George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[FallenSeraph]

And why are you guys still listening this month? Just wondering. Is it masochism? Sick curiosity? Chained to a pipe in Noory's basement?

I, for one, am chained to a pipe in Noory's basement. I can't speak for the rest. Dark in here. Reeks of pizza rolls.

[ItsOver]

I, for one, am chained to a pipe in Noory's basement. I can't speak for the rest. Dark in here. Reeks of pizza rolls.

Jodi's on her way.  Jorch is busy, acting-out Ziznak's avatar.  Just don't put the turmeric on the salami.  Oh, if you lure Tommy your way with a pizza roll, be careful he doesn't squish you when he falls down the hole. 

[b_dubb]

It puts the lotion on or it get's the Carnivora again.  That's Carnivora ... C ... A ... R ...

[Gassy Man]

And why are you guys still listening this month? Just wondering. Is it masochism? Sick curiosity? Chained to a pipe in Noory's basement?

I listen for the unintentional comedy.  My FB page posts with actual quotes from Noory are quite popular, and I think may have turned a whole new generation on to not listening to the show because of his idiocy.  I also make sure I know which products not to purchase based on whether they are sponsors of Coast to Coast.  I never listen for a more than a few minutes at a time if I can help it and generally go to bed long before the show's over.   Lastly, I teach for a living, and Coast to Coast in its present form makes for a fine cautionary tale to anyone who is even thinking about communications in any form as a profession.

[Izintit?]

It is often times sooo difficult to listen to an episode with Georgie boy.  Stand up?  Somebody, anybody, pls let me suck on the business end of your pistol.  I just could not bear it.

It`s freaking hard to believe people would pay money to visit with Jorch. I`d rather tour the CDC.   GNespeciallyS

[MikeJ]

I have been listening due to severe jet lag from having returned home to NY from Australia.  Prior to this, I haven't listened to more than 20 minutes of C2C in years.

[wr250]

Jodi's on her way.  Jorch is busy, acting-out Ziznak's avatar.  Just don't put the turmeric on the salami.  Oh, if you lure Tommy your way with a pizza roll, be careful he doesn't squish you when he falls down the hole. 

gnoory dishapproves of yeeer  submishuns

[zeebo]

And why are you guys still listening this month? Just wondering. Is it masochism? Sick curiosity? Chained to a pipe in Noory's basement?

I still listen for occasional nuggets of goodness from occasional good guests which manage to get through the Noory filter.  Also I tune in because when it's bad it's usually bad in interesting ways, kind of like a bad movie that fails so oddly that it's strangely captivating.  And of course I listen for any bits of info which could help Seraphim get free.

[ItsOver]

gnoory dishapproves of yeeer  submishuns

"Thash OK.  We dishapprove of his radio show."  There's other things I'd rather do than listen to Jorch, like take a ride in a set of hot wheels.

the flaming wheel chair scene from Red Dragon with somewhat fitting music

[popple]

I just found the perfect site that will help Jorch make his future movie selections. It's called doesthedogdie.com

: No pets die.
: A pet is injured or appears dead but ultimately lives.
: A pet dies.


: A child is horribly injured or baby hamsters are squished between toes of father.

[Bmassie]

Avoid the noory he ruins pizza rolls.

[UFQuack]

And why are you guys still listening this month? Just wondering. Is it masochism? Sick curiosity? Chained to a pipe in Noory's basement?

We're listening to for the day when Jorch announces he's retiring, it's a long wait.

[ziznak]

I really love me some "silence of the air" Jorch's role especially... LMH plays jodi's character.

[cweb]

: A child is horribly injured or baby hamsters are squished between toes of father.

This is also the official seal for Jorch's upcoming line of adult fare called Noorotica. I'll pass.

[VtaGeezer]

With Paulides tonight, I expect The Dull One to press the guest hard to link Natl Park disappearances to Bigfoot and/or malevolent forest spirits.

[NoMoreNoory]

With Paulides tonight, I expect The Dull One to press the guest hard to link Natl Park disappearances to Bigfoot and/or malevolent forest spirits.

Yep, we can mark the Bingo card.
*Bigfoot
*UFOs
*Alien abduction
*Portals
*Inter-dimensional beings
*Parallel universes
*Thunderbirds
*Dave, in all your research, what's the one case that really stands out for you/baffles you/terrifies you?
*Dave, what does your gut tell you about what's causing these disappearances?
*Just an incredible story there.
*Jeez
*Oh my gosh

Your bonus ball will be a re-appearance of a previous favourite Nooryism:
'These missing children: they're everywhere.'

[ItsOver]

...Your bonus ball will be a re-appearance of a previous favourite Nooryism:
'These missing children: they're everywhere.'

"How come?"
"Could it be angels?"

