George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Gumby, Dammit]

Give us Barabbas.

No No not that one! Call him off!

[PB the Deplorable]

Hey a Noortard just called in, and says he's on his way to Las Vegas. 

George:  'Come back a winner'


Yeah, fat chance..

[Sybil]

Hey you...WTF..get back here. Get back on top where it counts.

Hee! I can't . I'm still having a nervous breakdown.

I'm suppose to be getting plenty of fresh air  and staying away from all things noory.

Doctors orders. I'll be back when my meds run out. LOL!

[Gumby, Dammit]

Hey a Noortard just called in, and says he's on his way to Las Vegas. 

George:  'Come back a winner'


Yeah, fat chance..

George voice in his own head after call: "Yeah, you never know if that guy
                                                       might win then send me some money."

[Gumby, Dammit]

Hee! I can't . I'm still having a nervous breakdown.

I'm suppose to be getting plenty of fresh air  and staying away from all things noory.

Doctors orders. I'll be back when my meds run out. LOL!

I semll a Boss Hogg!

Oh well. Obey the real Boss
honey and De-Nooritize thyself!
You'll be fine in no time!




And Nite-all!

[Mops]

Hee! I can't . I'm still having a nervous breakdown.

I'm suppose to be getting plenty of fresh air  and staying away from all things noory.

Doctors orders. I'll be back when my meds run out. LOL!

Sybil, you are not having a nervous breakdown, you are witnessing one at Coast.  Look how far they are going out of their way to hassle a bunch of what George terms "low lifes."  Granted, that is like a Tumble Bug calling a butterfly a Noory.  Or a tadpole calling a chigger a posthole digger.  That one wasn't very good but it was enthusiastic.
In summary, the cup is not half empty, George is simply drinking out of the wrong side and spilling it in his lap.

[Mops]

I smell a Boss Hogg!

Oh well. Obey the real Boss
honey and De-Nooritize thyself!
You'll be fine in no time!




And Nite-all!

Bring a glove tomorrow night.  It's going to be open lines and callers won't be drunk until about the sixth inning....

[Sybil]

I smell a Boss Hogg!

Oh well. Obey the real Boss
honey and De-Nooritize thyself!
You'll be fine in no time!



Well, if Boss Hogg was within groping range I wouldn't even know the world existed.

And Nite-all!

Well, if Boss Hogg was within groping range I wouldn't even know the world existed.

[Sophie]

Gone for a week or so, and all hell breaks loose.

Can we all get along?

George Noory Sucks, and isn't that the point?

[Sybil]

Gone for a week or so, and all hell breaks loose.

Can we all get along?

George Noory Sucks, and isn't that the point?

We're cool now for a minute I think Sophie.
Just now catchin' up with my computer stuff but I gotsta work on my radio show for tomorrow night.

[Sybil]

Sybil, you are not having a nervous breakdown, you are witnessing one at Coast.  Look how far they are going out of their way to hassle a bunch of what George terms "low lifes."  Granted, that is like a Tumble Bug calling a butterfly a Noory.  Or a tadpole calling a chigger a posthole digger.  That one wasn't very good but it was enthusiastic.
In summary, the cup is not half empty, George is simply drinking out of the wrong side and spilling it in his lap.

Thanks Mops. All this makes my butt hurt.

[Is It EEvil?]

I'm glad to see your smilin face!
What were you planning to do with your 5 shrunken Noory heads,
leave them  here?

No way girl, they're your heads and you got to
tend to 'em.

[11angeleyes11]

Hey a Noortard just called in, and says he's on his way to Las Vegas. 

George:  'Come back a winner'


Yeah, fat chance..

Do be a winner:

1.  Don't listen to Coast.

2.  Don't call Coast.

3.  Write the executives for a new host for Coast.

Yes, George you had the right answer, your answer was just incomplete. 

[Smoky]

What is Art up to these days? I was hoping he would start his own new talk show since noory destroyed the empire he carefully built up.

[Marc.Knight]

Thanks Mops. All this makes my butt hurt.

