George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

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The man's hair is magnificent. Few can compete with Hoagland. Maybe Rense, but I'm not convinced that his is real, though his Noory moustache appears to be genuine.

Donald Trump is a player ......

[bmcintyre]

Enjoy the pit of Noory--->[attachimg=1]

Bring it on baby!

[ItsOver]

Did you collect any wooden nickels today, Jorch?  Haw, haw, haw. 

[bmcintyre]

As far as BSE, I never said it didn't exist. I said it never became a pandemic as it was being presented at the time. I remember the talk of over 400 thousand infected animals being in the human food chain, the indestructability of the prion even by fire, transmission of it to plants (!) and all that. Well, here we are, well past the median incubation period since those shows and it's killed a couple of hundred people. It remains an exceedingly rare disease.

But that wasn't my point. Art must have had, what, 5-10 shows dedicated to that disease? Well, ok, great, but how is it that a segment on tick disease is any different? The only difference I can discern is that George did not end the segment with "We're all gonna die!" to ratchet up the entertainment value. Maybe that's important, I guess, but to me it looks more like an old fashioned double standard being applied. Art would have done a tick segment too.

But, enough about disease, are you going to fellate Dave?

[SciFiAuthor]

I hadn't thought about Trump, but you're right. On the other hand, Trump can spend 4 million dollars on a nice hairdo. Hoagland can't, and still pulls off the magnificence.

Have you ever watched one of his videos? He's like the hypnotoad. Everything he says is blithering nonsense, but you can't not watch and by the end of it you're staring blankly into space chanting "All Glory to the Hoagland".

[George Noory]

Welcome back Jorch!  How was your day?

Hey now. My day was super, of course. Someone asked if my armpits smell better than my breath. Everything smells better than my breath.

Well, only 3 hours and 14 minutes before show prep begins.

[bmcintyre]

I hadn't thought about Trump, but you're right. On the other hand, Trump can spend 4 million dollars on a nice hairdo. Hoagland can't, and still pulls off the magnificence.

Have you ever watched one of his videos? He's like the hypnotoad. Everything he says is blithering nonsense, but you can't not watch and by the end of it you're staring blankly into space chanting "All Glory to the Hoagland".

alas, Noory cannot speak well but he has a good heart.

[George Noory]

Did you collect any wooden nickels today, Jorch?  Haw, haw, haw. 

HAW HAW HAW. That's my weekend gig.  [attachimg=1]

[bmcintyre]

Hey now. My day was super, of course. Someone asked if my armpits smell better than my breath. Everything smells better than my breath.

Well, only 3 hours and 14 minutes before show prep begins.

Enough time to read Fox online and take a dump?

[SciFiAuthor]

But, enough about disease, are you going to fellate Dave?

Pffft, are you kidding? He's a multimillionaire. I'm an author, we live and die by dating meal tickets.

[bmcintyre]

Hey now. My day was super, of course. Someone asked if my armpits smell better than my breath. Everything smells better than my breath.

Well, only 3 hours and 14 minutes before show prep begins.

Brush your teeth.

[bmcintyre]

HAW HAW HAW. That's my weekend gig.  [attachimg=1]

Quite the teddy bear.

[bmcintyre]

Pffft, are you kidding? He's a multimillionaire. I'm an author, we live and die by dating meal tickets.

Well, get some standards for Christ Sake, even if it means missing a meal. He seems like more of a taker than giver anyway, despite what he says.  You will get the short end of the stick, so to speak.

[George Noory]

Brush your teeth.

You Americans and your obsession with personal hygiene. Bizzzarre.

[bmcintyre]

George, what about that Nazi, communist socialist elitist 4-eyed baby?

Now he is going to hang up on me about that.  bastard.

[George Noory]

George, what about that Nazi, communist socialist elitist 4-eyed baby?

I found out that he had an I.Q. above 60, so, ya know, not show material.

[aldousburbank]

alas, Noory cannot speak well but he has a good heart.

Fair enough sayeth I. Weird hair tho.

[bmcintyre]

So George, can I ask you a personal question?

[George Noory]

So George, can I ask you a personal question?

Of course, BM.

