George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Roy Hinkley]

Speaking of Dave's "moments of brillance" and CD's, anybody familiar with the Paul Shanklin parodies?  Limbaugh has played them over the years.  Regardless of one's politics, I find him to be a fairly talented and funny guy.  Check them out if you haven't heard him before. 

http://www.paulshanklin.com/political_humor_links.html

Shanklin could make one heck of a Dave Noorie CD parody, with all of Dave's Snooryisms.  Maybe MV or one of his "henchmen" could talk Shanklin into it.  I smell comedy gold. 

Oh, he is hilarious.  My FAVORITE of all time is "In a Yugo" done to Elvis' "In the Ghetto".  Freaking genius!

In A Yugo - Paul Shanklin

[ItsOver]

The tides here or in Uranus?

I'm making a wild guess here, but I'd say throughout the Solar System would be a safe bet.  Sounds like another question for Dave's trusty Science Adviser, though.

[SaucyRossy]

Hey George you talk about Medical Marijuana and being in Cali you could theoretically have a card for yourself?

Ever light one up? Just curious.

[Roy Hinkley]

The tides here or in Uranus?

Probably both!  LOL

[starrmtn001]

Speaking of Uranus, doesn't gn start popping in about this time?

[ItsOver]

Oh, he is hilarious.  My FAVORITE of all time is "In a Yugo" done to Elvis' "In the Ghetto".  Freaking genius!

In A Yugo - Paul Shanklin

Hahaha... of course it would be "Elvis."    How appropriate for crooning Dave. 

I think Shanklin would do an absolutely falling-down, splitting your pants version of Dave Noorie.  It's a big, rotten peach just setting out there for the taking.

[Roy Hinkley]

Hey George you talk about Medical Marijuana and being in Cali you could theoretically have a card for yourself?

Ever light one up? Just curious.

Yeah, he could get "Dr." Robin to get him a script.  Wow, Dave stoned - just think how many pizza rolls and ballpark dogs he'd eat then.  He may end up looking like you know who.

[SaucyRossy]

Yeah, he could get "Dr." Robin to get him a script.  Wow, Dave stoned - just think how many pizza rolls and ballpark dogs he'd eat then.  He may end up looking like you know who.

Or maybe he would loosen up and have fun. Shit. Sometimes he sounds like he's at the dentist

[ItsOver]

Yeah, he could get "Dr." Robin to get him a script.  Wow, Dave stoned - just think how many pizza rolls and ballpark dogs he'd eat then.  He may end up looking like you know who.

That's it!  A stoned Dave, with the munchies, then calls into Art's new show.  Now THAT's entertainment!

[Roy Hinkley]

Hahaha... of course it would be "Elvis."    How appropriate for crooning Dave. 

I think Shanklin would do an absolutely falling-down, splitting your pants version of Dave Noorie.  It's a big, rotten peach just setting out there for the taking.

You got that right.  Probably couldn't pay the guy enough to listen to Dave long enough to get it down for the gig though.

[SaucyRossy]

That's it!  A stoned Dave, with the munchies, then calls into Art's new show.  Now THAT's entertainment!

I'd buy like fifty subscriptions to his TV show if he got just absolutely blasted one night and did that

[HorrorRetro]

Speaking of Dave's "moments of brillance" and CD's, anybody familiar with the Paul Shanklin parodies?  Limbaugh has played them over the years.  Regardless of one's politics, I find him to be a fairly talented and funny guy.  Check them out if you haven't heard him before. 

http://www.paulshanklin.com/political_humor_links.html

Shanklin could make one heck of a Dave Noorie CD parody, with all of Dave's Snooryisms.  Maybe MV or one of his "henchmen" could talk Shanklin into it.  I smell comedy gold. 

Paul Shanklin is a genius.  I've loved his work for years.  My favorite more recent parody is "Another Bump in the Road." 

http://dailyrushbo.com/rush-obama-sings-another-bump-in-the-road-pink-floyd-parody/

[SaucyRossy]

Do we have to wait for Scifi Author to show up before George does?

[Roy Hinkley]

I'd buy like fifty subscriptions to his TV show if he got just absolutely blasted one night and did that

Would be priceless.  He'd probably get all emotional and start going, yeah, there's this site called CoastGab with a bunch of haters who really like me man...  I go and talk to them and stuff, man..... they like, make fun of me, but I know they don't mean it man......

