George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Gumby, Dammit]

Did IO respond to itself in the next post?  In the next hour or so it will be so bombed it will start griping at itself for bad spelling and grammar.  Then Luke will turn up to defend IO against personal attacks against itself.  Then their combined 20 personalities will start arguing.  Then Mr. Predictator will ban them for running up the views count by posting under multiple personalities.
     

It's like IO talking to some old gay fart.

Or Tommy and George. Hard to tell.

[Curtis Loew]

Apparently George did it in the mirror because the letters were backward.   

No doubt about George,  he's a shitty host but at least he's resourceful.

[The Professor]

I do enjoy this sight and that makes my eye cry, see the tear?

The unanswered question is how can someone as inept as George Noory remain over Coast?  I wish that we could vote him out as host.  They should put a clause in every talk radio host contract that the listeners can vote once in four years.

That question was answered in pretty good detail by the email MV posted last week on another thread here...not surprising, really....McDonald's is clearly the most succesful restaurant in history, yet the food is some of the worst....

[The Professor]

So the opening music wasn't even finished playing and there was George eagerly informing us of the little girl in Florida strangled by a Burmese Python. 

No 'Gateway to the West', or 'Auff the Pacific Ocean' this time, a new record for George...

I haven't listened for a number of months, but I thought  Noory used
"from somewhere, deep below the crap..." when in St. Louis, and
"from the city of Fallen Angels..." when in L.A.

[Smoky]

That question was answered in pretty good detail by the email MV posted last week on another thread here...not surprising, really....McDonald's is clearly the most succesful restaurant in history, yet the food is some of the worst....

Yes, unfortunately it?s all about the money?and noory the yes man will work for peanuts.

[The Professor]

Yes, unfortunately it?s all about the money?and noory the yes man will work for peanuts.

exactly, they need to keep the seat warm until the ad revenue dries up...Noory is a perfect seat warmer, a warm pile of host-crap....

[Smoky]

I read somewhere that if there is a 50 or more iq point difference between two people it will be very difficult for them to communicate with each other on any meaningful level. I wonder if noorys low iq correlates with his lack of empathy and inability to connect with people of average and high intelligence.

[Gumby, Dammit]

exactly, they need to keep the seat warm until the ad revenue dries up...Noory is a perfect seat warmer, a warm pile of host-crap....

Yes, quite true.
Meanwhile, George keeps on sucking...Tommy keeps on taking it lying down.



Count Suckula!   Bleh!

[Gumby, Dammit]

I read somewhere that if there is a 50 or more iq point difference between two people it will be very difficult for them to communicate with each other on any meaningful level. I wonder if noorys low iq correlates with his lack of empathy and inability to connect with people of average and high intelligence.

For Sure and the IQ points and not being able to communicate, but his lack of empathy or caring about others is because he's a sociopath.

[PB the Deplorable]

I haven't listened for a number of months, but I thought  Noory used
"from somewhere, deep below the crap..." when in St. Louis, and
"from the city of Fallen Angels..." when in L.A.

Oh yeah, I think I do remember that - now I think they go something like:

- 'From the heartland of America and the Gateway to the West, good morning, good evening, wherever you may be, blah blab blah, welcome to Coast to Coast AM...'

- 'From the City of Angels off the Pacific Ocean, good morning, good evening, etc...'


I think Ross Mitchell may still say the 'somewhere deep below the Earth' thing when George is coming back from commercials mid-show...


But I could be wrong, I just half hear the boilerplate... and the rest too, it's background noise unless it's riveting.  Rivetingly bad.

[Smoky]

Yes, quite true.
Meanwhile, George keeps on sucking...Tommy keeps on taking it lying down.



Count Suckula!   Bleh!

lol!

That whore tommy isn't even putting up a fight.

[Smoky]

For Sure and the IQ points and not being able to communicate, but his lack of empathy or caring about others is because he's a sociopath.

careful gumby...you don't want to be sued for "liable".
(sarcasm)

[Gumby, Dammit]

careful gumby...you don't want to be sued for "liable".
(sarcasm)

Hey now.

But you have a point.

I forgot my disclaimer:

I'm gumby, Dammit. Absolutely.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Oh yeah, I think I do remember that - now I think they go something like:

- 'From the heartland of America and the Gateway to the West, good morning, good evening, wherever you may be, blah blab blah, welcome to Coast to Coast AM...'

- 'From the City of Angels off the Pacific Ocean, good morning, good evening, etc...'


I think Ross Mitchell may still say the 'somewhere deep below the Earth' thing when George is coming back from commercials mid-show...


But I could be wrong, I just half hear the boilerplate... and the rest too, it's background noise unless it's riveting.  Rivetingly bad.

Just turned the show on. I actually like listening to Jim Marrs...listening to him get totally exasperated with dumbass that is...

[PB the Deplorable]

careful gumby...you don't want to be sued for "liable".
(sarcasm)

That reminds me - George doesn't seem to mind attributing all sorts of heinous conspiracy crimes to all sorts of various government officials, agencies, business leaders, industries (pharmaceuticals, banks, and such), etc.  Or have endless guests on to do it.  Not that they are all untrue, but it is also just unproven opinion of 'public figures' and unspecific agency and business managers at this point. 

And he has a huge megaphone and this is a very small one. 

So what gives George?   Tell you what, you keep your freedom of speech and we keep ours.