Just turn on the idiotic Noory phrase generator.  Hopefully, Paulides will be on again with Knapp on a future show.  I'll catch him then.  Damn, Noory's even poaching guests from other C2C hosts.  Maybe Paulides can have Noory eshplain those disappearances.  :

[ItsOver]

I really love me some "silence of the air" Jorch's role especially... LMH plays jodi's character.

Hahaha, "Silence of the Air" with Jorch Noory.  Those are the good nights, when "Dearborn Doofus" keeps his trap shut.  If LMH is playing Agent Starling, Seraphim may have a longer wait than I thought.  LMH isn't due back at bat for several weeks. 

Hang in there, Seraphim!  Hopefully, Dearborn Doofus will add you to the prayer list. 

[Gd5150]

Yep, we can mark the Bingo card.
*Bigfoot
*UFOs
*Alien abduction
*Portals
*Inter-dimensional beings
*Parallel universes
*Thunderbirds
*Dave, in all your research, what's the one case that really stands out for you/baffles you/terrifies you?
*Dave, what does your gut tell you about what's causing these disappearances?
*Just an incredible story there.
*Jeez
*Oh my gosh

Your bonus ball will be a re-appearance of a previous favourite Nooryism:
'These missing children: they're everywhere.'

This is classic. It is exactly how the interview will go. Paulides will probably leave early due to boredom. Bugs me he's not on with Knapp.

[b_dubb]

Your bonus ball will be a re-appearance of a previous favourite Nooryism:
'These missing children: they're everywhere.'

LOL. It's going to happen. Do you think there's an online casino taking odds on this?

[FightTheFuture]

Yep, we can mark the Bingo card.
*Bigfoot
*UFOs
*Alien abduction
*Portals
*Inter-dimensional beings
*Parallel universes
*Thunderbirds
*Dave, in all your research, what's the one case that really stands out for you/baffles you/terrifies you?
*Dave, what does your gut tell you about what's causing these disappearances?
*Just an incredible story there.
*Jeez
*Oh my gosh

Your bonus ball will be a re-appearance of a previous favourite Nooryism:
'These missing children: they're everywhere.'

You forgot one of his favorites:

"There`s something going on..."

[ziznak]

ah man that bigfoot show recently was one of the funniest thing's I've ever heard.  I couldn't fall asleep.  Jorch was talking about using "front arms" in reference to ape locomotion.  I think we should just push jorch up on a stage and have him talk to people about how anatomy works.  People will call him a genius to come up with such a stupid silly character... andy kaufman-esque maybe....

ah maybe not...

[Juan]

DMRN has it's share, too.  One of the shows had a bigfoot expert, who was also a chemtrails expert.  It seems that "they" are poisoning mankind with chemtrails which land on and contaminate the food.  Mankind can't do anything about it.  One of the hosts pointed out that the chemtrails were polluting bigfoot food, too.  The expert, with a sneer in his voice, said that Bigfoot takes his food to his cave and washes it with spring water.  Man washing the food does no good, but bigfoot washing it does?

[smithy]

ah man that bigfoot show recently was one of the funniest thing's I've ever heard.  I couldn't fall asleep.  Jorch was talking about using "front arms" in reference to ape locomotion.  I think we should just push jorch up on a stage and have him talk to people about how anatomy works.  People will call him a genius to come up with such a stupid silly character... andy kaufman-esque maybe....

ah maybe not...

That was one of those rare times that "tommy" and "lisa" didn't have cue card for Jorsh to read. Left to his own devices, the poor (rich) guy doesn't know what to say so the audience gets all kinds of odd, unexplainable and entertaining nonsense.

[jazmunda]

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[Izintit?]

With Paulides tonight, I expect The Dull One to press the guest hard to link Natl Park disappearances to Bigfoot and/or malevolent forest spirits.

I`ve heard Pilates a couple of times and keep waiting for someone (obviously No Nuts Noory won`t do it) to ask the obvious question about who is causing all these disappearances. Stop insulting people with bigfoot gets them or aliens beam them up and find a cause for these murders.This is a subject too serious to be "paranormalized" just so some a-hole can write a book and Jorch can spend the time looking up Hawaiin real estate. Why does noone suspect rogue cops,park rangers etc.? These would seem to be the ones that would have the most opportunity and be able to cover it up.

[smithy]

You hate George? Guess what? So do we!

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You should do a C2C pre-show with predictions about tonight's guest and call-ins. Shouldn't be too difficult to write the script. I'll tune in. Anything's better that listening to C2C.

[wr250]

You should do a C2C pre-show with predictions about tonight's guest and call-ins. Shouldn't be too difficult to write the script. I'll tune in. Anything's better that listening to C2C.

no there is worse. you should try the lifetime network sometime, or for that matter most of tv in general.

[bateman]

You hate George? Guess what? So do we!

But, but, he's a GabCast listener, remember?

[jazmunda]

But, but, he's a GabCast listener, remember?

I used to be a Coast listener and he ruined a good thing over so fuck him.