George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

So what do Playedians call their planets ? And don't say Jasoom.
You guys notice how these hacks never mention things like that. It should be second nature to them.

[zeebo]

I heard a skeptic saying once how it's weird the way aliens always seem to come from cool stars like the Pleiades, or Arcturus, or Vega.  It's never like some boring red dwarf called e.g. S835737-8 Beta.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Vanishing silver. Okay Dave, you're only 17 years too late. :

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Okay, that's enough for me. My bi-yearly reminder why I don't listen to Dave has served it's purpose. Shit, I think my IQ just dropped 20 points.
One nice thing about analog radios, a half of a second and a dial twist later, and you have instant idiot removal from accosting your ears.
Later Guys.

[loveslibraries]

Heard they'll give you free breadsticks if you bring someone from paranormaldate.

I miss your thoughtful mouse face!

[ItsOver]

...Chocolate flavored broccoli sounds interesting, but for now, I'll take mine with melted Colby, please.   

Sounds like an opportunity for Reese's.  Broccoli with a peanut butter core.  Make mine DARK chocolate flavored, please.

[ItsOver]

Just hope they don't take my beloved garlic-roasted brussels sprouts...

Brussels sprouts?  I just use the "nuclear strike" option for all things food.  Bacon.  It would make soggy cardboard a delicacy.  Lots of bacon.  Maybe some quality smoked sausage, too.

[albrecht]

Ha! Good spot!! Disappeared off the Coast website, and when I found the event online and followed the link to Ticketmaster.....just a page saying 'Event Cancelled'. No takers st $102 a ticket, perhaps?

And did he really open the show by saying he's going to interview an ET?? With three heads, possibly?

That 3 headed person gag that Norry used that time (or maybe more than once) was so ridiculous. Especially when he made one of the heads black. And some callers actually bought it. I recall some lady called in weeks later commenting how amazing that show was and she told friends about it and if Norry had any update on the situation (I think Norry was saying they were going to operate or something.)

[ShayP]

That 3 headed person gag that Norry used that time (or maybe more than once) was so ridiculous. Especially when he made one of the heads black. And some callers actually bought it. I recall some lady called in weeks later commenting how amazing that show was and she told friends about it and if Norry had any update on the situation (I think Norry was saying they were going to operate or something.)

Even more ridiculous was when one of the heads died.  The middle one.  Only the female head and black one survived.  Noory had them back in the studio to talk about what it was like to have to live with the dead guy in the middle.  Ridiculous isn't the word.  The whole skit was dumb and not funny.  Nonetheless Noory feels no shame and will do anything he thinks is entertaining.

[albrecht]

Even more ridiculous was when one of the heads died.  The middle one.  Only the female head and black one survived.  Noory had them back in the studio to talk about what it was like to have to live with the dead guy in the middle.  Ridiculous isn't the word.  The whole skit was dumb and not funny.  Nonetheless Noory feels no shame and will do anything he thinks is entertaining.

That is right. I forgot about that follow-up show. Geez, Noory is so clever and inventive. I wonder if he is going to trot it out again this year?

[ItsOver]

Even more ridiculous was when one of the heads died.  The middle one.  Only the female head and black one survived.  Noory had them back in the studio to talk about what it was like to have to live with the dead guy in the middle.  Ridiculous isn't the word.  The whole skit was dumb and not funny.  Nonetheless Noory feels no shame and will do anything he thinks is entertaining.

Jorch's sense of humor ranks up there with a skateboarding, pimple-faced punk kid.  The lamer the better for Jorch.  I suppose he'll be doing the three-headed shtick again for April Fool's day.  :  Anything to entertain doofus.



Jorch, as the "dead-head" middle one.

[GravitySucks]

Even more ridiculous was when one of the heads died.  The middle one.  Only the female head and black one survived.  Noory had them back in the studio to talk about what it was like to have to live with the dead guy in the middle.  Ridiculous isn't the word.  The whole skit was dumb and not funny.  Nonetheless Noory feels no shame and will do anything he thinks is entertaining. Tommie prints onto a 3x5 card.

FIFY

[ShayP]

That is right. I forgot about that follow-up show. Geez, Noory is so clever and inventive. I wonder if he is going to trot it out again this year?

