George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ziznak]

I wanted to listen to last nights show... but funkys archive has been taken down... cunt channel sent him a CnD

[lonevoice]

Noory has not run Art's bumper music much at all until recently.  Once in a while he's played one of Art's songs, but lets be honest.  It's only been the last few weeks, and the past few nights in particular, that every song is one of Art's.

It shouldn't be so easy to come into this thread and lie to our faces that even Simple George can do it effortlessly.  But, I guess as long as he's getting away with it, he'll keep doing it. 

Thank you, shell88, for plainly stating the facts about this.  Dave knows it, too.  It's not as if he's simply making an honest mistake when he posts so dishonestly.

[lonevoice]

thats the problem Noory

Dave has been clear that no one is to address him by his surname.  Now kiss the ring.

[Morgus]

George has sounded like he has a head cold for the last several days to me.  I think he just meant he's sounding kinda croaky.

earlier in the week, Noory explained he had picked up some bug from flying in a plane.
he should have taken a week off and let a guest host fill in...

[bateman]

I've been following this thread since the night I "coincidentally" tuned into c2c after not listening to it for years.  This caller (Bateman) asked the pinnacle question.  Would gn go on Art's show?  gn's retort apparently has gone viral, and this Thread has gone turbo, Woo-Hoo!

The posts are awesome.  I'm at the point where adult diapers are sometimes necessary as I am laughing so hard.  There is some great stuff here.  I wouldn't be surprised if some of you didn't collaborate and publish portions of this thread.  I know I'd buy a copy.

Keep up the great stuff BellGab Members. 

[ziznak]

It shouldn't be so easy to come into this thread and lie to our faces that even Simple George can do it effortlessly.  But, I guess as long as he's getting away with it, he'll keep doing it. 

Thank you, shell88, for plainly stating the facts about this.  Dave knows it, too.  It's not as if he's simply making an honest mistake when he posts so dishonestly.

I think he kinda did just that man you guys are right.  He's here acting like "what? oh i've always played those songs they were on the list blah blah blah" but I havent heard that velvet morning shit in forever like i did the other night and a ton of other songs that seem like they've had the dust blown off of them.  How could he be so blatant about it... and with US?  of all the people on the planet you'd think he would KNOW that we would KNOW.... George... do you think we're stupid? sup w that?

[shell88]

It shouldn't be so easy to come into this thread and lie to our faces that even Simple George can do it effortlessly.  But, I guess as long as he's getting away with it, he'll keep doing it. 

Thank you, shell88, for plainly stating the facts about this.  Dave knows it, too.  It's not as if he's simply making aat theyn honest mistake when he posts so dishonestly.

Let's all call in and tell him " I really enjoy you playing Art Bell's bumper music now that Art is returning with his own show." Then ask    "Do you give him credit for his good taste in music or do you like to pretend the current crew at your studio has their own unique taste in music?'   
I know how hard it can be for a dog to ignore another dog's mark.  They always have to try and pee up and over it.  George has peed over it but not above it.  Art's scent is still there.

[ziznak]

Let's all call in and tell him " I really enjoy you playing Art Bell's bumper music now that Art is returning with his own show." Then ask    "Do you give him credit for his good taste in music or do you like to pretend the current crew at your studio has their own unique taste in music?'   
I know how hard it can be for a dog to ignore another dog's mark.  They always have to try and pee up and over it.  George has peed over it but not above it.  Art's scent is still there.

this is more like one dog running around with a bottle of another dogs piss trying to pass it off as his own

[starrmtn001]

And what could that movie be called?

"There Once Was Guy Who Sucked So Bad..."

I said book, not movie.  Wait a minute.  Movie,  hhhhhhmmmmm . . . .

[ItsOver]

Dave has been clear that no one is to address him by his surname.  Now kiss the ring.

"That's MR. Dave for yewwww....  Yuh know how I hate when thuh haterz can't even get my name right."

[starrmtn001]

There once was a guy who sucked so bad, there wasn't nothin' he couldn't have.  A radio show a tv show a paid speaker and even more.  He sucked so bad he actually blowed.

This. 

[shell88]

"this is more like one dog running around with a bottle of another dogs piss trying to pass it off as his own"

  Yes, that's much closer to the truth.

[starrmtn001]

Thanks Bateman.  You're my hero.

[MV/Liberace!]

george noory will be appearing on the spec sheet (the podcast i do with themudking) soon.  i'm leaving the country within 10 days, so it'll happen before then.  his appearance will be aired live just as all of our podcasts are, and he'll be taking your calls.   

ufoship.com

[coaster]

Interesting. Looking forward to it.

[Morgus]

george noory will be appearing on the spec sheet (the podcast i do with themudking) soon.  i'm leaving the country within 10 days, so it'll happen before then.  his appearance will be aired live just as all of our podcasts are, and he'll be taking your calls.   

ufoship.com

what concessions did Noory request about the coastgab forum to appear? 
did he say "its time to clean it up now folks?" 

