George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Supernormal]

a personal affront to me, his statement to Georgie: "You've got an extensive history background..."

Noory is the same guy who said that "Charlie Main" persecuted the Knights Templar. It must have taken ages for his proctologist to remove the butt hickeys.

[MABUSE]

Noory is the same guy who said that "Charlie Main" persecuted the Knights Templar. It must have taken ages for his proctologist to remove the butt hickeys.

Aye, I well remember that.  My first reaction was dumbstruck shock that anyone could intentionally put that much wrong information into one sentence, that it could be accidental struck me as even more impossible.  THEN I grew up and realized that a Nooryism is like a Dada Koan, contrived by an idiot, signifying hyper-dimensional SUCK that exponentially feeds off of and grows from the underlying, brain-numbing stupidity that gives rise to itself.  In point of fact it is a perpetual motion device of eternal suckage--probably used to fuel the Nephalim space-ships to which Zacky the Wonder Poodle oft makes reference.

**M**

[Mops]

Gerald Celente is right.  Let's all hop aboard the good ship lollipop and travel back in time to the good old days.

Let's see now, where did we put those good old days?  Gerald, you had the good old days last, where did you leave them?  Oh, great, Gerald can't remember where the good old days are.   

[MABUSE]

Gerald Celente is right.  Let's all hop aboard the good ship lollipop and travel back in time to the good old days.

Let's see now, where did we put those good old days?  Gerald, you had the good old days last, where did you leave them?  Oh, great, Gerald can't remember where the good old days are.

And, Gawd help us, there are generations behind me now who will consider THIS NOW the good old days someday...it's enough to make one weep.

**M**

[Mops]

Mabuse -- Do you remember the woman claiming to be the president of Noory's fan club who turned up at GLP complaining about losing her skirt (and maybe the fan club's money) in the most recent market crash?  She blamed one of Noory's guest investment "experts," but I can't remember the "expert's" name.  Seems like she was hawking precious metals.  What was  that "expert's" name?

[MABUSE]

Mabuse -- Do you remember the woman claiming to be the president of Noory's fan club who turned up at GLP complaining about losing her skirt (and maybe the fan club's money) in the most recent market crash?  She blamed one of Noory's guest investment "experts," but I can't remember the "expert's" name.  Seems like she was hawking precious metals.  What was  that "expert's" name?

Oh man!  Don't do this to me!!!
Yes, I remember it! 
I think it was someone who was shilling with Alex the Boy Wonder or maybe Sean David Morton (and for God's Sake will he PLEASE pick a last name? It is unseemly to go through life with a string of given names as one's moniker!) during one of Georgie's Snake-Oil sessions about avoiding the impending collapse of everything when the Nephalim return and cause solar flares and pole reversals for the Illuminati in 2012 after all the bees die and Constitutional Rights are used as toilet paper by the UN occupation forces.  One of that crowd I am almost certain but damned if I can remember exactly.

Sorry,

**M**

[Mops]

Oh man!  Don't do this to me!!!
Yes, I remember it! 
I think it was someone who was shilling with Alex the Boy Wonder or maybe Sean David Morton (and for God's Sake will he PLEASE pick a last name? It is unseemly to go through life with a string of given names as one's moniker!) during one of Georgie's Snake-Oil sessions about avoiding the impending collapse of everything when the Nephalim return and cause solar flares and pole reversals for the Illuminati in 2012 after all the bees die and Constitutional Rights are used as toilet paper by the UN occupation forces.  One of that crowd I am almost certain but damned if I can remember exactly.

Sorry,

**M**

Could it have been Catherine Austin Fitts?

While I'm at it, I wish I could remember the name of the president of Noory's fan club.  She was a perky little parakeet despite being driven to the poor house by her hero.


       

[valdez]

      Gerald Celente  (July 14) sounds like he knows what hes talking about.  He also sounds like he wears a trenchcoat and carries a bottle of whiskey in his back pocket and gets beat up every now and then by teamsters.  Good guy.
     Not so good was all that Moth Man  stuff.  Doesn't George get tired recycling the same old crap?  Is there really anything new here?