Jorch's sense of humor ranks up there with a skateboarding, pimple-faced punk kid.  The lamer the better for Jorch.  I suppose he'll be doing the three-headed shtick again for April Fool's day.  :  Anything to entertain doofus.

Oh yeah!  Didn't you think it was odd that the black head of the trio was named 'Bo Bo.'   Gimme a break!  :  *sigh* 
 

[PChirp]

Sounds like an opportunity for Reese's.  Broccoli with a peanut butter core.  Make mine DARK chocolate flavored, please.

Experienced the white chocolate Reese's cups but not had the opportunity of indulging in the dark.  Methinks I would like very, very much--broccoli be damned.   

[Dr. MD MD]

Maybe they just think some of us are too demanding and are waiting for us to evolve to the point where we no longer need broccoli.

They're just waiting for you to pull your head out of your ass but they see you encouraging others to do so and they just figure there's no hope for us. Keep cynically cheerleading for the deep state. They LOVE that! 

[loveslibraries]

No, that's Trump.

Their natal horoscopes are very similar.

[loveslibraries]

Their natal horoscopes are very similar.

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

[zeebo]

Tonite we have:

Professionally trained psychic medium Christian von Lahr will discuss his ongoing work exploring direct communication with the Nature People. 

I definitely remember him from previous appearances - I think he'll probably talk about the 'fairy folk' like the one pictured above. 

[zeebo]

I miss your thoughtful mouse face!

Thanks LL, hehe I'll return to my normal self, at some point after I've recovered from tonite's revelries.

[zeebo]

Brussels sprouts?  I just use the "nuclear strike" option for all things food.  Bacon.  It would make soggy cardboard a delicacy.  Lots of bacon.  Maybe some quality smoked sausage, too.

I just had some bacony goodness the other day, and laughed at this particular brand's slogan:  "Bacon:  The secret ingredient to everything."

[ItsOver]

I just had some bacony goodness the other day, and laughed at this particular brand's slogan:  "Bacon:  The secret ingredient to everything."

Ha!  A gourmet meal for me would be a waffle with crispy bacon at my favorite Waffle House.  For some reason, it's really clean, the service is good, and the grill cooks are first rate.  Very puzzling.

[ItsOver]

Experienced the white chocolate Reese's cups but not had the opportunity of indulging in the dark.  Methinks I would like very, very much--broccoli be damned.   

Dark chocolate and peanut butter.  Go for it.  I just had some of the little mini ones.

[albrecht]

Tonite we have:

Professionally trained psychic medium Christian von Lahr will discuss his ongoing work exploring direct communication with the Nature People. 

I definitely remember him from previous appearances - I think he'll probably talk about the 'fairy folk' like the one pictured above. 

Yep, he will no doubt: gnomes, sprites, leprechauns, fairies, etc. I recall his other appearances also. Was not impressed though his picture on the C2C website is hilarious.
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/guest/von-lahr-christian/7339

"Dr. [sic]* Christian Toren von Lähr a leading Clairvoyant, doctor of Metaphysics and spiritual existence, and a media host."
http://www.mystoftheoracle.christiantoren.com/WEB/MAINPAGES/Media.htm

* Doctor of Metaphysical Science ― University of Metaphysics

[Morgus]

Is tonight's guest the guy who raises Unicorns?

[NoMoreNoory]

Oh God. I'd forgotten we get Christian Wilde's appalling mangling of Danny Boy to close proceedings tonight.

[NoMoreNoory]

Mish Shedlock sounds like he's had a few too many green beers tonight.

[zeebo]

Is tonight's guest the guy who raises Unicorns?

No I think that's that wizard dude, who wears a cape as I remember.  This guy hangs out with forest gnomes and such.

[NoMoreNoory]

Is tonight's guest the guy who raises Unicorns?

No. That was some hippy wizardry guy - I forget his name, but remember pictures of him in gown and pointy hat with his one-horned goats.

[zeebo]

No. That was some hippy wizardry guy - I forget his name, but remember pictures of him in gown and pointy hat with his one-horned goats.

I think he wore a magic talisman or circlet, like in Skyrim.

[NoMoreNoory]

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