[Gumby, Dammit]

That reminds me - George doesn't seem to mind attributing all sorts of heinous conspiracy crimes to all sorts of various government officials, agencies, business leaders, industries (pharmaceuticals, banks, and such), etc.  Or have endless guests on to do it.  Not that they are all untrue, but it is also just unproven opinion of 'public figures' and unspecific agency and business managers at this point. 

And he has a huge megaphone and this is a very small one. 

So what gives George?   Tell you what, you keep your freedom of speech and we keep ours.

Great points. Another reason he'll never sue is because he himself and Tommy interact with the old suck thread and so do his "agents."  It would be so goddamn funny if all that came out. He is an active participant in calling attention to his own suckage. There are more even better reasons too.

Everything George touches turns to shit including relationships and business deals he's been involved with in certain states, most all of which are public record.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Hey Paper*Boy, you been counting the number times dumass has said "Absolutely" tonight?


Shit look out here come George's nightmare network of nutjob bible-freak callers.

Poor Jim Marrs.

[PB the Deplorable]

... He is an active participant in calling attention to his own suckage...

It could be argued that he is the leading participant... just turn on the radio any ol' weeknight, and there he is putting it on display...

[Gumby, Dammit]

It could be argued that he is the leading participant... just turn on the radio any ol' weeknight, and there he is putting it on display...

Absolutely

[PB the Deplorable]

Hey Paper*Boy, you been counting the number times dumass has said "Absolutely" tonight?


Shit look out here come George's nightmare network of nutjob bible-freak callers.

Poor Jim Marrs.

Absolutely.  He just said it again as I was typing this.  I love it. 

[Gumby, Dammit]

Absolutely.  He just said it again as I was typing this.  I love it.

We were both typing it and at the same time down to the second (02:21:08).

[PB the Deplorable]

Shit look out here come George's nightmare network of nutjob bible-freak callers.

Poor Jim Marrs.

One just called and brought up the 'we'd all be speaking German' thing. 

'Hey Ma, ah just got an idee - ah'm gonna call up and tell 'em if we hadn't won WWII we'd all be speaking German.  Just heard that last week down at Ed's barber shop'.

[Gumby, Dammit]

It could be argued that he is the leading participant... just turn on the radio any ol' weeknight, and there he is putting it on display...

And what do you know...speaking of synchronicities, a caller just brought up the hate speech bill that would outlaw saying mean things (but not lying or spreading doom though).

Jim Marrs is great. I love that guy. He's almost Nooriproof.

[George voice] "ABSOLUTELY!"

[Mops]

nada.  not one since the whole thing was started in april 2008.

i once received a letter complaining about the art bell stream, but that's as far as my communications with them have ever gone.

we were always very careful around here to make sure we bitch slapped noory while NOT doing anything that could get us into any legal trouble.  thus, no letters.  what could they say (other than to blow smoke)?

Then I have failed.  Sorry.  On  the other hand it is delicious to see Noory do the unexpected by cutting off his nose.  Only he would try to fight back by making the show even more boring in hopes his critics will lose interest.  That alone is inspiring in a doofus sort of way.  But as  the Professor and others have so often said, we are indeed our brother's keeper.  We must press on to un-doofus the doofuses who have been doofusized by Noory and his small band of unholy doofusicators.  Remove that crown from his pear-shaped head before the doofuses follow it over the cliff.....

Overstated?  Too Don King?



                 

[Gumby, Dammit]

One just called and brought up the 'we'd all be speaking German' thing. 

'Hey Ma, Ah just got an ID - ah'm gonna call up and tell 'em if we hadn't won WWII we'd all be speaking German.  Just heard that last week down at Ed's barber shop'.

You know who that guy was don't you? Shit I forgot his name already but he used to call Art almost every night. Drove Art nuts. He'd always start out by saying his name then his short wave call numbers then dive into a non-stop insane diatribe until Art finally had to cut him off.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Then I have failed.  Sorry.  On  the other hand it is delicious to see Noory do the unexpected by cutting off his nose.  Only he would try to fight back by making the show even more boring in hopes his critics will lose interest.  That alone is inspiring in a doofus sort of way.  But as  the Professor and others have so often said, we are indeed our brother's keeper.  We must press on to un-doofus the doofuses who have been doofusized by Noory and his small band of unholy doofusicators.  Remove that crown from his pear-shaped head before the doofuses follow it over the cliff.....

Overstated?   Too Don King?          

Hell no! Take Thee Asshat crown off of Ian's head now and give it back to George where it belongs!

And was Buckwheat of the Little Rascals Don King as a youngster?

[PB the Deplorable]

You know who that guy was don't you? Shit I forgot his name already but he used to call Art almost every night. Drove Art nuts. He'd always start out by saying his name then his short wave call numbers then dive into a non-stop insane diatribe until Art finally had to cut him off.

Well, he seemed right at home in the Kingdom of Suck.

[Gumby, Dammit]

lol!

Smoky, is this you?



Nice work if so!
       

[Mops]

Tonight's subject always reminds me of the old Bill Hicks line about the historical accuracy of the Kennedy Assassination Museum, especially the sixth floor window because........ Oswald isn't there.

[Smoky]

Smoky, is this you?



Nice work if so!
     

hehe
yeah....and that is one of noorys drones i'm attacking.