George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[shell88]

God this was funny.  Just thought I'd bring a refreshing break from Noory in featuring JC and Art:

JC WEBSTER - BIGFOOT IS SATAN

[ItsOver]

"Yes, that's one extra, extra large pepperoni and anchovies, with extra cheese, on just 4/5's of it... on the other 1/5, I'd like turkey and diced, all beef hot dogs.  Make sure it's lukewarm when it arrives.  I don't want anybody hurt when they're choking it down.  Can you hurry?  Some folks here have got a make believe TV show they're trying to do....Oh, and I've got a coupon."

[bmcintyre]

You know who was fatter than Tommy?
Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwoʻole, singer of somewhere over the rainbow.
He died, I think.  Food for thought.

[ItsOver]

Maybe if he'd been Dave's special assistant, he could have taught him how to sing.   On second thought.....Naaaaahhhhhhh.

[PB the Deplorable]

Here's Tommy in the Boulder "Beeyond Beeleef" Fortress of Suckitude.  As you can see, it will be hard for even someone of Bat(e)man's caliber to penetrate the perimeter of security. 

The hallway looks better than the studio, maybe they should so the show there

[karios8]

Ok some one please explain to me the hate for Tommy?

Did he post something or send nasty emails or do something Im completely unaware of or is he just an easy target?

Trust me. Tommy is a bona fide asshole. I heard it with my own ears when he was a jackass to me and saw with my own eyes when he was an asshole to some dimwitted Dave fan.

[SaucyRossy]

Trust me. Tommy is a bona fide asshole. I heard it with my own ears when he was a jackass to me and saw with my own eyes when he was an asshole to some dimwitted Dave fan.

Can you tell the story??

[ItsOver]

You know who was fatter than Tommy?
Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwoʻole, singer of somewhere over the rainbow.
He died, I think.  Food for thought.

Gypsy!!!  Wassup, classy lady?

[Roy Hinkley]

Belushi ..... yes!  My old mind plays tricks on me now and then.

Steve / Dan ...... Wild and Craseee Guys!

LOL - yeah the Wild and Craseee Guys skits were great too!

[bmcintyre]

Gypsy!!!  Wassup, classy lady?

Haw, Haw, Haw! Do you remember when Crew (maybe it was Servo) accidentally made a pass at Mr. Coffee?

[ItsOver]

The hallway looks better than the studio, maybe they should so the show there

The production value of the hallway certainly looks better than the old, kid's lemonade stand Dave is using for a desk.

[bmcintyre]

Gypsy!!!  Wassup, classy lady?

Love your avatar!

[ItsOver]

Haw, Haw, Haw! Do you remember when Crew (maybe it was Servo) accidentally made a pass at Mr. Coffee?

You mean Crow?  He always was a smooth talking scalawag.  Remember when somebody wrote into the show and had a drawing of the MST3K "gang," with Crow labled as "Art?"  Reminds me of "Dave" Noorie. 



Crow "Art" T. Robot

[ItsOver]

Love your avatar!

Yeah...I though it was the appropriate time to "come out of the egg" and reveal my true identity.  It's quite the fad, don't yuh know.  Joel wanted me to dress-up as some kind of furry, tree hanging marsupial or go "all pony" for him but it just isn't my style.

[bmcintyre]

You mean Crow?  He always was a smooth talking scalawag.  Remember when somebody wrote into the show and had a drawing of the MST3K "gang," with Crow labled as "Art?"  Reminds me of "Dave" Noorie. 



Crow "Art" T. Robot

Ok, George talks all of the time about ancestory.com.  Why did it take his grandfather 15 years to bring his Grandmother to America?  And, what was he doing all of that time?  I know that immigrants had it rough but 15 years is really enough time to move on and start a new family.

[karios8]

Can you tell the story??

Sure.

I got a call to confirm my Bee on Bleef attendance but didn't know my check in time.  Tommy referred me to the email I never received instead of just telling me the time.  I said, "oh wait, its 11:15" and he corrected me with the proper time.  Then he said he would see me if I didn't have any questions.  I asked who the guests were and get took the high, annoyed voice and phonetically said, "Iiiiits aaaaall in the email I sent you. Didn't you geeet it?" I told him the only one I saw was the one I replied to, I didn't recall any attachments but maybe I just missed it (a later check confirmed it was not there. It wasn't sent or it was a victim of the spam folder, who knows). He asked if I wanted him to send it again, I said sure and then he let me go...without telling me who the guests were.  He resent the email two days later.

