George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nick el Ass]

Yeah but what about the phenomenon known as his Beyond Bleef "tv show"?  That juggernaut just cannot be stopped.

How could it be stopped when the show is like a bunch of Netflix?  One maybe, but not a whole bunch.

[Nick el Ass]

George is confused as usual this time thinking ISIS might be fake. Good grief.

[coaster]

"Internet-based tv show"  :

[zeebo]

This guest makes CSPAN seem exciting.  George's grooming habits were more riveting.

[zeebo]

George is confused as usual this time thinking ISIS might be fake. Good grief.

Jeez a couple nites ago he was ready to nuke to middle east into glass.  Keep this goof far away from the red button (and pizza rolls).

[narcissist noory]

and stache clippers
  NoStacheNoory sucks!

[Nick el Ass]

It is apparent to me the only staunch listeners Noory has left is conspiracy theorists, and those of us who are night people... and talking shit about him.

[nooryisawesome]

I'm not a fan of conspiracy theories, but I think they are all in on it... and since the crew couldn't succeed they are more than willing to destroy Art's show out of spite.

They have bosses who should try to protect a once profitable brand.

[Nick el Ass]

They have bosses who should try to protect a once profitable brand.

Since it is not their baby, but one created by Art they probably don't care. It is like an adopted baby to them... and they have their own to worry about. If the ratings drop to nothing it won't be profitable. Something is fishy here.

[zeebo]

Ok I can't take anymore, I think I'd rather listen to the history of the paper clip.  However, y'all made me crack up tonite, thanks for the laughs and to those stalwart few who stay on, please chronicle any further fails for posterity.

[Nick el Ass]

Both thermite, and space lasers brought down the Twin Towers. Judy Wood was the one who opened this guys eyes.

[Nick el Ass]

Ok I can't take anymore, I think I'd rather listen to the history of the paper clip.  However, y'all made me crack up tonite, thanks for the laughs and to those stalwart few who stay on, please chronicle any further fails for posterity.

Once George said I read clips of it when the guest asked about a book. I tuned out. This guy is one of the dumbest people on this big blue marble we call Earth.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm actually interested in listening to this guy.  I've heard about him for a long time but don't think I've ever heard him interviewed.  It boggles my mind that such an apparently accomplished intelligent man can buy into this stuff.

[Nick el Ass]

I'm actually interested in listening to this guy.  I've heard about him for a long time but don't think I've ever heard him interviewed.  It boggles my mind that such an accomplished intelligent man can buy into this stuff.

Money makes people do weird shit. Speaking of the money mafia there are people like him and Alex Jones that are all about making it, and are willing to accept any theory that might make em a little. George just called himself part of the new media too which is only a line people of those ilk use... and it is apparent now that since C2C can't get the average joe to follow they will go for the lowest of the low. 

[Nick el Ass]

I have a funny feeling that George knows his goose (or is it pizza rolls) are done, and he is going to lay it all out there in hopes of making himself available to the crackpot community because no one else will want to hire the man after this debacle. 2015 could be the dawn of a new era for C2C.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Money makes people do weird shit. Speaking of the money mafia there are people like him and Alex Jones that are all about making it, and are willing to accept any theory that might make em a little. George just called himself part of the new media too which is only a line people of those ilk use... and it is apparent now that since C2C can't get the average joe to follow they will go for the lowest of the low.

I don't know... what does a 91 year old need with money?  At that age long term planning is what you're going to have for dinner and it's a surprise every time you wake up.

[Nick el Ass]

I don't know... what does a 91 year old need with money?  At that age long term planning is what you're going to have for dinner and it's a surprise every time you wake up.

He has a family I'm sure. The guy also built a UFO landing pad while a politician in Canadadada.




  Then accused George "dubya" Bush of trying to start an intergalactic war. That is when according to Wiki, wiki he said: "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning...The Bush Administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide." He might just be senile because it didn't come to him until he read a book by someone else.

[Juan Cena]

They have bosses who should try to protect a once profitable brand.

