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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

zeebo

Quote from: ItsOver on March 01, 2017, 12:43:14 PM
"Mah brain is smaller than an Apollo computer!"

This brings up a twist on an old question:  What could Einstein have done if he'd had George's brain?

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on March 01, 2017, 12:48:54 PM
This brings up a twist on an old question:  What could Einstein have done if he'd had George's brain?

Dyna-X

Quote from: zeebo on March 01, 2017, 12:48:54 PM
This brings up a twist on an old question:  What could Einstein have done if he'd had George's brain?
Fingerpaint. And become a finger math physicist guest on his own show. "The universe is really shhtrange. How we only had one big bang. If there were two we probably wouldn't be here. If we eat more and get more massive we will have more energy."


albrecht

Quote from: GravitySucks on February 28, 2017, 11:01:55 PM
But what if WikiLeaks just made up a bunch of fake emails...I don't think they did, but what if they did???
Not to turn this thread into politics- since Norry at C2C "doesn't do politics" but what you said above is the first thing I thought of and wondered why the DNC and Billary staffers were so inept. Regardless of the truth their first response should have been "those (or some of the emails) emails are made up" and bring up that Assange is a rapist, the sneaky RNC, teenage hackers having fun, or, as they finally did "the Russians, the Russians" and a Trump-Russian connection.

If they would've had their media run with that story, and made a strong statement  from the beginning, it might have gone away or been lost to the attention of the "mainstream" public. Instead they flopped the initial response, tried to cover up, and it blew up on them.

albrecht

Quote from: zeebo on March 01, 2017, 12:48:54 PM
This brings up a twist on an old question:  What could Einstein have done if he'd had George's brain?
And what would Einstein accomplished had he had Norry's smartphone with all of that "fire-power?"

GravitySucks

Quote from: albrecht on March 01, 2017, 04:46:35 PM
Not to turn this thread into politics- since Norry at C2C "doesn't do politics" but what you said above is the first thing I thought of and wondered why the DNC and Billary staffers were so inept. Regardless of the truth their first response should have been "those (or some of the emails) emails are made up" and bring up that Assange is a rapist, the sneaky RNC, teenage hackers having fun, or, as they finally did "the Russians, the Russians" and a Trump-Russian connection.

If they would've had their media run with that story, and made a strong statement  from the beginning, it might have gone away or been lost to the attention of the "mainstream" public. Instead they flopped the initial response, tried to cover up, and it blew up on them.

I should have put it in quotes. Those were the words of Dave, not me, as he was interviewing the guest. If you could call it that.

albrecht

Quote from: GravitySucks on March 01, 2017, 04:54:54 PM
I should have put it in quotes. Those were the words of Dave, not me, as he was interviewing the guest. If you could call it that.
For once Dave had a good thought then. (No doubt then he heard it from someone else.) The first response by the DNC and Billary should've been to question the veracity of the emails or at least seed doubt on them. Most of the media was pro-Hillary and if the emails couldn't not be properly sourced likely would not have run with any of them all; they did their best not to but, eventually had to cover. Most of the public has short attention spans and not interested in details or technical details and the story might have been lost or forgotten in the fast moving news cycle.

zeebo

Quote from: albrecht on March 01, 2017, 04:47:47 PM
And what would Einstein accomplished had he had Norry's smartphone with all of that "fire-power?"

What Einstein really could've used was George's consciousness in a smart phone, i.e. a personal asst. - not Siri, but Noori. 

albrecht

Quote from: zeebo on March 01, 2017, 06:48:45 PM
What Einstein really could've used was George's consciousness in a smart phone, i.e. a personal asst. - not Siri, but Noori.
I predict that the biggest mistake in the development of transhumanism will be that Musk et al. will choose Norry and upload his mind into the super computer and our future generations will have to deal with a radio host named "Dexter Monterrey." Ok, a psychic dentist has already predicted this, in a way.  :o

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: albrecht on March 01, 2017, 06:52:03 PM
I predict that the biggest mistake in the development of transhumanism will be that Musk et al. will choose Norry and upload his mind into the super computer and our future generations will have to deal with a radio host named "Dexter Monterrey." Ok, a psychic dentist has already predicted this, in a way.  :o

Hmmm...I like it! Kinda like Idiocracy X Brave New World.  8)

zeebo

Think astrology is bogus?  That's because you're missing half the story, dum-dum. 

