George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I was listening to see if George/Dave would mention Art Bell as part of his closing line, but my brain woke me an instant after he finished.  I really don't think he did say the magic words, but I could be wrong.  Morgus, did you hear?

Edit:  Well, Ward, I guess that's 2 of us that say he did not.  Wow!

I was kind of like you Scully, listening but not absorbing.

That guest was really turned me off.

[Scully]

I was kind of like you Scully, listening but not absorbing.

That guest was really turned me off.

LOL, GFP.  Nothing really new about that for me, but I knew I didn't hear "Art Bell".  I believe the last name he gave was George Knapp. Wonder if he'll be the next name to be dropped from the lineup. 

[WOTR]

- Despite Jorch's 10 years in the C2C driver's seat, the announcement still calls Art "radio's master of the paranormal." Ouch.

10 years is fitting.  We can all simply refer to this as the lost decade of paranormal radio...

Did I mention that D.Noory sucks?

[Art_s Farts]

I listened last night for about 10 minutes to see if Dave and/or his lissnurs would mention Art. One exchange went like this:

Dave : "So guest(don't know or care to know his name), why does blah, blah, blah,blah,blah?

Guest : Because blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Dave : "Yeah, that's right"

What do you mean that's right you dumb sonofabitch. You just asked the guy because you didn't know and he gave you the answer.

[expat]

Noory last night:
My Mom had one of them Maytag washing machines, you know, with a big rolling pin...

The washer made piecrust??? Fucking amazing...

(I think he meant a wringer(US)/mangle(UK))  **eyeroll**

[nooryisawesome]

One of Dave's smarter groupies just phoned in:

I heard Obama is planning to spend 700 million dollars on promoting ObamaCare.  Aren't there only a little over 300 million people in America?  Well.. unless my math is really bad.. isn't that 2 million dollars per person?

Oh and then dave agreed with them.

[nooryisawesome]

Also dave thinks you shouldn't swim in lakes.

[VtaGeezer]

I suffered through Hour 1 with that a-hole Celente to hear if Noory would be man enough to mention Bell's announcement about SiriusXM.  Nada.  Make that two a-holes.  Some posted earlier that Knapp was listed to host.  Earlier, I noted that there was no host mentioned in the nightly preview.  Was George off and rushed back in a panic when the Bell announcenment looked like it was coming?  Certainly some at PRN knew the announcement was near.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Georgie ....... now knows what 'pucker' means.

Hang on George! ..... you're gonna' take a ride.

Big contract George ?  ....   Maybe 'not so big' now.

[ItsOver]

Also dave thinks you shouldn't swim in lakes.

I wish Dave would go jump in a lake.

[El Kragen]

I was reading a thread on Art's come back on different message board and saw this gem:

From: alkysmurf
Posted: 28 minutes ago

I prefer Greg nory (sp?)

[lava filling]

I was reading a thread on Art's come back on different message board and saw this gem:

From: alkysmurf
Posted: 28 minutes ago

I prefer Greg nory (sp?)

That's just George's well-known humility showing. 

[ItsOver]

I was reading a thread on Art's come back on different message board and saw this gem:

From: alkysmurf
Posted: 28 minutes ago

I prefer Greg nory (sp?)

Maybe that's just Dave Noorie's "other name."  You know, like "Carlos Danger."

[Morgus]

He did not thank art.

verified.
Noory now only ends his thank list with George Knapp and John B. Wells
Apparently he has now officially removed Ian and Art from the list... 

[steve0suprem0]

just wanted to share this with you, from reddit. /u/Dylan_Ram_Brick posted this in response to why everyone hates dave:

"Art's demographic was the technophile X files fan. Guy beteen 15 and whatever with an interest in fringe tech and science.
George's demographic is women over 12, no not age that's number of cats."

i thought it was pretty great, hope you all do too.

[lava filling]

just wanted to share this with you, from reddit. /u/Dylan_Ram_Brick posted this in response to why everyone hates dave:

"Art's demographic was the technophile X files fan. Guy beteen 15 and whatever with an interest in fringe tech and science.
George's demographic is women over 12, no not age that's number of cats."

i thought it was pretty great, hope you all do too.

Yep.  That about sums it up.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm betting igNoory will mention Art's new show tonight.  They probably just needed some time to spin it properly and write it on George's cue cards.

[nooryisawesome]

I'm betting igNoory will mention Art's new show tonight.  They probably just needed some time to spin it properly and write it on George's cue cards.

Nope they will want coast listners in the dark about it. Premier's ground zero will be in direct competition with arts show.

[onan]

I look forward to the day when this thread is dust laden and even us haters no longer care.

[ItsOver]

The pace on this thread has slackened, as it creaks toward 1000 pages of suckage.  Unfortunately, Dave Noree's suckage is as bad as ever.  I guess Dave is impervious to "constructive criticism."

[eddie dean]

I look forward to the day when this thread is dust laden and even us haters no longer care.

I second that!
My guess is the middle of September!

[ItsOver]

Nooree Who?  Nooree Who?

[Ruteger]

Is it just me or does the whole "Dave" thing seem kinda lame? QUIT IT! It's not funny nor does it makes sense from a comical perspective. 

[nooryisawesome]

Dave has a reincarnation person on tonight.. Oh great.

I hope we get another Dont swim in lakes or maytag washer type refrence tonight.

[onan]

Is it just me or does the whole "Dave" thing seem kinda lame? QUIT IT! It's not funny nor does it makes sense from a comical perspective. 

It makes perfect comic sense, on several levels.

[VtaGeezer]

just wanted to share this with you, from reddit. /u/Dylan_Ram_Brick posted this in response to why everyone hates dave:

"Art's demographic was the technophile X files fan. Guy beteen 15 and whatever with an interest in fringe tech and science.
George's demographic is women over 12, no not age that's number of cats."

i thought it was pretty great, hope you all do too.

Excellent

[NowhereInTime]

Is it just me or does the whole "Dave" thing seem kinda lame? QUIT IT! It's not funny nor does it makes sense from a comical perspective. 

You don't get it, so ignore it, Tommy.  Dave Noorie Sucks.

[Kingdom of Nye is Back]

How great is this .... WANNA TAKE A RIDE!

[VtaGeezer]

Nope they will want coast listners in the dark about it. Premier's ground zero will be in direct competition with arts show.

More current Coast listeners than the CG posters realize will ask "Art Who??"

[UnscreenedCaller]

I look forward to the day when this thread is dust laden and even us haters no longer care.

I believe sometime around 12 midnight EST, I turned a corner and no longer care how much Nooreee sucks! Glory Halleluiah, I'm cured! CURED! The deaf can walk and the lame shall hear again! It's a mirable! And it's all due to Jorge and turmeric!