George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[EvB]

It was probably a few weeks ago when a lady called in and the first thing she said was " I have a problem with something you said last night" George said "oh your phone just cut out! The sun is causing all kinds of problems with the phones these days" Next caller...

What an ass he is.

What irks me the most is how almost every caller starts with how wonderful George is and how they love him and he has changed their life. Does the screener make them say that crap or what?

As much as I agree that George is an ASS - I've tended - in the past - to brush these stories off.   

But - I've heard too many of them -

GN must be JUST smart enough to recognize the path to self preservation.

FUCK!

[Sybil]

He reminds me of the worst of out-sourced tech support - where the person you get on the other end of the hone just keeps on reading from those 3 x 5 cards NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.

I wouldn't know about that really. But it's got to be hard on you Windows users. :)

Bill Gates Blue Screen of Death

[PB the Deplorable]

He reminds me of the worst of out-sourced tech support - where the person you get on the other end of the hone just keeps on reading from those 3 x 5 cards NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.

Wouldn't it be great to hear a recording of George calling one of the above Tech Support people - they could both just continue repeating their standard lines until one of them keeled over...

[Gumby, Dammit]

Wouldn't it be great to hear a recording of George calling one of the above Tech Support people - they could both just continue repeating their standard lines until one of them keeled over...

A Suckican Standoff.

[PB the Deplorable]

The was a great post back there  P*b....I concur 110%...agree 117% and I love the way you put it all into words.

As far as George taking classes. Forget about it. George cannot learn things like that. He cannot be bothered with such boring tedium. He has corporate legs to hump and important guests/callers to dump. Besides that, he  simply isn't wired for learning such things. George is more of a mimic, and a poor one at that.

And how could I have left out the following:

- George the hard worker, and the corollary - George spending his days preparing for the show

- George the Lightworker

- All the people in entertainment he knows, Hollywood friends he has, stars that have promised to come on his show...

- the whole Ouija Board thing.. what a load that was from start to finish.

- his Aunt Shafica, who he didn't actually know, and was a distant relative..


And about the Worker in the Light - I have only heard the story about casting a spell on those women, or their boyfriends or whatever, but can anyone seriously think dumb lazy George has a clue how to 'cast spells'?

That smacks of George wanting people to think of him as some Debonair Practitioner, yet as human as anyone - only using 'black' magic side for the sake of love.  All it really showed is what a tin ear he has...

[MABUSE]

 All the people in entertainment he knows, Hollywood friends he has, stars that have promised to come on his show...

- the whole Ouija Board thing.. what a load that was from start to finish.

- his Aunt Shafica, who he didn't actually know, and was a distant relative..
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Exactly!
He and Hoaxland have this self-promotion strategy based in large part on misrepresentation of the dead:
Nuri-his aunt
Hoaxland-Carl Sagan
It is a creepy action that to me lands somewhere between grave robbing and necrophilia.

It implies a reflected effulgence and glory and carries a false-promise logic of genius-by-association which by its very presence disproves itself to anyone with a modicum of rational thought.

**M**

[Gumby, Dammit]

Meanwhile here's Ian right now comparing Michael Jackson to JFK and Elvis.

Ian Punnet Sucks.

Creepy Priest.

[Supernormal]

Ian sounds like a combination of Albert Goldman and the Church Lady tonight. Michael Jackson is lucky that the former won't write his biography. I read his attack on Elvis Presley, and I read excerpts from his assault on John Lennon. This cat on the radio right now seems to continue the defamatory tradition (yeah, I'm vague).

[Mops]

Meanwhile here's Ian right now comparing Michael Jackson to JFK and Elvis.

Ian Punnet Sucks.

Creepy Priest.

Creepy Priest describes it.

Here's a blast from the past -- how about Ian James Hargis? 

[Mops]

Fast Blast to Ian -- "Do many funerals?"

[Gumby, Dammit]

Creepy Priest describes it.

Here's a blast from the past -- how about Ian James Hargis?

Wow Mops.

Please...more blasts..what else about Mr. "Punnet" might there be?

[PB the Deplorable]

Meanwhile here's Ian right now comparing Michael Jackson to JFK and Elvis.

Ian Punnet Sucks.

Creepy Priest.

Seems to me that Coast has at least a couple of creepy people on the premises they should be looking into before piling on MJ...

[Gumby, Dammit]

Ian sounds like a combination of Albert Goldman and the Church Lady tonight. Michael Jackson is lucky that the former won't write his biography. I read his attack on Elvis Presley, and I read excerpts from his assault on John Lennon. This cat on the radio right now seems to continue the defamatory tradition (yeah, I'm vague).

Vague, but highly accurate.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Seems to me that Coast has at least a couple of creepy people on the premises they should be looking into before piling on MJ...

Understood, Captain.

[Mops]

Wow Mops.

Please...more blasts..what else about Mr. "Punnet" might there be?

You know how it goes -- there's a reason they don't put pockets on those robes

[Gumby, Dammit]

Ann Blake Tracy.

Man, what's this woman on, anyway?

Well one great thing about tonight, we sure haven't heard enough Michael Jackson in the past few day...now, Oh Happy Days, we have Ian Punnet and his guest's views.

Right now we have sleaze-ball Howard Bloom's drool all over the topic, blaming everyone but Jackson. "I saw the devil if his dad's eyes"....

[Supernormal]

When a caller or guest says something obviously meant as a joke, or to be funny, George never just starts to chuckle or laugh - he is quiet for a moment, waiting for the guest or caller to laugh, then sure it is something meant to be funny, only then will he jump in with a phony sounding laugh.

