George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

Noory: "How many priests qualified for exorcism are there in the USA?"

Blai: "Ballpark... 25 to 40."

Noory: "That's almost one for every two states."

Hahaha, geesh, what a twit.

[Morgus]

Last week Major Ed Dames tried to teach Noory the country is called "Ukraine" not "THE Ukraine"
But last night at the start of the show talking with Jerome Corsi both he and Noory were still calling it "THE Ukraine"
Noory never learns or remembers anything it appears...

[Morgus]

Noory is obsessed with demons and evil spirits and wants more regular repeat guests who are religious nuts who believe in that superstitious stuff.
Why not have a scientist on to tell those guests its all bunk and that there are no demons?
But apparently Noory still believes in them so he won't do that.
Its likely Noory himself is possessed by one of his evil demons and made a deal with the devil?

[wr250]

well michio kaku is on tonight. is that enough scientist for you? maybe george will bring up angels or portals to other universes.

[Morgus]

I missed that. His voice is putting me to sleep... and he's repeating his question all over again: What is your scariest experience?

Guest: I am not scared, just like I told you at the start of the show. Duh!

George: You're going to be a repeat guest, whether you know it or not.

To Noory last night's religious demon guest was one of his best so he wants them to be a repeat guest.
Wrong Noory, the best guests are like the ones that Jimmy Church had on Fade to Black all last week!
You Noory are lucky to have one of the good guests once a month, while Jimmy has them on 4 times a week...

[Morgus]

Such a fascinating subject.  Such a doofus host stumbling through it.

Noory apparently relies on his extensive Sunday school knowledge for these type interviews... 

[Morgus]

well michio kaku is on tonight. is that enough scientist for you? maybe george will bring up angels or portals to other universes.

Michio Kaku is great, but Noory doesn't have them on at the same time as one of his religious demon/evil spirit guests to debate the issue...

[MV/Liberace!]

What would have happened if you didn't pay that fee?  Were you automatically billed?  Would your hosting have been terminated had you not paid it?  Your domain revoked?  What?

i was auto billed.  if i had refused to pay it, i would likely have lost my private domain registration and possibly the domain its self.

[MV/Liberace!]

GoDaddy is an all around sketchy company anyway.  I would advise people away from them.

a couple years ago when godaddy supported SOPA or COPA or whatever it was called, i was intending to move all of my domains away from them.  after witnessing this process, i'm definitely going to stop being a lazy piece of excrement and transfer my domains elsewhere.

[MV/Liberace!]

btw... i said it in the "donation" thread, but just want to say it here in case anyone missed it... thanks sooo much for the help.  you guys are awesome.

[FightTheFuture]

Noory is obsessed with demons and evil spirits and wants more regular repeat guests who are religious nuts who believe in that superstitious stuff.
Why not have a scientist on to tell those guests its all bunk and that there are no demons?

I can`t speak for the Nooron, but I can tell you that there are things happening for which science has absolutely no explanation. My family experienced one such incident many years ago that forever changed our view of the world. And when you think about it, that lies at the foundation of what C2C is.

[MV/Liberace!]

I just spent all this time writing out a thoughtful PM to MV, only to find that I can't send him PM's.

Sooo MV.... contact me, I'd be happy to discuss your troubles, though I really only do criminal law... I might have some colleagues who know a thing or two about that area of law.

sorry about that.  in a fit of rage and frustration yesterday, i disabled my ability to receive private messages.  clearly this isn't going to work well, so i've fixed it.

i sent you a PM.

[wr250]

i hope our donations are helping, sorry to wait for some jackass to provoke you ...

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

a couple years ago when godaddy supported SOPA or COPA or whatever it was called, i was intending to move all of my domains away from them.  after witnessing this process, i'm definitely going to stop being a lazy piece of excrement and transfer my domains elsewhere.

That's good, hope all goes well.

[Abby Normal]

well michio kaku is on tonight. is that enough scientist for you? maybe george will bring up angels or portals to other universes.

Brace yourself.  The sun fired off a huge CME (coronal mass ejection) yesterday evening.  I can just hear George's first question to Michio tonight.

George:  How about that massive CME yesterday, Michio?  That one missed us.  But isn't it just a matter of time until one hits us, destroys the grid and throws us back into the stone age for the next thousand years?  Causing all but a handful of the earth's population to experience unimaginable suffering and slow, agonizing, painful death?  It's true, isn't it Michio?  The next one may hit us.  It's only a matter of when.  And when it does, the grid will go down for the count.  No electricity for a thousand years or more.  The gas companies and water companies will shut down.  The economy will collapse.  The suffering will be painful and prolonged.  It's just a matter of time, right Michio?  Maybe tomorrow.  Maybe next week?  But it's coming, isn't it Michio?  Imagine the families all over the world with no electricity, no gas, no water, no food, no prescription drugs.  No hope.  Despair everywhere.  Millions of people lying around cold, dark homes dying slowly, in horrible anguish.  It's coming, isn't it Michio?  It's coming sooon, right?  Any day now, the next one will hit us.  Right?

