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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Mops

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on July 02, 2009, 11:50:59 PM
Well let's see how long this place holds out then. I don't think anyone's really unpacked their bags totally but that doesn't mean we can't do some good old
fashioned Snoory-rippin...

Well, by the end of the first hour of tonight's program the interview degenerated into herbal remedies of the Cyborgs and Jesus communicating telepathically with his disciples (after rising from the grave).  I don't know enough about Cyborgs to address their dietary needs, but it sounds to me like the guest is accusing Jesus of being a show off.       

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: TheAntiGeorgie on July 03, 2009, 12:15:38 AM
Is it free to post pics on this site?  I always wanted to participate in Noorpics over at that other place, but didn't want to pay the monthly fee.. I have ideas

YOU are in luck!
When you go to post, click on the picture
button next to the Flash icon on the left and
insert a link to the hosting site.
Smaller files from the hard drive to upload??
Ha! Click "Additional Options" then browse and attach!

Can't wait to see your work!






Quote from: V for Vendetta on July 02, 2009, 11:53:05 PM
Love the avatar - it's simple yet brilliant message says more than words could e'er express.

Hi there V.. Haven't see u in a long time... It's good to hear you again.. Thanks for the compliment on my avatar.  Not to toot my own horn, but I particularly like the inverted cross I burned into that fuckers forehead. 

Curtis Loew

Quote from: TheAntiGeorgie on July 03, 2009, 12:20:49 AM
Hi Paper*Boy how r u doing?  Is anyone listening to Coast tonite or are we just still settling in?

I have it on in the background,  no idea what it's about tonight though.  There appears to be ape-like gruntings from the host and I have no clue as to who the guest is.

Mops

Quote from: Siwwy Wabbit on July 03, 2009, 12:12:48 AM
how bout a cookies and cweam milk shake

Done.  Being a minority might be fun after all.

Smoky

Quote from: Mops on July 03, 2009, 12:21:55 AM
I don't know enough about Cyborgs to address their dietary needs, but it sounds to me like the guest is accusing Jesus of being a show off.       

lol!

Siwwy Wabbit

Quote from: Mops on July 03, 2009, 12:21:55 AM
....Jesus communicating telepathically with his disciples (after rising from the grave).....

zombie jezuz turnz poo into man

henze gorge poo-ry


Siwwy Wabbit

Quote from: Mops on July 03, 2009, 12:21:55 AM
I don't know enough about Cyborgs to address their dietary needs....

40 weight?

Siwwy Wabbit

Quote from: Mops on July 03, 2009, 12:21:55 AM
.... it sounds to me like the guest is accusing Jesus of being a show off.       

Didinth you thee that muthical?

Jethith Chrith Attention Whore

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Smoky on July 03, 2009, 12:31:01 AM
It looks like he soiled himself in this picture.

There's so many things he could be thinking...all very simple of course.


Quote from: Curtis Loew on July 03, 2009, 12:17:33 AM
Yes it is,  bumped you another de suck point too.  Looking forward to your pics.

Hey, thanks Curtis Loew !  What are these points and am I able to give them out as well? I've been looking through the help files but haven't located a topic for desuckification points yet.  Thanks again.

HAL 9000

Quote from: TheAntiGeorgieNot to toot my own horn, but I particularly like the inverted cross I burned into that fuckers forehead.

Damned! I didn't even notice that... even MORE brilliant.

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: TheAntiGeorgie on July 03, 2009, 12:40:49 AM
Hey, thanks Curtis Loew !  What are these points and am I able to give them out as well? I've been looking through the help files but haven't located a topic for desuckification points yet.  Thanks again.

They are meaningless as far as meaning anything but what you want them too.
Look underneath someone's (not your own) av...you can either add a point to someone by clicking the "..on the $$$" or take a point away by hitting the "you're douched" thingie...

I guess it's this place's tip-o-the-hat to Tavistok-style meaningfulness.