Great to have you back Sybil.  PW

[Marc.Knight]

Mr. V for Vendetta, i wanted to compliment you on your writing ability.  Great articulation.  I enjoy your posts.  PW

[EvB]

What is Art up to these days? I was hoping he would start his own new talk show since noory destroyed the empire he carefully built up.

At the moment - he seems to be too busy traveling the world with his wife and child. More power to him!  I miss him too - but he's earned this.

[Marc.Knight]

At the moment - he seems to be too busy traveling the world with his wife and child. More power to him!  I miss him too - but he's earned this.

Is that a Mac or PC your avatar is using?

[EvB]

Is that a Mac or PC your avatar is using?

LOL!  Well, I don't know what the cartoon is using - but I use a PC - most of the time.  Since I work for the computer science department of a university, I can, and do, use Macs.  But - all my software investment is in WinOS-based stuff - and it's significant.   

That said - right now my frustrations have little or nothing to do with OS' -- my BIGGEST bitch right now is that my grant says I am completing 7 credits toward my M Ed this summer - and they just canceled 4 credits worth of classes on me. I can't seem to find anyone who isn't either on vacation, or away at some symposium, to approve either of the independent study plans I've had on the back burner, and I can't find a class of ANY kind that I can take this late in the summer.

Now, it's time to go back to sending pleading emails to some people who don't know me from a hole in the ground to see if I can get someone to sign off on one of my plans. If not, I will have to come up with a couploe of grand to pay back these grants - or drop out of school until I can (which, since my job is linked to my being a graduate assistant - is a MAJOR catch-22 = no job = no money, no money = no school, no school = no job  - can you see where this is going? )

[Marc.Knight]

That must be frustrating to say the least.

[Gumby, Dammit]

That must be frustrating to say the least.

Hahahahaha!

[Smoky]

That must be frustrating to say the least.

a clown with high empathy.

[Gumby, Dammit]

What is Art up to these days? I was hoping he would start his own new talk show since noory destroyed the empire he carefully built up.

One would hope he would start something new...

The whole thing is so damn strange. Art making a PILE of dough. Millions. On his Y2K scam and on his other shiller-thrillbilly capers, sitting in his glow-in-the-dark underwear in his air-conditioned smoke-filled double-wide trailer in the high desert. With his cool cats, cool and beautiful wife Ramona (who also had a broadcast license and I think had a show on KNYE?) ... anyway...SO MANY things going for him, then...

...enter one ex FBI guy Ted Gunderson. It was this more than anything that marked the big changes in Art...he turned into a whole 'nuther' person. He was scared about something and also became embroiled in ludicrous hush-hush legal battles. 
Even some of his guests changed...like Paglini went for the standard wicca-type witch to a "remote-viewing" paranoid shillbilly hagling. DANGER WILL ROBINSON! Lots of other examples. Then he leaves and sticks us with the ultimate imposter and most brain-dead sociopathetic peice of rotting dick-cheeze on the fucking planet. NOORY. Holy craptastic, thanks Art!

Well look out. This is going to be a year of change. The moon is waxing in Scorpio as we speak (this is a good thing for you Professor...come back to the tread more maybe?) and there's an eclipse from hell coming too, one of the unbelievable THREE this year. Duh I think there's three. Heee-Hee.

Cwazy Equwipses, yes. Maybe one of them will herald the return of the Master...Art Dammit Bell.

[Gumby, Dammit]

a clown with high empathy.

and high sardonic wit

[Gumby, Dammit]

Mr. V for Vendetta, i wanted to compliment you on your writing ability.  Great articulation.  I enjoy your posts.  PW

Likewise.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Is that a Mac or PC your avatar is using?

Well whatever she's bangin' herself to death on,
it's because of us.... "ASSHOLES!"

[Gumby, Dammit]

Gone for a week or so, and all hell breaks loose.

Can we all get along?

George Noory Sucks, and isn't that the point?

Yes...

Hi Sophie.
Missed you.

[EvB]

Well whatever she's bangin' herself to death on,
it's because of us.... "ASSHOLES!"

That, too.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Lovely.

[Marc.Knight]

I bought the entire collection of X-Files tv episodes today.  Damn I forgot how great they were.