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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

ItsOver

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 23, 2013, 01:54:07 PM

Assuming this isn't a joke -

How did THAT come about?  ......


Amazing what a Chicago all beef hot dog can do.


ACE of CLUBS

This is George's thread now ...... he owns it, and a good proportion of the posters.
"George, would you .... "
"George, why did you .... "
"George, can I ask you .... "
"George, would you give a shout-out .... "

The list goes on and on ........ the fact is:  The George Noory Sucks Thread is sucking itself.

Oh well, ..... keep reading and interacting with your new found 'best friend' ....
George and his handlers have successfully castrated this thread. After a decade of George with no improvement whatsoever,  you're giving him tips on how to improve?  At this 'eleventh hour' ...... you're giving him tips? 

Fuckin' hard to believe ......

coaster

MV, can you ask Noory to retell the story of when he astounded his colleagues with his General Theory of Pizza Roll Heat Transference? I was there and it was really something. I was able to snap a quick photo before the crowd rushed Noory with questions.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on August 23, 2013, 02:32:48 PM
This is George's thread now ...... he owns it, and a good proportion of the posters.
"George, would you .... "
"George, why did you .... "
"George, can I ask you .... "
"George, would you give a shout-out .... "

The list goes on and on ........ the fact is:  The George Noory Sucks Thread is sucking itself.

Oh well, ..... keep reading and interacting with your new found 'best friend' ....
George and his handlers have successfully castrated this thread. After a decade of George with no improvement whatsoever,  you're giving him tips on how to improve?  At this 'eleventh hour' ...... you're giving him tips? 

Fuckin' hard to believe ......

it's a thread on a forum, not an audio recording of the shamed japanese emperor surrendering to the allies.  i think we need to keep that in perspective.  furthermore, if you're convinced the thread is now neutered, go back and read the last billion pages.

coaster

Some of you act offended, like its a personal attack against you because Noory is posting here. It's confusing. Just because some people are talking to him doesn't mean you have to. 

CampsieNP

Art, come back and save us from ourselves.
Did Ed Dames RV this apocalypse?

I imagine Ace of Clubs will be swept up in the 7:22pm banning.
We need Clonazpam/Lilly to give a tutorial on the fine art of creating multiple user accounts.

starrmtn001

Quote from: ItsOver on August 23, 2013, 02:19:30 PM
I though it was because 2 x 11 = 22.   We should probably leave these advanced math problems for The Numbers Lady or the C2C Science Adviser.

Maybe this explains MV's termination time of 7:22pm heh heh.

ACE of CLUBS

Quote from: MV on August 23, 2013, 02:36:32 PM
it's a thread on a forum, not an audio recording of the shamed japanese emperor surrendering to the allies.  i think we need to keep that in perspective.  furthermore, if you're convinced the thread is now neutered, go back and read the last billion pages.

It's neutered ...... the 'last billion pages' are meaningless now.  Live in the present if you can. 

onan

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on August 23, 2013, 02:46:31 PM
It's neutered ...... the 'last billion pages' are meaningless now.  Live in the present if you can.

Not only can I live in the present, I am pleased to do so. Noory as an abstract concept of a failed radio host is perfect to take shots at. But as a person posting here he deserves the same modicum of respect you do.

And honestly if you wish more than disrespectful banter, there is something wrong with you.

starrmtn001

Quote from: starrmtn001 on August 23, 2013, 02:46:20 PM
Maybe this explains MV's termination time of 7:22pm heh heh.

7:22  7+22=29  2+9=11  O M G  ( ;D)

CampsieNP

1111.

My husband always sees 8:08, 808.
Then he says "it's Bob o'clock".
He's so cute.

I hate him.

ziznak

M can you please elaborate on how this whole appearance on the podcast came about???  its fucking uhmaaaaayzeeeeeen!!!  again I can give Jorch respect for having the testicular fortitude to 1 show up here and 2 do the podcast... but we will have to see how this all plays out.... could it be a trap??? and I KNOW your gonna have madd call ins for that show...

CampsieNP

Hello! This is MV!!! George, say hello to the studio audience.
So, George, How are Yewwwwwww??

So, where can we find your book?
Is it true your dad wanted you to be a dentist? Gosh, thats right!
You just never know, and thats right too.
Who is your favorite guest to interview on the schow?? Just Amaschzing.
How is Tommy? Is he back from his vacaschion yet? And just how did he enjoy Thailand?

just to get you started.

