George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ufogadfly]

Haha! Enough that I decided to email Joorch. Me to george@coasttocoastam.com 1.22am EST
Subject: Tricalm
<<'It comes in blue in a white box'
What the hell is that supposed to mean? Might I suggest you try re-recording it as 'It comes in a blue-and-white box'. Which it does, by the way.
With my underlying love>>

Reply from Joorch. 3:39am

<<Three people listened and he does say blue and white box...but the "and" is
quick...
Thanks>>

...These 'three people' must be the same enablers who allow George to get away with talking nonsense night after night without correction or apology: 'Quantum Phillics', 'diossuseez', 'Primmer' (as opposed to Primer) and 'toxicolody' to give just a few very recent examples....

Wow, I really hate to say ANYTHING positive about DisGeorge's use of the language, but he got one right for a change. "Primmer" is the correct pronunciation of "primer" when it refers to an elementary or beginning guide to something. It originally meant a book for teaching children to read.

[wr250]

Wow, I really hate to say ANYTHING positive about DisGeorge's use of the language, but he got one right for a change. "Primmer" is the correct pronunciation of "primer" when it refers to an elementary or beginning guide to something. It originally meant a book for teaching children to read.

well even a broken clock is occasionally right.

[ufogadfly]

Yes. I grew up with Fireball XL5 and all its predecessors - Supercar, Four Feather Falls, Torchy The Battery Boy - and successors from Stingray on down. All hail the great Gerry Anderson. The closing credits from Stingray still stir strange longings in me.......

http://youtu.be/CD96RQ1-wnY

And let's not forget his live action TV series, UFO.

[Morgus]

And let's not forget his live action TV series, UFO.

and Space 1999?

[ItsOver]

Gerry Anderson?  I was but a mere child at his height but the mere mention should put us in the proper frame.  "Well, boys and girls, it's the first of the month and we all know what that means!  Yes!  Tomorrow night is Supreme Suck Sunday with Jorch and the submerging artists!  Dr. Wayne Dyer, will discuss why he has come to believe that there are no accidents.  But what about coinshidences?"

Enjoy Saturday while you can cause the bill has come do.  Time to pay for those great nights with Knapp.

[smithy]

Old stuff but George is laughing all the way to the bank...

George Noory says:

“By renewing my deal with Premiere Networks, I’ll be around when astronauts land on Mars.  I want to thank Premiere and Clear Channel Media and Entertainment for having the confidence in me and our amazing team to take ‘Coast to Coast AM’ into the future.  I look forward to many more years of bringing riveting programs during the late-night hours to our millions of listeners around the world.”

”We had about 440 stations when I came in and we have grown to 573.”

”The show can be about conspiracies, alternative medicine, or the bizarre paranormal.  I try to do it based on what people will talk about the next morning.”

[aldousburbank]

George Noory says:

“...I try to do it based on what people will talk about the next morning.”

Do you think dimblewatt is referring to Valdez?

[ItsOver]

Jorch likes us.  He wants to make sure we have plenty of suckage to talk about.

[aldousburbank]

Got on the host of tonight's C2C David Reuben and found this pic-

But it gets worse. Found this quote:

In the interview, David will be speaking about dreams and the possibility of becoming possessed by 'Incubuses' and 'Sucubuses' in the dream realm. Previously, host of C2C George Noory said to David “Of the 5000 people I have interviewed on the subject, you are the only one that knows what you are talking about.”

[PB the Deplorable]

Old stuff but George is laughing all the way to the bank...

George Noory says:

“By renewing my deal with Premiere Networks, I’ll be around when astronauts land on Mars...

I wonder if George knows what astronauts are or where Mars is.

On a brighter note, Feb has come and gone

[VtaGeezer]

George Noory says:
”We had about 440 stations when I came in and we have grown to 573.”

What's the total station wattage now, Georgie...I'm thinking its way down.

[zeebo]

Jorch likes us.  He wants to make sure we have plenty of suckage to talk about.

He need not worry - he's a natural at suckage generation.

[aldousburbank]

I wonder if George knows what astronauts are or where Mars is.

Astronauts are astrology experts and Mars is off the coast of California.

[smithy]

Got on the host of tonight's C2C David Reuben and found this pic-

But it gets worse. Found this quote:

In the interview, David will be speaking about dreams and the possibility of becoming possessed by 'Incubuses' and 'Sucubuses' in the dream realm. Previously, host of C2C George Noory said to David “Of the 5000 people I have interviewed on the subject, you are the only one that knows what you are talking about.”

