George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Guest Chantel Lysette has informed us that the archangel Michael likes the super bowl and hotwings.

I beat zeebo to posting this information.

George just bumbled a tax preparation commercial. I can't even remember where he bumbled. I've been numbed to this stuff.

Oh you can get rid of angels using the words "angels switch out".

[Morgus]

Noory again asks if angels have wings...

[yumyumtree]

Well, if the Bigfoot caller was a prank caller, George and the guest took it pretty seriously, even suggesting that it would be a good premise for a movie( might be about as good as the Twilight movies, IMO)

Personally, this ark would have to be 2,000+ years old and regardless what he treated it with, wood rots. I'm a Christian but personally the Noah story has always seemed to me one if the Old Testament stories most likely to be a metaphor and not literally true.

Now this angel woman--is it just me is she intellectually and morally bankrupt even by Cto C standards? There was a caller on Michael Medved once like her( a put-on, I believe trying to sound like a generic new-ager) and the next caller said she was proof that

some people shouldn't be let out of the house.
She came just short of saying that Michael likes pizza rolls.
I swear that she sounds like she's talking about her cats.

[21st Century Man]

What a crock!  Like Gabriel or Gabrielle and Michael or is that Michelle have the time to hang out with Chantel and shoot the breeze on a regular basis.  Another New Age quack!

[Birdie]

That's funny- looks like 5 of us all hit our BS limit at exactly the same time 

[21st Century Man]

Well, if the Bigfoot caller was a prank caller, George and the guest took it pretty seriously, even suggesting that it would be a good premise for a movie( might be about as good as the Twilight movies, IMO)

Personally, this ark would have to be 2,000+ years old and regardless what he treated it with, wood rots. I'm a Christian but personally the Noah story has always seemed to me one if the Old Testament stories most likely to be a metaphor and not literally true.

Now this angel woman--is it just me is she intellectually and morally bankrupt even by Cto C standards? There was a caller on Michael Medved once like her( a put-on, I believe trying to sound like a generic new-ager) and the next caller said she was proof that some people shouldn't be let out if the house.
She came just short of saying that Michael likes pizza roles.
I swear that she sounds like she's talking about her cats.

You listen to Medved too.  I don't know why I bother half the time.  He seems to spend too much time talking to McLame and Graham or talking about the homeless and the lightrail.  At least he believes in Bigfoot and ghosts so he's not all bad.

[FallenSeraph]

I cannot believe I am listening to this woman talking about sitting around eating hot wings with angels.

This show has reached an absolute new low. I'm almost offended that George & Co. think their audience is this stupid.

Idiot mortal. If she were to really see the Archangel Michael, her head would explode instantly.

It's bullish*t like this that makes me miss Art terribly.

[yumyumtree]

Medved also has a thing about tatoos.

He interviewed Christine O 'Donnell today from C-pac. He was extremely hard on her during the 2010 elections, calling her Christine O'Dum Dum, among other things.

Although Medved is a national host, the show is somewhat Seattle-centric. For example when you hear him bitch about the "Drunk dorms", I used to go by them on my way to yoga.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

This show has reached an absolute new low.
It's bullish*t like this that makes me miss Art terribly.

It gets worse. C2C has me booked as a guest for next week. I will be discussing my Dungeons and Dragons game. The first half of the show will discuss the Duck Adventure podcast.

[yumyumtree]

My theory about the angel craze used to be that people adapted it because it was a spiritual belief system that offered some comfort but made no demands( kind of like the religion Doug Coupland calls "me-ism").

But this woman, I don't know. I don't think she's a good candidate for the likely mentally ill guest thread, but maybe the charlatan thread.

I wonder if her books are regular published o self-published?

[21st Century Man]

I basically started listening to Medved because he was a movie critic and I agreed with him more than I did Siskel and Ebert.  I'm sort of a movie buff and I kinda wish he'd pontificate about them more and focus less on politics though I generally agree with him there too. I have his movie books which are a hoot to read.  He doesn't pull punches if he hates a movie.

[yumyumtree]

I used to have one of the Golden Turkey books he wrote with his brother.

He's an OK movie reviewer. I think I like Robert Horton of the Everett Herald a bit better.

[21st Century Man]

Yeah, I bought a few of those Turkey books used a couple years ago.  I don't know Robert Horton. but I'll look him up. 

