George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bateman]

"Hi George, love the show!! We're baking lemon squares tonight & having a blast listening to you. Could you give a shout out to the Lemon Party???"

[CampsieNP]

Ready for the show?

YES! On September 16th, absolutely.

[Meanandnasty]

Here's my show prep.  I bought a Blue Margarita on sale at the liquor store to coordinate with my new "My Little Pony" avatar. Can't wait.

[nooryisawesome]

Noory fucking sucks.
Even though he has money no girl will ever love him.
Noory is a asshole.

[SaucyRossy]

"Hi George, love the show!! We're baking lemon squares tonight & having a blast listening to you. Could you give a shout out to the Lemon Party???"

You know that's not a bad nickname for this thread, instead of calling us the Lion's Den, George could call us The Lemon Party.

Since most of us are kinda bitter but can be sweet. The Lion's Den sounds too confrontational. From now on we should be referred to as "The Lemon Party"

[ItsOver]

Would be priceless.  He'd probably get all emotional and start going, yeah, there's this site called CoastGab with a bunch of haters who really like me man...  I go and talk to them and stuff, man..... they like, make fun of me, but I know they don't mean it man......

I can see him hugging his computer and shouting out "I love yeeeewwww man...like all of yeeeeewwww, man..."  He'd welcome us all to his little pony pack and want to do some sort of weird brotherhood ritual.....wait, wasn't this a movie?

[bateman]

You know that's not a bad nickname for this thread, instead of calling us the Lion's Den, George could call us The Lemon Party.

Since most of us are kinda bitter but can be sweet. The Lion's Den sounds too confrontational. From now on we should be referred to as "The Lemon Party"

Now you're thinkin' 

There's also Tub Girl:

"Hi, George, I always listen to your show in the bathtub. I find it very relaxing. Could you give a shout out to Tub Girl?"

[ziznak]

holy shit yall niggas are busy tonight

[starrmtn001]

You know that's not a bad nickname for this thread, instead of calling us the Lion's Den, George could call us The Lemon Party.

Since most of us are kinda bitter but can be sweet. The Lion's Den sounds too confrontational. From now on we should be referred to as "The Lemon Party"

You know he'd ask whether we were liberal or conservative. 

[SaucyRossy]

You know he'd ask whether we were liberal or conservative. 

The Lemon Party is of course Lemontarians.

[Meanandnasty]

The Lemon Party is of course Lemontarians.

He could be a member of the party, known as Suckers.

[bateman]

The Lemon Party is of course Lemontarians.

They say we're just a circlejerk, but we know better.

[Spinner]

Which reminds me, Does anyone remember when George called the Shroud of Turin, the "Shroud of Urine"?
I sure would like to hear that again. Anyone has a clip, or know the date of that show? (all I can figure out is that it was sometime between 2006 and 2009).

Found it!
It was the show with debunker Joe Nickell on Jan. 8, 2008 (at the end of hour 2).
Unfortunately this "George Noory Sucks" thread started in April 2008.
But, here's the reaction of posters at the FF when it happened:
http://www.fantasticforum.com/1res/showthread.php?s=3fbf06b472713d72637123b0240ec33d&threadid=32221&perpage=15&highlight=urine&pagenumber=7 

Un*freaking*believable

[starrmtn001]

The Lemon Party is of course Lemontarians.

Just joined the "spray my beverage all over my laptop" club.  Do we get Jackets?

[Nighthawk]

Yeeesss!!!!!!!   I can hardly wait to hear the UFO Phil song tonight!!! Rock on George!!!

The only thing I would rather more than hearing UFO Phil Tonight would be George Singing some old Elvis tune!!! But UFO Phil will have to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Roy Hinkley]

Roy, your avatar  . . . the complexion, reminds me of some guy on some forum.  Too bad I can't remember what the name of that boy was.  :

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[ItsOver]

He could be a member of the party, known as Suckers.

He did call us that.

[SaucyRossy]

He did call us that.

Lemon Party kinda fits into the suckers theme if you think about it.

Anyways doubt he will shout us out tonight, he hasn't even said hi tonight.

[starrmtn001]

Found it!
It was the show with debunker Joe Nickell on Jan. 8, 2008 (at the end of hour 2).
Unfortunately this "George Noory Sucks" thread started in April 2008.
But, here's the reaction of posters at the FF when it happened:
http://www.fantasticforum.com/1res/showthread.php?s=3fbf06b472713d72637123b0240ec33d&threadid=32221&perpage=15&highlight=urine&pagenumber=7 

Un*freaking*believable

O M G! I can't believe who one of the posters is.  But I have to.  I just have to.  :

[SciFiAuthor]

You leave George's golden throat out of this. He's the best thing since Nimoy. Every time I hear it, I have the same reaction that the old barber in "Coming to America" has when Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate performs. God damn that boy can sing.

[SaucyRossy]

You leave George's golden throat out of this. He's the best thing since Nimoy. Everything I hear it, I have the same reaction that the old barber in "Coming to America" has when Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate performs. God damn that boy can sing.

If you are Tommy, you are one witty mfer sometimes.

Scifi ask George to shout us out tonight? He seems to like ya.

[ItsOver]

O M G! I can't believe who one of the posters is.  But I have to.  I just have to.  :

"Haw, haw, haw. There are no coinshedences!!!"

[Spinner]

O M G! I can't believe who one of the posters is.  But I have to.  I just have to.  :

Ahhhhhh... the memories.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Lemon Party kinda fits into the suckers theme if you think about it.

Anyways doubt he will shout us out tonight, he hasn't even said hi tonight.

With all the adoration for George ..... Lemming Party

This is the George Noory Sucks thread ..... right?

[SaucyRossy]

With all the adoration for George ..... Lemming Party

This is the George Noory Sucks thread ..... right?

No, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[SciFiAuthor]

I'm not Tommy, but I'm going to play into the mass hysteria. I'm someone BETTER than Tommy.

I nuked a box of pizza rolls and offered them to the Sumerian god Geeter, a sphinx-like deity with the hair of RCH and the moustache of George Noory, patron god of trans-am drivers and radio show hosts. That's how I summoned George the last time.

[bateman]

With all the adoration for George ..... Lemming Party

This is the George Noory Sucks thread ..... right?

We changed our minds. Long live GeorgeGab!

[SaucyRossy]

George sounds like he has a cold for sure.

[bateman]

Poor guy. Get some Emergen-C from the convenience store on your way home, George!

[SaucyRossy]

Oh yay let's promote another way for major companies to track people's movements and behaviors.......I know how we market it! By making it sound mysterious like a conspiracy or some shit.