George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Supernormal]

If we send George to North Korea, we could
Kill two birds with one moron...

That may be enough to make Kim Jong Il send a missile to Honolulu. BTW, what's with the DS scores?

[Sybil]

You say that in jest, but it's not far off the mark.

Hoagland Voice: "Where do you think Michael Jackson learned to moonwalk?"

Nasa knows but they won't admit it.

[Sybil]

If mass consciousness really worked, Noory would have been off the air years ago.

That also goes for all the evil leaders that have ever existed that have oppressed millions for that matter.

[The Professor]

You say that in jest, but it's not far off the mark.

Hoagland Voice: "Where do you think Michael Jackson learned to moonwalk?"

[Hoagy] I was there with Walter Cronkite covering
The first moonlaunch, when a 10 yearold Michael Jackson
Dropped by to observe the launch, I saw him doing this
Odd backwards gliding dance move and I said
To him,  "say, Michael, it looks like you are walking
On the moon"...and the rest is history as they say
Boys and girls!

[The Professor]

Now it's time for calls from the Noorytards...

[Sybil]

That may be enough to make Kim Jong Il send a missile to Honolulu. BTW, what's with the DS scores?

See under your avatar where it says "You're right on the money" and "You've been douched" ?

You can click on them to either add or deduct points from your forum members score. You're only allowed one of each every two hours.

[MABUSE]

[Hoagy] I was there with Walter Cronkite covering
The first moonlaunch, when a 10 yearold Michael Jackson
Dropped by to observe the launch, I saw him doing this
Odd backwards gliding dance move and I said
To him,  "say, Michael, it looks like you are walking
On the moon"...and the rest is history as they say
Boys and girls!

Presumably he had something to do with teaching GLP folks to goose step as well...

**M**

[Mops]

Let me remind you,
Although tonight's show is hardly vintage Bell,
It STILL beats the alternative!

**M**

That picture makes me wonder if George is going to try out as a pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals again.  Let's see a show of hands on this one:  Where is George hiding the vaseline?

[The Professor]

[caller] everytime I call my dog, he comes. Is that psychic? And my nephew was
Abducted by one a them UFOs, and they forced him to
Do stuff with our sheep...

[Sybil]

That picture makes me wonder if George is going to try out as a pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals again.  Let's see a show of hands on this one:  Where is George hiding the vaseline?

[Sybil]

[caller] everytime I call my dog, he comes. Is that psychic? And my nephew was
Abducted by one a them UFOs, and they forced him to
Do stuff with our sheep...

Hee!!!

[MABUSE]

I'd feel less uneasy if I could see BOTH hands...

**M**

[The Professor]

Maybe Art is a bit off due to his cold...he shouldn't have
Opened that card he got from Noory...

..fortunately, Bell could have a frontal
Lobotomy, electroshock, and a quart
Of Jack Daniels and still be sharper than Noron..

[Sybil]

I'd feel less uneasy if I could see BOTH hands...

**M**

That what that kid in front of him's thinkin'.

[Curtis Loew]

The latest caller is obviously a Noory  regular,  5 alien abductions no less.

[Sybil]

Maybe Art is a bit off due to his cold...he shouldn't have
Opened that card he got from Noory...

..fortunately, Bell could have a frontal
Lobotomy, electroshock, and a quart
Of Jack Daniels and still be sharper than Noron..

No arguments there.

[PB the Deplorable]

George got into the Mass Un-consciousness movement as a young man.

[Sybil]

Oh God!

Not a pet story.

[The Professor]

Dogs and UFO abductions...am I psychic or what?

I want some desuckification points for that!

[Sybil]

Oh, she's a drunk.

Nevermind.

[MABUSE]

...Lobotomy, electroshock, and a quart
Of Jack Daniels...

Ah, the PreRad Exec's health program!  That explains....so much...

**M**

[Sybil]

Dogs and UFO abductions...am I psychic or what?

LOL!!! What a co-een-cadeenk!

[Is It EEvil?]

[Sybil]

OMG!!! Imagine that?!

[Is It EEvil?]

I thought you left us!
Good morning to you Sybil. I just couldn't resist adding to your post.

[MABUSE]

EEVIL
much as I respect you, and given my current photoshopping I had to do this:
Frank needed the Official C2C Noory Asshat

**M**

[PB the Deplorable]

Hosted by George Noory
Guest:  Gilbert Eriksen
Monday June 29, 2009

Author, researcher and expert in alternative energy, Gilbert Eriksen will discuss the dire implications of the return of Planet X, how NASA is covering up its existence, and how Biblical and Mayan prophecy describe an event of enormous destructive magnitude for which we need to begin preparation.


With George at the helm, they should be in full tin-foil hat mode for this one.  Richard C probably won't be able to get to sleep Sunday night...

[Curtis Loew]

Hosted by George Noory
Guest:  Gilbert Eriksen
Monday June 29, 2009

Author, researcher and expert in alternative energy, Gilbert Eriksen will discuss the dire implications of the return of Planet X, how NASA is covering up its existence, and how Biblical and Mayan prophecy describe an event of enormous destructive magnitude for which we need to begin preparation.

I've begun immediate preparation,  I've posted a sticky note to the bottom of my computer screen reminding me to not  turn on C2C on June 29. 

[Sophie]

Let me remind you,
Although tonight's show is hardly vintage Bell,
It STILL beats the alternative!

**M**

RUN, that man has an asshat, Run, it could be contagious

[Sybil]

Hosted by George Noory
Guest:  Gilbert Eriksen
Monday June 29, 2009

Author, researcher and expert in alternative energy, Gilbert Eriksen will discuss the dire implications of the return of Planet X, how NASA is covering up its existence, and how Biblical and Mayan prophecy describe an event of enormous destructive magnitude for which we need to begin preparation.


With George at the helm, they should be in full tin-foil hat mode for this one.  Richard C probably won't be able to get to sleep Sunday night...