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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

bsbishop

I didn't go through the nearly 1500 pages of this thread but I'm curious:

Did anyone make a connection between (1st post - Nooryisms) George Noory and Ralph Wiggim?

You can really read any of them and imagine either voice. "My cat's breath smells like cat food." - Ralph.

zeebo

Quote from: awake on March 06, 2014, 12:53:15 PM
Professional Angelologist?  -  Wow.  When did this kind of stuff start getting a pass?  ...

I wonder how long amateur angelologists usually work before going pro.

bsbishop

Quote from: zeebo on March 06, 2014, 02:56:51 PM
I wonder how long amateur angelologists usually work before going pro.

I'm pretty sure it's 15min.

zeebo

Quote from: Seraphim27 on March 06, 2014, 01:11:41 PM
"Earth Angel" by The Penguins

I'd bet half a turkey sammich it's this one, for sure.  George cannot resist any excuse to play drippy 50's doo-wap ballads.

EarthAlien007

sNooron finally did it.  >:(
He's got David Paulides on Monday.
Poaching Knapp's guests now...?

aldousburbank

Quote from: EarthAlien007 on March 06, 2014, 06:55:46 PM
sNooron finally did it.  >:(
He's got David Paulides on Monday.
Poaching Knapp's guests now...?
I hope they both get lost under strange circumstances.

aldousburbank

Quote from: awake on March 06, 2014, 12:53:15 PM
Professional Angelologist?  -  Wow.  When did this kind of stuff start getting a pass? 
How many Angelologists can dance on Noory's pinhead?

bateman

Quote from: EarthAlien007 on March 06, 2014, 06:55:46 PM
sNooron finally did it.  >:(
He's got David Paulides on Monday.
Poaching Knapp's guests now...?

And Snoory's sensibilities continue to ooze into weekends:

QuoteCelestial Prophecies
Date:   03-08-14
Host:   Rob Simone
Guests:   Mark Blitz
From the beginning, in Genesis, God declared that he specifically created the sun and the moon would be used as signals of coming dramatic historical events when the Creator of the universe would intersect with human history. Pastor Mark Biltz joins guest host Rob Simone (email), for a discussion on how to understand the divine link between prophecy, heavenly signs, historical events, and when they intersect.

yumyumtree

We can only hope for Angel Eyes by Frank Sinatra.

Imagine your child coming up to you and saying "when I grow up, I want to be an angelologist. "As long as you don't run up too much college loan debt with it, I guess.

bateman

Quote from: yumyumtree on March 06, 2014, 07:27:29 PM
We can only hope for Angel Eyes by Frank Sinatra.

Imagine your child coming up to you and saying "when I grow up, I want to be an angelologist. "As long as you don't run up too much college loan debt with it, I guess.

I hear the George Noory Academy of Truth tuition is quite reasonable.  ::)



"Jussht fifteen schents a day!"

karios8

Quote from: EarthAlien007 on March 06, 2014, 06:55:46 PM
sNooron finally did it.  >:(
He's got David Paulides on Monday.
Poaching Knapp's guests now...?

Perhaps Paulides will tell Jorch this is the worst interview he's ever done and say goodnight after an hour.  How bizarre, we lost him folks...muscht be the government.

wr250

Quote from: karios8 on March 06, 2014, 08:11:46 PM
Perhaps Paulides will tell Jorch this is the worst interview he's ever done and say goodnight after an hour.  How bizarre, we lost him folks...muscht be the government.

then george would come back with some lame excuse like "his phone was muddled" or some such crap . maybe thats what swagger did that night lol .

amy

George is the best talk show host in the whole world.

onan

Quote from: amy on March 06, 2014, 10:01:21 PM
George is the best talk show host in the whole world.

Is that with or without his back legs?


coaster

I'm so sick of hearing about bitcoin. I have no idea what it even is and I don't care.

amy

Quote from: coaster on March 06, 2014, 10:11:09 PM
I'm so sick of hearing about bitcoin. I have no idea what it even is and I don't care.
Bitcoins suck because its not George Noory approved yet.

amy

George Noory is a Radio God because he knows how to get a very long term contract and he does not break them like some hosts.

Gassy Man

Um . . . so . . . why talk to John Hogue, again?

coaster


amy

Quote from: coaster on March 06, 2014, 10:21:00 PM
George Noory is a radio hemorrhoid.
If george noory is a hemorrhoid, then the hosts of the gabcast really do SUCK.

onan

Quote from: amy on March 06, 2014, 10:25:40 PM
If george noory is a hemorrhoid, then the hosts of the gabcast really do SUCK.

And Monday 3/10/14 at 8PM eastern DST we will give new definition to suck.

michio

Quote from: amy on March 06, 2014, 10:16:40 PM
George Noory is a Radio God because he knows how to get a very long term contract and he does not break them like some hosts.

I know Georgie knows how to break his promises and not resign as host. Now he'll be host until humans walk on Mars, and after that it might be when humans reach the Andromeda galaxy, if it doesn't reach us first.

Because Georgie is fond of talking about his religious (spiritual) beliefs and indoctrinating the listeners, PremRat should change the name of the show from 'Coast to Coast AM' to 'Radio God with George Noory' to better reflect the content of the show. Get 'r done.

yumyumtree

Quote from: coaster on March 06, 2014, 10:11:09 PM
I'm so sick of hearing about bitcoin. I have no idea what it even is and I don't care.

You and me both. Larry Cudlow was as much as calling it a scam this weekend.

That's what I thought when they were talking about people chasing the alleged Bitcoin creator around. I didnt realize it was journalists--I thought it was people with pitchforks.

I have heard that Bitcoin could be a future bubble.

yumyumtree

George does have a thing about asteroids.

Catsmile

Quote from: yumyumtree on March 06, 2014, 10:49:17 PM
George does have a thing about asteroids.
Dave is uh ASS-t-ROID, so of course he loves the subject.

Mels-hole1984

Quote from: bsbishop on March 06, 2014, 02:31:41 PM
I didn't go through the nearly 1500 pages of this thread but I'm curious:

Did anyone make a connection between (1st post - Nooryisms) George Noory and Ralph Wiggim?

You can really read any of them and imagine either voice. "My cat's breath smells like cat food." - Ralph.

Start on Page One, post #1. That pretty much sums up our grievances. Its a festivus for the rest of us.

Dave Noorie

Lol at the prank caller asking if noah got bigfoot on the ark

coaster

You can tell this is a subject George likes. Hes actually paid attention and asked decent questions. I have no interest in the next guest though, so it was good while it lasted. Off to read.

Designx

I thought Larry Stone was a good guest but I don't believe in biblical ark story but I think it's quite possible a more localized smaller scale ark exists.

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