George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

Summer now arrives
On wing of fleet noble cranes
Crying ?Tom sucks too?

[Gumby, Dammit]

Noory is a sociopath. I also heard his wife supported him while he was unemployed....which was quite often.

Maybe that's what happened..he dumped her after she'd had enough. She probably had to pry his lazy ass out with a court order. Tommy's took a fork lift.

[Smoky]

Maybe that's what happened..he dumped her after she'd had enough. She probably had to pry his lazy ass out with a court order. Tommy's took a fork lift.

She probably left him because of his numerous tours of duty kept him away from home so much. I wonder how many war medals he has?

[HAL 9000]

Where in the hell is the Professor on poet's night? WTF is this? He thinks he can enjoy himself without contributing a poem?

[Sybil]

Whellll. Ok. Bi.

Gay only when in the showers with Eddie. And over there behind the hedge (so to speak).

Lumpy and Eddie used to always call Beaver "squirt"...

hmmmm.

Gee Lumpy...Eddie.....why you got your wieners out?

[Smoky]

Summer now arrives
On wing of fleet noble cranes
Crying ?Tom sucks too?

This one brought a tear to my eye.

[Sybil]

Maybe that's what happened..he dumped her after she'd had enough. She probably had to pry his lazy ass out with a court order. Tommy's took a fork lift.

Here I come to save the day!

[Smoky]

Gee Lumpy...Eddie.....why you got your wieners out?

lol!

[Sybil]

This one brought a tear to my eye.

Me too Schmokey, me too.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Gee Lumpy...Eddie.....why you got your wieners out?

Wally: "Aw Gee fellas c'mon ok? Leave the Beaver alone with those things. He doesn't even have hair down there yet."

[Gumby, Dammit]

Where in the hell is the Professor on poet's night? WTF is this? He thinks he can enjoy himself without contributing a poem?

I wish he would come back too. He is sorely missed. Hope he's ok.

[PB the Deplorable]

George just now:  'So what are close encounters of the 6th kind - we just heard what the 5th kind are?'

Guest:  'Funny you should ask'



Yes, it is a bit odd, must have taken the guest completely by surprise - he almost had to be expecting a 2012, or a Planet X question...

[Gumby, Dammit]

George just now:  'So what are close encounters of the 6th kind - we just heard what the 5th kind are?'

Guest:  'Funny you should ask'



Yes, it is a bit odd, must have taken the guest completely by surprise - he almost had to be expecting a 2012, or a Planet X question...

Just turned it on. I was going to go for a walk but George is being profound.
Profoundly mentally impaired.

Uh Oh. Guest just now made the mistake of saying he was first abducted as a boy of nine. George is getting wet.

[PB the Deplorable]

There once was a sidekick named Tommy   
Who had a thing for salami   
One day George got an itch 
For Tommy?s sandwich 
And Tommy said ?George, get the hell off me?

[Gumby, Dammit]

There once was a sidekick named Tommy   
Who had a thing for salami   
One day George got an itch 
For Tommy?s sandwich 
And Tommy said ?George, get the hell off me?

Iambic pentameter!

We all sorely miss our Professor
With Noory, he was not a guesser
Always profound,
Now deep underground,
Please rejoin and post
With the best sir!

[Curtis Loew]

LOL!!! The best moment during that fourth hour was when someone from CANADA called and wished George Noory a happy independence day and George said "thanks! You too!" LOL!!!

Scary  stuff!!

[Gumby, Dammit]

There once was a sidekick named Tommy   
Who had a thing for salami   
One day George got an itch 
For Tommy?s sandwich 
And Tommy said ?George, get the hell off me?

Every poem needs it's picture...

[Gumby, Dammit]

Strutting around like a rooster
One night,
George with his Demon
Went trolling.
They found a young lady
And goosed her
That night,
Washed off their hands then
Went bowling.

Good Night.

[PB the Deplorable]

LOL!!! The best moment during that fourth hour was when someone from CANADA called and wished George Noory a happy independence day and George said "thanks! You too!" LOL!!!

Wouldn't it follow that someone claiming to have grown up in Dearborn Michigan, not really that far from the Canadian border, would have at least a hint about Canada not being part of the US? 

Maybe even a different Independence Day holiday?

[Gumby, Dammit]

George: "Any tie-ins, to 2012 with any of this stuff you've been working on."

[Sybil]

Wally: "Aw Gee fellas c'mon ok? Leave the Beaver alone with those things. He doesn't even have hair down there yet."

OMG!!!! LMFAO.....I'm cryin' here dammit! ! I wish I would have seen this earlier!!! That is SO fuh-king funny!! I'm dyin' dammit! Mouth to mouth, STAT!...gasp! omg



GeeWillikers fellas, when the Beav tells Mom and Dad what happened we're all gonna be in a real pickle! Real trouble, I'll tell ya!

[HAL 9000]

Wouldn't it follow that someone claiming to have grown up in Dearborn Michigan, not really that far from the Canadian border, would have at least a hint about Canada not being part of the US? Maybe even a different Independence Day holiday?

I literally grew up (my first 35 years) in a suburb only 10 minutes from Dearborn; just down Michgan Avenue (US 12) a few miles (went there all the time obviously), and you'd think ANYONE would know the difference... but remember, we're taking about the One-Neuron Snoron,,,



(if I only knew the time reference, we could hear the actual gaff...)

[Sybil]

Strutting around like a rooster
One night,
George with his Demon
Went trolling.
They found a young lady
And goosed her
That night,
Washed off their hands then
Went bowling.

Good Night.

Well said.

[Sybil]

Just turned it on. I was going to go for a walk but George is being profound.
Profoundly mentally impaired.

Uh Oh. Guest just now made the mistake of saying he was first abducted as a boy of nine. George is getting wet.

Time for Tommy to change his diaper again.

[Sybil]

Wouldn't it follow that someone claiming to have grown up in Dearborn Michigan, not really that far from the Canadian border, would have at least a hint about Canada not being part of the US? 

Maybe even a different Independence Day holiday?

You have to consider the source. Silly.

[Sybil]

She probably left him because of his numerous tours of duty kept him away from home so much. I wonder how many war medals he has?

He's got quite a collection actually....but they all came from ToYs R US.

[Sybil]

[Sybil]

I wish he would come back too. He is sorely missed. Hope he's ok.

                                      Hmm....I wonder what those two have been up to.



                                      Hi guys! Poetry night sucked without you two, btw.

[snoorysacreep]

hahah whos face is that in that picture. Is the Red Elk?! haaha

[Gumby, Dammit]

Summer now arrives
On wing of fleet noble cranes
Crying ?Tom sucks too?

Dammit this is a good one!