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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Marc.Knight

Quote from: Sybil on June 26, 2009, 09:35:51 PM
That is an excellent idea!!! A real excellent idea!!





Lets do it.  We should set up a web site.  Who wants to work on "After Art"? 

Sybil

Quote from: PW on June 26, 2009, 09:41:15 PM


Lets do it.  We should set up a web site.  Who wants to work on "After Art"?

I got my hand up!

Sybil

Quote from: The Professor on June 26, 2009, 09:37:37 PM
the new transformers movie has me thinking...Noory'
May be a decepticon...I think he shifts between being a host,
A dumpster, a toilet and a fence post...I believe his real
Name is Noorimus Subprime

What I can't believe is you still have a will to live after watching that movie.

Marc.Knight

Quote from: Sybil on June 26, 2009, 09:43:52 PM
I got my hand up!


Great.  We will need some 'After Art' graphics.  I welcome others' input.  Tomorrow I will check domain registration.

The Professor

I think Noory is taking the death of Michael Jackson very
Personally...I heard that Jackson's song
"I'm Bad!" was a huge inspiration to George...

Marc.Knight

Quote from: Sybil on June 26, 2009, 09:43:52 PM
I got my hand up!

or we can just use some pages on a pre-existing web site.  Let me think... Suggestions welcome.



Sybil

Quote from: The Professor on June 26, 2009, 09:49:19 PM
I think Noory is taking the death of Michael Jackson very
Personally...I heard that Jackson's song
"I'm Bad!" was a huge inspiration to George...



Sybil

WTF? What is it with death coming in threes BS? A lot more than 3 people died this week. I enjoy listening to Art but for chrise sakes!

As a matter of fact somewhere around 46,000 people die in our country every week.

Curtis Loew

Quote from: Sybil on June 26, 2009, 10:51:15 PM
WTF? What is it with death coming in threes BS? A lot more than 3 people died this week. I enjoy listening to Art but for chrise sakes!

As a matter of fact somewhere around 46,000 people die in our country every week.

Hi Sybil,   

               Only famous people are important I guess   ;D


Noory Sucks.....Art is okay.

MABUSE

Quote from: Sybil on June 26, 2009, 10:51:15 PM
WTF? What is it with death coming in threes BS? A lot more than 3 people died this week. I enjoy listening to Art but for chrise sakes!

As a matter of fact somewhere around 46,000 people die in our country every week.

If they are Noory fans, it is no where near enough!

**M**

MABUSE

oh Christ...
WHY is Dicky Hoaxland on with Art?  It just turns joy to ash in my metaphoric mouth to hear a voice I so tightly associate with King Shill.  Off goes the radio again...

**M**

Curtis Loew

WTF  happened just then?  Did he just cut Hoaxland off or something.  Hope so.  :)

MABUSE

Quote from: Sybil on June 26, 2009, 08:29:59 PM
Mabuse, I made your picture bigger so we could see it. Are we playing liars poker?





Thank you dear!!!!!  I hope you enjoyed it!  How can you play liar's poker with C2C?  THAT deck is ALWAYS loaded!

**M**


Sybil

Quote from: Curtis Loew on June 26, 2009, 11:20:18 PM
Hi Sybil,   

               Only famous people are important I guess   ;D


Noory Sucks.....Art is okay.

Hi Curtis! How ya doin?

LOL!!! Don't get me wrong! It's great having Art on.  :)

But somewhat cruel because it makes it even more excruciating for the next time we're stuck with Boory. 

It's a psychological mind-fuck! Thanks for the bread crumb PremRad.  Those prick-teasers.

They're cruel too. Playing Art's music on norry's nights is torture!

I'm like Pavlov's Dog. The second I hear one of Art's signature tunes I get happy, it lulls me into a comfortable space then stupid George comes on and makes me nauseous.

So even though it's cool to have Art on right now, I'm having an anxiety attack!















Sybil

Quote from: MABUSE on June 26, 2009, 11:43:05 PM
oh Christ...
WHY is Dicky Hoaxland on with Art?  It just turns joy to ash in my metaphoric mouth to hear a voice I so tightly associate with King Shill.  Off goes the radio again...

**M**

It's Tommy! Fucking with the feed again!

The Professor

hey, the village idiot got the night off!


Supernormal

No offense to the Art Bell fans, but tonight's show is rather boring and disappointing. I was hoping to hear a full program of unscreened calls. A show about random generators isn't my cup of paranormal tea. I'd rather hear about a hundred other things. YMMV   

The Professor

They are talkin about million-person global intention experiments, like the
Million nurse healing field experiment...

... Can we start the million person blow-up-Noory's-head experiment?
I'd love to hear him go off like a popcorn kernel...

"he blowed up real good!"

Sybil

Quote from: Supernormal on June 27, 2009, 12:14:23 AM
No offense to the Art Bell fans, but tonight's show is rather boring and disappointing. I was hoping to hear a full program of unscreened calls. A show about random generators isn't my cup of paranormal tea. I'd rather hear about a hundred other things. YMMV   

Totally! Tonight's show is flaccid. I really haven't heard a word they've said. It's just noise in the background.

Sybil

Quote from: The Professor on June 27, 2009, 12:16:25 AM
They are talkin about million-person global intention experiments, like the
Million nurse healing field experiment...

... Can we start the million person blow-up-Noory's-head experiment?
I'd love to hear him go off like a popcorn kernel...

"he blowed up real good!"

count me in

i'll bring the butter


Supernormal

Quote from: Sybil on June 27, 2009, 12:17:15 AM
Totally! Tonight's show is flaccid. I really haven't heard a word they've said. It's just noise in the background.
It's so wild that you would post that. I was just thinking about how I'm using tonight's show as background chatter while reading.

Curtis Loew

Quote from: Supernormal on June 27, 2009, 12:14:23 AM
.... A show about random generators isn't my cup of paranormal tea. I'd rather hear about a hundred other things. YMMV   

Personally I think that Snoory should be hosting this show  being that his smallish brain is a  Random Generator of nonsense I would have thought him to be right at home with this one.

The Professor

Quote from: Supernormal on June 27, 2009, 12:14:23 AM
No offense to the Art Bell fans, but tonight's show is rather boring and disappointing. I was hoping to hear a full program of unscreened calls. A show about random generators isn't my cup of paranormal tea. I'd rather hear about a hundred other things. YMMV   

I just tuned in, did they say whether Jackson's death
Caused a disturbance in the force?

Sybil

Did someone kill all the ghosts? You'd think so.
I can't remember the last time they had a good ol' ghost show.


Supernormal

Quote from: Curtis Loew on June 27, 2009, 12:20:17 AM
Personally I think that Snoory should be hosting this show  being that his smallish brain is a  Random Generator of nonsense I would have thought him to be right at home with this one.
LOL That's a great way to put it. There's no method to his madness. .

Sybil

Quote from: Supernormal on June 27, 2009, 12:20:12 AM
It's so wild that you would post that. I was just thinking about how I'm using tonight's show as background chatter while reading.

I bet we're not the only ones.

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