George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Supernormal]

Mabuse, it's great to see you. Reading your posts is like eating a rich, sweet dessert.

I think that we all knew that Patterson would be one of the guests. In keeping with remembering the life and times of Michael Jackson, George mentioned the 27 Curse.

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Crap, how does I make gif work properly in mah avatar?

[PB the Deplorable]

Yes. God's gift, the PIMP of death and doom, gets all beside himself with excitement and glee...there's George, rubbing his legs together like a fly preparing to dine on pig vomit.

Just turned it on, you sure nailed that one


And this idiot guest sure knows how to stroke George:

Guest talking about 3 rock stars dying:  'The thing about it George, was... they died that day in alphabetical order.   There's got to be something going on with that'.

Jesus.

[MABUSE]

Crap, how does I make gif work properly in mah avatar?

Whisky, lots and lots of whisky...


**M**

[Sybil]

Oh I like you. You're a cunt.

Well I'll only address your last point. As far as my avatar, that's me bud - and I score massive pussy with that face. You can hate it if ya wanna, but I like it. 

Good lord, you are fast and awesome. Allow me time to think about which one I may choose. ^_^

Now listen, I take offense to that.

I'm the cunt on this thread, not Gumby Dammit!

[Gumby, Dammit]

Oh I like you. You're a cunt.

Well I'll only address your last point. As far as my avatar, that's me bud - and I score massive pussy with that face. You can hate it if ya wanna, but I like it. 

Guess that makes you a fuckface then. Fuckface.

Good. Score some AIDS soon with that face asswipe.

You're the one that came outa the blue and attacked me. And I never did or said anything to you to warrant it, other than be nice. That makes you a hostile arrogant little bitch.

Now yer a pirate! Arrr!

[Supernormal]

Callers' Points To Ponder:
1. John Lennon sold his soul to the devil.

2. Michael Jackson faked his death.

3. Jackson and others were murdered by greedy record moguls.

4. Some folks think that Elvis Presley went to hell.

[MABUSE]

Callers' Points To Ponder:
1. John Lennon sold his soul to the devil.

2. Michael Jackson faked his death.

3. Jackson and others were murdered by greedy record moguls.

4. Some folks think that Elvis Presley went to hell.

Hmmmmmm

If George faked his death do you think he'd fuck it up like he does everything else?  Can we convince him to try so we can test this theory?

**M**

(OK so I tuned in for a few for the first time in AGES and I have to register a complaint:  I, as the resident Shakespeare quoter herein, hereby formally object to the usage of Horatio's benediction to Hamlet being used in reference to Michael Jackson.  I KNOW its C2C, but come on!!!!! At long last, have you NO sense of decency?)

[MV/Liberace!]

mabuse... i really like your avatar.  i don't know why.  i just do.  i keep staring at it.

[Supernormal]

Being well and truly shot of that GLP stye and some of the denizens thereof  (and I think we all know who I mean for a start!) is like having a long-inflamed boil on one's fundament finally lanced.  "My GOD! The relief!  I can't remember the last pain-in-the-ass-free day I've had in forever!"  Its almost; almost, mind you; like having George Knapp take over C2C on a full time basis!

**M**

That's an apt and creative description. It reminds me of a comparison of the aforementioned hosts. George N. is a hemorrhoid. George K. is Preparation H.

[MABUSE]

mabuse... i really like your avatar.  i don't know why.  i just do.  i keep staring at it.

TOO KIND!
In my younger years I used to do that very exercises for half an hour every morning.  Not sure it built muscle, but it DID build character--of a sort, see where I am now? 

**M**

[Supernormal]

Guest talking about 3 rock stars dying:  'The thing about it George, was... they died that day in alphabetical order.   There's got to be something going on with that'.

Jesus.

George Voice: "Just read the obituary page in the newspaper."

I think that joke is as old as Jesus.

[MABUSE]

George Voice: "Just read the obituary page in the newspaper."

I think that joke is as old as Jesus.

With considerably LESS resurrection potential given the Noronic necrmancer in question.
**M**

[HAL 9000]

The Completely Off-Topic
Movie Music Diversion Contest

Last night's winner: Gumby Dammit! for his correct answer - the movie was "Troy" - so he gets his choice of any song/album he desires - assuming I can get it it of course. Hopefully nothing too obscure.



Now for tonight's edition - name the movie this music is from.

I'll post the song, and you download it, and submit your guess/answer via PM. I'll announce the winner the following day/night. Since there is a fairly good chance of duplicate winners, I'll choose by using a random number generator... so you're never too late to submit a guess, until the official announement of a winner is posted.

