George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Roy Hinkley]

you know he is going to want to be called Dr. Putznutt too!

Ya got that right.  In fact, it is proper to say for example, "The Reverend Doctor John Smith", so he'll be The Deacon Doctor Ian Putznutt I guess?

[ItsOver]

For any new folks, here is how strange Dave appears in person.  Can't quite put your finger on it, but he's just a bit creepy...

"Hi Meghan" said the strange man...

Meghan is just as bad an interviewer as Dave.  He relates the story of telling a lady all the stars burned out and she says "that's awesome, that's amazing" - clearing she is not listening to him - LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1WRJ7nKTxc

Watching him makes me even more uncomfortable than either listening to him or reading his posts.  It looks like he wants to jump out of his skin.  Not that I'd blame him.

"All the stars burned out."  Right, Dave.  Almost funny as your April Fools Day pranks.  :

[bmcintyre]

Ya got that right.  In fact, it is proper to say for example, "The Reverend Doctor John Smith", so he'll be The Deacon Doctor Ian Putznutt I guess?

I would wager big money that his dissertation will likely be about his radio show.  What a gimme. 

[Spinner]

George has a question about the Sumerians.

Priceless!

Edit: Dang. The quote doesn't pick up the audio attachment. Just look up Maxwell's posts in the last couple of days.

[bmcintyre]

Not to worry, BM. Just watching Jeopardy.

Saw part of that earlier.  The kid wasnt a real senator.

[bmcintyre]

Above is George's answer to my question re why he is interested in this website considering he has such a large audience etc.  It is important to read. He is odd.

Of course, he could just need to get laid.

[ItsOver]

The video will probably be up later but here is text of the George knapp interview of art. http://artbell.com/art-bell-makes-his-return-to-the-airwaves/

Thanks for posting.  It's the #1 most popular story for the 8news site.  I can't imagine any story about Dave even making the top 100 stories for any news site.

[ItsOver]

Priceless!

Edit: Dang. The quote doesn't pick up the audio attachment. Just look up Maxwell's posts in the last couple of days.

Where Dave is wondering if the Sumerians were from Earth?  I often wonder what planet Dave is from.

[George Noory]

Everybody loves the Snoron. Just a few comments from the Youtube vid. Even they get it. LOL.

"he's got the IQ of a dust mite and butchers the English language"

"Perfect opportunity to throw him over the bannister wasted."

"That interview was painful. She should have shoved some hot pizza rolls into his gob."

"Shinola hair dye, lol and that goofy haircut. What a putz!"

"and really believes his own spin....more over he has wasted 10 good years of the best program on the radio.....he believes he knows something yet he clearly knows nothing. How does a person with no personality think he's getting away with being a "radio personality?"

"This man is disturbing! the tupe, the dying of the stash!. god willing another 10! open lines has turned into the world according to George' next appearance? blabla bla bla bla begging for people to sign up for podcast, thanks for ruining ART'S great show you d-bag!

[starrmtn001]

Where Dave is wondering if the Sumerians were from Earth?  I often wonder what planet Dave is from.

Uranus of course.  Duh. 

[George Noory]

Saw part of that earlier.  The kid wasnt a real senator.

That's what I thought , too.

[ItsOver]

Uranus of course.  Duh. 

Not mine.  No pizza roll crumbs there.   

[ItsOver]

Everybody loves the Snoron. Just a few comments from the Youtube vid. Even they get it. LOL.

"he's got the IQ of a dust mite and butchers the English language"

"Perfect opportunity to throw him over the bannister wasted."

"That interview was painful. She should have shoved some hot pizza rolls into his gob."

"Shinola hair dye, lol and that goofy haircut. What a putz!"

"and really believes his own spin....more over he has wasted 10 good years of the best program on the radio.....he believes he knows something yet he clearly knows nothing. How does a person with no personality think he's getting away with being a "radio personality?"

"This man is disturbing! the tupe, the dying of the stash!. god willing another 10! open lines has turned into the world according to George' next appearance? blabla bla bla bla begging for people to sign up for podcast, thanks for ruining ART'S great show you d-bag!

