George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[SciFiAuthor]

I loved the Hale-Bopp ride with Art.  It was some of the best entertainment he ever did.  Man he drove that story a long way and kept it suspenseful and interesting throughout.  People didn't want that ride to end it was so good.

Ok. Apply it to the reality of Hale-Bopp and the show. A religious cult committed suicide and the world didn't end; in other words the night after night broadcasts of those days were entertainment, and proved to be bullshit. Well, ok, but we think Noory is worse because he thinks Turmeric might have a positive effect on health?

Some of you guys have some really screwy priorities when judging radio shows.

[aldousburbank]

I am holding out, hope against hope for Hervé Villechaize.

Weird, cuz that was my next guess (heh) after Keanu. Seriously.

[Catsmile]

George Noory is starting to play all of Arts favorite songs.  He never use to play these songs - just recently I've noticed him peeing all over Art's songs - like a dog marking territory.  That's not nice George - you don't have to steal Art's songs to be accepted.  You have to be unique and interesting though.

Clashic Noorie thinks I listened to C2C for the music bumpers. Yeah I'll tune in again just for those great bumpers.

[WhosURmama]

George Noory is starting to play all of Arts favorite songs.  He never use to play these songs - just recently I've noticed him peeing all over Art's songs - like a dog marking territory.  That's not nice George - you don't have to steal Art's songs to be accepted.  You have to be unique and interesting though.

Once a fraud, always a fraud.

[aldousburbank]

Some of you guys have some really screwy priorities when judging radio shows.

Hey, somebody just got a clue. Boom! Welcome to the party. Got a light?

[PrairieGhost]

I predict the moon will explode tomorrow but since I mentioned it on here it probably won't happen.

[shell88]

Ok. Apply it to the reality of Hale-Bopp and the show. A religious cult committed suicide and the world didn't end; in other words the night after night broadcasts of those days were entertainment, and proved to be bullshit. Well, ok, but we think Noory is worse because he thinks Turmeric might have a positive effect on health?

Some of you guys have some really screwy priorities when judging radio shows.

  The reality is Art Bell is a very bright entertainer nothing more and nothing less. 
Tumeric  is a very powerful herb.  I don't disagree with that at all.

[WhosURmama]

Back to Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the nausea is returning from the stink in here.

[George Noory]

at least try and make your posts funny when you submit them.

A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!"

Any good?

[aldousburbank]

  The reality is Art Bell is a very bright entertainer nothing more and nothing less. 
Tumeric  is a very powerful herb.  I don't disagree with that at all.

AND portals exist for sure cuz i hit my head on those shits at least once a week.

[Catsmile]

Ok. Apply it to the reality of Hale-Bopp and the show. A religious cult committed suicide and the world didn't end; in other words the night after night broadcasts of those days were entertainment, and proved to be bullshit. Well, ok, but we think Noory is worse because he thinks Turmeric might have a positive effect on health?

Some of you guys have some really screwy priorities when judging radio shows.

You can fellate Dave all you want thats fine by me. Quacks as facts SUCKS, period. Big disasters as entertainment, no one would ever go see a movie with big disasters in them. Hollywood would go broke without disaster films. You sure ur a SciFi writer??

To add if I really wanted to know about diseases/sickness I don't want to get it from C2C under Art or Noorie, as I would never take C2C as a serious medical resource.

[MV/Liberace!]

A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!"

Any good?

definitely better.

[George Noory]

definitely better.

Now, MV, does this funny post rule apply to everyone or just me? And did you see the punch line to the first joke and did you think that was funny?

[MV/Liberace!]

Now, MV, does this funny post rule apply to everyone or just me? And did you see the punch line to the first joke and did you think that was funny?

just my opinion.  not everything that comes out of my hole should be interpreted as a rule, precedent, dictate, or edict.  sometimes i do express opinions on things as a regular human being.

[Xtreme1]

Some of you guys have some really screwy priorities when judging radio shows.

Boy that's the pot calling the kettle black.

[Catsmile]

just my opinion.  not everything that comes out of my hole should be interpreted as a rule, precedent, dictate, or edict.  sometimes i do express opinions on things as a regular human being.

At least you are not a human bean.

[shell88]

George will you ask this worker of the light lady If light would exist if there was no darkness?
While your at it would you please tell her it's healthier and more productive to pray for dead people, rather than speak too them.

[George Noory]

just my opinion.  not everything that comes out of my hole should be interpreted as a rule, precedent, dictate, or edict.  sometimes i do express opinions on things as a regular human being.

But what about this joke;

Guy says "I made five hundred sixty four dollars and five cents tonight sucking cock". Friend asks, "Who gave you the five cents?  Guy says, "All of them".

Do you think that's funny?

[aldousburbank]

George will you ask this worker of the light lady If light would exist if there was no darkness?
While your at it would you please tell her it's healthier and more productive to pray for dead people, rather than speak too them.

Cool post.

[MV/Liberace!]

