George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Itty Bit]

Forget it, I have talked with her.  "V" has been less than honest, and she and many others know it.

I've talked with her, too.  I heard it differently.  But, that's okay.  What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. 

[claymoremine]

OK..COOL..If you think you know better,,,it;s your board,  I defer.  But beware.  Once my predictions ring true, I will be over you like "V" on a female hog !!! Have you ever seen the movie :Deliverance" ??   Well, "V" is one of the hillbillies in the forest...Trying to pork well-meaning city-folk.  Anyway, do not be led astray from ones calling.  Do NOT let the Devil take you away.

[PB the Deplorable]

Not a quiz - a real question because I'm blanking.  Which of the fouding fathers said that democracy was "rule by rabble"

Wasn't that the brunette on Baywatch... what was her name?

[EvB]

Wasn't that the brunette on Baywatch... what was her name?

Oh yeah!  Shoot -- silly me. 

[EvB]

I can post this before  "V" has it expunged as he usually does.

We're not in the habit of "expunging" things that are not in violation of our very simple TOS.  Simply being nasty to other board member is not a violation. 

Still, it's sure a lot more fun around here if people don't bicker - or - if they must -  at least be amusing about it.

[Gumby, Dammit]

We're not in the habit of "expunging" things that are not in violation of our very simple TOS.  Simply being nasty to other board member is not a violation. 

Still, it's sure a lot more fun around here if people don't bicker - or - if they must -  at least be amusing about it.

Yeah but these malicious and inflammatory attacks from GLP trolls is really getting old. I mean someone gets an account here for the sole purpose of wreaking havoc and chaos? That's an old PSINet Inc (GLP) spook trick. I'm tellin ya you don't want these fools on your site. Soon they will turn the whole thing into a flaming turd. They're pros at doing this kind of crap.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Wasn't that the brunette on Baywatch... what was her name?

Bimbetty?

[EvB]

Soon they will turn the whole thing into a flaming turd.

AFAIC - that ship has sailed.

[Gumby, Dammit]

AFAIC - that ship has sailed.

Ah. Got it. Nevermind.

Anyway not so sure if it's a matter of sailing so much as wrecking and disgorging their rotting cargo.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

Sybil is gone because, in my opinion, the thread has degenerated into a "v" thing. The same reason why is was eliminated at GLP.  It's NOT the mods, its NOT the posters...It's V for Vindicative, V for Vendetta, V for Vomit,,, "V" has a history on the internet and it's NOT nice. "V" will sell you a line about being predujiced, or etc, etc, etc,  Be Aware that the peron known as "V' has a longgggggggg history of using people to his own ends.  DO NOT FALL INTO THIS TRAP!!  Hopefully , I can post this before  "V" has it expunged as he usually does.

Who let Gary Busey in here?

[Gumby, Dammit]

HAHAHAHAHAHA....oh man...AHHHHHH!
Looks like he's been Left Behind!

Looks like Daryl Hanna.

Or wait looks like he swallowed Daryl Hanna.

[EvB]

What be that mean? And what's AFAIC? (sorry...don't know really)

That's okay:  As Far As I'm Concerned.

This place has turned into something in the range of a bunch of kiddies bickering on a playground - to the shoot-out at OK Corral.  It didn't' used  like that.  We've had spats - we've had flounces - we've had name-calling - total refusal to take responsibility for one's OWN shit - and so on.  But now, it seems like that's all we have.

It's disgusting.

[PB the Deplorable]

Hey, saw somewhere today they didn't kill that python - they're looking for someone to take it.... George?

[EvB]

Hey, saw somewhere today they didn't kill that python - they're looking for someone to take it.... George?

Georege would let him eat "Baby Gavin"

[PB the Deplorable]

Georege would let him eat...

George said it escaped from an Aquarium - he'd probably keep it in there instead of in a Terrarium...

Hey George, terra... acqua... terra... acqua... oh, never mind..

[Marc.Knight]

Hey, saw somewhere today they didn't kill that python - they're looking for someone to take it.... George?

I wonder if the python's first name was "Monty".

[EvB]

I wonder if the python's first name was "Monty".

Why YES!  I heard it was.  And, he always looked on the bright side of life.

And death.

BTW - didn't they FEED that thing?!!

[Marc.Knight]

Why YES!  I heard it was.  And, he always looked on the bright side of life.

And death.

BTW - didn't they FEED that thing?!!

I am sure they are suffering, but how dumb can a parent get?  Very dumb.  Must have been Noorytards.

[Marc.Knight]

The snake was a Noorytard also.  It is highly contagious.

[Marc.Knight]

Hmmmmm.  I love watching my desuck score drop.  I wonder who hates Pennywise?  Did I forget to give you a balloon?  You're welcome to come and get it.

[Itty Bit]

George said it escaped from an Aquarium - he'd probably keep it in there instead of in a Terrarium...

Hey George, terra... acqua... terra... acqua... oh, never mind..

WHO escaped from the aquarium?  His grandson Gavin?  Oh my, does George know this yet?

[Gumby, Dammit]

I wonder if the python's first name was "Monty".

I think so. And I heard his cousin, Trouser Moccasin, devoured Tommy's pet starfish, Puckerhontas too.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Hmmmmm.  I love watching my desuck score drop.  I wonder who hates Pennywise?  Did I forget to give you a balloon?  You're welcome to come and get it.

There I bumped you. Hey everyone, help PW out!

And we should all get ready...methinks the flood is coming.

Oh well. Tried to warn em.

[PB the Deplorable]

I wonder if the python's first name was "Monty".

If George adopted it, it would have the highest IQ in the apartment.

'I can't (blub) believe that (blub) Nooron put me (blub) in this aquarium.   (Blub) and worse, he (blub) leaves that wretched radio show on when (blub) he's not here.  Can't he (blub) read or follow a conversation?  Wait until (blub) I get out this thing (blub)..... gotta tread (blub) water...'

[Marc.Knight]

Hypothetical:  Can George ever become desuckified?  Will there ever be a web site called georgenoorydoesnotsuck.com?  I think such a day would only come when WE are forever smote by the ravenous hoards of NooryTrolls.

[Nboy]

Ever notice how a fairly large portion of noory's callers don't own computers? That says something.

[Siwwy Wabbit]

siwwy faggowt dix are for chix

[Marc.Knight]

I love rabbit, stew that is.

[Gumby, Dammit]

siwwy faggowt dix are for chix

Heh! You skwoowy wabbit. HuhhHuhhHuhhHuhh.

Tenminwits to Nowy season and I've got aw my buwwetts awe woaded up!

HuhhHuhhHuhhHuhh.

[Gumby, Dammit]

I love rabbit, stew that is.

Haha. Keo de wab-bit Keo de wab-bit.

Hey ya know whenever I read one of your posts like that I always hear Yukko the Clown's little scooter horn after the punch line. Cwazy aye?