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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

WhosURmama

Quote from: PrairieGhost on August 21, 2013, 10:55:44 PM
Why does he never dig deep into the interesting calls? It's so frustrating!
Why don't all of you show him how it's done.  Maybe one of you could invite him to your GNS chat room and give him pointers if he shows.  Or write him emails waiting for his response.  Or tell him to pray for your pet, that will waste some of the mundane air time he sucks up.  That's it!  Maybe you can suck up to him or even suck him.  At least mail the poor Joe a nickel.

WhosURmama

Quote from: WhosURmama on August 21, 2013, 10:54:48 PM
GEORGE NOORY SUCKS GEORGE NOORY HAS ALWAYS SUCKED  GEORGE NOORY WILL ALWAYS SUCK

Trust mama.  1100 'almost' pages of suck.  There has been a good 100 of them kissing gnoory ass.


lonevoice

Damn.  Peeping Tommy at 10:53.  I bet he's wearing an overcoat.


SnapT

George playing "Highwayman" now?

Must be hoping he'll be reincarnated as Art Bell...

Morgus

Quote from: WhosURmama on August 21, 2013, 11:04:07 PM
Maybe one of you could invite him to your GNS chat room and give him pointers if he shows.
Noory already signed up as a member here a week ago and posted and joined in this thread several days in the past week. Lots of pointers were given to him then.

Morgus

Quote from: SnapT on August 21, 2013, 11:13:24 PM
George playing "Highwayman" now?

Must be hoping he'll be reincarnated as Art Bell...
Noory has annoying been playing more of the special Art Bell signature bumper music since Art's new show was announced.
They are probably trying to lay claim to as much of the bumper music selections as they can so if Art plays any of them they will claim he is copying them...

WhosURmama

Quote from: Morgus on August 21, 2013, 11:14:28 PM
Noory already signed up as a member here a week ago and posted and joined in this thread several days in the past week. Lots of pointers were given to him then.
No way.




Morgus

Quote from: WhosURmama on August 21, 2013, 11:17:52 PM
No way.
yes way. just read the past 100 pages or so of this thread and look for a poster with the username 'GNoory'

Looking at the memberlist under GNoory:
Gnoory
Date Registered:
    August 12, 2013, 08:43:27 PM
Last Active:
    Today at 10:53:30 PM

So Noory logged on here to monitor us about 1/2 hour ago...

PrairieGhost

Is anyone following this guy? I'm totally lost. It seems this is all over the place.

WhosURmama

Quote from: Morgus on August 21, 2013, 11:25:55 PM
yes way. just read the past 100 pages or so of this thread and look for a poster with the username 'GNoory'
Bravo! Well then??? Did you stop him from sucking?

Heather Wade

Quote from: PrairieGhost on August 21, 2013, 11:27:09 PM
Is anyone following this guy? I'm totally lost. It seems this is all over the place.

He's starting points and not finishing them.  I hate that.

WhosURmama

Or at the very least, blame his guests?

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: PrairieGhost on August 21, 2013, 11:27:09 PM
Is anyone following this guy? I'm totally lost. It seems this is all over the place.

His nervous laugh is really annoying too.

Roy Hinkley

Yeah George, people drink liquid gold - you think your pizza rolls burned your mouth, wait til you drink gold!

SaucyRossy

Quote from: WhosURmama on August 21, 2013, 11:04:07 PM
  Or tell him to pray for your pet, that will waste some of the mundane air time he sucks up.

Did some one else ask him to pray for their cat or dog of are you talking about me. Poor Goatsy is starting to do better.

Just remember DO not GOOGLE the name GOATSY.


PrairieGhost

Quote from: WhosURmama on August 21, 2013, 11:30:53 PM
Or at the very least, blame his guests?

Noory sounds annoyed with his guest. This is totally on the guest but George needs to take control at this point.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: PrairieGhost on August 21, 2013, 11:37:40 PM
Noory sounds annoyed with his guest. This is totally on the guest but George needs to take control at this point.

Yeah, I don't see this one making the full three hours - at all.

PrairieGhost

Quote from: SaucyRossy on August 21, 2013, 11:36:55 PM
Did some one else ask him to pray for their cat or dog of are you talking about me. Poor Goatsy is starting to do better.

Just remember DO not GOOGLE the name GOATSY.

I Just looked it up because that's what people do when you say don't look. Thank you for that scar I will carry for the rest of my life!

Maxwell

George has a question about the Sumerians.

Catsmile

Quote from: Maxwell on August 21, 2013, 11:50:02 PM
George has a question about the Sumerians.


I was thinking along the lines of, "Do they call them Sumerians because they only liked summer?" ???

Renaldo

Quote from: lonevoice on August 21, 2013, 10:35:29 PM
From reading the comments here last night, I didn't even know the topic was lyme disease.  I just remember someone posting that Dave asked the guest if bedbugs could be in any other kind of furniture.  Hahaha.

hahahaha I'd love it if the guest said, "No Dave, that would make them couch bugs..."

lonevoice

Quote from: Maxwell on August 21, 2013, 11:50:02 PM
George has a question about the Sumerians.
Oh my!  Gotta give Dave credit for learning how to breathe without a functioning brainstem.  Thanks, Maxwell.

ziznak

Hate to admit it but I love me some Annunaki and Nibiru shit.  I also really love how everybody that claims they can read the sumerian tablets has little or no training in that shit... Grandpa Sitchin had the schooling but we all know he was making half of that shit up.  This guys an electrical engineer?  Not that he isn't smart enough but... cmon?  How come we never hear from some real deal heavy hitting scholars about Enlil and all of that juicy rape and seed swapping?  Seems like those who followed in Sitchins footsteps really just noticed how many books the guy sold and decided to follow suit and exploit his already primed audience.

I could see it rivaling star wars if it was done right cinematically.

kinda disappointed tho... haven't heard George say "Bean" yet? wtf

ACE of CLUBS

Playing Art's bumpers .....
Showing 'real class' George ......

You'll always be second rate ......
Aspire to mediocrity.

ziznak

dude just said he read some of George's work!! He means Jorch's Eye Pad by PB right?? Kinda funny his guest has probly done more show prep than he has.

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