George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[shell88]

  He'd be a good kindergarten teacher.

[Morgus]

Noory has an 'instagram' feed now and has some new photos there.
This new photo has some comments and one of them plugs 'bellgab.com'   
http://instagram.com/p/dBkMKNHX9v/#

[Sardondi]

This thread is called:

GEORGE NOORY SUCKS: DEFINITIVELY

Not let's discuss how to make George Noory Not Suck???

Okay, this "definitively" that George is sucking: is that the thing that is just posterior to the Islets of Langerhans?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Okay, this "definitively" that George is sucking: is that the thing that is just posterior to the Islets of Langerhans?

Laptop screen: meet iced tea.

[shell88]

No it's sucking the wind out of intelligent comments and observations.  Something as popular as a lead balloon.  Maybe sucking his thumb too while he's at it.  Or maybe sucking up to one who has zero quality control measures.

[ItsOver]

Yep, most likely in another 10 years Noory would get even worse, just like the last 10 years.
Another MO for Noory at the FF years back was to have one of his daughters infiltrate that forum under an alias 'Julie' who used posts there to defend him.
Perhaps one of his daughters has posted here as well under another alias?  We could call a troll by the name 'Julie'

Here you go, Morgus.  Just for you.    And in honor of BellGab.com for serving us as the internet MST3K for C2C hosts that suck.

"I'm not Dave.  I am Julie.  I take care of the PremRat Master's place while Dave is away."

[shell88]

  I don't normally enjoy what amounts to insulting anyone on forums, but I take great pleasure in speaking the truth about George Snoring.  How they could find anyone so incompetent after having Art for so many years remains a complete mystery to me.   May be that's why I keep tuning in from time to time - to keep checking to see if it's true.  It's still hard to believe after all these years that they still have this guy "hosting" C2C when he clearly doesn't know what his guests are talking about.  It's a mysterious puzzle.
There will be no more puzzle when Art returns.
 

[ponyboysunset]

Dear George -

After that whole "harmness is a word" debacle, you will never gain my respect.

As a librarian, I sent you a very nice email explaining that "harmness" is not a word. I sent the email after you asked listeners if harmess was indeed a word. The answer is no - it is not. In return, you replied by sending me an extremely rude and obnoxious email, and in doing so, you also called me a "hater." You called me a "hater" because I was giving you correct information? If that's the case, then I'm proud to be the President of the George Noory Haters Club/Midwest Division.

I am a writer. I also edit the work of other writers all day long, and as part of my job, I communicate with people on a daily basis. In fact, most of my day is spent online, forming working relationships with people I have never met. If I were to respond to emails I receive in the same manner that you seem to do, I would have lost money, time and resources, as well as a staff of writers a very long time ago.

Since you are not answering hard pressed and intelligent questions that some members of this forum are putting to you, it's my opinion that you are here simply to cover your ass.  You're just here to smooth things over without really doing anything at all - kind of like that night job you have.

You sir, could take a few lessons in humility and professionalism.

That is all.

Love love love!

[Jesus Undercarriage]

   Count me as someone who occasionally listens to C2C but hates Noory.
You see there is a difference between the show (paranormal topics) and the current host who in this case is a complete and utter failure. I listen now and then in-spite of Noory. I listen sometimes because occasionally there is a topic or guest I think might be interesting.
  Noory has repeatedly shown himself to be an inept idiotic moron who should be replaced as host of C2C. There is no hypocrisy in hating Noory and still liking C2C.

I see your point, fair enough.

This thread is called:

GEORGE NOORY SUCKS: DEFINITIVELY

Not let's discuss how to make George Noory Not Suck???

Yeah but it's boring hearing one person after another make the same point and then say George Sucks, it's like a big love in for 12 year olds.

Yep, most likely in another 10 years Noory would get even worse, just like the last 10 years.
Another MO for Noory at the FF years back was to have one of his daughters infiltrate that forum under an alias 'Julie' who used posts there to defend him.
Perhaps one of his daughters has posted here as well under another alias?  We could call a troll by the name 'Julie'

Oooh oooh ooooh what a good idea, you are so clever and mature.

I don't recall off hand when the show aired, but I do remember being really pissed off after receiving his email - and obviously I'm still mad about it.  For the record, I did not offer a follow-up response. I just let it go. After all, you can't polish a turd.

I will try to hunt down the email. Maybe if I can't find it, George can dig it up.  Perhaps he would like to share it with everyone?

As far as listening to Coast to Coast, I had not listened for months - probably for at least a year - and just happened to tune in during the "harmess" show. What a mistake. It made me remember why I stopped listening in the first place. I have not tuned in since, and don't intend to ever again.

Thanks, that would piss me off too, I'd love to see what George replies to people who make suggestions through email.

How many people here troll for George even though they know he sucks?  What is wrong with you people?

I don't hate him or anyone for that matter, it's funny watching you though.

