George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[coaster]

George mentioned that some restauranteurs have just experienced "the worst couple months they've ever had in years."

The last time they had it so bad was when Noory's Cafe Marrakesh failed. A shame really. I can see it now... "Excuse me waiter, why is there hair dye in my chicken tajine?"

[coaster]

George wanted to join the CIA  . . . and then he just decided not to pursue it . . .

That's amazing. I can't even wrap my head around the idea.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

This guest is actually pretty good.
Steinbeck as a spy reminds me of a book review Jasmine posted.
(looking for link-found)
http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=711.msg77667#msg77667

There was a caller that asked about the Mormons and Masons. A better question would have been about the Mormons and the CIA. There are a large number of Mormons in the CIA. The skills developed on a Mormon's mission (language and working with local people) make them ideal analysts.

[MTB]

The guest was good enough that the nonsensical questions were even more glaring.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I thought guest Patrick Tucker would be bad, but he is actually really good.

I think this is going to make two good shows in a row.

[Mels-hole1984]

Noory reminds me of the 68' comeback special.

[zeebo]

I thought guest Patrick Tucker would be bad, but he is actually really good.

I think this is going to make two good shows in a row.

Yeah he's good so far but he better start throwing in a few Lost in Space or Twilight Zone references or else George is gonna just gonna fade out.  Gotta reel it back a bit from von Neumann and Kurzweil and give something George can relate to like Robby the Robot.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Yeah he's good so far but he better start throwing in a few Lost in Space or Twilight Zone references or else George is gonna just gonna fade out.  Gotta reel it back a bit from von Neumann and Kurzweil and give something George can relate to like Robby the Robot.

GN is trying to get some question in and the guest just keeps talking. Its unintentional, but still, a job well done.

[UFQuack]

How did Bon Jovi's worst hit song get to be part of the Coast playlist?

[qaddisin]

I wish Cafe Marrakesh hadn't failed.

[b_dubb]

I wish Cafe Marrakesh hadn't failed.

Got a craving for turmeric eh?

[qaddisin]

Got a craving for turmeric eh?

Not really. Just thinking about what has happened to radio since the restaurant failed.

[valdez]

So . . . George wanted to join the CIA...

I thought guest Patrick Tucker would be bad, but he is actually really good...

Not a bad show at all.  Brian Kannard on John Steinbeck being a spy.  Any hope that George had of joining the CIA would have ended at the "intelligence" part of the job.  I suppose that was too easy.  And I'm sure there's a rule somewhere stating that after a certain amount of time has passed you don't have to place "the late" before a dead man's name.  Ok, George?  Patrick Tucker, sounding like a young, not so nervous, Woody Allen, was cool too.  I think he's the only guy I've heard on c2c who doesn't think the dreaded EMP would be the grand disaster that George and his minions have lectured us about (essentially he believes we would recover before we went "mad max" -  the worst part being the actual radiation from the blast), and who thinks such a weapon would come in handy in the event a super computer takes over the world.  Hmmm...I hate it when super computers take over the world.

[ItsOver]

So . . . George wanted to join the CIA (scary in and of itself) . . . and then he just decided not to pursue it . . . quite a story . . .

Jorch in the CIA?  Sure, sure, just go ahead and run the white flag up the pole.

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[qaddisin]

So . . . George wanted to join the CIA (scary in and of itself) . . . and then he just decided not to pursue it . . . quite a story . . .

He missed it by that much.

[ItsOver]

Hahaha.  Thanks, Chief. 

[Mels-hole1984]

I wish Cafe Marrakesh hadn't failed.

Now wouldn't that be something? I would love to see an episode of Kitchen Nightmares where Chef Ramsay rips ol' Georgie a new one.

On this episode of Kitchen Nightmares, Chef Ramsay deals with the most incompetent restaurateur he's ever encountered. All this and more coming right up. Stay tuned.

[Mels-hole1984]

That actually sounds like a good avatar. Chef Ramsay screaming at an incompetent Noory. I hope Ziznak is reading this.

[FallenSeraph]

Tonight:

2nd Half: Professional Angelologist and international author, Chantel Lysette, has been connecting with the divine realm of spirit her entire life. She'll explain the nature of the Archangels, and how they manifest here on Earth and offer guidance.

Oh, honey. No.
Just no.

[bateman]

Tonight:

2nd Half: Professional Angelologist and international author, Chantel Lysette, has been connecting with the divine realm of spirit her entire life. She'll explain the nature of the Archangels, and how they manifest here on Earth and offer guidance.

Truly dreadful.

Oh, honey. No.
Just no.

For some reason I imagined a flamboyant gay man saying this. Nathan Lane in The Birdcage maybe.

[ItsOver]

... has been connecting with the divine realm of spirit her entire life...

Geesh.  "Direct from the remote Australian desert..."



Is Tommy writing this crap?

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[Izintit?]

 We know Tommy Noory will queue up "Angel In Disguise" tonight but what other themed song will he play? 1) "Devil Or Angel" 2) "Johnny Angel" or 3) "Sent By Angels" by the Arc Angels ? I`m guessing 3 is way off their coolness meter.

[awake]

Professional Angelologist?  -  Wow.  When did this kind of stuff start getting a pass? 


Is she a generalist or can one specialize in archangels?  If dave asks her about her career path it could be good for laughs.   

[coaster]

Angelologist...This really is bottom of the barrel. I'd rather listen to Hoagland fart out his nonsense.

[FallenSeraph]

Truly dreadful.

For some reason I imagined a flamboyant gay man saying this. Nathan Lane in The Birdcage maybe.

bahahahaha for some reason that's the tone I wrote it in, too. I think I've been reading too much cattiness over at TomAndLorenzo.com.

[ItsOver]

We know Tommy Noory will queue up "Angel In Disguise" tonight but what other themed song will he play? 1) "Devil Or Angel" 2) "Johnny Angel" or 3) "Sent By Angels" by the Arc Angels ? I`m guessing 3 is way off their coolness meter.

How about "Teen Angel?"  Am I wrong for thinking about a BNSF through freight running this show over?

"...That fateful night the car show was stalled
upon the railroad track
I pulled you out left you there and thought we were safe
but you went running back kept spewing crap..."

[FallenSeraph]

We know Tommy Noory will queue up "Angel In Disguise" tonight but what other themed song will he play? 1) "Devil Or Angel" 2) "Johnny Angel" or 3) "Sent By Angels" by the Arc Angels ? I`m guessing 3 is way off their coolness meter.

"Just Call Me Angel of the Morning" by Juice Newton
"Angel" by Aerosmith
"Send Me an Angel" by . . . whoever that was in the '80s (too lazy to Google it)
"Must Be Talking to an Angel" by Annie Lennox or The Eurythmics or something
"Earth Angel" by The Penguins

SOMEBODY HELP ME I CAN'T STOP!

[Izintit?]

How about "Teen Angel?"  Am I wrong for thinking about a BNSF through freight running this show over?

"...That fateful night the car show was stalled
upon the railroad track
I pulled you out left you there and thought we were safe
but you went running back kept spewing crap..."

LOL "Spewing" is right.  My mistake-The Elvis song is "Devil in Disguise", one of the better songs in their usual rotation.

[nooryisawesome]

As BSbishop has said c2c is:


an infomercial plagued with commercials.

[qaddisin]

From http://mentalfloss.com/article/32098/why-did-ukraine-become-just-ukraine

Today, the Ukraine is considered antiquated and insulting, and using it in well-informed company is a bad idea.

Noory not only manages to offend listeners on a nightly basis, but an entire nation.

Keep reaching for those stars, George!