprised by this development.

I'm sure Church will do a bang-up job hosting. All those things he said about Noory were most certainly uninformed opinions, and now that Church has had the opportunity to meet and talk with him, it has certainly changed his mind about the man. And he knows that his presence will do nothing but improve and enrich C2C, bringing it back to its glory days when the show had a certain intellectual credibility.

Wait, this is Jimmy Church I'm talking about. It's possible he'll use his turn on the mic to blast Noory and put the word out that there might be a second (or third, or eighth) coming of Art Bell in the near future on the DMRN, but I find it more likely that it will be just like listening to Noory, except that Church might ask more intelligent questions of his guest in between long segments of talking about himself.

How the man can reconcile in his mind doing a guest stint on C2C versus any loyalty or respect he's professed for Art Bell really does show what he's made of. 

[WOTR]

Anybody else wonder how many more of these shenanigans it will take before Art just says "fuck it" and throws in the towel.  Why subject himself to this when he had already built an empire from the ground up and proven himself?  Now he gives unknown hosts a bit of help at the start and (some) basically give him the finger.

I can see him just folding it all up and walking away knowing that Coast is already as dead as Jorch looked in that pic with JC.  On the other hand, possibly he just does not care.  He may be fine with Church going to sacrifice himself and sell his soul on the alter of a souless corporation.  I think we all know that it will chew him up and spit him out just the same as it has Wells and every other host.  Even Noory looks like death, lives across the country from his family and probably stays holed up in a small apartment when he is not flying across the country to do a taping for Giam or make an appearance at a conference.  This is the life that JC aspires to have?  Good for him- perhaps he will get his wish...

Anyhow, I can pretty much guarantee that I will not hear Church.  I refuse to bother anymore.  The only thing that Coast can offer is Knapp a few times a month... I just have better things to do than tune into and support a program and people I have no respect for.

[nooryisawesome]

I would speculate that Keith is OK with it because it gives DMRN some exposure which is surely needs. Keith has done nothing to promote DMRN. All the promotion is done on the social media scale by the host themselves. If Keith wanted to be more serious about things you think he would run some ads on open minds magazine and the like. He could also advertise on some paranormal websites, none of that is being done to my knowledge which is why the peak listnership on any given night is 700.

[nooryisawesome]

For popple:


For the crybaby:

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Personally, I think it's best to wait for the airing to happen before crucifying Church.  Then again, I've never listened to him except for links put up here.

[Roswells, Art]

Ug.

I've listened to a few shows.  The first 30 minutes is like listening to a one sided conversation as he replies to his tweets, it's unbearable.  His voice is not easy on the ears.  He keeps repeating words over and over while he thinks of something to say next, "I get it, I get it, I GET it, I get it".

He's a pos for going on Coast.

Oh and btw Timmy, if you call yourself humble then you aren't.

DMRN has not found the next Art Bell, not even close.  Maybe they should get Dames to remote view the next Art Bell.  That would save some time and trouble.

Dark Matter Radio Network:  Looking for the Next George Noory.