At Gaiam studios, there was a semi-slow guy who talked to me a few times and was so excited to see our boy Jorchie.  After the show, he walked up to Tommy and asked who he was.  Tommy told him who he was and the guy said he thought Tom was in LA.  Tom said nope, I'm here and the guy said something along the lines of "Well, I thought I recognized you!"  Up to this point, Tom seemed like a nice guy and I was even chalking the phone conversation up to him having a bad day but then he started making fun of the guy with another producer.  Tom and the other producer were laughing and asked the guy how he could recognize Tom when c2c is a radio show.  I think they guy said he didn't know but he kinda mumbled whatever he said.  Right here it seemed like they completely dismissed him and started joking to each other about him WHILE HE WAS STILL STANDING THERE.  They cracked some joke about "black and white radio" and and some other stupid shit and then I just walked away in disgust.  The friend I was with hasn't listened to c2c for about 5 years and asked if I heard "those assholes making fun of that poor guy" so it definitely wasn't just me who thought they were being assholes.

I did meet Jorchie.  He seemed genuinely nice in person.  He was happy to see and talk with everyone and even walked over to the door and opened it for me because it locked me out.

[basswood]

Anyone else see this crop circle that appeared on a California farm?

http://www.mapmsg.com/view/cropcircle/?m=I2vydG1haWwAAPdN-jal_g

[ItsOver]

Ok, George talks all of the time about ancestory.com.  Why did it take his grandfather 15 years to bring his Grandmother to America?  And, what was he doing all of that time?  I know that immigrants had it rough but 15 years is really enough time to move on and start a new family.

I'm assuming his grandfather landed in New York City.  Hey, I don't know about Dave's grandfather, but I know what I'd be doing for 15 years after escaping from the clutches of Dave's grandmother and the old world!   It's hard to bring Dave's grandmother over after a good time with some NYC vixens!  Wooohoooo!

[karios8]

Anyone else see this crop circle that appeared on a California farm?

http://www.mapmsg.com/view/cropcircle/?m=I2vydG1haWwAAPdN-jal_g

That's pretty funny.  I'm sure if i was drinking something right now, I would be the newest member of club.

[bmcintyre]

One thing I liked about Art too was that although he was a Libertarian, when GW got elected, he said that he didn't care for him but he was the President now and he accepted it.  He didn't spend 8 years attacking GWs administration. 

And, I liked it when he talked about setting up that huge antenna around the perimeter of his house and got shocked/knocked down by it when he inadvertently touched it. 

[shell88]

Excellent!  That's a totally awesome crop circle.  Even they are showing up to show their disdain for the big Snore now that Art is coming back.

[ItsOver]

Anyone else see this crop circle that appeared on a California farm?

http://www.mapmsg.com/view/cropcircle/?m=I2vydG1haWwAAPdN-jal_g

Pretty good!  I don't think Dave has to worry about being abducted by aliens.  They've already thrown Strieber back so I'm sure they won't both messing with Dave.

[Nighthawk]

Um, no.  I've never heard Art praise God, the bible, sell geiger counters. Wells is a piece of shit on the shoe of C2C, which says a lot. I'd rather see him gone for good and have someone like Knapp in that seat more. Some people don't like Knapp, I can understand that. Knapp has well researched, investigative shows. You have to actively listen to him, you have to engage in his show. Wells, you can smoke yourself out and drink a 6 pack and get by pretty easily because regardless of the guest or topic, it's just all, "Blah blah blah God blah blah geiger counter blah blah blah better read your bible people blah blah blah geiger counter survival.

LOL Thats what I did last night. I drank a case of beer listening to wells and it was actually kind of entertaining.

[ItsOver]

One thing I liked about Art too was that although he was a Libertarian, when GW got elected, he said that he didn't care for him but he was the President now and he accepted it.  He didn't spend 8 years attacking GWs administration. 

And, I liked it when he talked about setting up that huge antenna around the perimeter of his house and got shocked/knocked down by it when he inadvertently touched it.

You could tell with Art's easy style he was being genuine when he told his personal stories, which made even the mundane ones entertaining and something the listener could personally relate to.  Dave sounds like he's making most of his personal stories up and he tells them in such an awkward and clumsy fashion, it just makes a listener uncomfortable.

[SaucyRossy]

Sure.

