George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[FightTheFuture]

I lose interest when she's clunking around with her old tape recorder.

Surprising that the sound quality is as  good as it is considering the age of her cassette player.

[Morgus]

Surprising that the sound quality is as  good as it is considering the age of her cassette player.

I think Linda upgraded to a digital recorder a few years ago...

[zeebo]

...I TRY so hard to listen to LMH but her tone seems to almost drone me into some sort of coma....

I get semi-hypnotized as well by the flow of her interviews and her earnest droning on, but for some reason it is a pleasant state for me - maybe it's part nostalgia, part mysterious speculations, part minimal Noory interruptions that does the trick.

[FightTheFuture]

I think Linda upgraded to a digital recorder a few years ago...

She has inspired me to upgrade my 8 track tape player.

Now, if I could only figure out how to make my VCR stop blinking 12:00.

[Heather Wade]

Yeah, most of the good bumps are stolen holdovers from better times.
George's tastes lean more towards "Red Rubber Ball" and Mel Torme.

...As he plays "Ain't Love A Kick In The Head" by Dean Martin... big time facepalm.   : 

He doesn't deserve that thunder, I cringe every time I hear his voice follow it.  Is a toomeric od too much to ask for?!? 

I just can't handle it anymore... Listening to jorch has been shown to make you either stupider or suicidal.

Nooron on the air is clearly why mental health issues are on the rise in this country.

And... he sounds way too happy about the dolphins dying.  As usual.  Children, kittens, dolphins sick, tortured, and/or dying excite him.  I swear he's a closet Satanist.  He has LaVey's giant photo over his bed "deep below the Earth".

Ok, I just hate him. 

[FightTheFuture]

Dino is way too cool for the likes of Jorch.

The Crocetti family should put an end to it.

[UFQuack]

The playlist is funny when LMH is on, does Noory enjoy playing love songs to Linda?

Noory just announced goddamn chickenshit salesman Wayne Dyer, I hate Wayne Dyer.

[wr250]

Yeah, most of the good bumps are stolen holdovers from better times.
George's tastes lean more towards "Red Rubber Ball" and Mel Torme.

please understand the velvet frog sucks, but there is no need to insult torme by associating noory with him.

[ItsOver]

The playlist is funny when LMH is on, does Noory enjoy playing love songs to Linda?...

Let's see.  "Radar Love," "Always on My Mind," "Get Lucky," and closes with "I Missed Again."  Nice try, Jorch.  I'm surprised Jorch didn't manage to work in "Lady in Red."  It was funny during past shows to hear LMH do some slap-downs on The Nooron.  You could almost hear her skin crawling.

[valdez]

...banal attempts to be relevant.

...buttinski cringe-factor...

...a closet Satanist...

     Favorite Thor Muller line that doesn't need any context because we all know George: "That's not what my book is about."  Favorite Linda Moulton Howe line that doesn't need any context because we all know George: "I don't know how H.A.A.R.P. has gotten so misconstrued." Oh, yeah you do, Linda.  Oh, yeah you do.

Thor

[No Name Storm]

The playlist is funny when LMH is on, does Noory enjoy playing love songs to Linda?

Noory just announced goddamn chickenshit salesman Wayne Dyer, I hate Wayne Dyer.

Wayne Dwyer.....the biggest shyster of them all, and that includes Deepak Chopra and all their ilk. They got rich off the dying end of the New Age Movement and the stupid self help shit. Nothing but another to take the money from the unsuspecting fools who really believe the shit these assholes are selling is going to improve their lives.

America, land of shysters and stupid flocks.

[aldousburbank]

Fuck.  I love the Scorpions, but, give it a rest Nooron.  No matter how black you dye your hair and lip critter, face it, you're just not a Scorpions sort of dude.

Heh
Heh heh
Lip Critter
Heh heh haww!

[Little Hater]

Wayne Dwyer.....the biggest shyster of them all, and that includes Deepak Chopra and all their ilk. They got rich off the dying end of the New Age Movement and the stupid self help shit. Nothing but another to take the money from the unsuspecting fools who really believe the shit these assholes are selling is going to improve their lives.

It's worse than that this time. Dyer's new book is an autobiography, so instead of three hours of Dyer blabbering about nothing, it'll be a chance to hear three hours of Dyer talking about Dyer.

[Izintit?]

 I tuned in to listen because I like LMH `s  sincere tenacity and I appreciate how she keeps George`s yapping to a minimum. It was just a bonus that she talked about her polar vortex and her "tight little triangle".

[expat]

Disappointing that neither of them knew the answer to "If we see contrails on a Monday, shouldn't we see them on Tuesday as well?"

[zeebo]

It's worse than that this time. Dyer's new book is an autobiography, so instead of three hours of Dyer blabbering about nothing, it'll be a chance to hear three hours of Dyer talking about Dyer.

Oh dear I really can't stand that guy.  Caught a few minutes of him once rhapsodizing about an encounter with a butterfly and how it embodied the universe etc. and then went on to talk informally about H. Thoreau as if he was frickin friends with the guy ... all with a sad audience desperate for enlightenment gazing up glassy-eyed, thinkng they're gonna get it from that cheesball. 

By having such a notoriously self-important fool on it is clear Noory is really trying to kill c2c and turn it into a flaky pseudo new age infomercial for quick mind/body/soul fixes.  What an insult to the legacy of our once great show that Art built with years of great work (insult number 398142 for those counting).

