George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Spinner]

Dave's finally going to swear!  Where did you get the F'ing photo?

Hey another shout out to CoastGab!

If Dave wants to ingratiate himself with this forum, the least he could do is use its proper name. It's BellGab, Dave

BellGab

[Sardondi]

I want to punch him in the face. Or cornhole his fat rump. Not sure which.

I want to sandpaper my eyeballs and dip my brain in Clorox. Damn, man.

Oh yes, classic.  Seriously, someone needs to piece these Snooryisms together...

*sigh*

[ziznak]

well Ill call it both ....unless youve done away with coastgab 

dude.... dont you have to say things like .... FASHINATING? right now?..... how many screens do they allow you??? holy fuck he said both bellgab and coast gab.... holy holy fuck

[Gnoory]

I dont have a webcam in the studio....on purpose.....its like the wizard of oz  lol
but its me

[Roy Hinkley]

I think MV can answer what he'd like the site to be called. It's not a big deal really to me but I know to others it is.

Totally agree, it's MV all the way.  I was just going by the title of the site, and MV I believe always says   BellGab if I recall correctly.

[SciFiAuthor]

George would have to have one superfast staff to do things like a dual Coast and Bell gab shout out that that quickly.

It makes more sense that it's actually him. 

[ziznak]

unless M and mud AND Jorch are all blowing snot up our asses.... i really think some of you... AHEM sardondi.... need to belieeeeeeef this..... i know i know... its beyooooon beeeeleafffff.... but.... i think its trueee....

[SaucyRossy]

You know what. It is so apparent that George is reading the site to think he wouldn't be posting as himself just is grasping at straws.

He's here, it's him, he's probably been reading the site for years. The webcam idea while makes sense is just overkill. MV has confirmed it is some one that has access to George's email. Anyone who ha that and is posting as George would be in a heap of shit if they said something that came back to nite George.

It George.

[ziznak]

so how can we ask jorch something to say and have him say it on air and have everybody beeeeleeeeef it? dunno.... i think you haterz will just always hate on a nigga.

[wenck]

I dont have a webcam in the studio....on purpose.....its like the wizard of oz  lol
but its me

George, at the beginning of the next hour before you take open line calls, could you confirm it is in fact you? That might help clear the air a bit.

[SnapT]

We all love you, George!

Especially if you have Basiago on for the full show tonight!

[SaucyRossy]

George, at the beginning of the next hour before you take open line calls, could you confirm it is in fact you? That might help clear the air a bit.

Just give a shout out to the lemon party please

[Tray von Gutenberg]

I dont have a webcam in the studio....on purpose.....its like the wizard of oz  lol
but its me

How INCREDIBLY CONVENIENT! No webcam. Huh! Next, you're gonna tell me your laptop doesn't have a webcam built-in.

Your reference to, "its like the wizard of oz  lol," is so apropos, as to be (almost) laughable. Just one more excuse to evade the truth - because certainly you KNOW someone with a laptop with a webcam you could use - but of course, you won't agree to my proposal, as the fraud would be exposed.

[Roy Hinkley]

so how can we ask jorch something to say and have him say it on air and have everybody beeeeleeeeef it? dunno.... i think you haterz will just always hate on a nigga.

It's been done numerous times now.  Whoever it is, they are at the studio.  The speed of on-air responses would suggest it is in fact Jorch.

[Roy Hinkley]

I want to sandpaper my eyeballs and dip my brain in Clorox. Damn, man.


*sigh*

Did I make a faux pas?

[Gnoory]

Tray:

Let me explain why NO cameras. It kills the mystery...this show is 'the bonfire' of stories..a camera kills that image.
Trust me ..It's ME!...Ive been Private IM by many and they know its me

[SnapT]

George, ask Andrew if he went back to September 1958 and gave comic artist Jack Kirby the idea for this comic book story!

[zeebo]

George, I love open lines, but I would MUCH rather you have Andrew Basiago on for the whole show tonight.  He's the best guest you've ever had and you don't have him on nearly enough.  He's your Madman Markham, for God's sake!  Only even BETTER, in my humble opinion.

