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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

bateman

QuoteFuture of the Mind/ UFOs
Tue 02-25
First Half: Dr. Michio Kaku will discuss the astonishing scientific research being done in top laboratories-- all based on the latest advancements in neuroscience and physics. He'll detail how one day we might have a "smart pill" that can enhance our cognition, be able to upload our brain to a computer, and perhaps even send our consciousness across the universe.


The joke writes itself.

gbneely

Quote from: bateman on February 25, 2014, 09:35:37 PM

The joke writes itself.

Quote...be able to upload our brain to a computer...

George gets an Error 404 code.

Jnthn932

Tonight's show is going to a clashic. If hosted by anyone but Dave. Someone talk me off the ledge. I'm actually considering giving it a listen.


Gassy Man

Ugh.  Kaku.  He talks about the same shit over and over again.  You could have a drinking game for every time he brings up his Star Wars civilization or whatever.

NoMoreNoory

Bitcoins.....Check (and a bonus for The Bitcoin 'Primmer')


Quote from: Gassy Man on February 25, 2014, 10:14:42 PM
Ugh.  Kaku.  He talks about the same shit over and over again.  You could have a drinking game for every time he brings up his Star Wars civilization or whatever.

Yeah I wish Kaku would bring new material sometime.  Not that I don't love the guy, but I can only listen to him explain the same stuff so many times.  Not like he isn't knowledgeable enough to do different shows.

NoMoreNoory

But no CME, and no mangled babies. Disappointing, Joorch.

And hey, Gassy Man, Kaku is the best out there. George Noory says so.

Quote from: Gassy Man on February 25, 2014, 10:14:42 PM
Ugh.  Kaku.  He talks about the same shit over and over again.  You could have a drinking game for every time he brings up his Star Wars civilization or whatever.



Yeah, I can't handle anymore Kaku, but I am hanging on for the second half. It may actually be interesting if sNoory doesn't screw it up too badly.

Birdie

Good god almighty, I hate the freaking Fireball song. It is even more annoying than the Red Rubber Ball. Blech.

Gassy Man

Haha, you guys are funny.  What's on in the second half?  I don't think I'm going to make it.

smithy

That song is the dumbest noise I've ever heard. Did Snoory have an eyelift or is this photoshop? It's off C2C website. [attachimg=1]

Quote from: Gassy Man on February 25, 2014, 10:35:12 PM
Haha, you guys are funny.  What's on in the second half?  I don't think I'm going to make it.

A self described skeptic who believes in ufoships. Seriously, I'm pretty sure that doesn't make you a skeptic.

Can we bring back the passive aggressive guy from last Friday.

Birdie

Quote from: Gassy Man on February 25, 2014, 10:35:12 PM
What's on in the second half?  I don't think I'm going to make it.
2nd Half: Writer, researcher and skeptic, Micah Hanks, addresses a variety of the unexplained through the lens of cultural phenomena, human history, and the prospects of our technological future. He'll talk about credible sightings of UFOs by aviation professionals and government agencies.

For the photo, I'm going with massive amounts of Botox and airbrushing magic. It's so LA, so now, just like Jorch.

Edit: oops, I turned off the 'there's a new post while you've been typing' option the other day.

Gassy Man

Hey, thanks.  Typical C2C idiocy, however -- put the guest I want to hear on later. 

Ehh I can't take george anymore. Anyone know of anything good to listen to on youtube.

I'm caught up on dark weekend and jimmy church.

Gassy Man

Did Kaku just endorse Freudian psychology?  He's been discredited for at least 50 years.


Gassy Man

Haha!  It's funny how George gets testy when a guest gets dropped or has to switch lines, as Kaku just did.  It disrupts George's whole interrogation style, and he's terrified of having to keep the show going himself rather than rely on the guest doing 80% of the talking.

popple

After about 10 minutes of commercials I forgot what I was even listening to.

coaster

I actually dozed off during during the last commercial break. I only woke up after the computer froze and the radio player stopped working. Ironic how I can sleep better when Noory is talking than I can in silence.

Gassy Man

More commercials.  I want to make it official -- if I hear your product on C2C, I will not purchase it.

coaster

They are products no one uses anyways. Coast doesnt have legitimate sponsors.

popple

Now I know what kaku sounds like when he says the name Leonardo DiCaprio.

zeebo

I'm a Kaku fan but I like it better when he's talking about warp drives and time travel.  Still the idea of artificially inducing OBE's could be a kick.  Instead of catching a movie on Friday night maybe could fire up the brain-zapper machine and float around the astral plane for awhile.

Gassy Man

I wasn't paying close attention, but it sounded like someone called him Dr. Cuckoo.  Also, they seemed to have a couple of crazy/angry callers in a row.  Good to see they still rely on the one or two dozen people to phone in.

Okay, kids, I'm going to bed.

zeebo

Quote from: Gassy Man on February 25, 2014, 11:49:10 PM
I wasn't paying close attention, but it sounded like someone called him Dr. Cuckoo..

Yeah and one guy called him Mr. Cuckoo.

(Noory however, calls him Mitcheeoo.)

Morgus

Quote from: zeebo on February 25, 2014, 11:54:13 PM
(Noory however, calls him Mitcheeoo.)
yeah, Noory is very disrespectful to Dr. Kaku by calling him by his first name only.
Art never did that and always called him "Doctor"

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