I'm listening to David Ruben now. George is clearly the alpha male and he's making sure his candidates don't compete.

[Alienigma]

This is the first time I've listened to David Ruben. And I thought George was sleep-inducing. Ruben makes "All Things Considered" sound like "Weenie and the Butt". But this is the George Noory thread so...

George Noory sucks.

[pate]

What's the total station wattage now, Georgie...I'm thinking its way down.

Just 'ave to be a bit of a troll here...  An old friend of mine who happens to be a "double E" (electrical engineer) took particular umbrage at the use of the 'word' "wattage"...  He had some sort of technical explanation as to why 'wattage' isn't a word other than as a colloquialism, &c. 

I know, on a Noory Sucks forum, comments about misuse, mispronounce &c seems a bit superfluous, but still...

[Gassy Man]

I'm listening to David Ruben now. George is clearly the alpha male and he's making sure his candidates don't compete.

George is more like the Alpha Bits male.  Ruben is the equivalent of Oat Bran.

[onan]

Just 'ave to be a bit of a troll here...  An old friend of mine who happens to be a "double E" (electrical engineer) took particular umbrage at the use of the 'word' "wattage"...  He had some sort of technical explanation as to why 'wattage' isn't a word other than as a colloquialism, &c. 

I know, on a Noory Sucks forum, comments about misuse, mispronounce &c seems a bit superfluous, but still...

Point well taken. Our batting average with facts surpasses noory before we start to measure.

[pate]

Clearly they wanted the video removed from BellGab.com because they did not like what was being said about it.  This is entirely a free speech issue and an absolute abuse of the DMCA process.  To my understanding, it is illegal to send out a DMCA notice if you don't have the legal right to demand the removal of the content in question.  In this case, they do not have the right to demand it due to the license granted by the YT terms of service, but whatever.  That apparently is of no concern to them.

A 'stern letter' often gets results, I imagine the we are drafting one to Russia about Crimean antics right now...

[pate]

Surpised noory never tried to sue over that video of him falling on the side walk over a puddle. George truly sucks even his fake TV show is bringing it's own kind of suckage to this fourm. Are we to assume those giam people are monitoring this site?

Please, PLEASE, provide a link!  That sounds hilarious!  Oh wait, I don't want bellgab getting a DMCA request/demand/extortion attempt over a silly video...  Disregard...

[pate]

'What makes a good priest a good exorcist, as opposed to another priest who is not?'

dunno, paedophillia?  Sorry, J-man, you can't be an exorcist with that mustache...

[pate]

I guarantee you he spent the majority of his sunday school career wiping boogers under, on and around every piece of furniture he encountered.

So you grew up around a special person destined for greatness?  tell more...

[pate]

Gawd, local station just realized its second 'dead air' feed of the night.  Or was it the incompetent guy interview Alex Jones on the other end? I dunno, but it DID enable me to hear the local random music station I have tuned in on the radio in the other room...  It was actually playing good music, I am sort of disappointed that C2C is back up and running (whosever fault it is)... I just heard Bob LazarI?!?

Alex?

[pate]

When did Alex dip his toes into the Conspirasphere?  Was it before or after Bob LazarI (Laxary, Lazaari &c)?

[pate]

I think I am going to tune C2C down to a lower level so I can hear the sweet music from the other room better...

[pate]

Kaku believes in godless transhumanism

It's properly pronounced "transhooomanism"

[pate]

m'kay, still reading the backlog of messages, and my drink is empty... Must refill... hopefully I will be back before tonight's show is over...

Offline in 3, 2, ...

[pate]

I love the fireball song too. Keep at it. More Supermarionation Vision toons. We need Captain Scarlet and Stingray as well. And the Team America song.

TAFY!

FUQ YEAH!

Wasn't someone in Bladerunner named Tafy?  They guy that owned the weird bar or something?

[pate]

I recall him poaching C Crane advertisements after Dark Matter ended.  I've never used one of the radios but always kind of wanted one of the wind up emergency radios.  I also don't hear C Crane ads the nights I do listen, though.

Often advertisers abandon television and radio shows that they feel don't represent their target customers, or abandon shows that appeal to people they do not want to be customers....

[pate]

Seriously, this is an issue? It's not disrespectful to address someone by their name, regardless of their "position". Nothing annoys me more than all the virgin film geeks who live in their mother's basements and call Ridley Scott "Sir Ridley" all over the AICN message boards. Ugh.

You sir, have pre-recog'd my Bladefunner reference, and no it has nothing to do with Philip K. Dick, who never flimed anything....