Michio:  Yes, George, it's true.  We're sitting ducks.  We physicists have been asking Congress for a few million dollars to reinforce the grid for years, but Congress won't budge.  But let's talk about my new book, The Future of the Mind. . . "

George:  The consequences will be horrific, right?  Think of all the suffering.  No power for maybe a thousand years.  Civilization will collapse.  Hordes of criminals will be breaking into homes to steal food and bottled water.  It'll be like the stone age, only with more suffering.  Unimaginable suffering. And it could happen tomorrow.  It's only a matter of time, right Michio?

Michio:  Yes George.  For my new book, The Future of the Mind, I interviewed a thousand of the leading scientists of our time . . .

George:  People will lose their minds, right Michio?  When the CME hits us and the power goes out for a thousand years?  Unimaginable suffering.  Death.  Everywhere.  No one will escape.

Michio: George, I came here to pitch my book, The Future of the Mind . . .

George:  Do you believe in Demons, Michio?  They cause death and destruction too.  Oh, maybe not as much as zombies and CMEs, but they cause a lot of death and destruction.  What do you think would happen if the zombies and demons decided to attack earth at the same time a massive CME hit earth?  Can you imagine the destruction?  The misery?  The grid is down, the power is out.  Zombies are chewing on people's brains.  Demons are walking through people's walls and making scarey faces at them.  Imagine a scenario like that, Michio.  A CME along with zombies and demons. The old triple punch.   Michio?  Are you still there?  Michio?

Tommy, I think we lost Dr. Kaku.   Call him back.

[qaddisin]

I think George would have a CME if a meteor 'decided' to hit our planet at the same time as an x-class solar flare.

[cweb]

Sometimes I wish I was a guest on C2C, just so I could say in the middle of the interview "George... What the fuck, dude?"

[wr250]

I think George would have a CME if a meteor 'decided' to hit our planet at the same time as an x-class solar flare.

a noorygasm?

[ItsOver]

Kaku?  I'd like to listen but with Noory it's too painful.  Hell, it reminds me of Art's first DM, anyway.

[popple]

Noory apparently relies on his extensive Sunday school knowledge for these type interviews... 

I guarantee you he spent the majority of his sunday school career wiping boogers under, on and around every piece of furniture he encountered.

[nooryisawesome]

We need to start calling George again, like pre dark matter days. Just to ask stupid question and make art bell refrences.

If he is going to cost MV $50 its the least we can. I bet GNoory was behind the DMCA thing. He keeps trying to mess with the site, first he came on here under a secret identity to request people go post at a pro-noory forum (not that there is an active one), then he tried plying mr. Nice guy, then offered to do MV's podcast if he would take down the GNS thread. I think GNoory is behind all of it!

[Morgus]

We need to start calling George again, like pre dark matter days. Just to ask stupid question and make art bell refrences.

If he is going to cost MV $50 its the least we can. I bet GNoory was behind the DMCA thing. He keeps trying to mess with the site, first he came on here under a secret identity to request people go post at a pro-noory forum (not that there is an active one), then he tried plying mr. Nice guy, then offered to do MV's podcast if he would take down the GNS thread. I think GNoory is behind all of it!

Yes indeed, we need Bateman calling again to keep Noory on his toes.
Of course Noory was behind it all, he probably has a standing order to track and go after bellgab for posting any links to his stuff, free or not...

[zeebo]

Kaku?  I'd like to listen but with Noory it's too painful.  Hell, it reminds me of Art's first DM, anyway.

I'll give a listen to hear what's the latest with MK but will likely bail out after the third or fourth Noory-triggered facepalm. 

Seems so long ago that promising first DM which we thought was the start of a new era, but ended up instead self-destructing like a supernova and lasting about as long.  Ok, I feel bummed out now.

[nooryisawesome]

Yes indeed, we need Bateman calling again to keep Noory on his toes.
Of course Noory was behind it all, he probably has a standing order to track and go after bellgab for posting any links to his stuff, free or not...

Noory SUCKS so much.

Not just Noory anyone should call the jerk. YOu just have to pretend to ask a relavant question to the screener.

[nooryisawesome]

I also believe Noory was behind firing Wells. Not due to creative differences, but because Wells had better ratings and Noory was jealous.  Thats how Noory is.

[bateman]

We need to start calling George again, like pre dark matter days. Just to ask stupid question and make art bell refrences.

Heh, who would do such a thing?

[NoMoreNoory]

Brace yourself.  The sun fired off a huge CME (coronal mass ejection) yesterday evening.

And brace yourself further. Some kind of Mount Gox/Bitcoin meltdown. Mark your 'Here's What's Happaneen' Bingo cards now. Bitcoins and CMEs: Joorch will barely be able to contain himself, let alone pronounce anything correctly.

[NoMoreNoory]

Heh, who would do such a thing?

How is Marianne doing these days?

[karios8]

Today's show prep was searching for an injured/killed child story to complete his list for "Jorch's Fucktoid Newsh Shegmint"

[bateman]

How is Marianne doing these days?

Making crochet tissue box covers for Art, last I heard.