George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[lonevoice]

Ok, this is just BEGGING for Bateman calls..

Oh, I do hope so!   You're long overdue.  Hmmm...an antique vacuum tube radio that suddenly starts playing SiriusXM channel 104...

[bateman]

Oh, I do hope so!   You're long overdue.  Hmmm...an antique vacuum tube radio that suddenly starts playing SiriusXM channel 104...

I was thinking something more juvenile, along the lines of a toilet that mysteriously clogs, reminding me of dear departed Fat Uncle Bart.

[ItsOver]

I was thinking something more juvenile, along the lines of a toilet that mysteriously clogs, reminding me of dear departed Fat Uncle Bart.

How about a haunted urinal with ghost fish in it.  Of course, you have to refer to the urinal as a "male liquid waste receptacle" to keep it clean for Jorch.  Don't want to offend the cat ladies.

[SciFiAuthor]

The urinal fish was the weirdest damned call I've heard on coast in years.

[lonevoice]

I was thinking something more juvenile, along the lines of a toilet that mysteriously clogs, reminding me of dear departed Fat Uncle Bart.

Nice youtube to go along with that! 

Do you know it's him because of the smell of rancid Chicago-style beef hot dogs?

[ItsOver]

Oh don't you fret about a thing.  I've got some new and improved entertainment which will you make you forget all about those other shows.  See, here's a preview:

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"Thank you, Sir.  That looks like a....uh...errr... "something shpeshial."  Crow just swallowed our last can of Drano, Servo's OD'd on Hamdingers, and Gypsy just shot herself out the escape hatch.  Take care, Sir!"

[SaucyRossy]

I was thinking something more juvenile, along the lines of a toilet that mysteriously clogs, reminding me of dear departed Fat Uncle Bart.

And George suddenly decides to take NO calls tonight. haha

Bateman I wub you.

[ItsOver]

Ha, Ha, MST3K!
I always enjoyed the 1950s PSA shorts they would do.
Like this one, about the importance of body care and grooming.
Tommy might find this helpfull!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE1YQPaAYBM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

You're right!  Those ancient shorts were sometimes the most hilarious part of the show.  Remember the GM salesman training video?

[Roy Hinkley]

You're right!  Those ancient shorts were sometimes the most hilarious part of the show.  Remember the GM salesman training video?

Hired! (1941) Chevrolet Car Sales Training and Motivation Film

[ItsOver]

Hired! (1941) Chevrolet Car Sales Training and Motivation Film

Hahaha...good job, Roy!  Do we have to wake up Uncle Thadeus for another seance tonight to call out Jorch?

[Spinner]

In case anyone missed it earlier:

Isn’t it shtrange how Jorch posted almost exactly the same thing last week?
Dave Noorie knows that isn’t true, and the defenders of Julie’s dad should know it too.  Linnea passed away in April of 2011.  Yet, here is Dave Noorie’s on-air fundraising plea, in 2004, asking listeners to donate money to FF because it was failing:  http://www.seti-teamartbell.com/FFPlug110504.mp3.  It’s ironic that he credits FF with telling him what they’d like him to do to improve too. 

Although the original FF equivalent of “George Noory Sucks” was deleted by the owners in 2003, a few lingering critics resurrected it in 2006, (after George gave Spike Mike $500, causing the daily C2C listening thread to disappear in 2005)  It’s titled “Nooryisms” and you can find it here:  http://www.fantasticforum.com/1res/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20764&perpage=15&pagenumber=1.  You’ll see that George was still posting in that thread too, and that nothing we say about him in GNS is anything he hasn’t heard before; many times over for many years.

If you think we just need to accept his sincerity in coming here because he wants to improve, and we need to be more polite to him because of that, here’s the FF forum equivalent from 2006, titled “Constructive Criticism Without Rancor”.  You’ll note that George was posting in that thread too:  http://www.fantasticforum.com/1res/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24813&perpage=15&pagenumber=1.

Why has George never posted in his own fan forums:  FF2, Imaginative Worlds, and the original coast to coast am forum?  Why did he target only FF, and now BellGab?  Because the original FF was the most active Art Bell fan forum on the internet.   It's heir apparent is BellGab.  It's not about George wanting to silence his critics, nor is it about George wanting anyone's advice about how to improve.  It's about killing Art Bell forums at critical points in Art's career.   I'm confident that MV isn't about to let that happen here.

Thank you, lonevoice, for this post.

[ItsOver]

Hot dogs!  Get yer Chi-town all beef dogs here!  Fixed jest thuh way yuh like 'em ! Chicago style!!



It's a big, hot, and juicy wiener!

[Roy Hinkley]

Hahaha...good job, Roy!  Do we have to wake up Uncle Thadeus for another seance tonight to call out Jorch?

Yes indeedy - in fact, let's pull out all the stops and use the WeeGee board that Jorch is so afraid of!

[lonevoice]

In case anyone missed it earlier:


Thank you, lonevoice, for this post.