ItsOver

Quote from: starrmtn001 on August 23, 2013, 02:46:20 PM
Maybe this explains MV's termination time of 7:22pm heh heh.

"Tick, tick, tick....."  Yes, the clock is ticking down.  Hey, wait a minute.  Didn't Dave just do show about "Ticks?"  :o

"Tonight's Ground Zero will be addressing the Tick meme...it's everywhere!"  "The Loud Speaker spoke up and said GIVE ER UP GIVE UP!'

I think this video is an excellent example of formatting, spacing, and the use of text to deliver a message to consumers.
See how it highlights the text from "False Comments" down the list starting at around 10 seconds.

Online Reputation & Review Management - Reputation.com

bateman

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on August 23, 2013, 03:26:22 PM
I think this video is an excellent example of formatting, spacing, and the use of text to deliver a message to consumers.

Online Reputation & Review Management - Reputation.com


ItsOver

Quote from: CampsieNP on August 23, 2013, 02:46:20 PM
......We need Clonazpam/Lilly to give a tutorial on the fine art of creating multiple user accounts.

Hahaha... yes, that would be helpful, as well as aggravating.  ;D

Foodlion

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on August 23, 2013, 03:26:22 PM
I think this video is an excellent example of formatting, spacing, and the use of text to deliver a message to consumers.
See how it highlights the text at from "False Comments" down the list starting at around 10 seconds.

Online Reputation & Review Management - Reputation.com

Dang I never thought of it like that.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on August 23, 2013, 02:46:31 PM
It's neutered ...... the 'last billion pages' are meaningless now.  Live in the present if you can.

take a deep breath.  have some dip.


Meanandnasty

It's time!  I have never selected an avatar, and I will be trying different ones to suit my mood and username.

In keeping with the empathetic and compassion, good and warm and cozy feelings created by the thread's namesake, I have selected one that I thinks keep some foresight into where this thread is going.  It was hinted at that that may be Mr. Noory's next selection, but I just thought the idea was sooooo adorable that I had to have it, so there you have it, my new on loaner avatar

Morgus

Quote from: starrmtn001 on August 23, 2013, 02:54:32 PM
7:22  7+22=29  2+9=11  O M G  ( ;D)
also 7 + 2 + 2 = 11
according to the Number's Lady  :o

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: Morgus on August 23, 2013, 04:20:48 PM
also 7 + 2 + 2 = 11
according to the Number's Lady  :o

And 1 + 1 = Number Two, to always remind us what we're listening to:


ACE of CLUBS

Quote from: CampsieNP on August 23, 2013, 02:46:20 PM
Art, come back and save us from ourselves.
Did Ed Dames RV this apocalypse?

I imagine Ace of Clubs will be swept up in the 7:22pm banning.
We need Clonazpam/Lilly to give a tutorial on the fine art of creating multiple user accounts.

7:22pm banning ...... a badge of honor

MV .... will George let you elaborate on which 34 un-castrated posters will be knighted? ...... check with George, and get back to us ...... much appreciated, thank you.

b_dubb

ahhh smell the crazy.  some of us need to turn off our 486, step outside the trailer, and get a fucking grip

this thread is cracking me the fuck up.  lol

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on August 23, 2013, 04:26:41 PM
MV .... will George let you elaborate on which 34 un-castrated posters will be knighted? ...... check with George, and get back to us ...... much appreciated, thank you.

i asked, but when i did, he had tommy drive to my office here in cape girardeau, mo and slap me across the face.  with his penis.

didn't hurt much, i have to say... although i now know to keep my mouth shut.  for multiple reasons.

ItsOver

Quote from: Meanandnasty on August 23, 2013, 04:15:31 PM
It's time!  I have never selected an avatar, and I will be trying different ones to suit my mood and username.

In keeping with the empathetic and compassion, good and warm and cozy feelings created by the thread's namesake, I have selected one that I thinks keep some foresight into where this thread is going.  It was hinted at that that may be Mr. Noory's next selection, but I just thought the idea was sooooo adorable that I had to have it, so there you have it, my new on loaner avatar

Hahaha.... ;D.  At first glance, I thought it was GNoory "keeping an eye" on the "gang" of haters, again.  I'm thinking of changing mine to some famous stalker as an homage.


bmcintyre

Hey
Has Gnoory been around today?  I was such an asskisser.

ItsOver

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on August 23, 2013, 04:26:12 PM
And 1 + 1 = Number Two, to always remind us what we're listening to:

Hey, Roy, is that Jorch's old pet dog Ralph, Roscoe, whatever it was called? 

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