But what the hell if I can't beat em, gonna join em.  I'm gonna write my own self-help book and get on with Noory and scam the hopeless simpletons which now make up the coast audience.  Here's a few working title ideas for my new book:

I'm OK and You're A Jerk

Do What You Love, the Drunken Orgies Will Follow

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Chicken Soup for the Soul

[Morgus]

Linda Howe last night had an entire segment about global warming and interviewed someone who claimed it was all caused by fossil fuels and that we should instead build lots of new nuclear power plants risking many more Fukishimas?
Noory didn't even comment about that segment, I thought he might at the end say something like:
"but Linda remember, its all just a CYCLE..."

[albrecht]

Linda Howe last night had an entire segment about global warming and interviewed someone who claimed it was all caused by fossil fuels and that we should instead build lots of new nuclear power plants risking many more Fukishimas?
Noory didn't even comment about that segment, I thought he might at the end say something like:
"but Linda remember, its all just a CYCLE..."

LMH also explained why we have day and night time at one point. I laughed out loud but upon consideration maybe she did it for George's benefit who mind not understand the situation with the sun and the earth.

[wr250]

LMH also explained why we have day and night time at one point. I laughed out loud but upon consideration maybe she did it for George's benefit who mind not understand the situation with the sun and the earth.

george probably thinks the earth is 6000 yrs old and the sun revolves around the eartth.

[smithy]

Don't be fooled by that midwestern dumb act. Noory is Reptilian.   Doesn't it all make sense now? Carnivora?

[PB the Deplorable]

george probably thinks the earth is 6000 yrs old and the sun revolves around the eartth.

He's never really thought about it

[UFQuack]

Wayne Dwyer.....the biggest shyster of them all, and that includes Deepak Chopra and all their ilk. They got rich off the dying end of the New Age Movement and the stupid self help shit. Nothing but another to take the money from the unsuspecting fools who really believe the shit these assholes are selling is going to improve their lives.

America, land of shysters and stupid flocks.

I agree. I used to be a believer--I gave it a fair shake at least. I remember...I think many years ago now...when Dyer did Coast, a caller took him to task and pretty much called him out and debunked his "law of attraction" philosophy, anyway the guy (and I mean Dwyer) just batted the caller down in total denial as if something was wrong with the caller and then he began to just reinforce all his horseshit. I forget how the conversation went exactly--but oh man what a jerk! I believe it was Noory who hosting and just pretty much dumped the caller after that letting Wayne Dripdry have the last word.

The funny thing is...if you do some digging into Mr. Positive's life you'll find that he doesn't have the best of luck. You can find him bragging that he never catches cold or gets sick because its not part of his mental intention but in reality the guy has suffered a heart attack which makes a common cold look like child's play. That's pretty big difference he will ignore! In fairness I learned about his heart attack on his website, but it didn't stay up there long after he realized it's bad for his business. Anyway he'll never admit that his magic is not working too well. His personal life isn't too good either, divorce, trouble with his family. The guy couldn't even believe/intend a few hairs on his bald head which he is always complaining to his audiences about.

[UFQuack]

I'm OK and You're A Jerk/Do What You Love, the Drunken Orgies Will Follow

LOL, sounds just like Dyer

[aldousburbank]

But what the hell if I can't beat em, gonna join em.  I'm gonna write my own self-help book and get on with Noory and scam the hopeless simpletons which now make up the coast audience.  Here's a few working title ideas for my new book:

I'm OK and You're A Jerk

Do What You Love, the Drunken Orgies Will Follow

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Chicken Soup for the Soul

This is one of my favorite reads lately which I have re-read now a few times for yuks.  Question for the Zeebo- might we be related?

[pyewacket]

While listening to the local talk show station today, I heard a professional version of the Tricalm commercial and was amazed at how truly awful George's version sounds in comparison. It does make an impression on the consumer. He reads the same information, more or less, but it's like hearing it from some guy selling it out of the trunk of his car as opposed to a doctor or pharmacist. I realize this is a dumb question, but are they forced to use George?   

[zeebo]

...Question for the Zeebo- might we be related?

hehe kindred spirits for sure man.

[smithy]

It's worse than that this time. Dyer's new book is an autobiography, so instead of three hours of Dyer blabbering about nothing, it'll be a chance to hear three hours of Dyer talking about Dyer.

I had this creepy feeling when I heard you guys say Dyer was going to be on C2C Sunday. But why? I kept thinking - PBS! SNoory is taking his guests from the pages of PBS fundraisers cause he's a boomer and the boomer gen gives money to boomer causes. Then damn! I turn on TV tonight and guess who's on PBS? Dyer!   The guy's wearing a hat to cover his head and he has a shirt on that says LOVE. He keeps saying Love, love, love.  Then he has this cute daughter in the tight skirt doing the talking and the fundraiser lady steps in and says, "comon people, give us money!"   Sunday night is a total turn off.

[VtaGeezer]

I had this creepy feeling when I heard you guys say Dyer was going to be on C2C Sunday. But why? I kept thinking - PBS! SNoory is taking his guests from the pages of PBS fundraisers cause he's a boomer and the boomer gen gives money to boomer causes. Then damn! I turn on TV tonight and guess who's on PBS? Dyer!   The guy's wearing a hat to cover his head and he has a shirt on that says LOVE. He keeps saying Love, love, love.  Then he has this cute daughter in the tight skirt doing the talking and the fundraiser lady steps in and says, "comon people, give us money!"   Sunday night is a total turn off.

PBS has become a parody of itself.  I expect it to disappear within ten years.

[ufogadfly]

Ehh I can't take george anymore. Anyone know of anything good to listen to on youtube.

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[wr250]

george is sucking so much, he sends trolls onto bellgab to extoll his virtues