George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[SciFiAuthor]

I sort of like .45 for some reason. 1911s and things like that. Though anymore, guns and ammo have gotten so expensive it's hard to target practice and enjoy it like the old days.

[MV/Liberace!]

How INCREDIBLY CONVENIENT! No webcam. Huh! Next, you're gonna tell me your laptop doesn't have a webcam built-in.

Your reference to, "its like the wizard of oz  lol," is so apropos, as to be (almost) laughable. Just one more excuse to evade the truth - because certainly you KNOW someone with a laptop with a webcam you could use - but of course, you won't agree to my proposal, as the fraud would be exposed.

I have a friend who can hook you up with some really nice hydroponic chronic. It really calms the nerves.

It's George posting as Gnoory. No reason he needs to keep reestablishing that. If you don't think it's him, go back and read the numerous confirmations.

[aldousburbank]

I have a friend who can hook you up with some really nice hydroponic chronic. It really calms the nerves.

Is this what became of Ft. Rock and Annagrammy?

[SciFiAuthor]

SciFiAuthor / sleeplessinca
Are you one person ..... Tommy?

Your 'homage' to the under-achiever is commendable ...... keep up the good work.  Have some dip.

Nope, not Tommy and not with Premiere and not using any other names to post. I'm George's 10-star general in the fight against internet filthery.

[aldousburbank]

Nope, not Tommy and not with Premiere and not using any other names to post. I'm George's 10-star general in the fight against internet filthery.

JC?

[MV/Liberace!]

lolI assure you NOT a rug...................but think of me as benjamin button......................how about you?

George Noory is on BellGab denying he wears a rug.

This is why the forum exists.

[MV/Liberace!]

Is this what became of Ft. Rock and Annagrammy?

I think AG was more of a boxed wine gal. FR... Vicks Vapo Rub was his poison.

[ACE of CLUBS]

This is the George Noory Sucks thread ......... right?

MV ....... Your thoughts on how this once relevant thread turned into the 'rollover-butt kissfest' it is now/today .....
Are you hoping for a smile from George?
Have some dip ....

The Macarena Man

[aldousburbank]

This is why the forum exists.

No doubt my friend.  Hey everybody- We Won! Conratulations!

[aldousburbank]

This is the George Noory Sucks thread ......... right?

MV ....... Your thoughts on how this once relevant thread turned into the 'rollover-butt kissfest' it is now/today .....

One word: Makeupsex

[MV/Liberace!]

I literally don't have time to keep up with this thread anymore.
It's byond bleef.

And time constraints are only going to get worse for you in a few months. Send me an address so I can send diapers.

[SciFiAuthor]

JC?

More along the lines of a cross between the Terminator and John Titor. I'm here from an alternate future where George took the negativity to heart and gave up broadcasting and went into drywall hanging while the show was given to Paul Stanley from Kiss.

Paul: "Welcome to Kiss to Kiss AM. East of the Rockies, you're on the hair. Are you ready to rock Detroit? Yeah!"

I'm here to try to save you all from that.

[MV/Liberace!]

This is the George Noory Sucks thread ......... right?

MV ....... Your thoughts on how this once relevant thread turned into the 'rollover-butt kissfest' it is now/today .....
Are you hoping for a smile from George?
Have some dip ....

The Macarena Man

I don't like groupthink in any context. Sorry you don't agree.

[tmock00]

Let's go with that analogy. You ran a company for ten years. It was a success when you inherited it, but incompetence and ineptitude ruined it. Some old customers contacted you with hints for improvement when they first saw declining performance. You berated and insulted them. Only "haters" would offer helpful hints. They then found something akin to an online Better Business Bureau. It was filled with honest posts about bad service and shoddy goods. After a decade, the original owner started a new store. His old satisfied customers were filled with anticipation as they had fond memories of quality management and merchandise. The owner of the inherited store then appeared out of the clear blue sky, and he asked for ideas on how to improve his store. He even hired a PR flunky (that would be you) to cheerlead for him, and he transparently asked for tips on how to improve, even though such tips regularly were ignored in the past. Too little, too late. No sale. Not all of us are babies and toddlers naive enough to fall for the "got your nose" game. However, honesty would be appreciated.

^^^ This. Is. It.^^^

[bmcintyre]

Any genius who can come up with "Toast To Toast" doesn't need our help coming up with good ideas.

I remember that. God, what was he thinking???  He really has no respect for his listeners at all.

[bmcintyre]

George took a loyal listener and kicked, pissed, and shit on him/her.  Now, he has a mean listener. 

[starrmtn001]

with the increased activity during the live c2c broadcast time period lately here, maybe we need a separate section for Live C2CAM Chat Threads and separate threads for each nightly show?