Premier is owned by BAIN Capital. I half believe BAIN owns it for the with more of an intention of spreading its political agenda than for making a profit.

[George Drooly]

"People are gonna have to put their foots down!"

-radio professional George Noory

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George fails a job interview

http://youtu.be/tMe3WDmxBEI

[Beyond Bleef]

George said he sometimes thinks ISIS may be "made up."  He said it not once but twice.

I was hoping he would elaborate on just WHO he thinks may be pulling this hoax on us.

What a loon.

[pyewacket]

I know he realizes his numbers are tanking. They have fallen by .5 million this year alone. For an idea about how fast his audience is shrinking it was 4.5 million in 2007 and 3 million in 2013. All the way down to 2.5 million today.

That is some really horrible news for George Noory. You would think that they would try to change things up. How is lisa Lyon still in charge of C2C, you think they would make a change and try to get some momentum or at least stem the flow.

Perhaps tweak or untweak some of the changes Nostache has made. I think what is killing them is George's inability to do open lines. They were a real ratings bost to Art. Psychic vampire lines for the 1000 time is not going to help.

I'm surprised his numbers aren't lower- but the year's not done yet. It's not just George's lack of ability and style- it's the subject matter. I've been interested in the paranormal since I was a kid, I watched the New Age Movement develop over the years. There's been nothing "new" in a long time. The market is full of people wanting to cash in on it. In the early years a few made their name and made it big. The original pioneers are getting older and many are gone.

The guest rotation on his show is repetitive. Maybe this is a sign that guests are hard to get or that more control of content is needed. George has demonstrated the limits of his host/interviewer skills. They would have to totally restructure the show to have any affect on it. Maybe they don't want to be the ones to yank a once popular show and will let it "die" on the vine so they can replace it with a more political leaning one with conspiracies and political talk.

The poor quality is even more glaringly apparent after coming off a weekend with Knapp as host and listening to Clyde Lewis right before Coast. I don't think the moustache helps - dumb, unnecessary story and he dragged Art into it like a child would.   

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I think we should find Noory a backup.

Most definitely!  He sounded so forlorn when he mentioned something about not having his "trademark." 

And what probably depresses him the most about the incident is that he won't be able to wear his favorite t-shirt for a couple of weeks.

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[HorrorRetro]

George said he sometimes thinks ISIS may be "made up."  He said it not once but twice.

Since he claims he's part of the "new media," can we send him over there as a journalist and have him captured? Maybe he'll change his mind on them being fake when they're sawing his head off.   :

[HorrorReporter]

For fun.. I was searching for george noory + mustache. I came upon this interesting site for KFH.. http://www.kfhradio.com/pages/291118.php?  take a gander at the image they are using for George. Where in the hell did they find this incarnation? Or did someone snap a shot prior to the dye/wig/stache job?

[SnapT]

He actually looks better as a silver fox!  Like a poor man's Alex Trebek.

[WOTR]

George said he sometimes thinks ISIS may be "made up."  He said it not once but twice.

I was hoping he would elaborate on just WHO he thinks may be pulling this hoax on us.

What a loon.

For that answer you will have to tune into his good friend, Alex Jones' show.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

He actually looks better as a silver fox!  Like a poor man's Alex Trebek.

I agree.

[coaster]

Looks a hell of a lot better than that shoe polish he puts in his hair.

[albrecht]

For fun.. I was searching for george noory + mustache. I came upon this interesting site for KFH.. http://www.kfhradio.com/pages/291118.php?  take a gander at the image they are using for George. Where in the hell did they find this incarnation? Or did someone snap a shot prior to the dye/wig/stache job?

He has that "touch of gray" that women find enticing, due to the still remaining youthful virility seen in the remaining black hair, but businessmen find him reassuring because of the experience seen in the silver mane! This explains his tenure despite falling ratings. The interns, secretaries, investors, and bosses are fooled by the hair! Forget Carnivora or Toomeric. He needs to start hawking hair coloring....works with beards and mustaches also!!