And from time to time telling stories meant to be funny - they never are, they just make him sound pathetic.

I noticed that too. A guest will say something incredibly, obviously funny and witty, and Noory won't even acknowledge it (dead air). OTOH, Noory will laugh at things that aren't meant to be jokes. He'll even chuckle at some things that sound somewhat tragic.

[Mops]

I noticed that too. A guest will say something incredibly, obviously funny and witty, and Noory won't even acknowledge it (dead air). OTOH, Noory will laugh at things that aren't meant to be jokes. He'll even chuckle at some things that sound somewhat tragic.

That reminds me of the opening lines from the movie "Momento."

[Supernormal]

That reminds me of the opening lines from the movie "Momento."

Could you explain that for those of us who didn't see the film? Thanks.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Could you explain that for those of us who didn't see the film? Thanks.

Yeah. From finish to start please.

[Mops]

Could you explain that for those of us who didn't see the film? Thanks.

Sorry about that.  The central figure has an acute short-term memory ailment related to some shocking event he can't remember.  (Speaking of memory lapses)  I seem to recall the character cannot remember anything for more than 15 minutes.  And, like Noory, he has unusual reactions to people.

If you haven't seen the movie, the alley chase scene between the main character and a "stranger" with a gun is priceless.  The main character forgets if he is being chased or vice versa.  The movie also will remind you to some degree of Noory.     

[MABUSE]

Could you explain that for those of us who didn't see the film? Thanks.

Yeah. From finish to start please.--GD

Gumby...
Damn, that was EVIL, even by my standards.  I will laugh about that the rest of the night!  THANK YOU!

Vivat Sammy Jankis!

**M**

[Supernormal]

Not to get off track, but I think that Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley died from the isolation that was imposed upon them by their "paranormal" level of fame. I'm not sure that I believe the guest's theory, which seems to fit in with the rest of his hyperbole, although there likely is a grain of truth to some of what he's saying. Are you guys big fans of either one? I'm more of a Beatles fan, myself.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Could you explain that for those of us who didn't see the film? Thanks.

Yeah. From finish to start please.--GD

Gumby...
Damn, that was EVIL, even by my standards.  I will laugh about that the rest of the night!  THANK YOU!

**M**

Haha!  And I will be laffin that you are laffin!

[MABUSE]

Not to get off track, but I think that Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley died from the isolation that was imposed upon them by their "paranormal" level of fame. I'm not sure that I believe the guest's theory, which seems to fit in with the rest of his hyperbole, although there likely is a grain of truth to some of what he's saying. Are you guys big fans of either one? I'm more of a Beatles fan, myself.

Brother mine,
You've got to get into the spirit of things:
Elvis was whacked because he refused to allow his music to be backmasked by the Illuminati to facilitate their take-over agenda.  The Colonel was, of course, really Major Head-Games who had gone sidways in time with Ed Bielek via the Montauk project in order to corrupt the King of Rock and Roll and try and turn him into the King of the World via Argarthi so that he could reopen the portal for Cthulu's prophecied return on December 21, 2012.

When this plot failed, they attempted to psychically transport the Spiritus Mundi through the wormhole opened by the Philedelphi Expermient to Nibiru.  Once there the Spirit was endowed with some freakish choreography and was imbued into a black former childstar.  This explains MJ's miraculous rise to fame and power--as well as his dancing.  However, when the Reptilains kidnapped him and implanted him with alien DNA, the Illuminati forced MJ to undergo a constant stream of cosmetic surgery to try and negate the effects of the DNA splicing.  Without said surgery MJ would have looked like the Reptilain overlord herself--Rosanne Barr.  The Reptilians did this in an attempt to derail the Illuminati's agenda of global power because the Reptilians want to turn the Earth into an intergalatic "truck stop" and the Illuminati keep blocking the permits.

Just so you know...

**M**

[Gumby, Dammit]

Not to get off track, but I think that Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley died from the isolation that was imposed upon them by their "paranormal" level of fame. I'm not sure that I believe the guest's theory, which seems to fit in with the rest of his hyperbole, although there likely is a grain of truth to some of what he's saying. Are you guys big fans of either one? I'm more of a Beatles fan, myself.

Howard Bloom is the undisputed champion of hyperbole. I can't even take listening to the guy any more. Sucks. That's why he makes a great guest for this show.

And Elvis? Michael?

Fans?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Well, given that I don't like drug-addled baby rapers or over-rated Vegas performers, both with the PR Firm likes of Howard Bloom (even after their fucking DEAD!), the Beatles are in an entirely different realm, where the musicians write and perform their own songs and embody the creative process that makes them who they are. Jackson and Presley were both manufactured. Half-wits with over-inflated egos and drug habits.

One died singing crap and the other died signing on the crapper.

[Mops]

Yeah. From finish to start please.

Why I oughta.......

[Supernormal]

The sad thing is that Mabuse's creative plot sounds more credible than much of the fare on C2C. It sounds like a sourced textbook compared to tonight's expert on fairies and elves. He might try to channel Michael Jackson tonight (no kidding). If we're really lucky, the horse guy might call in later. 

[Gumby, Dammit]

The sad thing is that Mabuse's creative plot sounds more credible than much of the fare on C2C. It sounds like a sourced textbook compared to tonight's expert on fairies and elves. He might try to channel Michael Jackson tonight (no kidding). If we're really lucky, the horse guy might call in later.

Hee-Hee.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Why I oughta.......

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