What about Clarence,  Chantel?  You might as well add him to the list because I sure as bleep don't believe you commune with the Archangels. 

[Catsmile]

[SNIP]...
Now this angel woman--is it just me is she intellectually and morally bankrupt even by Cto C standards? There was a caller on Michael Medved once like her( a put-on, I believe trying to sound like a generic new-ager) and the next caller said she was proof that
some people shouldn't be let out of the house.
She came just short of saying that Michael likes pizza rolls.
I swear that she sounds like she's talking about her cats.

Well pizza rolls almost took out Snoron, what's not to like?

[zeebo]

Guest Chantel Lysette has informed us that the archangel Michael likes the super bowl and hotwings.

I beat zeebo to posting this information....

hehe yep I figured tonite's show was a good time to catch up on some other podcasts, so will have to rely on reports from you angelologist aficionados. 

[21st Century Man]

Too bad George and Tom don't scrutinize when booking the guests as strictly as Chantel does when she tests the angels.  By the way isn't there something in the Bible about testing?  I guess its ok to test the angels just don't test God.

[21st Century Man]

Hmmm.  Beyond Belief!  That would be a great name for a tv show!  Hey Chantel!  What 'cha think?  Tommy get on it!   

[Birdie]

I am so sure Jesus told her to teach ... by selling books and appearing at New Age seminars for a fee. It will be interesting to see how many more questions she answers by saying, 'it's in my book.' She makes me angry in the same way Peter Popoff and his 'miracle water' makes me angry. And I am not even Christian.
I really, really hope the callers go after her and call her out on her nonsense. Sadly, many will probably swallow it hook, line and sinker

[21st Century Man]

I am so sure Jesus told her to teach ... by selling books and appearing at New Age seminars for a fee. It will be interesting to see how many more questions she answers by saying, 'it's in my book.' She makes me angry in the same way Peter Popoff and his 'miracle water' makes me angry. And I am not even Christian.
I really, really hope the callers go after her and call her out on her nonsense. Sadly, many will probably swallow it hook, line and sinker

I'm a Christian and this person really gets under my skin.  I have a problem with the concept of hell.  Very few people deserve to go to such a place for all time.  Pedophiles, Stalin, Hitler make my short list. My wife just shakes my head at me and thinks a hell of a lot more than that will be there.    "NARROW IS THE WAY...."   I don't know but if there is a hell, Chantel should probably spend 10 or 20 years then maybe move on up.

[zeebo]

I am so sure Jesus told her to teach ... by selling books and appearing at New Age seminars for a fee. It will be interesting to see how many more questions she answers by saying, 'it's in my book.' She makes me angry in the same way Peter Popoff and his 'miracle water' makes me angry. ...

Oh Popoff is classic.  Before the "miracle water" he had "manna from heaven" or something like that which was basically some kind of magical Wheat Thin he'd send out to you.  My favorite part of his act is when he "heals" people by smacking them on the forehead and then they start dancing around the hotel seminar room as the band grooves out.

[21st Century Man]

At least the caller is straightforward in his evil.  Better that than be a purveyor of poppycock like Chantel and deceive others in their self-righteousness.

[pate]

Really?

""Peter Popoff""

I almost busted a nut hearing that... heh?

I'm like the J-man, I abwhore touching the kndles

[wr250]

And Monday 3/10/14 at 8PM eastern DST we will give new definition to suck.

so the show is cancelled on the account of a burrito giving you gas? or is jaz taking the escalator down the volcano?

[bsbishop]

sNooron finally did it. 
He's got David Paulides on Monday.
Poaching Knapp's guests now...?

I thought Knapp did quite well with Paulides. I'm not looking forward to Noory interviewing him. I'll probably listen because David Paulides and the Missing Persons stuff is great 2AM stuff.

Maybe Noory will be interested/involved. Not likely, but maybe.

I'm pretty sure I know the possible outcomes, though:
likely: Noory asks Ralph Wiggim questions.
unlikely: Noory is interested/involved in the interview and asks reasonable questions. In this scenario, which is really the best one can hope for, I still see my mind thinking after, "OK, Noory, that was better than average but Knapp is still so much better." I don't see Noory out-shining Knapp on this.

