George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Falkie2013]

Snoory :

" Is death like the dream state ? "

On Madagascar :

" It's on the Eastern side of Africa, in the ocean. "

I don't know where part one is.

Click on the description for the video, I don't know why the picture of the video doesn't show up.

George Noory's Rambling on Coast To Coast Am Part 2

Here Alex Jones calls Snoory great and kisses his ass.

George Noory Calls in during The Alex Jones 2010 Moneybomb Marathon 1/2

" George, let me grovel ! ... "



Snoory's voice sounds a lot different when called Jones than when he's on Coast which is kind of weird.

[bmcintyre]

And he did a show about ticks last night. The excitement never stops.

Ticks are not the only parasites on C2C.

[ziznak]

I find the lady that does mufon radio pretty georgesque.  She's got a very annoying voice tho.  One thing I can say about it george is at least the sound of his voice isn't jarring or anything.  It's pretty much a good standard radio voice.  It's what he says and how he says things that gets out my snot bubbles.

[Roy Hinkley]

I am holding out, hope against hope for Hervé Villechaize.

We'll need a channeller for that one, Tattoo has left the building as it were.

[PB the Deplorable]

Hey George!  Have a good weekend?

Do you like my new avatar? It's a shout out for your abiotic oil theory and how the gas companies hold us hostage.

IIRC it was created after George told the schtory about pulling away from thuh gas station with the hose still attached to his gas tank

[Bart Ell]

George did to Coast to Coast what Pat Boone did to Tutti Frutti.

[bmcintyre]

George did to Coast to Coast what Pat Boone did to Tutti Frutti.

hmm.. are you saying that George bastardized C2C into S4B?

[bmcintyre]

I wish George was here.  I've been stocking shelves all day; it would be nice to hang out together.  Even if he showed me his pus-filled wounds.

[Roy Hinkley]

IIRC it was created after George told the schtory about pulling away from thuh gas station with the hose still attached to his gas tank

Good catch Paper*Boy.  That is the true shtory of why I made this avatar.  I made up the abiotic shtory so as not to shcare Dave away if he was online at the time.

[ziznak]

hehe... I picture all us lil gabbers gathering round the forum waiting.... ANTICIPATING....
when will George appear?? where IS he?  what unhealthy food is he eating?  what silly qweshuns is he askeeeen?

My guess he'll show up while doing his show prep... pretty sure checking in here is part of that "process."

[bmcintyre]

hehe... I picture all us lil gabbers gathering round the forum waiting.... ANTICIPATING....
when will George appear?? where IS he?  what unhealthy food is he eating?  what silly qweshuns is he askeeeen?

My guess he'll show up while doing his show prep... pretty sure checking in here is part of that "process."

I am looking forward to his cheery greeting!

[bateman]

hehe... I picture all us lil gabbers gathering round the forum waiting.... ANTICIPATING....
when will George appear?? where IS he?  what unhealthy food is he eating?  what silly qweshuns is he askeeeen?

My guess he'll show up while doing his show prep... pretty sure checking in here is part of that "process."

I was all set to replace "Charley" with "George" and add a mustache, but then I realized he's already outdone me with his own Late Night Snack book. Jorch, you're one in a million.

[bmcintyre]

I was all set to replace "Charley" with "George" and add a mustache, but then I realized he's already outdone me with his own Late Night Snack book. Jorch, you're one in a million.

He is a sage.

[ItsOver]

Maybe unbeknownst to us our minds are being monitored like the guy on that show.  Maybe someone wants to see how we react to the steady stream of garbled words, jumbled interviews, and carnivora commercials.

Finally, the true reason for Jorch's existence on C2C is revealed.  He's an operative for an evil NSA experiment, contracted out to PremRat, formerly known as Gizmonics Institute.

[ItsOver]

hehe... I picture all us lil gabbers gathering round the forum waiting.... ANTICIPATING....
when will George appear?? where IS he?  what unhealthy food is he eating?  what silly qweshuns is he askeeeen?

My guess he'll show up while doing his show prep... pretty sure checking in here is part of that "process."