Excellent idea Morgus.  I vote yes. 

[shell88]

  Here's a toast to Art's new show putting a serious dent into the blasphemous Noory bore to the core show staring dingbats, nitwits and ticks.

[Morgus]

The c2cam website recap of last night's show confirms the last hour was a rerun - Noory cuts out an hour early on a Friday yet again and avoids new open lines totally:
The final hour featured a replay of Open Lines from 8/17/12.

[bateman]

George Noory is on BellGab denying he wears a rug.

This is why the forum exists.

El oh fucking el. Is that line in the running for best post ever here..? Because I feel like it should be.

[Roy Hinkley]

I remember.  You cut in front of me in line to the space ark so I "inadvertently" spilled my coke on you.  You turned around and pushed me.  Fisticuffs ensued. Next thing I knew I was in a holding cell.  So, thanks a lot, bitch.

I remember it like it was yesterday!  You've got a great uppercut, my jaw hurt for a week.  I felt really bad that you got thrown in the holding cell and I got to stay in line.

[ACE of CLUBS]

I'm George's 10-star general in the fight against internet filthery.

Full of yourself ........ hmmmmm?
Barney Fife of the forum ....... quite an achievement.
Left or right hand when you hold it for George?

[aldousburbank]

This is the George Noory Sucks thread ......... right?

MV ....... Your thoughts on how this once relevant thread turned into the 'rollover-butt kissfest' it is now/today .....
Are you hoping for a smile from George?
Have some dip ....

The Macarena Man

And anyways, can't we all just love each other and live in peace and harmony even if some of us totally suck?  I mean, my landlord kind of sucks but I'm nice to him and pay my rent with a smile.  Know why?  Cuz I'm one of God's little creatures put here on earth to spread the message of love and to be a worker in the light basically, like a sweet little bird flying in the happy little sky. See? So shut the f up already
Modified to mitigate harmness.

[WOTR]

My next shotgun:

Interesting choice... I am not really one for the pistol grip.  Mossberg 590A1 is what you will find in my home (though that is one mean looking shotgun...)

[sleeplessinca]

I'm not tommy.  That is so funny cuz I have been pretty critical of Snoory.  My pet peeves include  (no particular order); (1) his random disjointed cue card interview style, (2) rudeness to women, (3) sappy bumpers, (4) his formulaic approach where a "classic" show is scheduled, (4) fake familiarity with callers, (5) over involvement with name dropping or self promotion, (6) portals, twilight zone and psychic vampires.  That's enough. 

So I give props that he finally woke up.  You don't. Fine.

Me........tommy...........the idea.......where'd that come from?

[sleeplessinca]

The most annoying thing about Snoory is not how he says fashion8tin it is that he isn't fascinated.  It is lip service not exploring or pushing boundaries.  It's classic crackpots put up for ridicule not listening to someone with a different perspective.  No head. No heart. Double dose of ego.

I don't care for the cheap shot posts by ace of clubs.  Thankfully they are short.

[shell88]

I'm not tommy.  That is so funny cuz I have been pretty critical of Snoory.  My pet peeves include  (no particular order); (1) his random disjointed cue card interview style, (2) rudeness to women, (3) sappy bumpers, (4) his formulaic approach where a "classic" show is scheduled, (4) fake familiarity with callers, (5) over involvement with name dropping or self promotion, (6) portals, twilight zone and psychic vampires.  That's enough.

So I give props that he finally woke up.  You don't. Fine.

Hello.  Anyone home? Finally woke up?  Yea he just instantaneously downloaded some intelligence?  Maybe he downed a few too many coffees.  The man and and the rest of the mob over at coast do nothing but steal ideas.  The fake wont look so good once the real deal returns.
Wake up your dreaming.

Me........tommy...........the idea.......where'd that come from?

[onan]

Interesting choice... I am not really one for the pistol grip.  Mossberg 590A1 is what you will find in my home (though that is one mean looking shotgun...)

Here is the reason I chose the KSG:

[bmcintyre]

I remember it like it was yesterday!  You've got a great uppercut, my jaw hurt for a week.  I felt really bad that you got thrown in the holding cell and I got to stay in line.

The strip search was humiliating enough but when they found the anal implant that even I didnt know about.  Well, Whitley and I have a lot in common. 

[Sardondi]

No one is changing their mind just because Gnoory made some posts and some shout outs.....

That's precisely what has happened here. It's the "celebrity effect" ("Oh, he talked to me!"). And now suddenly it's "Gosh, he really does have a lot of courage coming here", "Gee, he's apologized!", and suddenly 10 years of incredibly vile, and arrogant suckage is forgotten. And it wasn't even Noory doing it.