George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[JesusJuice]

According to Wikipedia she had an affair when her children were young.  It only last 2.5 years, but it broke up the children's family, her family.  So much for "pretty, and FUN".

You only live once.

[zeebo]

You only live once.

Whoever was with Liz in her prime for 2.5 years was definitely living. 

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

Should we even react to this anymore? He literally  tries to squeeze  both these topics  into every show.

I guess you have a point. It's kind of like a turd saying "I just came out of a big, brown George Noory and when that sweaty, hairy George Noory pinched me off I splashed straight into the Coast to Coast AM, and as I floated in that oval Coast to Coast, I stared up at that throbbing, pulsing George Noory as it opened and closed and wondered if a pizza roll was going to fly out and land on my face next." Know what I mean?

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

"We're almost out of time midget but I want you to give us a paraphrase of the next couple of years."

Ummm... a "paraphrase" of the next few years? You idiot.

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

Guestasshole: "Actually, at family reunions I'm kind of known for doing a great Stan Friedman impression..."

Wow... now THAT sounds like a fun group.

[Jojo]

^^ I had to turn that off instantly.  Now, what I would like to hear, in excruciating detail, is the misery visited upon the S.O.B. responsible for doing such a thing.

I stuck my fingers in my eyes and wiggled them to generate noise.  Didn't have to hear the obscenity.

[Jojo]

I guess you have a point. It's kind of like a turd saying "I just came out of a big, brown George Noory and when that sweaty, hairy George Noory pinched me off I splashed straight into the Coast to Coast AM, and as I floated in that oval Coast to Coast, I stared up at that throbbing, pulsing George Noory as it opened and closed and wondered if a pizza roll was going to fly out and land on my face next." Know what I mean?

Yes.

[zeebo]

Oh boy, that awkward moment when you just told George a story, but his next 3x5 card is gonna still ask you about that same story.  :

[loveslibraries]

there's an animated .gif, that very precisely answers your implicit query, which I am not answering you with an informative link, because I hope that every living being that uses hyperlinks to communicate, dies in a fucking fire.

I MEAN IT.


Meanwhile, were you saying something? I don't care. Fuck off, and die screaming.

Why do you care one way or the other that his comments are noticed to be missing?  What's it to you?

[loveslibraries]

Whoever was with Liz in her prime for 2.5 years was definitely living.

And while her children lived out of backpacks like nomads between homes, hopefully in the same school district.... at least it was good for her.  If she wasn't faking.

[MV/Liberace!]

there's an animated .gif, that very precisely answers your implicit query, which I am not answering you with an informative link, because I hope that every living being that uses hyperlinks to communicate, dies in a fucking fire.

I MEAN IT.

It's better to communicate through flowers.

Cough.

[PaulAtreides]

In my opinion, Noory is a narcisistic sociopath.

No, that's Trump.

[NoMoreNoory]

A touching moment entering the third hour last night as Joorch wishes Tommee a Happy Birthday and thanks his faithful servant for 15 years of, bondage, I mean service. Even here, his linguistic wheels failed to find any traction on the skid-patch that is the English language for Joorch. He tried without success to find something meaningful or sincere to say about Tom (who's being rewarded by getting to spend ten hours flying over America with Doctor Sky. 'Say hello to St Louis and Detroit and my mom' urged Joorch), and introduced the whole thing with this bizarrity: '...and as the clock ticked, it's time to wish producer Tom Danheiser a happy birthday'.

It sounds like a new daytime soap, doesn't it? As The Clock Ticked.

[ItsOver]

According to Wikipedia she had an affair when her children were young.  It only last 2.5 years, but it broke up the children's family, her family.  So much for "pretty, and FUN".

Shit, if I looked like Elizabeth Montgomery, I'd be having an affair every other day. 

[ItsOver]

Case in point: he just trotted out his tired old line that 'we're working on a bunch of goodies' for Coast Insiders'. Yeah, right. Remember George Time?

He follows that by trailing his Lunch With George which, he said, will be 'this coming Thursday, March 30th, just a few weeks away now.' Moron can't even read a calendar now. This coming Thursday will be the 23rd: the 30th exactly two weeks away.

- GNS

Jorch is just glad it's March.  "Feb, Feb, Feb..."

[diowulf]

And while her children lived out of backpacks like nomads between homes, hopefully in the same school district.... at least it was good for her.  If she wasn't faking.

Yep. Selfish

[diowulf]

A touching moment entering the third hour last night as Joorch wishes Tommee a Happy Birthday and thanks his faithful servant for 15 years of, bondage, I mean service. Even here, his linguistic wheels failed to find any traction on the skid-patch that is the English language for Joorch. He tried without success to find something meaningful or sincere to say about Tom (who's being rewarded by getting to spend ten hours flying over America with Doctor Sky. 'Say hello to St Louis and Detroit and my mom' urged Joorch), and introduced the whole thing with this bizarrity: '...and as the clock ticked, it's time to wish producer Tom Danheiser a happy birthday'.