[PerfectTommy]

I'm a Christian and this person really gets under my skin.  I have a problem with the concept of hell.  Very few people deserve to go to such a place for all time.  Pedophiles, Stalin, Hitler make my short list. My wife just shakes my head at me and thinks a hell of a lot more than that will be there.    "NARROW IS THE WAY...."   I don't know but if there is a hell, Chantel should probably spend 10 or 20 years then maybe move on up.

I'm a Christian and that angel lady pissed me off too. What a BS artist. The Noah's Ark guy was OK, and I agree with what someone posted earlier--George actually seemed to come to life during that interview.

Then he blew whatever goodwill he may have earned with that ridiculous woman.

As far as hell is concerned, yes it is real. However, contrary to popular teachings, it's not permanent. People stuck in that place still have a shot at salvation--a last chance.

There are no guarantees, but at least there's a chance.

The Lake of Fire, which people often confuse with hell, is permanent and ain't nobody coming out of there.

[ItsOver]

I cannot believe I am listening to this woman talking about sitting around eating hot wings with angels....

Did she say what angels prefer with their wings?  Blue Moon or some heavenly house cabernet?  I can see a flock hanging-out at Buffalo Wild Wings, tracking their brackets as they follow the NCAA tournament.   Sorry I missed another "classhic."  :

[PB the Deplorable]

I thought Knapp did quite well with Paulides. I'm not looking forward to Noory interviewing him. I'll probably listen because David Paulides and the Missing Persons stuff is great 2AM stuff.

Maybe Noory will be interested/involved. Not likely, but maybe.

I'm pretty sure I know the possible outcomes, though:
likely: Noory asks Ralph Wiggim questions.
unlikely: Noory is interested/involved in the interview and asks reasonable questions. In this scenario, which is really the best one can hope for, I still see my mind thinking after, "OK, Noory, that was better than average but Knapp is still so much better." I don't see Noory out-shining Knapp on this.

The Snorge won't ever be outshining Knapp.

But since this includes missing children and creepy incidents, he may be gleefully engaged.  Chortling with each sad story.  Wondering 'whut hap-pund' to the kids and coming up with a few of his Noorish cringe worthy questions.  'Uh-maze-ing' and 'in-cred-uh-bull'-ing his way happily through the interview.

[FallenSeraph]

Seriously, I woke up this morning and wondered if that show was a weird dream.

The home page of her website has a clip of her fan-girling the Korean boy band U-KISS.

http://youtu.be/LQ5uub8pZWc

OK, now I just feel disturbed, like I've been mocking a mentally challenged person. 

She has a book called "Azrael Loves Chocolate, Michael's a Jock."

http://www.chantellysette.com

Whatever. She's doing better than I am. Sometimes I wish I were morally corrupt. So many people out there dying to eat this stuff up.

Maybe I'll start communicating with dragons. George can call me The Dragon Lady.

"They're just like dogs and they like ham sandwiches!"

[FallenSeraph]

This is interesting. From her FB page:

This is not the first time my voice has graced the airwaves on Mr. Noory's show. During a segment on Death several years ago, I called in to sorta set things straight--though there is no right or wrong in spirituality. Basically, I offered Mr. Noory my personal experience with NDE and the angel of death himself, the ever gentle Archangel Azrael and Noory became so intrigued, he kept me on the line through a commercial break. Not to mention, he also wrote a lovely blurb for my book, "Azrael Loves Chocolate, Michael's a Jock". If you guys own it, his blurb is printed right at the top of the book cover.

OH, GEORGE.

[wr250]

Seriously, I woke up this morning and wondered if that show was a weird dream.

The home page of her website has a clip of her fan-girling the Korean boy band U-KISS.

http://youtu.be/LQ5uub8pZWc

OK, now I just feel disturbed, like I've been mocking a mentally challenged person. 

She has a book called "Azrael Loves Chocolate, Michael's a Jock."

http://www.chantellysette.com

Whatever. She's doing better than I am. Sometimes I wish I were morally corrupt. So many people out there dying to eat this stuff up.

Maybe I'll start communicating with dragons. George can call me The Dragon Lady.

"They're just like dogs and they like ham sandwiches!"

and in typical george fashion:
but what about turkee and toomeric? also how do they relate to angels?