I'd say it's a safe bet somebody will be checking in on us tonight.  After all, Jorch did say "somebody has to keep an eye on us." 

[bmcintyre]

hmm.. are you saying that George bastardized C2C into S4B?

S4B = Shit for Brains

[SciFiAuthor]

The bullshit does annoy me too SciFi. I can also see that this thread was originally set up just to slag George off as much as possible by people who really do not like his show. Now George has entered the scene I find it quite entertaining.
I think George is okay. I appreciate him saying he will try and engage with the guests more.

George, do you really believe anything Bruce Goldberg says?

I just hate people that complain but don't believe in solutions either. It reminds me of my ex.

Positive comment about Noory for the day: Under his tenure, C2C has the best weekend hosts it's ever had. George Knapp rocks, and Wells has the best set of pipes on the radio and captures 85% of the feel that Art brought to the show. I did not like Whitley Strieber during the Dreamland days and Ian never resonated with me (though I do wish him well in dealing with his tinnitus problems).

Positive comment about Hoagland for the day: David Icke has found no evidence to suggest that he is a reptilian.

[bmcintyre]

I just hate people that complain but don't believe in solutions either. It reminds me of my ex.

Positive comment about Noory for the day: Under his tenure, C2C has the best weekend hosts it's ever had. George Knapp rocks, and Wells has the best set of pipes on the radio and captures 85% of the feel that Art brought to the show. I did not like Whitley Strieber during the Dreamland days and Ian never resonated with me (though I do wish him well in dealing with his tinnitus problems).

Positive comment about Hoagland for the day: David Icke has found no evidence to suggest that he is a reptilian.

Perhaps you should start a warm and fuzzy, "I like Sniffing George's Armpit" thread

[ItsOver]

As I've mentioned, I like to think of this fun and growing thread as our internet version of MST3K for Jorch.  Our own little sewage processing plant.

This is the perfect description.

Yes, it's all finally becoming quite clear to me Bateman.  Some guy with a 'stache and a bad 'do, who has a chubby assistant, torturing some of us nightly with some new, awful "creation."   Sure, sure, the actual "mad scientist" role has now been contracted out to some guy with great hair who likes to play with old tuning fork watches, but that's just typical for any outfit in these days of corporate restructuring, outsourcing, and downsizing.

But here we are.  All fellow riders on the USS Satellite of Bellgab Love.

[karios8]

Perhaps you should start a warm and fuzzy, "I like Sniffing George's Armpit" thread

I wonder if it smells better than his breath?

Does anyone remember the show late spring/early summer where he was getting pissed at the guest because the guest kept trying to elaborate on what he was talking about but George said they didn't have enough time for that and there were more topics that they needed to touch on?  I know that basically sums up every show but Jorchie explicitly told the guest he can't elaborate, they are moving on a few times.  I'll look into it and see if I can get us some clips if nobody remembers.

[Roy Hinkley]

Positive comment about Hoagland for the day:

I think Dick's hair looks like a nice big wispy cloud formation.  I don't know clouds very well - would it be a cumulus cloud?

[Roy Hinkley]

Yes, it's all finally becoming quite clear to me Bateman.  Some guy with a 'stache and a bad 'do, who has has a chubby assistant, torturing some of us nightly with some new, awful "creation."   Sure, sure, the actual "mad scientist" role has now been contracted out to some guy with great hair who likes to play with old tuning fork watches, but that's just typical for any outfit in these days of corporate restructuring, outsourcing, and downsizing.

But here we are.  All fellow riders on the USS Satellite of Bellgab Love.

These were my two theories as to why we are blessed with Dave Noorie from a few pages ago:

1.  The Bumbling Detective Theory:

Hiring Dave was one of those attempts to destroy something that actually had the exact opposite effect.  In other words, someone wanted to ruin C2C, for some unknown reason, so they hired an Inspector Clouseau character to single-handedly deshtroy it.  In his bumbling way, in a Bizarro-world way, just the opposite happened because the audience had been so dumbed-down, it did not work.  The powers that be said, "Hmmm, okay, let's just leave it alone for now."

