George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Frys Girl]

Yes, about once every 6 months, just as a reminder how bad it could be, seems about right....

I guess what I'm trying to say is: 5 night(mare)s/week are enough!

[Frys Girl]

George can't pronounce the word affidavit ..... he doesn't read enough. Otherwise, he would know it's AFFA DAVID. wow. What a moron.

[PB the Deplorable]

George can't pronounce the word affidavit ..... he doesn't read enough. Otherwise, he would know it's AFFA DAVID. wow. What a moron.

Well yeah, but he's got nearly all of the single syllable words down, and quite a few of the two syllable words.  George's glass is almost half full...

[11angeleyes11]

Well yeah, but he's got nearly all of the single syllable words down, and quite a few of the two syllable words.  George's glass is almost half full...

I am sure one that he has down is suck! Repeat and practice:  I suck, I suck, I suck. . . . .

[Frys Girl]

Why does George talk like a goofy shocked 5 year old boy in a 1950s sitcoms? "Can a planet actually crack??" Jesus christ!

[Frys Girl]

OK So George can't even pronounce the "emerging artist's" name. He called Susan Zoozan. Also, I didn't hear the song on this end. What a fuckup. He spent the entire time saying the drummer/bassist names. I'm sure that's what musicians want.

[PB the Deplorable]

Why does George talk like a goofy shocked 5 year old boy in a 1950s sitcoms? "Can a planet actually crack??" Jesus christ!

This is where it gets a bit complicated. 

Part of it is George doesn't really give a crap about the 'paranormal', but tries to play that role since he thinks it's part of the job description.   For sure it shows up in his voice 'ooh, can a planet actually crack', he says in his spooky radio guy voice.

Another piece is he seems to be a social outcast reduced to watching movies, TV and old reruns - and apparently prefers Sci-fi. 

It seems clear he would sure like to be in movies or TV - see his efforts in that direction, the desperation for 'show biz' friends, etc.


So no wonder all that shows up in his comments and questions.  It's really sorta pathetic.

[Itty Bit]

I guess what I'm trying to say is: 5 night(mare)s/week are enough!

Once a king, always a king.  But once a knight is enough.

Is that anywhere near haiku?  No.  Poetry?  Not at all.  The only thing amazing is that I remember it after seeing it 23 years ago.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Once a king, always a king.  But once a knight is enough.

Is that anywhere near haiku?  No.  Poetry?  Not at all.  The only thing amazing is that I remember it after seeing it 23 years ago.

I liked it! Pretty amazing memory too. I think maybe you thought of it yourself?

[11angeleyes11]

With any luck, I am will be King
With any suck, I do it mean
I rake the muck, I kiss Tom's ring
I don't give a f^^k, it can be seen

It so sad, that I can't talk
It's very bad, all I do is hawk
The very worse, is that I will be fired
To some of course, that would be admired.

My days are few, but still I try
The show is lewd, and I sit by
Soon on the steet, that is where I'll be
The only beat, is unemployment, I see.

[Sybil]

Ok, time for another audio "Haiku For George About George" :

http://rapidshare.com/files/252473369/Big_Ignoramous_Haiku.mp3

[Gumby, Dammit]

OK So George can't even pronounce the "emerging artist's" name. He called Susan Zoozan. Also, I didn't hear the song on this end. What a fuckup. He spent the entire time saying the drummer/bassist names. I'm sure that's what musicians want.

You're right he goes about this whole "emerging artist" thing all wrong.

Damn, the one I just heard before this last break sucked so bad and sang so far off key I had to rush over and kill the radio. Nice going George.

What a fuckwreck.

[Itty Bit]

I liked it! Pretty amazing memory too. I think maybe you thought of it yourself?

Nope, didn't think of it myself.  It's too clever.

Haven't had George on.  I'm FREE I tell you!  Free. 

But I'm not easy. 

;

[Gumby, Dammit]

This is where it gets a bit complicated. 

Part of it is George doesn't really give a crap about the 'paranormal', but tries to play that role since he thinks it's part of the job description.   For sure it shows up in his voice 'ooh, can a planet actually crack', he says in his spooky radio guy voice.

Another piece is he seems to be a social outcast reduced to watching movies, TV and old reruns - and apparently prefers Sci-fi. 

It seems clear he would sure like to be in movies or TV - see his efforts in that direction, the desperation for 'show biz' friends, etc.


So no wonder all that shows up in his comments and questions.  It's really sorta pathetic.

George is what's known on the Gumby Planet as an "Empty"...