You're welcome, Spinner.  Some of the posts in those two linked threads are pretty funny, too.  They read exactly as though they could have been posted in our GNS thread today, which cracks me up.  Ten years of suck, indeed, and Dave Noorie posting in all of them.   

[Roy Hinkley]

Hot dogs!  Get yer Chi-town all beef dogs here!  Fixed jest thuh way yuh like 'em ! Chicago style!!



It's a big, hot, and juicy wiener!

Christian Wilde is a gonna' be pissed at Dave for not eating heart healthy and eating... its PIG!

[lonevoice]

It's a big, hot, and juicy wiener!

I can sure see how that would clog up Bateman's toilet.   

[Heather Wade]

Aww, the Annunaki again?!?
I'm sure Nooron will shock us once again with his insights.

[eddie dean]

You're right!  Those ancient shorts were sometimes the most hilarious part of the show.  Remember the GM salesman training video?

I don't remember that one. I'm going to see if it's on YT.
I liked the "Chicken of Tomorrow" and the one about a cheating and/or lying teenager.
The disembodied head of the "cheaters" teacher, would  haunt him in his sleep!
Maybe the teen was little Georgie!
Side splittingly hilarious!

[Spinner]

George Noory is starting to play all of Arts favorite songs.  He never use to play these songs - just recently I've noticed him peeing all over Art's songs - like a dog marking territory.  That's not nice George - you don't have to steal Art's songs to be accepted.  You have to be unique and interesting though.

Really. I'm glad I don't listen to the show, otherwise hearing them would have made my blood boil.
Yet another reason why George Noory Sucks
The man has no shame.

[ItsOver]

Christian   ;)Wilde is a gonna' be pissed at Dave for not eating heart healthy and eating... its PIG!

Just follow it with a nice Turmeric and Carnivora chaser.  Ummm, Ummm, good!

[ItsOver]

I don't remember that one. I'm going to see if it's on YT.
I liked the "Chicken of Tomorrow" and the one about a cheating and/or lying teenager.
The disembodied head of the "cheaters" teacher, would  haunt him in his sleep!
Maybe the teen was little Georgie!
Side splittingly hilarious!

Roy just posted the link for it.  It's the Chevy salesman training video.  Oh, yeah, the teenager one!  I need to pull out my old MST3K videos.  I haven't watched any in awhile.  Now that was talent!

[bateman]

I can sure see how that would clog up Bateman's toilet.   

Uncle Bart was a real rascal. He'd clog it up real good & then scoot out the door.

[eddie dean]

Roy just posted the link for it.  It's the Chevy salesman training video.  Oh, yeah, the teenager one!  I need to pull out my old MST3K videos.  I haven't watched any in awhile.  Now that was talent!

yeah I remember that one now!
I  bought a few volumes of MST3K DVD collection awhile back but they are not cheep!
I recorded  8 or 9  episodes on VHS tape (yeah, I know, old school), when it ran on the Sifi channel. I wish I recorded more because a lot of episodes can't be sold due to copywrite issues.

[bateman]

If anyone wants to hear some Classic Bateman calls, they can be found here and here.

[lonevoice]

Uncle Bart was a real rascal. He'd clog it up real good & then scoot out the door.

I hope someone will get an mp3 of it for all the non-listeners.  Looks like ol' Dave has been lulled into a false sense of complaceny, believing that he's become our GNS BFF, making ohm-pen lines safe from that Bateman hooligan.  He hasn't even been lurking during the show this week.  Surprise!

[ItsOver]

yeah I remember that one now!
I  bought a few volumes of MST3K DVD collection awhile back but they are not cheep!
I recorded  8 or 9  episodes on VHS tape (yeah, I know, old school), when it ran on the Sifi channel. I wish I recorded more because a lot of episodes can't be sold due to copywrite issues.

I'm old school, too.  Of all things, I still have an antique Panasonic VHS player which still works great and some old VHS releases of MST3K.  I may have to pop "Manos" in the old player this weekend for a few laughs.   My next favorite is "Mitchell."  Joe Don Baker... "belch...."

P.S. - Nope, no 8 track player.  It's long gone.

[ItsOver]

I hope someone will get an mp3 of it for all the non-listeners.  Looks like ol' Dave has been lulled into a false sense of complaceny, believing that he's become our GNS BFF, making ohm-pen lines safe from that Bateman hooligan.  He hasn't even been lurking during the show this week.  Surprise!

Same commitment to "thuh haterz" as to C2C.   Such a shame.

[Spinner]

Ok, this is just BEGGING for Bateman calls..

Darn. You're going to make me listen to the show.
Please call in early, so that I won't have to suffer too long.

[Roy Hinkley]

Oh, Dave managed to get a good maiming story in - lady died who had her arm bitten off by a shark. 

[Roy Hinkley]

I think Dave has a crush on Katherine.  With this glamour shot of her, can't say as I blame him...

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