[Frys Girl]

      Gerald Celente  (July 14) sounds like he knows what hes talking about.  He also sounds like he wears a trenchcoat and carries a bottle of whiskey in his back pocket and gets beat up every now and then by teamsters.  Good guy.
     Not so good was all that Moth Man  stuff.  Doesn't George get tired recycling the same old crap?  Is there really anything new here?

You get my $$. I love the image of Celente.

[Marc.Knight]

You know, it could also be the tales from the crypt guy.

[Marc.Knight]

BREAKING NEWS: Hoaxland finds Wookie on Mars... more at 11:00.

[Marc.Knight]

I am going to take an animation class just to make this video: Orinoco flow with lyrics GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY and Hoaxland and his lover George in a boat going to the bermuda triangle. Tommy will be waterskiing behind them. George can't survive without his twin (ref. to episode of x-files with the attached twin).

They are headed there next, after they clean up at the Palms.

[Marc.Knight]

Hey V,

[Marc.Knight]

George Noory announces on C2C web site:  "New, previously unreleased photo of the 'alien at the window'.  We'll have a guest to discuss this in the third hour of tonight's show."

[PB the Deplorable]

... Another day when he opens with "my friends are tek-sing me about the game." STOP SAYING TEXTING IF IT IS TOO HARD! Messaging is a nice alternative you buffoon.

Lazy George is long past giving a shit about how he comes across.


Strange too - ever notice how few folks call in and say they've been listening to him ever since the St Louis days?  Just very odd for someone claiming to have this huge popular 'Night Hawk' following there.   After they read this, bet on getting some now.


George:  'Tommy, need you to work on getting a few more callers claiming to be my old friends from StL?'

Tommy:  'Duh... sure thing boss.  How about we get Richard C and Kathy Fitts to call in tonight?'

[PB the Deplorable]

STOP SAYING TEXTING IF IT IS TOO HARD! Messaging is a nice alternative you buffoon.

Well, 'Messaging' is in that iffy 3 syllable zone...

[Supernormal]

George, get thee to a cardiologist. I know; that was painfully obvious (heart disease and IQ linked).

Noory combined his fascination with dead babies and demons in one fell swoop when he read a two-day old Drudge Report story about a woman who murdered her "possessed" chidren. What a light worker!

[Supernormal]

George: "I just wish that someone would get in there and find out what's going on."

Noory refers to the hollow Earth when *he* says that, and we refer to his hollow head when *we* say that.

[HAL 9000]

Well, 'Messaging' is in that iffy 3 syllable zone...

How could I resist this?

By complete coincidence, I was looking for dead baby stories earlier today, when I stumbled on this masterpiece of radio professionalism... Just go to link below and click on the "Snoron Texing" link. All 3 phrases were from the same news story - I just edited out all the crap - or perhaps rather, I edited out all the good stuff, and left the crap.I repeated the phrases 3 times each for "clarity."

http://www.geocities.com/nhz.badgirl//index.htm

[Mops]

So George is going to ask listeners to do a rain dance for Texas, eh?  Pretty convenient considering that just last night every weatherman in the state forecast a major (but short-lived) change in the jet stream that will bring rain to a good portion of the state in coming days.

Here's the catch: I live in a section of the state hardest hit by drought the past two years.  It also happens to be the area forecasters believe is least likely to get noteworthy precipitation during the upcoming rainy spell. 

Moreover, only part of Texas is in a drought, but George will claim credit even if it only rains where they don't really need it.

Stay tuned......

[TheAntiGeorgie]

Jesus, he's so clueless.  Do they call it 'texing' because it originated in Texas?

[Mops]

Jesus, he's so clueless.  Do they call it 'texing' because it originated in Texas?

That deserves a point.....

[Supernormal]

What happened to last night's Mothman program? It started out good, but it morphed into a Steve Quayle sermon about demon-giants. It seems like half the callers and guests these days sound like a cross between Hal Lindsey and Bob Larson. I long for the days of full shows with guests like Loren Coleman.