2.  The Johnny Bravo Theory:

They just needed a warm body.  PremRat was simply looking for the cheapest seat-warmer they could find to be a corporate yes-man.  Why was Dave hired - "The suit fit."

[SciFiAuthor]

You can fellate Dave all you want thats fine by me. Quacks as facts SUCKS, period. Big disasters as entertainment, no one would ever go see a movie with big disasters in them. Hollywood would go broke without disaster films. You sure ur a SciFi writer??

To add if I really wanted to know about diseases/sickness I don't want to get it from C2C under Art or Noorie, as I would never take C2C as a serious medical resource.

As far as BSE, I never said it didn't exist. I said it never became a pandemic as it was being presented at the time. I remember the talk of over 400 thousand infected animals being in the human food chain, the indestructability of the prion even by fire, transmission of it to plants (!) and all that. Well, here we are, well past the median incubation period since those shows and it's killed a couple of hundred people. It remains an exceedingly rare disease.

But that wasn't my point. Art must have had, what, 5-10 shows dedicated to that disease? Well, ok, great, but how is it that a segment on tick disease is any different? The only difference I can discern is that George did not end the segment with "We're all gonna die!" to ratchet up the entertainment value. Maybe that's important, I guess, but to me it looks more like an old fashioned double standard being applied. Art would have done a tick segment too.

[ACE of CLUBS]

What if .....
Premiere Radio searched for a host for their then 'new paranormal radio show.  A pompous buffoon who would grasp at the opportunity to advertise himself.

Premiere Radio could sign the said buffoon to a 'long term contract' ..... not so much a high paying contract, but the prestige of being employed in a very public post.

The producers Tom / Lisa are the 'real' high paid employees, the handlers ... their job is to make the buffoon look good, keep him on track, stroke the buffoon's massive ego, keep him crowing about the 'long term contract', keep him feeling important.

Tom and Lisa combined are the Edgar Bergen .... managing the buffoon Charlie McCarthy

[George Noory]

Perhaps you should start a warm and fuzzy, "I like Sniffing George's Armpit" thread

Enjoy the pit of Noory--->[attachimg=1]

[SciFiAuthor]

I think Dick's hair looks like a nice big wispy cloud formation.  I don't know clouds very well - would it be a cumulus cloud?

The man's hair is magnificent. Few can compete with Hoagland. Maybe Rense, but I'm not convinced that his is real, though his Noory moustache appears to be genuine.

[ItsOver]

What if .....
Premiere Radio searched for a host for their then 'new paranormal radio show.  A pompous buffoon who would grasp at the opportunity to advertise himself.

Premiere Radio could sign the said buffoon to a 'long term contract' ..... not so much a high paying contract, but the prestige of being employed in a very public post.

The producers Tom / Lisa are the 'real' high paid employees, the handlers ... their job is to make the buffoon look good, keep him on track, stroke the buffoon's massive ego, keep him crowing about the 'long term contract', keep him feeling important.

Tom and Lisa combined are the Edgar Bergen .... managing the buffoon Charlie McCarthy

Kind of like this?

[Bart Ell]

hmm.. are you saying that George bastardized C2C into S4B?

c2c is as interesting and relevant as Napster 2.0

[bmcintyre]

I wonder if it smells better than his breath?

Does anyone remember the show late spring/early summer where he was getting pissed at the guest because the guest kept trying to elaborate on what he was talking about but George said they didn't have enough time for that and there were more topics that they needed to touch on?  I know that basically sums up every show but Jorchie explicitly told the guest he can't elaborate, they are moving on a few times.  I'll look into it and see if I can get us some clips if nobody remembers.

He is selling that bad breath stuff.  And, if you log into their website, you can receive coupons for up to $10.00 off.  Remember a couple of days ago, he told us that he recommended that one of his staff take those with her to the Meet and Greets to pass on to those with bad breath.   Available at Walmart, CVS, and Walgreens  Da da, da, da, da, next up...

[ItsOver]

Enjoy the pit of Noory--->[attachimg=1]

Welcome back Jorch!  How was your day?