George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

... Hey another shout out to CoastGab with SciFi's question.

Good work SciFi you are sure on a roll

[SnapT]

George, do you know this guy is planning to run for president in 2016? Ask him about that.

SECONDED!

[Xtreme1]

Basiago enjoyed a successful career as a journalist and lawyer until sometime in 2008, when he went a little strange in the head and started submitting academic papers to the National Geographic Society about aliens, buildings, forests, and animals that he was seeing in blurry Mars rover photographs. Oddly, they declined to publish his papers due to the technicality that these things existed only in his mind.

ask him why they wouldn't publish his papers.

[PB the Deplorable]

The moron used the F letter word...and thats something none of you would do....that I can take to the bank.
Hope you are all well.

The F letter word?

Feb?

[Ravenna]

dude.... dont you have to say things like .... FASHINATING? right now?..... how many screens do they allow you??? holy fuck he said both bellgab and coast gab.... holy holy fuck

Yes, he said Bellgab and then immediately Coastgab.  (And Robert E. HOWARD didn't go insane either; he was depressed about his mom being in a coma and with zero chance of recovery so he shot himself).

[ziznak]

i really think that M's number verification sounds like its right.... now we have mud saying he talked to "people?"  cmon now... muds not the type to talk about people that arent' there.... he's not down with shadow people...

[Roy Hinkley]

Basiago enjoyed a successful career as a journalist and lawyer until sometime in 2008, when he went a little strange in the head and started submitting academic papers to the National Geographic Society about aliens, buildings, forests, and animals that he was seeing in blurry Mars rover photographs. Oddly, they declined to publish his papers due to the technicality that these things existed only in his mind.

ask him why they wouldn't publish his papers.

So, was this guy separated at birth from his twin Dick Hoagland?

[Tray von Gutenberg]

Tray:

Let me explain why NO cameras. It kills the mystery...this show is 'the bonfire' of stories..a camera kills that image.
Trust me ..It's ME!...Ive been Private IM by many and they know its me

Hmmm... who said anything about doing the webcam DURING the show? Not me. Do it from your office. Or home. During "off hours." No "mystery" to be shattered - just the truth.

And speaking of the truth, what's up with your hair? Don't give us any bullshit lies about you got a new stylist or haircut. Just tells us it's a rug. Or a squirrel. 

[Gnoory]

lolI assure you NOT a rug...................but think of me as benjamin button......................how about you?

[zeebo]

That's exactly right!  And here's the proof, a photo of him (he's the out of place kid with the huge shoes)...

Thanks, interesting pic - have to admit, something does seem kinda odd about it.  I remember this guest because he seems rather coherent for someone recounting some rather eyebrow-raising incidents.

[SciFiAuthor]

Good work SciFi you are sure on a roll

Nah, you get certain perks when you're the official Bilderberg Group question asker to radio hosts. I was out at the Bohemian Grove the other month ago, and Henry Kissinger was like "Bra, you gotta get Noory to ask Basiago about the head on Mars. For real, it's part of our plan. Just frame it as a thoughtful, intelligent question and he'll totally fall for it, dog."

So, ya know, that's how it went.

[Roy Hinkley]

Yeah, with all this guy's baggage and history, he'll make a great presidential candidate.  We thought the birth certificate issue was bad, this guy time travels and sees things on Mars - is he even an earthling?

[Xtreme1]

Thanks for asking him about the presidential run, George!

[SnapT]

Yeah, with all this guy's baggage and history, he'll make a great presidential candidate.  We thought the birth certificate issue was bad, this guy time travels and sees things on Mars - is he even an earthling?

Greatest presidential debate EVER.

[Ravenna]

If it is Noory, I think that's clever coz it's a good way to get us to ease up on ragging on him, if he's actually on here.  But my gut feeling is that it's Tommy.

[Xtreme1]

Mars Rover photos are not snapshots of the surface as we understand snapshots. In reality those pictures are produced by taking dozens of shots of the same scene using different color filters and slowly built up layer upon layer upon layer over a period of hours or sometimes days for a HD Mars photo image. The "Creatures" he wrote his paper about must have been standing completely still for hours and days to appear on the images or they wouldn't be there at all. Strangely enough though HE seems to believe it so it's an enigma to be sure.

[Morgus]

I thought it was both?   is it officially bellgab?.....then thats what it will be

A brief history of this site: it  was originally years ago called georgenoorysucks.com
then became coastgab.com for the last year or two
then a few weeks ago it became bellgab.com (the day Art Bell made his public announcement of his new Sirius show)
Though all the URL names still work to get here. 

From the top of the page it now  shows "BellGab.com - For Art Bell fans"  as the official site name, unless it changes again?

[Tray von Gutenberg]

And speaking of the truth, what's up with your hair? Don't give us any bullshit lies about you got a new stylist or haircut. Just tells us it's a rug. Or a squirrel.

lolI assure you NOT a rug...................but think of me as benjamin button......................how about you?

Prosecution: "Your honor, we rest our case."

Judge: "Defense, call your first witness."

Defense: "Your honor, I call 'Benjamin Buttons' to the stand."

Jury muttering: "Guilty as charged."

[Roy Hinkley]

The caller said Marinaras marinaras referring to when the guest said Homo maris maris- so they use Martians to make spaghetti sauces?  It really is foreign food then.

[Morgus]

George, do you know this guy is planning to run for president in 2016? Ask him about that.

Yes he knows, Andrew has told about that on his past c2c appearances.

[Ravenna]

George just said fascinating, and then explained that he likes that word coz this story is so interesting.

[SnapT]

Yes he knows, Andrew has told about that on his past c2c appearances.

Am I misremembering or did he originally say he would be running as a Democrat?  Now it's Independent.

[Morgus]

Yeah, with all this guy's baggage and history, he'll make a great presidential candidate.  We thought the birth certificate issue was bad, this guy time travels and sees things on Mars - is he even an earthling?

I know I'd vote for him over the lifetime politicians that the two big parties always nominate for president.
At least he would release the secrets on ETs and time travel...

[Roy Hinkley]

Greatest presidential debate EVER.

You got that right!

[The General]

I literally don't have time to keep up with this thread anymore.
It's byond bleef.

[Morgus]

Mars Rover photos are not snapshots of the surface as we understand snapshots. In reality those pictures are produced by taking dozens of shots of the same scene using different color filters and slowly built up layer upon layer upon layer over a period of hours or sometimes days for a HD Mars photo image. The "Creatures" he wrote his paper about must have been standing completely still for hours and days to appear on the images or they wouldn't be there at all. Strangely enough though HE seems to believe it so it's an enigma to be sure.

Looks more like a statue to me?

[SciFiAuthor]

You've gotta wonder about all these oxygen claims he's making. There is only trace oxygen on Mars. Not enough for a person to survive, nor a species to evolve to use it.

Even still though, the guy is making for interesting weirdness radio. Open whackjobbery like the Art Bell days and the you decide thing.

[Ravenna]

This guest is interesting, coz he comes across completely level-headed and intelligent and yet the things he's saying are outrageous.

[Roy Hinkley]

Am I misremembering or did he originally say he would be running as a Democrat?  Now it's Independent.

Maybe he'll just run as the Mars representative.

[Morgus]

I literally don't have time to keep up with this thread anymore.
It's byond bleef.

with the increased activity during the live c2c broadcast time period lately here, maybe we need a separate section for Live C2CAM Chat Threads and separate threads for each nightly show?