[TheAntiGeorgie]

George:  'Tommy, need you to work on getting a few more callers claiming to be my old friends from StL?'

Tommy:  'Duh... sure thing boss.  How about we get Richard C and Kathy Fitts to call in tonight?'

Don't forget Linda Moulting Sow


(ya, I suck at MSPAINT)

[PB the Deplorable]

So George is going to ask listeners to do a rain dance for Texas, eh?  Pretty convenient considering ...

George and Tommy, Tommy and George.  One of them pisses himself and the other one thinks its raining...

[Supernormal]

      Gerald Celente  (July 14) sounds like he knows what hes talking about.  He also sounds like he wears a trenchcoat and carries a bottle of whiskey in his back pocket and gets beat up every now and then by teamsters.  Good guy.
     Not so good was all that Moth Man  stuff.  Doesn't George get tired recycling the same old crap?  Is there really anything new here?

He could do voice-overs for Joe Pesci.

I was cool with the Mothman show until it turned into the Nephilim News.

[Mops]

What happened to last night's Mothman program? It started out good, but it morphed into a Steve Quayle sermon about demon-giants. It seems like half the callers and guests these days sound like a cross between Hal Lindsey and Bob Larson. I long for the days of full shows with guests like Loren Coleman.

Boy,  that was odd, wasn't it?  Maybe George is testing the audience to see if anyone is listening.  The affiliate here sometimes acts as if it doesn't think so.  This is a large market but they are running the studio like a small town public access station.  One night during Coast they unexpectedly aired a bizarre rant by one of the station's day time talk show hosts warning listeners that the only thing he despised more than infants was Mexicans (sic).  Still not sure if it was prerecorded or he wandered in drunk and turned on the mike.                 

[Supernormal]

Still not sure if it was prerecorded or he wandered in drunk and turned on the mike.               

I often say the same thing when Noory hosts the show. Seriously, I was disappointed when the Mothman program turned into what seemed like a rerun of a Steve Quayle show. I liked tonight's guest, though. He had a sensible take on ESP, which probably means that he won't be invited back.

[Curtis Loew]

I often say the same thing when Noory hosts the show. Seriously, I was disappointed when the Mothman program turned into what seemed like a rerun of a Steve Quayle show. I liked tonight's guest, though. He had a sensible take on ESP, which probably means that he won't be invited back.

Was it the same guest through out the show?  I came in at the last 15 minutes or so,  he didn't sound too bad. ( the guest not the host of course)

I thought I heard Boory say it had been six years or something since the guest was on?

[The Professor]

As part of his ongoing effort to become the suck-king of all media, George and Tommy have formed a new band, called
TimSuk 2...they cover the one-hit wonder song of the 80's band TimBuk 3, The Future is So Bright, I've Gotta Wear Shades....they'll be debuting at the next X-con, but here is a demo...


<they are going to remake the video, too, as soon as
George and Tommy decide which one will play the jackass in it>

<to the tune of The Future is So Bright, I've Gotta Wear Shades>

The Future is So Bright, We Gotta Wear Shades

[link to www.youtube.com]

<Tommy on the harmonica riff>

<George singing lead>


We flunked nuke-u-ler science
We're total dumbasses
When we go to a con, we wear dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better!
We're doing all right, We're getting way overpaid
The future's so bright, we gotta wear shades,
we gotta wear shades

I've got a job lined up til my cremation
Four-hundred thou a year -- buys Tommy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
We're doing all right, we run a total charade
The future's so bright, we gotta wear shades
we gotta wear shades

Well I'm a slovenly mess that tells horrible lies
I'm a peeping-tom lech with demoralizer-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
We're doing all right, we lead a charlatan parade
The future's so bright, we gotta wear shades
we gotta wear shades

(instrumental break)

We're doing all right, while the show fades
The future's so bright, we gotta wear shades
we gotta wear shades
we gotta wear shades
we gotta wear shades