Interesting how some Jorch "groupies" are just now showing-up, the same time frame Jorch shows up on, off all things, the GNS thread.  Could it be a "coishedence?"  I wonder why they don't start a "Jorch ain't so great, but he could be!!!" thread and see how that Venus fly trap grows.

I showed up here after hearing a caller on the show ask George if he would be on Art Bells new show and then George's abrupt answer. I searched the web and was brought here to find it was a poster on this thread that made the call! When I found George was posting too, it was like a car crash I had to keep watching, for a while at least.

[ItsOver]

....I searched the web and was brought here to find it was a poster on this thread that made the call! When I found George was posting too, it was like a car crash I had to keep watching, for a while at least.

Sounds like you're starting to "get it." 

[shell88]

Looks like you  still are here.  Your in a hotbed of Art Bell fans still mourning over the tragedy of his show slowly being butchered.
Please show some respect.

[Bart Ell]

Hope you all had a great weekend.
Be well.
GN

I was jumping over chairs and knocking them over with my back feet. That's got to be the worst luck I've ever heard of... in a very long time.

Not buying it? You dont have to youll only believe what you want to. I see hard data all the time.

Coast to Coast AM is the world's largest radio program of it's kind in this country

Yup, there are some words I just wont say or type. I guess Im old school

Let me tell you even I have learned some things here I didn't know about. Someone showed me how to copy and paste in the computer, because I kept typing the same thing over and over again.

DEC 21...I have always felt and still do that we are in for a major solar event and that is what the Mayans were trying to convey.

Well, with prophecy you got to see what happens. I truly believe there are other solar systems out there. I really do. I don't believe in coincidences, There are no coincidences, Coincidences don't exist.

Why did I show up when I did? Because one of you invited me to defend myself

What I do is create an aura of mystery... 

As for the children stories....they are REAL tragic stories that need to be told. We dont sensationalize them. And to me there's nothing sadder.

A story is worth a thousand words.

[ziznak]

Noory has an 'instagram' feed now and has some new photos there.
This new photo has some comments and one of them plugs 'bellgab.com'   
http://instagram.com/p/dBkMKNHX9v/#

thank you morgus... I'm off to harvest heads

[PB the Deplorable]

... When I found George was posting too, it was like a car crash I had to keep watching, for a while at least.

Well then you've answered your own question.


By the way, is that pronounced 'Hey-Seuss', or 'Gee-Zuz'?

[Catsmile]

from: SciFiAuthor on Today at 12:07:35 AM

    and if 1/200th of George's listenership knew this was going on, this forum would grow exponentially over a matter of days. It pays to remember that.

Jeorgch has done a few shout outs for http://coastgab.com/ , at different times on C2C. Looks like Jeorgchs shout outs suck just like he does, don't see any extra traffic.
Fact is looks like traffic may be down a bit.
But let rumors spread of Art Bell coming back and watch the hits add up.

When you preach to your fanbase that the Gov. is going to put you in FEMA camps, and computers are part of how Thu Beast tracks you down... you sell your computer to afford hand crank radios, and dehydrated food, sitting in a self dug bunker, or hide under your bed. Bet it's a bitch to use a computer under the bed. It'sh a post-9/11 world after all.
Maybe his fans are not computer literate.
I'm frankly stunned that they are phone literate enough to call his show. 
Amazing how a lot of the shows dovetail with their ad space, the show sounds like one long ad. Bet Georgch is proud of that fact.
Thatsh good ol' Jeorgch living up to his handle "The Night Hawker". Reap what you sow, Dave.
IMO

[ItsOver]

.... I don't believe in coincidences, There are no coincidences, Coincidences don't exist...

"It's just a coincidence I believe there are no coincidences." - Dave Noorie

[Catsmile]

Interesting how some Jorch "groupies" are just now showing-up, the same time frame Jorch shows up on, off all things, the GNS thread.  Could it be a "coishedence?"  I wonder why they don't start a "Jorch ain't so great, but he could be!!!" thread and see how that Venus fly trap grows.

Speaking of Venus fly traps, don't forget-ur Carnovera that's C-A-R-O-V-E-R-A, carnovera is a pair-full way to modulate my wallet folks.

[Catsmile]

  He'd be a good kindergarten teacher.

Would you really want him to be a round your little child?
I'd fear what he has is catching.


Seems our new member Jesus is ever so aptly named, as they are on the cross for Not Art Bell.

[CampsieNP]

Dave as a kindergarten teacher.
He would be first to volunteer for playground-duty just hoping to see a little 5 year old kid fall off  the top of the monkey-bars.

[ACE of CLUBS]

SciFiAuthor ....... many posts/pages of what George does poorly. Mediocre is excellence in George's eyes. The list of George's shortfalls is long, very long.  You've defended George to a degree ....

Question(s) for you: ...... In your opinion, 'what does George do well'?  As a listener, 'what endears George to the C2C audience'? Please be specific if you choose to answer .....