[bmcintyre]

Of course, BM.

Haw, Haw, Haw, that's what my Mother calls me too.

Is Tommy a bottomth or topth?

And, I will take my answer off the air.  Have to go to bed now because those cupcakes aren't going to go out and sell themselves tomorrow are they?

[ItsOver]

Jorge, we know you enjoy Chicago dogs.  Can you tell us what you like on your wiener?  Do you also enjoy Hamdingers and, if so, why?

[George Noory]

Haw, Haw, Haw, that's what my Mother calls me too.

Is Tommy a bottomth or topth?

And, I will take my answer off the air.  Have to go to bed now because those cupcakes aren't going to go out and sell themselves tomorrow are they?

I answered this question for you on a previous page. He's a topth.

[George Noory]

Jorge, we know you enjoy Chicago dogs.  Can you tell us what you like on your wiener?  Do you also enjoy Hamdingers and, if so, why?

I don't like anything on my wiener. I'm a bottom.

[zeebo]

Yes, it's all finally becoming quite clear to me Bateman.  Some guy with a 'stache and a bad 'do, who has a chubby assistant, torturing some of us nightly with some new, awful "creation."   Sure, sure, the actual "mad scientist" role has now been contracted out to some guy with great hair who likes to play with old tuning fork watches, but that's just typical for any outfit in these days of corporate restructuring, outsourcing, and downsizing.

But here we are.  All fellow riders on the USS Satellite of Bellgab Love.

"Hmm so you have some complaints about what I've been broadcasting?  Oh please, do tell."

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[ItsOver]

"Hmm so you have some complaints about what I've been broadcasting?  Oh please, do tell."

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"Absolutely not, Sir.  Would you like a Hamdinger?  I know we've got a few extra cases around SOBL somewhere...  Say, Sir, are we ever going to start sharing inventions again, Sir?  The bots were just wondering..."

[ItsOver]

"Here you go, Sir.  We thought we'd take the initiative with the inventions exchange.  We call it the Sanity Operations System (SOS).  The 'Bots believe it'll receive alternative broadcasts which are actually done by a legendary, award winning host who won't make us want to vomit every five minutes.  Not that we don't just love what you come up with, Sir.  We just thought we'd try something a little different.  Man and 'Bot do not live on Hamdingers alone.  I thought the professionally done packaging was a nice extra touch from Gypsy.  What do you think, Sir?"

[bateman]

Ok, this is just BEGGING for Bateman calls..

Thu 08-22 
Haunted Objects

[eddie dean]

"Here you go, Sir.  We thought we'd take the initiative with the inventions exchange.  We call it the Sanity Operations System (SOS).  The 'Bots believe it'll receive alternative broadcasts which are actually done by a legendary, award winning host who won't make us want to vomit every five minutes.  Not that we don't just love what you come up with, Sir.  We just thought we'd try something a little different.  Man and 'Bot do not live on Hamdingers alone.  I thought the professionally done packaging was a nice extra touch from Gypsy.  What do you think, Sir?"

Ha, Ha, MST3K!
I always enjoyed the 1950s PSA shorts they would do.
Like this one, about the importance of body care and grooming.
Tommy might find this helpfull!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE1YQPaAYBM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[onan]

John's on old DJ, I never was...he knows music.
All the current Coast music will stay, its a part of the show

Yeah it is the skeleton of what was once a show. Your co-opting of it demonstrates the true lack of creativity of team noory.

10 years and you still use Art and his creation as a crutch to support your attempt at entertainment.

[zeebo]

"Here you go, Sir.  We thought we'd take the initiative with the inventions exchange.  We call it the Sanity Operations System (SOS).  The 'Bots believe it'll receive alternative broadcasts which are actually done by a legendary, award winning host who won't make us want to vomit every five minutes.  Not that we don't just love what you come up with, Sir.  We just thought we'd try something a little different.  Man and 'Bot do not live on Hamdingers alone.  I thought the professionally done packaging was a nice extra touch from Gypsy.  What do you think, Sir?"

Oh don't you fret about a thing.  I've got some new and improved entertainment which will you make you forget all about those other shows.  See, here's a preview:

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