[SaucyRossy]

Would be priceless.  He'd probably get all emotional and start going, yeah, there's this site called CoastGab with a bunch of haters who really like me man...  I go and talk to them and stuff, man..... they like, make fun of me, but I know they don't mean it man......

I actually think he'd be hilarious but like on point and just wild and out there. He'd be bringing up the 11th dimensions and explaining it in detail and talk about the book of solomon and some crazy navy stories.

[karios8]

Do we have to wait for Scifi Author to show up before George does?

Yes. Btw I found Scifi Author's book! Its called 32" Waist Tommy

[SciFiAuthor]

I dunno, if George is anything like I am when partaking, it would go something like this:

Art: "East of the rockies!"

George: "uhhhhh"

Art: "Well, come on sir, we've only got 40 seconds."

George: "uhhhhh"

Art: "Bye. Jeez, say something if you call. Up next, Dr. Michardo Roagland, a self-admitted voodoo practicing ex-proctologist who gave it all up to explore his inner crackhead."

[SaucyRossy]

I dunno, if George is anything like I am when partaking, it would go something like this:

Art: "East of the rockies!"

George: "uhhhhh"

Art: "Well, come on sir, we've only got 40 seconds."

George: "uhhhhh"

Art: "Bye. Jeez, say something if you call. Up next, Dr. Michardo Roagland, a self-admitted voodoo practicing ex-proctologist who gave it all up to explore his inner crackhead."

Dude you're like Beetlejuice. What's up man?

[SciFiAuthor]

Yes. Btw I found Scifi Author's book! Its called 32" Waist Tommy

48"

[Roy Hinkley]

I dunno, if George is anything like I am when partaking, it would go something like this:

Art: "East of the rockies!"

George: "uhhhhh"

Art: "Well, come on sir, we've only got 40 seconds."

George: "uhhhhh"

Art: "Bye. Jeez, say something if you call. Up next, Dr. Michardo Roagland, a self-admitted voodoo practicing ex-proctologist who gave it all up to explore his inner crackhead."

Art: "Please George, TURN OFF YOUR RADIO!"

[bateman]

Art: "Please George, TURN OFF YOUR RADIO!"

"GET OFF THUH RADIO?? THATSH WHAT THEY'VE BEEN TELLUN' ME FOR 10 YEARSSH"

[SciFiAuthor]

Dude you're like Beetlejuice. What's up man?

I am indeed much like Beetlejuice.

On nothin', just popping open a magnum of Merlot and lookin' to get blitzed. I'll probably need it, tonight's show does not bode well. Look at the show description:

"will talk about the massive worldwide mobile augmented reality "game" Ingress, secret portals and anomalies hidden in plain site, and the Shapers who may be influencing us from the other side."

Something tells me that someone at coast might not know this is only a game.

[SaucyRossy]

"GET OFF THUH RADIO?? THATSH WHAT THEY'VE BEEN TELLUN' ME FOR 10 YEARSSH"

I am seriously wondering if George has ever smoked, not sure if he can reveal that here though, he does have sponsors and all that.

[Roy Hinkley]

48"

Hey SciFi - did Mr. Limpet finally get promoted?

[SaucyRossy]

I am indeed much like Beetlejuice.

On nothin', just popping open a magnum of Merlot and lookin' to get blitzed. I'll probably need it, tonight's show does not bode well. Look at the show description:

"will talk about the massive worldwide mobile augmented reality "game" Ingress, secret portals and anomalies hidden in plain site, and the Shapers who may be influencing us from the other side."

Something tells me that someone at coast might not know this is only a game.

OR it could lead to an awesomely classic train wreck of a show. lol

[MV/Liberace!]

I hope that this site finds its equilibrium again.

please define equilibrium in the context in which you use it. 

i'm not sure what should be considered more of a buzzkill:  the thing you're upset by, or reading your incessant complaints about it.  go outside and get some oxygen.

[SaucyRossy]

please define equilibrium in the context in which you use it. 

[Roy Hinkley]

please define equilibrium

Tommie walked from one side of the street to the other.  After a long time, the earth's rotation finally regained its equilibrium...

[Meanandnasty]

Ready for the show?

[starrmtn001]

Tommie walked from one side of the street to the other.  After a long time, the earth's rotation finally regained its equilibrium...

Roy, your avatar  . . . the complexion, reminds me of some guy on some forum.  Too bad I can't remember what the name of that boy was.  :