The Macarena Man

[Roy Hinkley]

  He'd be a good kindergarten teacher.

Only for a class of maimed or evil students.

[CampsieNP]

SciFiAuthor ....... You've defended George to a degree ....

Question(s) for you: ...... In your opinion, 'what does George do well'?  As a listener, 'what endears George to the C2C audience'? Please be specific if you choose to answer .....

I would guess, as his family member, she is hoping to be remembered in his will when the estate is divvied up.

[aldousburbank]

Speaking of Venus fly traps, don't forget-ur Carnovera that's C-A-R-O-V-E-R-A, carnovera is a pair-full way to modulate my wallet folks.

Maybe this is more of a "things that annoy you" post, but what cracks me up is that their hideous spots stake the efficacy of their product on the notion that Pres. Reagan scored a sack. WTF?

[SciFiAuthor]

This is the FUCKING INTERNET.

Do you realize this is not a corporate controlled board?? If you and George can't handle the people who attack and "hate" then why even come here.

This thread is literally called George Noory Sucks...

Yes, this is the internet. I never said it was a corporate controlled board. In fact, I'm glad it isn't. What I said is that about 75% of the posters acted completely retarded when they had a chance to potentially affect the show for the better. There is nothing, and I mean nothing, worse in this world than someone that has a gripe but doesn't want a solution either.

Now, I don't mean you, I was very careful in separating the wheat form the chaff and putting in words like "75%" and "Most, but not all", so don't freak out. I'm aiming mostly for the trolls, truth be told.

[Roy Hinkley]

Yes, and there were a number of us who directed Dave to the same eight to ten questions and concerns we had with Dave's style of interviewing and doing the show.  All went unanswered.

[Roy Hinkley]

Great - shpearchul communication tonight.  He hasn't had that kind of show on in forever.  :

[ItsOver]

Maybe this is more of a "things that annoy you" post, but what cracks me up is that their hideous spots stake the efficacy of their product on the notion that Pres. Reagan scored a sack. WTF?

The Carnivora commercials are some of the lamest I've ever heard.  What exactly does "he used it successfully mean?"  He managed to remove the cap from the bottle and choke down a few capsules? Noory sounding like a third grader reading from a script sure helps the ad.

[Roy Hinkley]

The Carnivora commercials are some of the lamest I've ever heard.  What exactly does "he used it successfully mean?"  He managed to remove the cap from the bottle and choke down a few capsules? Noory sounding like a third grader reading from a script sure helps the ad.

Also (and I mean no disrespect for a former president), but do they really want to push the Reagan aspect and how it helped taking Carnivora, when the poor guy ended up with Alzheimer's later in life??

[SciFiAuthor]

I don't understand what it is you are not getting.  Everything you've said about the posts here are demonstrably false.  Because of that, and since so many of the new posters have turned out to be trolls, I suspect this is the case with you as well.   

Demonstrate it. I read up for a good hundred pages. It's all there and I'm confident in what I said. As far as me being a troll, well, you know, that's the usual canned way of dismissing people you disagree with, but it's without substance in this case. If you read carefully what I said, it wasn't even original. There were 3 or 4 people that said the same thing before I did.


"Yes, there were a few attacks, not all that many considering the name of the thread, and it was only a few posters."

I'd say more than a few, but remember, I used phrasing like "75%" and "Not everyone" on purpose.

"If George wanted to change and become a better interviewer, he would have long ago.  People already know he is not capable of it and doesn't care anyway.  He did absolutely nothing to convince anyone otherwise.  He didn't even try to.  He didn't bend over backwards asking for constructive criticism, he ignored it when he got some."

I already cut and pasted a veritable plethora of statements from George that suggested strongly that he was looking for constructive criticism. If he ignores the constructive criticism, well, then you'll be proven right. That doesn't mean that it's smart to shut everything down right off the bat assuming as a ground rule that no improvement can be made. That's a failure in logic.

"Have a nice lunch, Tommy."

Paranoia. I'm open about who I am, contact me privately and I'll give you all the information you want. Hell, I'll comp you an e-book on Amazon. I really am exactly what I say I am, a third rate sci-fi author (#42,881 most popular author on Amazon this week!) that has no connection with Premier or George Noory that believes an opportunity was blown to improve C2C for no reason. Those that did that should be pointed at and called stupid, because it's a stupid move no matter how you cut it. 

"Next time you're pretending to be a writer, try to remember that writers read a lot and read with comprehension.  If you weren't a troll, you would have had a better grasp of the posts you are commenting on."

Look, I can go back and cut and paste a metric buttload of stuff that backs up what I said. I think you'd have a bit more of a problem. If we have to engage in that, I'm up for it, but only if it's necessary for both of us to waste the time doing it. Just read upwards, it's all there. I'm well justified in what I'm saying. 

[ItsOver]

thank you morgus... I'm off to harvest heads

Hahaha...."Jeepers Creepers..where'd you get..."