George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[George Noory]

Yes, I am surprised that you are so interested in the opinions of maybe 29 people when you come on.   You are so Christ-like in your devotion to helping people.  I hope the bear says grace before biting your ass.

No bear will be biting my ass here. Even though I have demonstrated my almost supernatural buffoonery year after year, whenever the common man gets a chance to bath in the light of a celebrity, even one as low as I, they attach their lips firmly to said fat, hairy ass and smooch away. [attachimg=1]

[Meanandnasty]

Fair enough. You should have Graham Hancock on again. Hes my favorite. And it would be a perfect time too considering hes recently published a new book.

Yes, I love Graham Hancock, I am getting ready to read one of his books soon.  He is so knowledgeable and that accent is to die for.

[Meanandnasty]

We coastgab members must be special - we get FREE live chats almost daily now with GN right here, whereas the coast insider subscribers have to PAY for that privilege and they only get a moderated hour chat once a month or so.

We are insync!  That was my thought exactly, this thread is turning into one glorified Noory chat thread, just like the Insiders have. 

[Meanandnasty]

No bear will be biting my ass here. Even though I have demonstrated my almost supernatural buffoonery year after year, whenever the common man gets a chance to bath in the light of a celebrity, even one as low as I, they attach their lips firmly to said fat, hairy ass and smooch away. [attachimg=1]

Do you prefer lipstick or matte finish?

[ItsOver]

We are insync!  That was my thought exactly, this thread is turning into one glorified Noory chat thread, just like the Insiders have.

"I love it when a plan comes together.  Haw, haw, haw...."

[George Noory]

Last nights show, folks. A rare interesting topic. I know it wasn't ticks but what is? Well, after 2 hours of stepping all over the guests responses and Gerald Clark saying a number of times that the Annunaki are STILL here. How do I close the show? I say to Gerald," The title for your next book should be 'The Annunaki are returning'. Only to have the exasperated Gerald Clark say, "I told you they never LEFT".

Oh, what a way to end an interview. Nothing to be embarrassed about there, am I right? Jesus, I'm so fuckin' pathetic.

[McPhallus]

Off to a production meeting. Be well

If you really are George, I will say you have testicles for posting on a relatively open forum such as this.

Thanks for answering my email the other day about Art no longer being mentioned at the closing credits.  Although now I'm hearing his name mentioned again?  Lol.

[bateman]

"I love it when a plan comes together.  Haw, haw, haw...."

Is that a rug? Inquiring minds want to know, George. Indulge the Truth Seekers.

[George Noory]

Do you prefer lipstick or matte finish?

Thanks for asking, Meanandnasty. I prefer it just the way I'm getting it right here on the George Noory Sucks Thread Posters Suck George Noory Thread. Skin to skin. Lips firmly attached to my anus with needle pegged suckage.

[ItsOver]

Is that a rug? Inquiring minds want to know, George. Indulge the Truth Seekers.

"It's thuh real thing.  Jest like me.  Haw, haw, haw..."

[Meanandnasty]

I think it would be interesting to do a show on leeches, as in the kind used in alternative health.  Ticks got two hours, give leeches equal time.

[Meanandnasty]

"It's thuh real thing.  Jest like me.  Haw, haw, haw..."

I thought it was a feather duster!  Ahhhhchoooo.  Damned those allergies.

[ItsOver]

I think it would be interesting to do a show on leeches, as in the kind used in alternative health.  Ticks got two hours, give leeches equal time.

That's a good point.  Politicians are suppose to get equal time on broadcasts .  I certainly don't think we should be discriminating against other parasites.

[PB the Deplorable]

I thought this was one of the most disturbing baby pictures I've seen, if not the most disturbing. 

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[ItsOver]

I prefer the koala.  It's a little less of a clumsy, shameless, obvious attempt to play the "heartstrings."  At least he hasn't resorted to My Little Pony pics, yet.

[aldousburbank]

I think it would be interesting to do a show on leeches, as in the kind used in alternative health.  Ticks got two hours, give leeches equal time.

Hey don't forget medicinal maggotry. (Ahem) I actually worked on a maggot farm.
Really.
I'm not kidding.
This is the right thread for things of this nature, yes?