I had to check those out, too.  You can just "feel the love."   

[Spinner]

Where Dave is wondering if the Sumerians were from Earth?  I often wonder what planet Dave is from.

Yep, that one.

[George Noory]

I had to check those out, too.  You can just "feel the love."   

Oh yeah, no one can see through this brilliant facade. He's a one man creep-fest.

[starrmtn001]

Not mine.  No pizza roll crumbs there. 

Oops. Sorry 'bout that ItsOver.  Perhaps I should address this to Tommy.

[Roy Hinkley]

Watching him makes me even more uncomfortable than either listening to him or reading his posts.  It looks like he wants to jump out of his skin.  Not that I'd blame him.

"All the stars burned out."  Right, Dave.  Almost funny as your April Fools Day pranks.  :

Yeah, the first couple seconds when he turns his head a couple times he looks like a chicken or some other bird.

[Spinner]

Which reminds me, Does anyone remember when George called the Shroud of Turin, the "Shroud of Urine"?
I sure would like to hear that again. Anyone has a clip, or know the date of that show? (all I can figure out is that it was sometime between 2006 and 2009).

[George Noory]

Which reminds me, Does anyone remember when George called the Shroud of Turin, the "Shroud of Urine"?
I sure would like to hear that again. Anyone has a clip, or know the date of that show? (all I can figure out is that it was sometime between 2006 and 2009).

That might be the all time best.

[ItsOver]

Yeah, the first couple seconds when he turns his head a couple times he looks like a chicken or some other bird.

Remember the avatar, Roy?  You didn't think it was JUST a photoshop, did you? 

[Roy Hinkley]

Remember the avatar, Roy?  You didn't think it was JUST a photoshop, did you? 

[ItsOver]

Oops. Sorry 'bout that ItsOver.  Perhaps I should address this to Tommy.

There you go.    Tommy has enough acreage for supporting a complete "moon" colony of Noories.

[Roy Hinkley]

Which reminds me, Does anyone remember when George called the Shroud of Turin, the "Shroud of Urine"?
I sure would like to hear that again. Anyone has a clip, or know the date of that show? (all I can figure out is that it was sometime between 2006 and 2009).

Oh yes, classic.  Seriously, someone needs to piece these Snooryisms together.  It would make a swell Christmas CD.

[Spinner]

That might be the all time best.

It was one of those 'OMG-did-he-really-say-that' moments.
I don't remember who the guest was, but the topic was the Shroud of Turin.

[Roy Hinkley]

There you go.    Tommy has enough acreage for supporting a complete "moon" colony of Noories.

Are you implying Tommie has enough mass to affect the tides?

[starrmtn001]

Are you implying Tommie has enough mass to affect the tides?

The tides here or in Uranus?

[bateman]

Which reminds me, Does anyone remember when George called the Shroud of Turin, the "Shroud of Urine"?
I sure would like to hear that again. Anyone has a clip, or know the date of that show? (all I can figure out is that it was sometime between 2006 and 2009).

I have no idea if this is the one, but there's no way I'm listening to find out.

http://youtu.be/kGKIpWnJnb0

[ItsOver]

Oh yes, classic.  Seriously, someone needs to piece these Snooryisms together.  It would make a swell Christmas CD.

Speaking of Dave's "moments of brillance" and CD's, anybody familiar with the Paul Shanklin parodies?  Limbaugh has played them over the years.  Regardless of one's politics, I find him to be a fairly talented and funny guy.  Check them out if you haven't heard him before. 

http://www.paulshanklin.com/political_humor_links.html

Shanklin could make one heck of a Dave Noorie CD parody, with all of Dave's Snooryisms.  Maybe MV or one of his "henchmen" could talk Shanklin into it.  I smell comedy gold. 

[SaucyRossy]

Hey George, what's up?

[SaucyRossy]

Which reminds me, Does anyone remember when George called the Shroud of Turin, the "Shroud of Urine"?
I sure would like to hear that again. Anyone has a clip, or know the date of that show? (all I can figure out is that it was sometime between 2006 and 2009).

Maybe he confused the shroud of turin with the piss christ which is a work of 'art'.........nah.