Do I remember correctly that this guy once said he zoomed back in time to witness the Gettysburg Address? 

[Xtreme1]

Just have Tommy take a vid of George doing a shout out to us or something and then put it on youtube. Surely they can do that.

[SciFiAuthor]

The webcam would be a bad idea George, it would give this thread more ammo than we deserve. Back in the day you could see Art on his webcam scratching and chain smoking cigarettes. Some claimed they saw him occasionally drinking a Budweiser (I'd need to drink too to interview Ed Dames). Yeah, it was cutting edge technology, but it wasn't always pretty.

[michio]

The moron used the F letter word...and thats something none of you would do....that I can take to the bank.

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[SnapT]

Do I remember correctly that this guy once said he zoomed back in time to witness the Gettysburg Address?

That's exactly right!  And here's the proof, a photo of him (he's the out of place kid with the huge shoes)...

[WOTR]

I do not know what to say... I have followed this thread for the last couple of weeks (my other profile is now inaccessible...)  Most of the posters that I always considered to have some class have continued to demonstrate that class at the expense of being called sellouts etc. 

I cannot count the number of times that people here said they just wanted George to be a better, more attentive host.  After the conversation on this thread, it would appear that many people lied.  Regardless of the reason for him showing up, he is here (yeah, I assume that Arts return has something to do with it).  I can honestly say that I have not heard much of him lately as I have moved the computer to a room further from the radio and it is not worth my time to stream Coast.  However, when I wander into the kitchen it does seem that he is making more of an effort than before.

The fact is that we have complained about a decline in the quality of the program that we once enjoyed (how many times have I read that here?)  We have Art returning so this should no longer be a concern.  George is publicly giving a "shout out" to CG, posting on a thread dedicated to his suckage and now, it would appear, will be joining MV on a podcast.  As much as I do believe that the reasons are not altruistic, I have to give him credit for acknowledging the portion of the public who really does not like him or his style.

Furthermore, his own words demonstrate that he is a mean-spirited, angry, bullying manipulative cocksucker.

As opposed to a happy, kind, gentle poster at CG?  Don't get me wrong- I do not believe that Dave is a great guy- but how, exactly are you being anything aside from what you accuse him of being?

[Sardondi]

Did I make a faux pas?

Maybe your wit is so dry that the Sahara is afraid to cross you.


But surely you know what the purpose of this forum is? And what is contained in the first several of what is now 1,123 pages in this very thread?

[shell88]

  This is the kind of guest you gotta get edgy with.  This guy is nuts.  He's got little to go on.  Your completely irresponsible if you let this meth head continue.  He's a perpetual tweeker.

[SciFiAuthor]

Alright, now that was a good follow up question, asking about time travel.

[SciFiAuthor]

If you want to cultivate a more edgy program George, you might consider ringing up Hoagland and putting him on with this guy and seeing what happens.

[Tray von Gutenberg]

George, at the beginning of the next hour before you take open line calls, could you confirm it is in fact you? That might help clear the air a bit.

I'm allowing for the fact it MAY be Noory - but it could just as easily be Tommy sitting in the control room feeding him the info.

I'll believe when the evidence goes beyond the criteria of a civil matter - I want beyond a reasonable doubt.

But then again, I'm cynical that way - when it involves being fed shit for the past 10 years, and now we're suddenly being offered "nutrition." Metaphor: These are known interrogation tactics - make life hell for the captor, but then offer to be their friend ("caring") to gain their trust to divulge information interrogator wants.

[Roy Hinkley]

Maybe your wit is so dry that the Sahara is afraid to cross you.


But surely you know what the purpose of this forum is? And what is contained in the first several of what is now 1,123 pages in this very thread?

LOL about the dry humor.

Ahh, I see.  I didn't mean the thread.  I know there are several mp3's here and there.  I was meaning it would be great to have a entire audio CD of Snooryisms so they would all be in one place on audio, not textual. 

[Xtreme1]

George, do you know this guy is planning to run for president in 2016? Ask him about that.