[SaucyRossy]

Is that a rug? Inquiring minds want to know, George. Indulge the Truth Seekers.

Just because she has brown roots doesn't mean her hair is fake. Jeeeez

[ItsOver]

Hey don't forget medicinal maggotry. (Ahem) I actually worked on a maggot farm.
Really.
I'm not kidding.
This is the right thread for things of this nature, yes?

I'd suggest saving the good stuff for Art to address. 

[bateman]

Just because she has brown roots doesn't mean her hair is fake. Jeeeez

:iseewhatyoudidthere:

Ross, check your PM's

[PB the Deplorable]

... This is the right thread for things of this nature, yes?

Knapp has shows on the plight of wild horses, Noory's show is on the plight of ticks

[aldousburbank]

Tick Talk

[zeebo]

I loved the silver ghost fish in the urinal.

There's a new Syfy movie called Ghost Shark.  Wonder if it's little ghost babies are swimming up into urinals. 

[Meanandnasty]

You know that there are advertisements now on Coast for Therabreath?

How about Tick Tacks as a breath fresheners for that blood sucking experience with the fangs?

I know, baddddd joke, but look what this thread is being descended into.  Just because we have had a Noory invasion, the suck dialogue has went astray. 

Now, back to suck.  Also, he called us suckers, I have a name for Noory, you Coaster. . . .think about that.   All he does is sit.

[zeebo]

MST3K... oh man.  I lived for that show.  I used to watch it with my Nana, who incidentally introduced me to the paranormal.  She tried to instruct me on the finer points of self-induced OBE's, something for which I apparently never had the appropriate discipline. 

The video store here has all or most of the DVDs, though, which is very exciting to me.  I'm wanting to introduce it to my son, but I'm trying to decide where to start.  Horror of Party Beach?

I saw one recently called "Time Chasers".  Truly awful and thus I recommend it.  

[bateman]

You know that there are advertisements now on Coast for Therabreath?

How about Tick Tacks as a breath fresheners for that blood sucking experience with the fangs?

I know, baddddd joke, but look what this thread is being descended into.  Just because we have had a Noory invasion, the suck dialogue has went astray. 

Now, back to suck.  Also, he called us suckers, I have a name for Noory, you Coaster. . . .think about that.   All he does is sit.

I think you've inadvertently come up with a new product for the C2C store.. To compliment this beautiful mug. Only $16.95 + shipping.

http://www.coasttocoastamstore.com/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=50

[Meanandnasty]

Thank you!  Yes, to compliment his beautiful mug.  The Coaster will be adorned with beautiful engravings of the rear, you request who you would like, Producer or host.


I want commission on the sales, due to new product design.

Noory just does not know what he has been missing to not interact with such ingenious posters.

[George Noory]

Tick Talk

LOL.

[Usagi]

It's a wonder how Gnoory showing up here has really sapped my will to care.  I can't even hate anymore.  The amount of stress relief is fabulous.  I live in the land of "whatevs" now.

GNS

9/16

[zeebo]

I am fascinated by some people who do seem to hate so much that they spend endless hours doing so.

Just my thought on this.  There are some people on earth who are true "haters", but please remember there is a very clear line between hate and satire.  Hate is simply lashing out at the world to intentionally hurt the feelings of some perceived foe.  Satire however is a healthy expression of discontent which is not meant to harm, but rather to, in a humorous way, expose the frustrating shortcomings of other people that affect our own life.  In the process this can help diffuse those feelings of disappointment, provide some much-needed laughter, and maybe even help effect change in a positive way.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Just my thought on this.  There are some people on earth who are true "haters", but please remember there is a very clear line between hate and satire.  Hate is simply lashing out at the world to intentionally hurt the feelings of some perceived foe.  Satire however is a healthy expression of discontent which is not meant to harm, but rather to, in a humorous way, expose the frustrating shortcomings of other people who affect our own life in some way.  In the process this can help diffuse those feelings of disappointment, provide some much-needed laughter, and maybe even help effect change in a positive way.

The quickest way to turn someone into a hater is to respond to an email by calling him or her a hater.