George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[SciFiAuthor]

1. Milwaukee's Best tastes like it was brewed in an old man's colon.
2. It tastes even worse at room temperature.
3. The fact that you think warm, cheap beer is good tells me you have no idea what actual beer tastes like.
4. The only people who drink that swill are college kids and alcoholics on a budget.

It works for Europe. Beer was never meant to be ice cold. It was meant to be cool. You forgot one: no headache the next day. It's the only one I've found that doesn't do that. The microbrews, jesus, it's like paying $11 for someone to hold a jackhammer to your skull the next day.

[MV/Liberace!]

It would be nice to update the google page link of the George Noory Sucks link  to show the current number of posts and views for for the thread.
It currently reads 30 threads.  Can it be updated?

I don't understand what you're asking.

[SciFiAuthor]

Ian was just as bad, albeit his attempts were more benign, if you consider religion benign. 
I think that if you advertise yourself professionally affiliated with a religion, you have a religious show, no matter what you say. He is a professional shill for his books, Walter Cronkite School of Journalism, etc.  That's what he does, see his website. 

I wonder if "tinnitus" is code word for I was a really bad boy and have to leave the state.

Art told everyone that he converted to Catholicism. Just sayin'. That said, Ian grated on me for more than just the religious business. He was a somewhat mean guy to the callers and often shut down people that were making valid points for no apparent reason. I didn't care for that, nor his penchant for having been to literally everywhere:

Ian: "So, you're a tribesman from Borneo calling me with a cellphone from a guy you just head-hunted. Are you near Ogobotundo, or the village of the deer people? Did you guys finish that new jungle path? It was a pain walking the old one."

Tribesman: "I ..."

Ian: "You're wrong! Next caller."

[MV/Liberace!]

and now this, live from beyond belief studios in, uhh, i think it's boulder, colorado, isn't it?

Omg he (Tommy) is fatter than last time i saw him. Maybe 20 people are here and check in was 10 min ago (please be on time)

[starrmtn001]

I don't understand what you're asking.

When you type "George Noory Sucks!" in the Google search bar, this is what you see (below).  The post count reads the same now as it did on April 6, 2008.  Google needs to be brought up to speed.


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[ItsOver]

and now this, live from beyond belief studios in, uhh, i think it's boulder, colorado, isn't it?

I believe it is, MV.

[bmcintyre]

Art told everyone that he converted to Catholicism. Just sayin'. That said, Ian grated on me for more than just the religious business. He was a somewhat mean guy to the callers and often shut down people that were making valid points for no apparent reason. I didn't care for that, nor his penchant for having been to literally everywhere:

Ian: "So, you're a tribesman from Borneo calling me with a cellphone from a guy you just head-hunted. Are you near Ogobotundo, or the village of the deer people? Did you guys finish that new jungle path? It was a pain walking the old one."

Tribesman: "I ..."

Ian: "You're wrong! Next caller."

Art was a member of the church but not within the church hierarchy. Wearing a collar on your radio show sets you right up on a pedestal.  Since he had a choice of using the Deacon title or not, me thinks he likes the pedestal.   

[shell88]

I don't understand what you're asking.

If you go to this google page

https://www.google.ca/search?q=george+noory+sucks&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&gws_rd=cr

It shows there are only 30 posts in this thread.  there are 34,058 posts on this thread and 1,431,487 views.
It would be nice to get hose numbers on the the google search page.

[shell88]

My keyboard if fucked. The cursor jumps around everywhere it is very annoying and takes a long time to type anything as I'm always correcting things and having to bring it back to where I was.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Art told everyone that he converted to Catholicism. Just sayin'. That said, Ian grated on me for more than just the religious "

Art's wife Ramona was a Catholic and a practicing witch. Whatever Catholicism was practiced in the Bell household was pretty loose by any standards. But he also mentioned more than a few times that he wasn't into organized religion, although he considered himself a believer in God in his own way, which is what I would expect from him. Even when Malachi Martin was on, it was mostly talk about demonic possession or church politics but they steered far away from dogma or proselytizing.

George, on the other hand, has a cluster of wingnuts like Brother Michael Diamond who runs a compound, is part of a fringe Catholic group and is so far out there he makes Ratzinger look like a far left progressive. Or the Fatima people who swear there was a huge cover up, that the prophecy is coming true and we're all going to die.

[Jesus Undercarriage]

Noory coming here again tonight will be just absolutely fucking ridiculous.  I'm sick of it myself.  One second you're typing how he eats shit and the next post is him saying 'hope you're all well.'  Frankly it scares the shit out of me!

Spoken like a true coward, well done.

[SaucyRossy]

and now this, live from beyond belief studios in, uhh, i think it's boulder, colorado, isn't it?

Where did you get this from MV??

[coaster]

Where did you get this from MV??

I may be going out on a limb here, but

live from beyond belief studios in boulder, colorado

[shell88]

Art's wife Ramona was a Catholic and a practicing witch. Whatever Catholicism was practiced in the Bell household was pretty loose by any standards. But he also mentioned more than a few times that he wasn't into organized religion, although he considered himself a believer in God in his own way, which is what I would expect from him. Even when Malachi Martin was on, it was mostly talk about demonic possession or church politics but they steered far away from dogma or proselytizing.

  I think Art converted for political and family reasons.  A lot of Filipinos are are strict chatholics.

[ItsOver]

My keyboard if fucked. The cursor jumps around everywhere it is very annoying and takes a long time to type anything as I'm always correcting things and having to bring it back to where I was.

"Next on Coast to Coast AM with Dave Noorie, haunted keyboards...."

[ItsOver]

A Google of ""Beyond Belief" studio location" brought this Mesquite, TX operation up as the leading suggestions. 