Siwwy Wabbit

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on July 03, 2009, 12:48:25 AM
They are meaningless as far as meaning anything but what you want them too.
Look underneath someone's (not your own) av...you can either add a point to someone by clicking the "..on the $$$" or take a point away by hitting the "you're douched" thingie...

I guess it's this place's tip-o-the-hat to Tavistok-style meaningfulness.

us new wabbits can't do dat yet...we gotta make some more posts before dey let us do dat

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Siwwy Wabbit on July 03, 2009, 12:53:56 AM
us new wabbits can't do dat yet...we gotta make some more posts before dey let us do dat

George voice: "Hunmphf"

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: V for Vendetta on July 03, 2009, 12:46:16 AM
Damned! I didn't even notice that... even MORE brilliant.

It is...George needs to be turned into a Tarot deck. It would be a deck used to warn you of when you're being or about to be or if you might run into, stupid.

Siwwy Wabbit

Quote from: TheAntiGeorgie on July 03, 2009, 12:24:18 AM
Not to toot my own horn, but I particularly like the inverted cross I burned into that fuckers forehead.

he reewy has one. he covers it up wit make up.

Mops

Quote from: Curtis Loew on July 03, 2009, 12:26:21 AM
I have it on in the background,  no idea what it's about tonight though.  There appears to be ape-like gruntings from the host and I have no clue as to who the guest is.

The guest sounds like a Maurice Cotterell wannabe.  The host sounds like he is distracted as if playing tic-tac-toe against himself. 

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on July 03, 2009, 12:48:25 AM
They are meaningless as far as meaning anything but what you want them too.
Look underneath someone's (not your own) av...you can either add a point to someone by clicking the "..on the $$$" or take a point away by hitting the "you're douched" thingie...

I guess it's this place's tip-o-the-hat to Tavistok-style meaningfulness.

Thanks Gumby.  It doesn't appear I have those options yet.  I guess I have to be a member a while or something before I can grant points?

HAL 9000

Quote from: TheAntiGeorgie
Is it free to post pics on this site?  I always wanted to participate in Noorpics over at that other place, but didn't want to pay the monthly fee.. I have ideas

Easy as pie. Simply insert the link to your pic in betwen img brackets. Here is a screenshot tutorial which should show you all you need to know:



Just an example. You'll figure it out if you haven't already.


Sybil

Don't mind me...I can't stay.

Just dropping off an avatar for the Anti-George.

I bedazzled it.

Peace out.



Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Sybil on July 03, 2009, 01:21:08 AM
Don't mind me...I can't stay.

Just dropping off an avatar for the Anti-George.

I bedazzled it.

Peace out.



Hey you...WTF..get back here. Get back on top where it counts.

Curtis Loew

Quote from: Mops on July 03, 2009, 01:11:01 AM
The guest sounds like a Maurice Cotterell wannabe.  The host sounds like he is distracted as if playing tic-tac-toe against himself.

Thanks Mops,  I'll keep the volume down then. 


Noory sucks, even at low volume.

Quote from: Sybil on July 03, 2009, 01:21:08 AM
Don't mind me...I can't stay.

Just dropping off an avatar for the Anti-George.

I bedazzled it.

Peace out.




Hey Sybil,

Speak of the devil.. Just saw your message and replied.  Thanks for the invite.  Love that bedazzled cross! haha!  Makes it look like he's got a bad case of cranial stigmata ! 

- AG


Mops

Quote from: Siwwy Wabbit on July 03, 2009, 12:53:56 AM
us new wabbits can't do dat yet...we gotta make some more posts before dey let us do dat

Who do you want to give a point to?  I'll give 'em one out of my pocket.  It might be another hour or so before I am allowed to hand out points again.

Mops

Quote from: Sybil on July 03, 2009, 01:21:08 AM
Don't mind me...I can't stay.

Just dropping off an avatar for the Anti-George.

I bedazzled it.

Peace out.



Give us Barabbas. 


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