Tonite's second guest "...combines astrology with palmistry to make predictions about trends."

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: zeebo on March 01, 2017, 07:29:57 PM
Think astrology is bogus?  That's because you're missing half the story, dum-dum. 

Tonite's second guest "...combines astrology with palmistry to make predictions about trends."

Oh, so he slaps you in the face while he's kicking you in the balls. That sounds very efficient.  :D

ItsOver

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 01, 2017, 07:18:26 PM
Hmmm...I like it! Kinda like Idiocracy X Brave New World.  8)
Jorch, Thuh Dull Blade.


By the way Noorie saying he was going to pay Senda money for his appearance on his show. Then either delay or not pay Senda, it was a dirt bag move. Senda is a senior citizen who was counting on that money. Noorie claims to be worth all this money and couldn't even bacup his promise to pay Falkie on time.

Yet, Noory called me a lowlife.

Quote from: nooryisawesomeâ,,¢ on March 01, 2017, 09:14:04 PM
By the way Noorie saying he was going to pay Senda money for his appearance on his show. Then either delay or not pay Senda, it was a dirt bag move. Senda is a senior citizen who was counting on that money. Noorie claims to be worth all this money and couldn't even bacup his promise to pay Falkie on time.

Yet, Noory called me a lowlife.

When did Noory call you a lowlife?  He must be expanding his vocabulary.  Haters used to be his favorite.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on March 01, 2017, 09:22:31 PM
When did Noory call you a lowlife?  He must be expanding his vocabulary.  Haters used to be his favorite.

Get drunk one night and high on pain pills after cancer surgery and tell Noory that he fucking sucks, and that asshole Noory will go and call you a lowlife on the gabcast.

GravitySucks

Quote from: nooryisawesomeâ,,¢ on March 01, 2017, 09:23:10 PM
Get drunk one night and high on pain pills after cancer surgery and tell Noory that he fucking sucks, and that asshole Noory will go and call you a lowlife on the gabcast.

LOL I remember that cast

Quote from: nooryisawesomeâ,,¢ on March 01, 2017, 09:23:10 PM
Get drunk one night and high on pain pills after cancer surgery and tell Noory that he fucking sucks, and that asshole Noory will go and call you a lowlife on the gabcast.

Too bad I missed that one.


diowulf

Quote from: GravitySucks on March 01, 2017, 09:48:56 PM
02 June 2015 - I think that is the one. 

http://media.blubrry.com/specsheet/p/www.ufoship.com/archive/gabcast_20150602.mp3

Are the old gabcasts back up? Last time I checked a month or so ago I couldn't get the old shows to play. They are all great.

GravitySucks

Quote from: diowulf on March 01, 2017, 09:55:46 PM
Are the old gabcasts back up? Last time I checked a month or so ago I couldn't get the old shows to play. They are all great.

Try that link. I didn't try it. I have them all in my podcatcher. 

I just tried it and it worked.


zeebo

I think that one had a pre-MITD Redacted highlight where she went after George pretty good. 

zeebo

"Can you imagine six tons of chicken nuggets?" -- George Noory, 3/1/17

ShayP

Quote from: zeebo on March 01, 2017, 10:09:34 PM
"Can you imagine six tons of chicken nuggets?" -- George Noory, 3/1/17

What about 6 tons of McRibs?  :D  I can.

zeebo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 01, 2017, 07:44:08 PM
Oh, so he slaps you in the face while he's kicking you in the balls. That sounds very efficient.  :D

However he does it, hopefully he's better than the guy a couple months ago who predicted a massive stock market crash by mid-Feb.   ::)

ShayP


zeebo

Quote from: ShayP on March 01, 2017, 10:10:35 PM
What about 6 tons of McRibs?  :D  I can.

I don't have to imagine it - that's my entire doomsday bunker stash (dehydrated).

ShayP

Quote from: zeebo on March 01, 2017, 10:12:27 PM
I don't have to imagine it - that's my entire doomsday bunker stash (dehydrated).

I envy you.  ;D

ShayP

I shouldn't have taken that nap today.  Now I'm 100% awake with Noory.  Yes, I could turn off the radio but it's been such a habit to leave it on while in bed, it'd feel wrong.  :-\   Plus I'm not in bed.  Please George...put me to sleep.  :D

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