[lonevoice]

this is more like one dog running around with a bottle of another dogs piss trying to pass it off as his own

Like an addict on probation tries to do when subjected to mandatory drug testing.

From following posts here on GNS for the past year, I understand that Dave mostly plays a lot of Frank Sinatra, Elvis, Pat Boone, UFO Phil...crap like that, right?  It's been a long-running joke around here.   Now I'm reading that every single bumper song is one of Art's.   I suppose Art's fans made that easier for Noorie's handlers by sending all the youtube links of Art's songs to Keith for Keith to post on artbell.com. 

Dishonest and lazy. 

[lonevoice]

george noory will be appearing on the spec sheet (the podcast i do with themudking) soon. 

1111     1111    1111   1111

[SaucyRossy]

george noory will be appearing on the spec sheet (the podcast i do with themudking) soon.  i'm leaving the country within 10 days, so it'll happen before then.  his appearance will be aired live just as all of our podcasts are, and he'll be taking your calls.   

ufoship.com

Can you send out a forum wide notice when the date and time is announced?

I can't wait for this haha

[MV/Liberace!]

what concessions did Noory request about the coastgab forum to appear? 
did he say "its time to clean it up now folks?" 

george submitted a list of 34 users he'd like banned.  those accounts will be terminated by 7:22PM today.  sorry, morgus.  you were at the top of the list... but we've gotta get george on the show.

[Nighthawk]

Im exited for tonight. I will be out driving around towards the end of the show. I can't wait till George plays UFO phil. I'm gunna frickin crank it! I only wish George could ask UFO phil to record a new version where George would do a verse. Maybe sing along in the Chorus. I have no CD player in my truck so I am happy I will be able to crank some UFO phil while i'm out driving the Countryside. As I said before I think the opening music should be changed to the UFO phil song. Or at least it should be fit in once a night.

[SaucyRossy]

george submitted a list of 34 users he'd like banned.  those accounts will be terminated by 7:22PM today.  sorry, morgus.  you were at the top of the list... but we've gotta get george on the show.

Well shite.

All hail George!

George, you got some serious cajones to be taking phone calls from BellGabbers. As they say, major props to ya.

Also as a reminder Ladies and Gents 24 DAYS UNTIL ART BELL RETURNS

[SaucyRossy]

Good luck George
Pet Shop Boys - It's A Sin (Bronson movie clip)

[b_dubb]

now that you've got premrads corporate schlong lodged in your throat will there be an ipo? I want to get in in that action. the stock. Not the schlong

[MV/Liberace!]

now that you've got premrads corporate schlong lodged in your throat will there be an ipo? I want to get in in that action. the stock. Not the schlong

uhh, to whom is this addressed?

[ItsOver]

Im exited for tonight....

That's what I'll be doing for C2C tonight.

[SaucyRossy]

She's like 94 years-old now. But back in the day . . . definitely, if you could keep from getting tangled up in the hair and accidently strangled.

Back in the day I would of gladly taken the chance I would be strangled (might of wanted to be strangled a bit) by her.

WOW was she gorgeous.
Crystal Gayle - Ready for the Times to get better

[Sardondi]

george noory will be appearing on the spec sheet (the podcast i do with themudking) soon.  i'm leaving the country within 10 days, so it'll happen before then.  his appearance will be aired live just as all of our podcasts are, and he'll be taking your calls. ufoship.com

Okay, if he admits in the podcast that he is the actual author of every "gnoory" post here, I will stand corrected. (Heck - technically I shouldn't accept that as definitive, since if he was willing to be a part of that kind of effort, what's one more lie?)

But as of now I don't believe it. There's just too much difference between the posts and the 10 years of broadcasts for me to believe I was reading the posts of the genuine George Noory here. The difference is not just in attitude, but tone, style and even grammar, vocabulary and syntax. I still believe "gnoory" was the product of a classic hearts-and-minds op, and that it was very successful. It was probably 2-3 different people. None of whom were the actual George Noory. 

[lonevoice]

george submitted a list of 34 users he'd like banned.  those accounts will be terminated by 7:22PM today.  sorry, morgus.  you were at the top of the list... but we've gotta get george on the show.

Well, that's reasonable enough.  MV, suggest you tell George that if he'll do a PSA for you, live on C2C, like this one, http://tinyurl.com/kgncatq, you'll change the name of this thread to 'George Noory doesn't suck'.    I don't think that's too much to ask.  However, if he wants the name of the forum changed from BellGab back to CoastGab, that should cost him Big Bucks.

Inserting winky here so MV knows I'm just kiddin' with him 

[shell88]

those accounts will be terminated by 7:22PM today.

Why not 7:23 or 24??? why 22?