Jimmy Church

[Sumthins Goin On]

Delusions of grandeur: "Sitting in for Art Bell"
IMHO you're not fit to sniff Art's seat let alone sit in for him. 24-7 Fade To Black on the Dark Matter Radio Network. And yes you're right, I don't need to listen.

[popple]

I like the cut of your jib, Popple.

Thanks! Your jib really ~*shines*~

Like an ever present beacon of hope, guiding us safely through the chunky rotten septic black waters of blech. Helping us avoid the vessel damaging rock solid lies lurking in the shallows. Exposing them one by one and never letting us forget. Saving us from being hopelessly stranded with only one men's washroom to go around. AND SOME OF US ARE FEMALE!!! Saving countless tens of people from becoming faded forgotten souls! I believe JC calls them #fadernauts? Thank you for your tireless crusading and luring as many back from the misrepresenting sirens call of Jimmy Church. When he reveals his true form jp mucklestones will be shat. RESIST! He will eat your face, lay his eggs in your brain, and forge your name to a fraudulent "fan e-mail" read at the top of the show between name dropping and useless 1980's celebrity news.

Delusions of grandeur: "Sitting in for Art Bell"

[Mr. Fidget]

Lookie here, the Chuuch Basement Army has sent another keyboard warrior! Stupid Chuuch, you don't win a war by sending virgins, you win a war by promising your army afterlife virgins.

Bart, I almost went to the blah-rk "side," thanks for the de-programming. I don't know how long I could have tread water sewage down there. I should have realized... the power folly of the dark side.
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[Sumthins Goin On]

Who's a pretty kitty? Yes you are! As I slowly back away to the nearest exit....

I hope those are for JCR!

[wr250]

ep 104-108 are up
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0BwuIlFRzoZf8YjFuT1U2dENJY1U&usp=sharing

[Bart Ell]

...even if your show still sucks, Jimmy.
And it does.
It sucks bad.
(Insert fake corporate rock style laugh here)

[Zack]

he is fairly decent. certainly better than the snooron. has his up and downs.probably tied for the best show on DMRN with batemans show.

JC is the least annoying host on DMRN currently, even if he goes on and on about that Malibu base expedition that never seems to actually happen. 

[Bart Ell]

[expat]

Review of Mike Bara on FTB this week.

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2014/08/the-mike-bara-collection.html

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Review of Mike Bara on FTB this week.

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2014/08/the-mike-bara-collection.html

Did he mention the thigh bone, expat?  I can't remember.

http://www.cnet.com/news/thigh-bone-on-mars-nasa-explains-an-unusual-find/

[cweb]

Review of Mike Bara on FTB this week.

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2014/08/the-mike-bara-collection.html

Nicely done. I've been enjoying your exchanges with Mr. Bara. I'm pretty open to crazy theories, but his hard-selling of low-res two-dimensional material as evidence and attempts to back it up with fuzzy science are getting old. At first it was entertaining. Now it's becoming a parody.

I would definitely tune in to a scholarly conversation between Mike and Stuart, though I would hope Mr. Bara's temper doesn't get the best of him. My gut says Mike would back out anyway.

Did he mention the thigh bone, expat?  I can't remember.

http://www.cnet.com/news/thigh-bone-on-mars-nasa-explains-an-unusual-find/

Erosion does some crazy shit, man....

Also, very nice avatar. Be seeing you!

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Erosion does some crazy shit, man....

That's for sure.  It's damn fortunate that MB discovered it before it completely turned to dust like the rest of the skeleton!

Also, very nice avatar. Be seeing you!

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[wr250]

That's for sure.  It's damn fortunate that MB discovered it before it completely turned to dust like the rest of the skeleton!

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bara is stealing hoagies material ,yet again.

[Bart Ell]

Wuzza?

[wr250]

ep 109-111 are up
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0BwuIlFRzoZf8YjFuT1U2dENJY1U&usp=sharing

[popple]

JC has been letting his profanities loose?

[Bart Ell]

JC has been letting his profanities loose?

Please forward all complaints to darkmatter@rowlandnet.com

[bateman]

My neighbor Maryanne's cats were very distraught when they heard that potty talk. They're Maine Coons, and they're very sensitive.

[Bart Ell]

My neighbor Maryanne's cats were very distraught when they heard that potty talk.

Just another reason why they put him by the crapper.

[nooryisawesome]

Just another reason why they put him by the crapper.

where can i tune into the bart Ell show?

You seem to be critical of jsut about everyone, so you must think you can do better.

I would be interested in hearing you do a podcast.

[WhiteCrow]

where can i tune into the bart Ell show?

You seem to be critical of jsut about everyone, so you must think you can do better.

I would be interested in hearing you do a podcast.

Teacher.... Teacher... I know the answer!!!     They eat their own.

How about, Bateman could interview BartE-boy.... On his regularly scheduled once in a blue moon Dark Weekend podcasts.  Next blue moon July 15, 2015. Get crackin boys, only 342 days left to prepare produce and edit the Steve' and Bart's podcast.

Any volunteers to help write spontaneous sounding dialog for the podcast.

Find out the TRUE story as to how and why that it was necessary for BartE to wish Falkie into the corn field. Mark your calendars, this will be an epic almost 'live' podcast.

[onan]

My neighbor Maryanne's cats were very distraught when they heard that potty talk. They're Maine Coons, and they're very sensitive.

Maryanne and her cats are so misunderstood.

[Bart Ell]

I would be interested in hearing you do a podcast.

You would also be interested in sniffing my J.P. Mucklestone underwear at the end of the day. You can't seem to help yourself.

You enjoy hanging from my balls.

You are a ball hanger.

Pervert.

[onan]

You would also be interested in sniffing my J.P. Mucklestone underwear at the end of the day. You can't seem to help yourself.

You enjoy hanging from my balls.

You are a ball hanger.

Pervert.

I am glad you specified ball hanger and didn't incorrectly use the term nut hugger.

[MV/Liberace!]

Just another reason why they put him by the crapper.

what in the hell is this a picture of?  who broadcasts next to the entrance of a park restroom?  i guess it could be a matter of convenience after the sun fades, if that's your thing.

[wr250]

moved, as per it fitting bart ell perfectly (and by his request)

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[Bart Ell]

You need to get laid.
Chuuch has something for you.
Meet him by the bathroom.
I am sure he is willing to give it to you in the crapper.

[wr250]

You need to get laid.
Chuuch has something for you.
Meet him by the bathroom.
I am sure he is willing to give it to you in the crapper.

voice of experience?

[Bart Ell]

voice of experience?

I know you are a little flustered with the thought of Jimmy giving it to you in the crapper but those are typed words. Any voices you hear are your own issues.... Unless you are the blind guy who has these posts read to him.

[cweb]

Just another reason why they put him by the crapper.

If he's really about bumping his show at these "industry gatherings," Jimmy should drop some bones on a nice pop-up that can go in the background behind publicity shots like this. Then at least it's not immediately apparent they're yakking by the shitter.