George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

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     Quote from: 11angeleyes11 on Today at 03:31:24 PM
The seepage of the show sucks
Like the drain of a dying lake
Fall turns and George dismounts

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No haiku for you!

what he said...
**M**

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George fancies himself to be on the leading edge of radio innovation.  Frustrated to discover it has come out he is not the first to play the music of 'undiscovered emerging artists' he needs something to claim as his own.

(And no, being a pioneer in the field of Unintentional Humor is not what he is going after here).

So what about 'emerging internet poetry' nights.  What other talk show host reads new works by emerging poets on the air?  Haiku's, Limericks, Free Form, he could even do the voice-over's on some of the Parody's.

Come on, George, it's not like people take the show seriously... and it sure would beat open lines..

Open lines?

They still have those?  Jeez....I thought it was all a scripted smarmfest or carefully contrived to not make the Gilded Turd look anymore foolish than he manages to appear naturally.  Court ordered "Community Service" for stock fraudsters maybe, one shill to another.

**M**

[PB the Deplorable]

Open lines?

They still have those?  Jeez....I thought it was all a scripted smarmfest or carefully contrived...

**M**

True enough, I think they call 'em 'Open Lies' now.  My mistake.

[Meegle]

Great!

Guess that means George has two bodies? Maybe the other one is the one with the brain.

[Sybil]

I'm not sure I'd want a 'laptop' from any of these guys.

Dammit, this looks like it could be a template for a 'Coast' ad...

Oh silly me! I thought it said lap dance! Either way, eeewww.

You're right dammit! It's cheezy enough!

The more I play around with graphic design, I realize how little effort they put into the C2C webbie.
It's apparent they threw it together in a couple hours. No one cares over there anymore, you can tell.

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True enough, I think they call 'em 'Open Lies' now.  My mistake.

You are probably correct, although they seem more like open sores; festering, oozing, stinky, pustulent and infectious.
Radio-borne-bubous???

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[Sybil]

True enough, I think they call 'em 'Open Lies' now.  My mistake.

[Frys Girl]

Has anyone done a crop circle of George's stupid head? With suck written underneath?

[EvB]

The more I play around with graphic design, I realize how little effort they put into the C2C webbie.
It's apparent they threw it together in a couple hours. No one cares over there anymore, you can tell.

i agree the design is a horror  but worse than that - it doesn't conform to any accepted technical standards either.

Take a look here at all the errors on just the first page:  http://tinyurl.com/c2csuck

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Has anyone done a crop circle of George's stupid head? With suck written underneath?

Only the Reptilians, but George won't post the pictures because Alex Jones told him the Reptilians are actually working for the Bildersburgers and they want to put said crop circle on the "Amero" fifty cent piece.  NOW you know why we haven't seen it!

damned UN-illuminated ones....

**M**

[Gumby, Dammit]

Only the Reptilians, but George won't post the pictures because Alex Jones told him the Reptilians are actually working for the Bildersburgers and they want to put said crop circle on the "Amero" fifty cent piece.  NOW you know why we haven't seen it!

damned UN-illuminated ones....

**M**

Yes. Quite. Those brain-dead shill interlopers and vandals.

[Gumby, Dammit]

i agree the design is a horror  but worse than that - it doesn't conform to any accepted technical standards either.

Take a look here at all the errors on just the first page:  http://tinyurl.com/c2csuck

Wow. That site assessment it revealing. However at first I thought it was a critique with corrections of a typical Noory-show transcript.

and...

"Character Encoding mismatch!"

[EvB]

hehe 

[Gumby, Dammit]

Has anyone done a crop circle of George's stupid head? With suck written underneath?

That would be a cosmic blasphemy that could start a universal implosion. NOT recommended. It's one of the first things interstellar travelers are briefed on before becoming certified.

[Sybil]

Has anyone done a crop circle of George's stupid head? With suck written underneath?

I found this.......



....and dammit! I gotta get some work done tonight.

I can't party with yall so save some nachos for me.

[Gumby, Dammit]

I found this.......



....and dammit! I gotta get some work done tonight.

I can't party with yall so save some nachos for me.

Yes. This glyph was done as an illustrative warning. The circle
at the top connecting to the circle in the center represents
Art's creation while the corrupted circle aggressively intervening
from below to vandalize the perfected work represents the buffoon
in the China Shop, George Noory and his sucksession.

[Gumby, Dammit]

George just now
about the late John Keel:    "Did success get to his head?" (sic)

Guest (trying to answer the dumb insensitive asshole):      "...people in the end wouldn't come to visit him."

George (in direct response):      "Ha ha ha ha!''"

[Gumby, Dammit]

Lumpy is gay?

[Gumby, Dammit]

                                           {crickets chirpin}

[Sybil]

                                           {crickets chirpin}

    )))))) h o o t ((((()))) h o o t ((((((                          ((((((hoot)))))))

[Gumby, Dammit]

[Sybil]

  You don't need no steenking Badges!

I didn't have a Haiku Foul. Hee! That was somebody else, dammit.  LOL!

and that's not a haiku on that sign....hee....but that would be funny.

[Gumby, Dammit]

I didn't have a Haiku Foul. Hee! That was somebody else, dammit.  LOL!

Heee! More Drugs!



There.   Better.

[Smoky]

wow! Sybils crotch is sparkling!

[Smoky]

[Gumby, Dammit]

Eww. It's George looking at himself in a mirror before a show...

Anyone listening to this show tonight? Horrible. As usual.

[Curtis Loew]

Lynette  Noory   Fromme?

[Sybil]

wow! Sybils crotch is sparkling!

Why Sthmokey, thanks for noticing! I just got it done today.

[Sybil]

I bet George tries to play tic-tac-toe with that thing.

[Gumby, Dammit]

I bet George tries to play tic-tac-toe with that thing.

Now THAT'S a Crap Circle.