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Beyond-Belief-Dance/100330539483?sk=notes

Is Dave branching out from sucking and singing to dancing now?

[lonevoice]

"Next on Coast to Coast AM with Dave Noorie, haunted keyboards...."

Haunted keyboards, haunted portholes with peeping PremRats, and haunted straw men bailing enough hay to feed the entire Kentucky Derby field until we land a man on Mars.

[SaucyRossy]

I may be going out on a limb here, but

Good reading comprehension but you missed the part where he QUOTED some one else, which implies he either read it some where or some one who is at the studio sent him that.

Good try though.

[ItsOver]

Haunted keyboards, haunted portholes with peeping PremRats, and haunted straw men bailing enough hay to feed the entire Kentucky Derby field until we land a man on the moon

LOL.   

Dave and the Looking Glass Porthole. 

[someguy]

Someone just sent me the following private message from the beyond belief studio:

Heh heh.

So can they cxonfirm it's a studio? I always figured it was filmed in a u-stor-it place.

[SciFiAuthor]

Art was a member of the church but not within the church hierarchy. Wearing a collar on your radio show sets you right up on a pedestal.  Since he had a choice of using the Deacon title or not, me thinks he likes the pedestal.

I also didn't care for his guest choices. It was less paranormal, or anything odd for that matter, and more explorations of serial killers and D.B. Cooper. That might be ok for a very, very occasional show during a slow week, but he overcooked that turkey pretty badly. Even then, he was often very pushy and vehement when anyone insinuated, even in a minor way, that the show was not quite the quality it was during Bell's day. That was obvious to anyone that listened, but Ian would continue to insist that it was exactly the same when it wasn't. I found that to be in bad form.

[bmcintyre]

I also didn't care for his guest choices. It was less paranormal, or anything odd for that matter, and more explorations of serial killers and D.B. Cooper. That might be ok for a very, very occasional show during a slow week, but he overcooked that turkey pretty badly. Even then, he was often very pushy and vehement when anyone insinuated, even in a minor way, that the show was not quite the quality it was during Bell's day. That was obvious to anyone that listened, but Ian would continue to insist that it was exactly the same when it wasn't. I found that to be in bad form.

The ultimate in arrogance is telling people how to pray when they are pissed at God.  I know a lot of people who were turned off by that one.   Maybe he could write the book--God Told Me that Everyone he Hates Gets Cancer.  That would explain a lot and bring polytheism to the US.

[aldousburbank]

New World Order Baby! Kickin' it at the Grove with my homies from the military industrial complex and controlling ALL.

Right? See ya at the after-orgy. 

[HorrorRetro]

and now this, live from beyond belief studios in, uhh, i think it's boulder, colorado, isn't it?

Omg he (Tommy) is fatter than last time i saw him. Maybe 20 people are here and check in was 10 min ago (please be on time)

Tommy the minder has to tag along to the "television show" too?  Why?  As far as I know, this show isn't related to Premier, right?  It's bizarre why a man his age needs a constant minder/companion.

[Morgus]

and now this, live from beyond belief studios in, uhh, i think it's boulder, colorado, isn't it?

From the C2CAM website:

George Noory will be making a number of public appearances in 2013. He is also currently taping live episodes of his new GAIAM-TV show, Beyond Belief with George Noory. For those in the Denver/Boulder area who would like to be part of the TV audience, send an email with your name and phone number to bbaudience@yahoo.com.

[PB the Deplorable]

Someone just sent me the following private message from the beyond belief studio:


"Omg tommy just walked by and is so much fatter than i thought lol:


Heh heh.

and now this, live from beyond belief studios in, uhh, i think it's boulder, colorado, isn't it?


"Omg he (Tommy) is fatter than last time i saw him. Maybe 20 people are here and check in was 10 min ago (please be on time)"

Poor Tommy.  Once upon a time, 10 years ago, he was an up and coming radio broadcasting support geek.  He'd worked on the very successful Dr Laura show and was known simply as 'Tom'.  A workaholic, he hadn't developed a personal life, but did enjoy lunch with colleagues.  At the end of another long day, he would go home, eat, and crawl into bed.


Enter George Noory, an inept bumpkin from the Midwest who arrived in Hollywood to take over the Art Bell show as a pit stop to the big time.  It was decided Tom would hitch his wagon to George's star.  Soon 'Producer Tom' becomes 'Tommy' as George playfully lengthens or shortens the names of all he comes across (except for PremRat execs), and is George's enabler and alter ego.

Tommy keeps George upright and pointed in the right direction, and becomes the most well known call screener in the land.

Soon 'George Noory Sucks' threads appear on internet forums, and it is pointed out the lousy callers are chosen by Tommy.  Stress builds as Tommy huddles with George by day plotting on how to cover up and keep the suckage to a minimum, while at night the callers to choose from get worse and worse, fewer and fewer.

One day Tommy realizes his future is permanently linked to Georges.  There is no way out...

[Morgus]

Tommy the minder has to tag along to the "television show" too?  Why?  As far as I know, this show isn't related to Premier, right?  It's bizarre why a man his age needs a constant minder/companion.

Tommy appears to be Noory's personal assistant - always on call 24 hours a day/night.
Tommy had to come and take Noory to the hospital in the middle of the night when he had the pizza roll accident...

[SaucyRossy]

Ok some one please explain to me the hate for Tommy?

Did he post something or send nasty emails or do something Im completely unaware of or is he just an easy target?

[SciFiAuthor]

Right? See ya at the after-orgy. 

I'll be the one wearing the crotchless Moloch owl suit.

[bmcintyre]

From the C2CAM website:

They are going to make him a star whether we like it or not.  Shine on dumbass, shine on.