It sounds like a new daytime soap, doesn't it? As The Clock Ticked.

I couldn't bear to listen due to the subject matter. Thanks for this recap

[Dr. MD MD]

No, that's Trump.

Run out of Playdoh, snowflake? 

[Dateline]

Norry, why was the May 6, 2017 live show cancelled?

[NoMoreNoory]

Norry, why was the May 6, 2017 live show cancelled?

Ha! Good spot!! Disappeared off the Coast website, and when I found the event online and followed the link to Ticketmaster.....just a page saying 'Event Cancelled'. No takers st $102 a ticket, perhaps?

And did he really open the show by saying he's going to interview an ET?? With three heads, possibly?

[Dateline]

Ha! Good spot!! Disappeared off the Coast website, and when I found the event online and followed the link to Ticketmaster.....just a page saying 'Event Cancelled'. No takers st $102 a ticket, perhaps?

And did he really open the show by saying he's going to interview an ET?? With three heads, possibly?

I thought it was too expensive.  Imagine if you want to take a friend or a date. 

Everyone's money is going for supplements and storable food.

[zeebo]

Heard they'll give you free breadsticks if you bring someone from paranormaldate.

[JesusJuice]

The second half guest is claiming to be an actual E.T. Ian Punnett once interviewed a guy that said he was a horse and it was pretty good. The first time. The second time not so much. If you have a good host, roleplaying can be fun. Let's see if Noory is up to the challenge.

[zeebo]

So far George is doing ok w/ E.T.-man.  I do want to hear more about his 'home planet'.  But I am annoyed as the message is always the same with these aliens.  They're here supposedly to 'raise consciousness', whatever that means, and then once we reach some vague threshold of awareness, then they may take a more prominent role in 'guiding' us forward, but for now they can't 'interfere'.   :

There's never anything specific we need to do like solving some great physics equation, or discovering some truth about ourselves, or making the ultimate cheeseburger.  And they never offer us anything specific like an endless renewable energy source or warp drives or broccoli that tastes like chocolate.

[zeebo]

Lol George is re-telling his story of predicting other planets but not being believed by his elementary school science teacher.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Lol George is re-telling his story of predicting other planets but not being believed by his elementary school science teacher.

Dave: "I was right, I was right"   LOL

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

So far George is doing ok w/ E.T.-man.  I do want to hear more about his 'home planet'.  But I am annoyed as the message is always the same with these aliens.  They're here supposedly to 'raise consciousness', whatever that means, and then once we reach some vague threshold of awareness, then they may take a more prominent role in 'guiding' us forward, but for now they can't 'interfere'.    :

There's never anything specific we need to do like solving some great physics equation, or discovering some truth about ourselves, or making the ultimate cheeseburger.  And they never offer us anything specific like an endless renewable energy source or warp drives or broccoli that tastes like chocolate.

That's because every one of those fuckers is trying to push us towards a hive mind mentality and trans-humanism - cleverly disguised as spiritual awakening. 
Chocolate flavored broccoli sounds interesting, but for now, I'll take mine with melted Colby, please.   

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

So far George is doing ok w/ E.T.-man.  I do want to hear more about his 'home planet'.  But I am annoyed as the message is always the same with these aliens.  They're here supposedly to 'raise consciousness', whatever that means, and then once we reach some vague threshold of awareness, then they may take a more prominent role in 'guiding' us forward, but for now they can't 'interfere'.   :

There's never anything specific we need to do like solving some great physics equation, or discovering some truth about ourselves, or making the ultimate cheeseburger.  And they never offer us anything specific like an endless renewable energy source or warp drives or broccoli that tastes like chocolate.

Maybe they just think some of us are too demanding and are waiting for us to evolve to the point where we no longer need broccoli.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yesyhQkYrQM

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Maybe they just think some of us are too demanding and are waiting for us to evolve to the point where we no longer need broccoli.
...

WHAT !    No more Broccoli ??     Sacrilege I say !                     

Edit: You guys did catch the hive mind reference the guest alluded to din-cha ?   

[zeebo]

WHAT !    No more Broccoli ??     Sacrilege I say !                     

Edit: You guys did catch the hive mind reference the guest alluded to din-cha ?   

Just hope they don't take my beloved garlic-roasted brussels sprouts.  Damn I missed the hive mind ref.  I sort of tuned out when he mentioned 'Cocoon' .. I always find it worrisome when alien specialists, or aliens themselves, can only explain things in terms of some sci-fi flick they saw.