George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[SnapT]

George has a reason to be concerned, this is what he looks like without his mustache...

[PChirp]

I bet he saw something shiny, and turned his head... or maybe his mustache found a portal into another dimension.

HATER!!!!

[NoMoreNoory]

He had to tape five Bee On Bleefs without his dead caterpillar.

[narcissist noory]

HATER!!!!

interwebb trololol!

[Nick el Ass]

HATER!!!!

Or the angels made him do it.

[zeebo]

So now this guy's lip-critter is the topic for a national talk show?  I mean this truly is a low point.  I think "hater" doesn't quite have the oomph I need, maybe at this point call me a "loather".

* credit for the term "lip-critter" to (Redacted)

[PChirp]

We really need to schedule a convention.  I cannot imagine a better time with you guys (and gals) from Bellgab.  I laugh my ass off every night.

As always, GNS   

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

So now this guy's lip-critter is the topic for a national talk show?  I mean this truly is a low point.  I think "hater" doesn't quite have the oomph I need, maybe at this point call me a "loather".

* credit for the term "lip-critter" to (Redacted)

He said the trolls would have a field day with this one, or something to that effect, before telling us the story of how the trim adjustment on his travel beard trimmer fell off, causing him to butcher one side of his mustache.

[narcissist noory]

He had to tape five Bee On Bleefs without his dead caterpillar.

hitler is displeased

[Nick el Ass]

He said the trolls would have a field day with this one, or something to that effect, before telling us the story of how the trim adjustment on his travel beard trimmer fell off, causing him to butcher one side of his mustache.

This guy needs to be put in a padded room so he doesn't hurt himself.  I have a feeling we are going to hear that he accidentally lost a limb while operating wielding the electric turkey trimmer during Thanksgiving dinner.

[NoMoreNoory]

Hilarious, too, that he completely misunderstands what a troll is, in spite of giving a definition - someone who goes onto forums to disrupt and antagonize. Nothing whatsoever to do with all us basement-dwelling haturrz. Ironic, given the number of trolls Prem Rat have set loose here, including, a while back, one 'Gnoory'.

[zeebo]

This guy needs to be put in a padded room so he doesn't hurt himself.  I have a feeling we are going to hear that he accidentally lost a limb while operating wielding the electric turkey trimmer during Thanksgiving dinner.

No worries, he gets his turkee in safely-wrapped sammiches down at the corner gas station, where he also gets his latest Archies comics and his 99 cent 'stache trimmers.

[zeebo]

... trolls Prem Rat have set loose here, including, a while back, one 'Gnoory'.

Although I think technically he was more of a "ghoul".  Maybe a troll-ghoul hybrid class.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I think we should find Noory a backup.

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[Nick el Ass]

No worries, he gets his turkee in safely-wrapped sammiches down at the corner gas station, where he also gets his latest Archies comics and his 99 cent 'stache trimmers.

He probably trims his sammiches to feel apart of the holiday while locked in a hotel because he refuses to take a day off. Unless it is a Friday, or Linda Moulton Howe is on the air... and he can just program the computer to say stuff while they slip out the back door.

[Immy]

Jeez, he's truly his own worst enemy. Not only can he not operate a trimmer without the "training wheels", he can't even come up with a plausible cover story to not make himself look ridiculous. Grade A buffoon.

[PChirp]

I swear you people are SO talented with your comments and general comments.   

Still, GNS.  Sorry to say...LOVE IT!

[Nick el Ass]

I feel George will dump this guest before the 3 hours are up, or chastise him for his hacking and coughing on air.

[Nick el Ass]

Never again should Noory use the word aphrodisiac in any context. 

[Étouffée]

George is plumbing new, heretofore unexplored depths of crappiness tonight, yet we must be grateful for the abundant harvest of low-hanging fruit, so to speak.

In the middle of the 'stache/troll hilarity, George told prospective callers-in to the psychic to "state your age at time of birth".  Gimme that ol' time GNS!

[coaster]

Noory knows our criticisms are legitimate. Do you remember when he posted here and said he was looking for suggestions and he was trying to improve? He gave that up in typical Noory fashion because he finds it easier to throw around the words "haters and trolls". He knows that is not the case. When he says haters and trolls all he really is doing is strengthening our argument that he is a terrible radio host.
Go sit on a pizza roll and spin George...
Art Bell in '15.

[zeebo]

...In the middle of the 'stache/troll hilarity, George told prospective callers-in to the psychic to "state your age at time of birth".  ...

I missed this one as I was taking a c2c break to check out a much more intellectually-stimulating monster truck racing competition on cable, but this quote must go in the all-time annals of classic Nooryisms. 

[narcissist noory]

i like how he tried to misdirect the criticism by bringing up how art glued his mouth shut

[nooryisawesome]

Noory knows our criticisms are legitimate. Do you remember when he posted here and said he was looking for suggestions and he was trying to improve? He gave that up in typical Noory fashion because he finds it easier to throw around the words "haters and trolls". He knows that is not the case. When he says haters and trolls all he really is doing is strengthening our argument that he is a terrible radio host.
Go sit on a pizza roll and spin George...
Art Bell in '15.

I know he realizes his numbers are tanking. They have fallen by .5 million this year alone. For an idea about how fast his audience is shrinking it was 4.5 million in 2007 and 3 million in 2013. All the way down to 2.5 million today.

That is some really horrible news for George Noory. You would think that they would try to change things up. How is lisa Lyon still in charge of C2C, you think they would make a change and try to get some momentum or at least stem the flow.

Perhaps tweak or untweak some of the changes Nostache has made. I think what is killing them is George's inability to do open lines. They were a real ratings bost to Art. Psychic vampire lines for the 1000 time is not going to help.

[Nick el Ass]

i like how he tried to misdirect the criticism by bringing up how art glued his mouth shut

That was funny because Art wasn't constantly doing stuff to hurt himself like George.


\GNS

[Nick el Ass]

I know he realizes his numbers are tanking. They have fallen by .5 million this year alone. For an idea about how fast his audience is shrinking it was 4.5 million in 2007 and 3 million in 2013. All the way down to 2.5 million today.

That is some really horrible news for George Noory. You would think that they would try to change things up. How is lisa Lyon still in charge of C2C, you think they would make a change and try to get some momentum or at least stem the flow.

Perhaps tweak or untweak some of the changes Nostache has made. I think what is killing them is George's inability to do open lines. They were a real ratings bost to Art. Psychic vampire lines for the 1000 time is not going to help.

I'm not a fan of conspiracy theories, but I think they are all in on it... and since the crew couldn't succeed they are more than willing to destroy Art's show out of spite.

[Nick el Ass]

George said "paint us a picture," but it sure sounded like he said penis a picture.

[zeebo]

Noory knows our criticisms are legitimate. Do you remember when he posted here and said he was looking for suggestions and he was trying to improve?....

Coaster yeah I remember you being around during those surreal times when several of good faith tried to give him good ideas, but he quickly lost interest when real work was involved, and fell back on his old sucky ways. 

[PChirp]

George said "paint us a picture," but it sure sounded like he said penis a picture.

Ashamed to say I caught that one, too 

[zeebo]

I know he realizes his numbers are tanking. ...

Yeah but what about the phenomenon known as his Beyond Bleef "tv show"?  That juggernaut just cannot be stopped.