An Empty...as in the term "empty vessel". They have to steal experiences from others then project them as if they were their own. An Empty experiences no feelings or empathy for any human being, going through life trying to fit-in by acting their way through. They usually get their kicks by gaming people and using people to their own advantage before discarding the traumatized, drained hulk and moving on to the next victim.
How many times has this one been married? How many poor suckers has he owed money to that had to sue him to get it back? Etc., etc (public information).
How many times does he forget guest's names or cut them off in mid-thought with his own vain bullshit? On and stinking on, the most unqualified, unprepared, incapable, uncaring douche bag of a chickenhead in the history of broadcasting ever to pretend his way into a hosting job. And lucky us, it just HAD to be Art Bell's old job he scammed his way into.

Fire the bastard already.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Why does George talk like a goofy shocked 5 year old boy in a 1950s sitcoms? "Can a planet actually crack? ?" Jesus christ!

Maybe that's it. He's trying to run a Beaver Cleaver act on us. Sorry George, you sound more like Eddie Haskel...and Tommy's your gay pal "Lumpy"...

[MABUSE]

One last bit of poetic justice and I am outta here (with apologies to PBS {that's Percy Bysshe Shelley, not the other thing})
 I met a traveler from radio land
Who said: "A vast and brainless tub of shit
fills up the airwaves... Near him, on the sand,
Half drunk a shattered career lies, whose failures,
And mendacity, and sneer of cynic shill,
Tell that its agent well those talents read
Which yet survive, stamped on that
lifeless face,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that bled;
And on the pedestal these words appear:
My name is Chordeilinae, King of Air,
Hear my words, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that Coastal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

**M**
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[HAL 9000]

Transcribed from the Thursday July 2nd Show Hour 4 @ 18 minutes (when the magic happens! George Noory is usually pumped to get out of the studio and will spout off weird bullshit to no end). Here goes:

Discussion was about imagination/9-11 deceivers:

Here is the amazing audio original suck-ass segue, as only the One-Neuron Snoron can do it:

http://rapidshare.com/files/252493423/c2c.Snoron.Bird.segue.wav

Enjoy, i.e., if enjoy is the proper word...

P.S.: thanks to Frys Girl for providing the timing on where the quote was located... it makes it SO much easier for me to find and provide the original audio this way!

[HAL 9000]

Ok, time for another audio "Haiku For George About George" :

http://rapidshare.com/files/252473369/Big_Ignoramous_Haiku.mp3

That's just not fair... that audio actually gives those among us, who may be irrational at the the moment, just such an option...

"God, grant me the strength..."

[Gumby, Dammit]

Here is the amazing audio original suck-ass segue, as only the One-Neuron Snoron can do it:

http://rapidshare.com/files/252493423/c2c.Snoron.Bird.segue.wav

Enjoy, i.e., if enjoy is the proper word...

P.S.: thanks to Frys Girl for providing the timing on where the quote was located... it makes it SO much easier for me to find and provide the original audio this way!

Holy Crap.
Hadn't heard that yet. Well done clip.
That man is a friggin mess. Twisted.
There are many things in that little clip that really give him away for the shit he really is. Good God Save Us All.

I'm doing some reversals on it tomorrow.
Thanks V.

[TheAntiGeorgie]

I'll give a haiku a shot:

Look at George flap lip
Oh so trendy full of flair !
He thinks he's so hip

[Gumby, Dammit]

I'll give a haiku a shot:

Look at George flap lip
Oh so trendy full of flair !
He thinks he's so hip

[Sybil]

Ok here's the last of my audio "Haikus for George About George" :

http://rapidshare.com/files/252468983/Horrible_Ego_Haiku.mp3

[Gumby, Dammit]

I am sure one that he has down is suck! Repeat and practice:  I suck, I suck, I suck. . . . .

    Suck   suck    suck    suck    suck   suck    suck    suck    suck    suck    suck

[PB the Deplorable]

Haiku?


Frog sits on lily
Watching sky turn to twilight
Says 'hey George you suck'

[Gumby, Dammit]

Ok here's the last of my audio "Haikus for George About George" :

http://rapidshare.com/files/252468983/Horrible_Ego_Haiku.mp3

[Gumby, Dammit]

Haiku?


Frog sits on lily
Watching sky turn to twilight
Says 'hey George you suck'

[Smoky]

Maybe that's it. He's trying to run a Beaver Cleaver act on us. Sorry George, you sound more like Eddie Haskel...and Tommy's your gay pal "Lumpy"...

Lumpy is gay?

[Gumby, Dammit]

Lumpy is gay?

Whellll. Ok. Bi.

Gay only when in the showers with Eddie. And over there behind the hedge (so to speak).

Lumpy and Eddie used to always call Beaver "squirt"...

hmmmm.

[Smoky]

Noory is a sociopath. I also heard his wife supported him while he was unemployed....which was quite often.

[Sybil]

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