George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Is It EEvil?]

I NEED HELP! I'm doing a Revolution Show on Friday.

Can anyone think of any good songs on that subject?



THANKS!

Well Sybil, for  starters howz about Revolution #9 by the BeAtLeS?

number 9 number 9 number 9......................

[Sybil]

Thanks Eevil! That was my first choice. Think hard!

There's gotta be a least one by The Who!

And we gotta stage a serious revolution against the Snooron!

[MABUSE]

Thanks Eevil! That was my first choice. Think hard!

There's gotta be a least one by The Who!

And we gotta stage a serious revolution against the Snooron!

Anything by Hanns Eisler pretty much
10 Revolutionary choruses-- Shostakovich
Rote Rosa-- Brecht & Weil

Or, if you are just not feeling classical (which none of you ever are I suspect...)
then my only "modern" or "pop" choice would be
Violent Femmes: Children of the Revolution

**M**

[Is It EEvil?]

Chumbawamba -
Come on Baby (Let's Do the Revolution)

Chumbawamba - Come on Baby (Let's Do the Revolution)

[Itty Bit]

Hi there former RSF!


I hope GLP is down for the count. Trinity (Jason Lucas) can jam his Ventrilo where the sun doesn't shine....

Hi there, EEvil!  Imagine his Ventrilo being so big that he could actually do such a thing.
I'm getting a lewd mental picture here. . . .oooooooo ick

[PB the Deplorable]

I NEED HELP! I'm doing a Revolution Show on Friday.

Can anyone think of any good songs on that subject?

Sir Rodney:  'Sire, the peasants are revolting'

King:  'They certainly are'

   -- The Wizard of Id


What could be more revolting than the idea of George Noory hosting Coast 2 Coast........ ay em?

[Itty Bit]

Beware the fists of flatulence!

At least he has all 10 fingers, but what is that discoloring on his arm.  Measles?  Chicken pox?  Or worse - ARM ACNE! 

[Gumby, Dammit]

That is creepy.

"Mommy, what's that?"

"Son, he was born a poor black child and died a rich white........thing."

"Heee-Hee"

[Gumby, Dammit]

I NEED HELP! I'm doing a Revolution Show on Friday.

Can anyone think of any good songs on that subject?


THANKS!

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE

[Gumby, Dammit]

Well that does make sense.

But this 11:11 brouhaha!  I think he made it up, he probably had his alarm turned to 11:11.

Do you remember Noory repeatedly cutting himself, with what who knows, an envelope, plastic knife, the ginsu or even a machete and saying afterwards that there was not even a mark on his skin. 

Yet another attempt to let us listeners know that we weren't dealing with just any inferior lightworker, but an actual Worker in the Light!

Isn't it just pukey? George has to steal Art's real life experiences, like the Super Glue screw-up, etc., then flip them into his lying, transparent shtick, while his fans just think he's the best.

"Awe, look at poor George, isn't he just so pathetically cute?"

[PB the Deplorable]

Isn't it just pukey? George has to steal Art's real life experiences, like the Super Glue screw-up, etc., then flip them into his lying, transparent shtick, while his fans just think he's the best.

"Awe, look at poor George, isn't he just so pathetically cute?"

I'd bet the story about driving off from the gas station with the hose still attached to his tank was true..

[Smoky]

Thanks Eevil! That was my first choice. Think hard!

There's gotta be a least one by The Who!

And we gotta stage a serious revolution against the Snooron!

Kick out the jams - MC5

[Gumby, Dammit]

I'd bet the story about driving off from the gas station with the hose still attached to his tank was true..

I've got that one on MP3 here somewhere. They way he
tells it makes it sound totally unbelievable...like the part
where he's walking back up to the place with the hose
around him and all and the first thing that attendant
supposedly says to him. I'll try and find it.

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory is what we refer to on the Gumby Planet as an "Empty". An entity bereft of any original thought who must therefor steal pieces of identity from others and  act as if  it were their own.

Phunny, on a neighboring planet, the world where Phillip K. Dick originated, known to all Gumbians as the "Dick Planet," entities such as George are known as "Chicken Heads."