Prizes you ask? Damned right there are prizes! You can ask for any song or album, and I'll try and hook you up - keep in mind, it can't be something too weird or offbeat - some of these things just aren't available.

Download:

http://rapidshare.com/files/248749966/Music.Mystery.Movie.002.mp3

[Sybil]

mabuse... i really like your avatar.  i don't know why.  i just do.  i keep staring at it.

I know why, you been smokin' the ganga again Michael.

[Supernormal]

With considerably LESS resurrection potential given the Noronic necrmancer in question.
**M**

The show would do a Lazarus with Knapp at the helm. In the meantime, we're stuck with the same old zombie.

[Sybil]

The Completely Off-Topic
Movie Music Diversion Contest

Last night's winner: Gumby Dammit! for his correct answer - the movie was "Troy" - so he gets his choice of any song/album he desires - assuming I can get it it of course. Hopefully nothing too obscure.

TROY! LOL!!!!

[Sybil]

With considerably LESS resurrection potential given the Noronic necrmancer in question.
**M**

For me, Noory is the neuron necromancer.

He put some kinda evil hoojoo on my brain.

[PB the Deplorable]

This is such a classic Noory show - opens up by creepily drooling all over himself with death and celebrities, complete with BS crap about 'things happening in threes', 'no coincidences', and a suck up guest.

Next up, an actual interesting guest with stories to tell, a good topic.  George can't be bothered with a real dialogue though, the guest pauses to take a breath and George reads off his next question.  His questions of course jump all over the place, same old thing.  The guest can say something just astonishing, and Snoron goes to the phones.

Put your turd down and listen for a change, George.

Man, only half way through the show...

[Supernormal]

George said that the Red Sea is now known as the Dead Sea (paraphrasing). He's the same guy who asked who built the land bridges. Could he know *less* about geography?

George Voice: "The West Bank and Gaza Strip are at the Golan Heights shopping center."

[MABUSE]

George said that the Red Sea is now known as the Dead Sea (paraphrasing). He's the same guy who asked who built the land bridges. Could he know *less* about geography?

Are you sure you want to ask that?  I mean REALLY SURE?

**M**

[PB the Deplorable]

George said that the Red Sea is now known as the Dead Sea (paraphrasing). He's the same guy who asked who built the land bridges. Could he know *less* about geography?

George Voice: "The West Bank and Gaza Strip are at the Golan Heights shopping center."

God that was brutal - 'Do you really believe the Red Sea parted like that, I guess it's the Dead Sea now?'.  The guest must have given up long before that...


And didn't he once say something about the Pyramids being in Gaza instead of on the Giza plain?

'Sooo, Zahi, how are yeew involved with the Pyramids, if they are in Gaza, and not Egypt?'.   

[Supernormal]

Next up, an actual interesting guest with stories to tell, a good topic.

Ian should book that guy. He would do justice to the subject. BTW, who *didn't* know that George would mention Indiana Jones?

George Voice: "Which will we find first, the Lost Ark or the Temple of Doom?"

[PB the Deplorable]

Oh Goody, Linda's up next - we can learn what new 'High Strangeness' she has been unable to find answers for. 

Nice of her to stop by on her way to Whitley's Dreamland tardfest.

[PB the Deplorable]

Oh no.  Is that going to be a new Noorism:

George just now in response to some Linda comment:  'Riveting'


Please make it stop.

[MABUSE]

Oh Goody, Linda's up next - we can learn what new 'High Strangeness' she has been unable to find answers for. 

Nice of her to stop by on her way to Whitley's Dreamland tardfest.

At least, thank God, its radio and we don't have to see her Bad Tranny Joker impression at the same time!

**M**

[Gumby, Dammit]

At least, thank God, its radio and we don't have to see her Bad Tranny Joker impression at the same time!

**M**

BAM!



Dammit

[Sybil]

George said that the Red Sea is now known as the Dead Sea (paraphrasing). He's the same guy who asked who built the land bridges. Could he know *less* about geography?

George Voice: "The West Bank and Gaza Strip are at the Golan Heights shopping center."

I remember when he asked that guy who built the the Bering Land Bridge! I couldn't believe my ears!
He's such a maroon!

[PB the Deplorable]

Oh no.  Is that going to be a new Noorism:

George just now in response to some Linda comment:  'Riveting'


Please make it stop.

Uh-oh.

George just now, again:  'It's a riveting interview, Linda'

[Sybil]

BAM!



Dammit

Yikes! Dammit!