I got a call to confirm my Bee on Bleef attendance but didn't know my check in time.  Tommy referred me to the email I never received instead of just telling me the time.  I said, "oh wait, its 11:15" and he corrected me with the proper time.  Then he said he would see me if I didn't have any questions.  I asked who the guests were and get took the high, annoyed voice and phonetically said, "Iiiiits aaaaall in the email I sent you. Didn't you geeet it?" I told him the only one I saw was the one I replied to, I didn't recall any attachments but maybe I just missed it (a later check confirmed it was not there. It wasn't sent or it was a victim of the spam folder, who knows). He asked if I wanted him to send it again, I said sure and then he let me go...without telling me who the guests were.  He resent the email two days later.

At Gaiam studios, there was a semi-slow guy who talked to me a few times and was so excited to see our boy Jorchie.  After the show, he walked up to Tommy and asked who he was.  Tommy told him who he was and the guy said he thought Tom was in LA.  Tom said nope, I'm here and the guy said something along the lines of "Well, I thought I recognized you!"  Up to this point, Tom seemed like a nice guy and I was even chalking the phone conversation up to him having a bad day but then he started making fun of the guy with another producer.  Tom and the other producer were laughing and asked the guy how he could recognize Tom when c2c is a radio show.  I think they guy said he didn't know but he kinda mumbled whatever he said.  Right here it seemed like they completely dismissed him and started joking to each other about him WHILE HE WAS STILL STANDING THERE.  They cracked some joke about "black and white radio" and and some other stupid shit and then I just walked away in disgust.  The friend I was with hasn't listened to c2c for about 5 years and asked if I heard "those assholes making fun of that poor guy" so it definitely wasn't just me who thought they were being assholes.

I did meet Jorchie.  He seemed genuinely nice in person.  He was happy to see and talk with everyone and even walked over to the door and opened it for me because it locked me out.

Thank you for sharing that story!!

Unreal.

Continue with making fun of Tommy, after reading this.

[ItsOver]

Thank you for sharing that story!!

Unreal.

Continue with making fun of Tommy, after reading this.

Geesh, think I would have just walked out of the place after that experience.  I don't think I'd have even shown up after Tommy's dissing over the phone.  They sound like they're begging for people to attend the taping anyway. 

Then again, I can imagine having what having to put up with Dave for over 10 years can do to a person.

[Nighthawk]

Does tommy ever do any of the call screening? I tried to call in during open lines last week and I was shocked how rude the guy was. All he rudely says is, "whats your name and whats your location". Anyways I gave him that info and then he hangs up on me? I am a first time caller to Georges show. I called back 3 times more and got the same rudeness. I gave up. I will never try calling Georges show ever again. What a rude prick he has working as a call screener. Reading the other guys story about tommies rudeness I wonder if that's who was answering the phone that night. Turned me right off. Total asshole working for George.

[karios8]

There were only about 20 people there; two were Dame's students so they left after his interview.  There are 5 rows of seats in the studio and only two were filled so it seems they probably are begging.  I thought Tommy made 100+ calls confirming guests and that was why he was being an ass.  Nearly everyone came with another person (except Tommy's victim) which means he made maybe 10 calls to confirm guests.  Actually, maybe he called enough to fill all the seats but they bailed...either way, I don't have thin skin and couldn't care less if Tommy disses me on the phone but that other guy was slow, so excited to be there, was literally signing up for a Gaiam acct. there on his tablet and got treated like that. 

Perhaps Dave is the product of putting up with Tommy for 10 years.

Nighthawk, listen to an open lines stream when Tommy reads a text message to compare voices.  I know Tommy screens calls once in awhile because he also hung up on me a few times a few years ago and then Jorchie made a comment over the air their "system" keeps dropping callers from Colorado.

[PB the Deplorable]

Does tommy ever do any of the call screening?...

Yes, Tommy is the main call screener.

George has the absolute worst callers - it's rare that one gets in who is smarter than George (!), or who may baffle him with something unexpected.  That's Tommy's doing, and that's why people originally started including him in posts on the George Noory Sucks threads.



Happy coincidence, he's an ass in person too.  These aren't the first shtorys we've heard about him.



What's funny is he's always lurking within a few feet of George, although I was a little surprised he's even doing the Gaiam pod-fomercials.

[Nighthawk]

Yea OK I will try to confirm voices. Also I did send an email to Noory regarding this rude interaction I had. I told him that's no way to treat a listener. Anyways that was a week ago and still NO response.