Are any planets out their claiming Ian Punnett?

My working theory is he became so full of just the right mixture of gas and hot air that he achieved lift off - likely on a planet with only a slightly less gravitational pull than our own. 

[PB the Deplorable]

I've got that one on MP3 here somewhere. They way he
tells it makes it sound totally unbelievable...like the part
where he's walking back up to the place with the hose
around him and all and the first thing that attendant
supposedly says to him. I'll try and find it.

Oh god, what a Nooron.  I would love to hear that - I don't think I heard the original.

Of all the people out there, he would be the one to lie about having done it.  Like I said, tin ear.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Oh god, what a Nooron.  I would love to hear that - I don't think I heard the original.

Of all the people out there, he would be the one to lie about having done it.  Like I said, tin ear.

Yeah it's phoney as hell. I think Eevil had posted it at the old site.

Hey Eevil..do you still have that link?

Still lookin....

[Gumby, Dammit]

Are any planets out their claiming Ian Punnett?

No.

[Smoky]

Anything by Hanns Eisler pretty much
10 Revolutionary choruses-- Shostakovich
Rote Rosa-- Brecht & Weil

Or, if you are just not feeling classical (which none of you ever are I suspect...)

**M**

By all means, paint us with the broadest stroke possible.

[Sybil]

Quote: from Paper*Boy:
I'd bet the story about driving off from the gas station with the hose still attached to his tank was true..

Then Gum-Gum:
I've got that one on MP3 here somewhere. They way he
tells it makes it sound totally unbelievable...like the part
where he's walking back up to the place with the hose
around him and all and the first thing that attendant
supposedly says to him. I'll try and find it.

[Sybil]

Chumbawamba -
Come on Baby (Let's Do the Revolution)

Thanks Eevil! Love that song.

And thanks to everyone else too....you guys have been really helping me here!

I bet George is going to be extra sickening tonight.   :(

[Gumby, Dammit]

No, this is from the one where he says he was attacked by a gas hose that had "turned into a thirty two foot black python by a disgruntled shaman..."

[Sophie]

I saw that pic earlier, LOL! I have it saved for future noorying. I can make fun of retards because we have a couple in my family. Yeah, I know. Go figure.

That's right, if you've got em in the family, or ever had one try to feel you up, you are safe!

[Sophie]

That is creepy.

Was that after the autopsy?

[MABUSE]

That's right, if you've got em in the family, or ever had one try to feel you up, you are safe!

Sophie:
I am SOOO sorry you have met George Noory personally!  Mercifully I have been spared that "honour".

**M**

[Sophie]

I NEED HELP! I'm doing a Revolution Show on Friday.

Can anyone think of any good songs on that subject?



THANKS!

How about Radio Clash or Kickout the Jams

[EvB]

Well Sybil, for  starters howz about Revolution #9 by the BeAtLeS?

number 9 number 9 number 9......................

That's a good start - but you've got to find a way (even if it's not your usual thing) to include the Boston Pops version of the 1812 overture- Which Feilder was bonkers enough to do with a real cannon!

[Gumby, Dammit]

Was that after the autopsy?

Don't think so...think it's actually Linda Molten Howe's most recent picture. Her and the Jackson family use the same face-wrecking service.

[MABUSE]

That's a good start - but you've got to find a way (even if it's not your usual thing) to include the Boston Pops version of the 1812 overture- Which Feilder was bonkers enough to do with a real cannon!

Antal Dorati's recording on Mercury is better and so is Kunzel's on Telarc.  If you REALLy want terrifying damage, use the Kunzel.  Trust me.

**M**

[Sophie]

Sophie:
I am SOOO sorry you have met George Noory personally!  Mercifully I have been spared that "honour".

**M**

Angry, Meat Eating, Guilt-Free, Gun Owning, Heterosexual, Pagan, Secular Humanist, Gentleman!

[Gumby, Dammit]

Antal Dorati' recording on Mercury is better and so is Kunzel's on Telarc.  If you REALLy want terrifying damage, use the Kunzel.  Trust me.

**M**

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