But what about this joke;

Guy says "I made five hundred sixty four dollars and five cents tonight sucking cock". Friend asks, "Who gave you the five cents?  Guy says, "All of them".

Do you think that's funny?

i find it revolting and harmful.  to the children.  and stuff.

[aldousburbank]

But what about this joke;

Guy says "I made five hundred sixty four dollars and five cents tonight sucking cock". Friend asks, "Who gave you the five cents?  Guy says, "All of them".

Do you think that's funny?

Probably at least as funny as this related species of joke-
On the television telethon two young ladies present the emcee with a 5 gallon jar full of dollar bills for the cause. "My goodness," dude sez to one of the girls, "Did you hoard all this money by yourself?" 
"Well my sister whored half of it!"

[George Noory]

Probably at least as funny as this related species of joke-
On the television telethon two young ladies present the emcee with a 5 gallon jar full of dollar bills for the cause. "My goodness," dude sez to one of the girls, "Did you hoard all this money by yourself?" 
"Well my sister whored half of it!"

That made George laugh. Thanks Aldous.

Here we are on a thread that invites ridicule of the most immense buffoon that parades his unintentional hilarious self nationwide 5 nights a week. If ya can't have a laugh here about that where can you? My buffoonery is the show. Amazing that people actually take anything else seriously.

[aldousburbank]

That made George laugh. Thanks Aldous.

Here we are on a thread that invites ridicule of the most immense buffoon that parades his unintentional hilarious self nationwide 5 nights a week. If ya can't have a laugh here about that where can you? My buffoonery is the show. Amazing that people actually take anything else seriously.

Your suckiness has totally brought us together as a... Well some fucking thing. Thanks dude.

[George Noory]

Your suckiness has totally brought us together as a... Well some fucking thing. Thanks dude.

LOL. Thanks my friend. That means a lot coming from a dude playin' a dude who's playin' another dude. Let's put the past behind us and work together to make this the best doggone George Noory Sucks thread that it can be. Let's not waste this golden opportunity.

[ziznak]

this thread is definitely more exciting than the space cadet poor jorchy has to deal with tonight.

[aldousburbank]

Wow, just heard what could be George's all time most stewpit question:
"Where does god fit into all this?" 
Allright, even lucifer just turned off the radio.

[lonevoice]

As far as the Fantastic Forum, look, the operator of the thing died and it had to reinvent itself when the host it was dedicated to wasn't on the air. Nothing will survive that.

Isn’t it shtrange how Jorch posted almost exactly the same thing last week?

Those two forums? Nice people but when the FF's Shirley and Linnea passed, it too slowed. Imaginative worlds dont know.

Dave Noorie knows that isn’t true, and the defenders of Julie’s dad should know it too.  Linnea passed away in April of 2011.  Yet, here is Dave Noorie’s on-air fundraising plea, in 2004, asking listeners to donate money to FF because it was failing:  http://www.seti-teamartbell.com/FFPlug110504.mp3.  It’s ironic that he credits FF with telling him what they’d like him to do to improve too. 

Although the original FF equivalent of “George Noory Sucks” was deleted by the owners in 2003, a few lingering critics resurrected it in 2006, (after George gave Spike Mike $500, causing the daily C2C listening thread to disappear in 2005)  It’s titled “Nooryisms” and you can find it here:  http://www.fantasticforum.com/1res/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20764&perpage=15&pagenumber=1.  You’ll see that George was still posting in that thread too, and that nothing we say about him in GNS is anything he hasn’t heard before; many times over for many years.

If you think we just need to accept his sincerity in coming here because he wants to improve, and we need to be more polite to him because of that, here’s the FF forum equivalent from 2006, titled “Constructive Criticism Without Rancor”.  You’ll note that George was posting in that thread too:  http://www.fantasticforum.com/1res/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24813&perpage=15&pagenumber=1.

Why has George never posted in his own fan forums:  FF2, Imaginative Worlds, and the original coast to coast am forum?  Why did he target only FF, and now BellGab?  Because the original FF was the most active Art Bell fan forum on the internet.   It's heir apparent is BellGab.  It's not about George wanting to silence his critics, nor is it about George wanting anyone's advice about how to improve.  It's about killing Art Bell forums at critical points in Art's career.   I'm confident that MV isn't about to let that happen here.

[aldousburbank]

Let's put the past behind us and work together to make this the best doggone George Noory Sucks thread that it be.

And let's make sure while we're at it that we put the future in front of us, and the present somewhere in the middle.

[Catsmile]

Wow, just heard what could be George's all time most stewpit question:
"Where does god fit into all this?" 
Allright, even lucifer just turned off the radio.

Dave must get a little bonus in his check each time he mentions any or all of the following during an "interview", ghost, angels, demons, God, devil, portals, turmeric. Sure I'm missing a few feel free to add to the list.

[George Noory]

And let's make sure while we're at it that we put the future in front of us, and the present somewhere in the middle.

You've got that right, my friend. No----------------doubt--------------about it.