George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Sardondi]

...How about signing off with "cool' rather than "peace"? Better or worse? Indifferent? Who cares? What do you think? I both respect and appreciate your reply.

Good idea. Signing off for now. I do like the "King Douche" designation. It has a certain appeal to it. Fell free to call me that.

I admit it's been fun talking to you pirates! I enjoyed it! Nothing like those who violate the law coping an attitude. It's been fun. What anyone says here doesn't bother me one bit. We often encounter those who hold an attitude while being the ones who are wrongdoers. In all their wisdom and name calling, they've failed to realize what they are doing themselves.

No harm, no foul, all. I don't fret what such say. Even from those who've previously received "cease and desist" notices and feel they are better than to obey those. I like the "secret-agent" work in investigating. Nice. Especially when delivered by those who know they are doing wrong, but do it anyway!

Have a great evening, all. Spoken by "King Douche" himself. Remember to "donate" to those running the illegal streams so others profit themselves from the property of others!...

Passive-aggressive much?

That being said, I can't completely dismiss Widget's defense of copyright, because property rights, including intellectual property rights, are the foundation of the rule of law, without which it is not possible to protects personal liberty. The problem is today's Gordon Geckos are abusing the concept of copyright and trying to turn it into a hammer with which to extort a shitload of money out of every person in the world until the end of time.

[WOTR]

First off I have to say that I have just read the last page and literally spent the last few minutes laughing.  I LOVE reading the words of an asshat who honestly believes that the cops and courts are going to give a rats ass what happens in a little corner of the interwebs.  My mothers purse was stolen two weeks back and they used her cards at drugstores, gas stations and bank machines.  The creeps face would be on a good 15 cameras and the police are not even going to request the surveillance tapes because they just do not care.  Yet here is somebody really believes they will spring into action taking out warrants to track IP addresses and request international cooperation of police forces to track down people who ***might*** be defaming somebody's non existent reputation?

While I'm at it, criticizing PB's Jorch cartoons can really irritate some of us.

I was laughing right until I read that.  REALLY, insulting classic artwork?!?  Did he restrict his comments strictly to the artwork or did any of it spread to PB?  I feel a slander lawsuit coming his way from PB if he wandered into a personal insult...

Nowback to laughing.  I had not read here for a few days and think I may have missed the rantings of a self righteous twit and feel the need to go searching the other threads.  I honestly do love reading these types of rantings that seem to erupt on various boards from time to time... I await the SWAT team kicking in my door for this post.

[coaster]

Is there a way to block a member so you don't have to see their posts?

[HAL 9000]

Is there a way to block a member so you don't have to see their posts?

Yes. See this link:

http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,2630.msg54834.html#msg54834

[coaster]

exactly what i was looking for. thanks.

[Juan]

Last night's guest was an asshat - almost as bad as sNoory.  I wonder if any Hopi really believes that crap. And why does it take a white man to come on the radio and tell us this stuff?  sNoory was excited though, brought up both angels and coincidences.

sNoory sucks and so did his guest. Oh, and so does King Douche.

[Tara]

Saw on the C2C site that Noory will be attending the "Paradigm Symposium" in Minneapolis later this month.  His bio states that he became interested in Ufo's when he was 13 and his mother gave him the book "You are Not Alone."  Just checked Amazon and the book came out in 1966 when Noory was 16.  Noory makes this up as he goes.

Didn't Noory once say that his interest was first aroused when, while still a teen, he read Chariots of the Gods?  It came out in 1972, when he was 22.  Or wasn't his "famous" aunt (really his Dad's cousin) Shafica "Caligula" the impetus for his life long search for the truth?  Noory can't get his lies straight. 

[McPhallus]

As with most guests, he has a state-of-the-art web site:
http://hopicreationstory.com/

His book appears to be top-notch.  I bet Bara is jealous.

Last night's guest was an asshat - almost as bad as sNoory.  I wonder if any Hopi really believes that crap. And why does it take a white man to come on the radio and tell us this stuff?  sNoory was excited though, brought up both angels and coincidences.

sNoory sucks and so did his guest. Oh, and so does King Douche.

[Juan]

I own WildAboutBigfoot.com.  I've got to make a website like that for it.
Should I write it in html using Notepad?  I wonder if I remember how to do that.

[ItsOver]

Saw on the C2C site that Noory will be attending the "Paradigm Symposium" in Minneapolis later this month.  His bio states that he became interested in Ufo's when he was 13 and his mother gave him the book "You are Not Alone."  Just checked Amazon and the book came out in 1966 when Noory was 16.  Noory makes this up as he goes.

Didn't Noory once say that his interest was first aroused when, while still a teen, he read Chariots of the Gods?  It came out in 1972, when he was 22.  Or wasn't his "famous" aunt (really his Dad's cousin) Shafica "Caligula" the impetus for his life long search for the truth?  Noory can't get his lies straight.

I doubt Noory's ever completely read a real book.  Maybe he's stared at one for awhile but I doubt if there was much comprehension.  He certainly doesn't demonstrate much education when he's on the air.   Probably the closest he's gotten was Cliff's Notes, when he was in school.  The only reason I say that is because he got through high school and college, somehow.  Maybe that's fantasy, as well.

[Eddie Coyle]

I doubt Noory's ever completely read a real book.  Maybe he's stared at one for awhile but I doubt if there was much comprehension.  He certainly doesn't demonstrate much education when he's on the air.   Probably the closest he's gotten was Cliff's Notes, when he was in school.  The only reason I say that is because he got through high school and college, somehow.  Maybe that's fantasy, as well.

          He's written more books than he has read. And since his book was ghost-written...

[ItsOver]

          He's written more books than he has read. And since his book was ghost-written...

Noory could question himself on C2C about one of his "supposedly" authored books and I'm sure he'd still display his ignorance of what was in the book.  : 

[BobGrau]

Noory could question himself on C2C about one of his "supposedly" authored books and I'm sure he'd still display his ignorance of what was in the book.  :

Hmmm. Wouldn't it be fun to have Knapp interview noory?

[ManiacMatt]

Noory could question himself on C2C about one of his "supposedly" authored books and I'm sure he'd still display his ignorance of what was in the book.  :

This would be funny.  When Noory has been interviewed, he just talks in generalities about whats in the book.  I've never heard him share specific stories.  One would actually have to read his books to do this interview and I'm not so sure that it's worth it.

[Eddie Coyle]

Hmmm. Wouldn't it be fun to have Knapp interview noory?

         Imagine Wells and Noory. It would be like "Scanners" with a duel of vapidity causing OUR heads to explode.

       

[PB the Deplorable]

Saw on the C2C site that Noory will be attending the "Paradigm Symposium" in Minneapolis later this month.  His bio states that he became interested in Ufo's when he was 13 and his mother gave him the book "You are Not Alone."  Just checked Amazon and the book came out in 1966 when Noory was 16.  Noory makes this up as he goes...

That story sure sounds familiar - I've heard George claim several times he had an out-of-body experience when he was a kid  and that his mother gave him a book on the subject, and he was on his way with thuh paranormal.  He'd always then go on to say that he's tried to have the experience again but never has, and blah blah blah.

I think his life is so dull and boring he has to make these stories up.  I wonder how many imaginary friends he has.

[stevesh]

Here's Simple George and Marla Martenson. Does the guy look drugged, or ...?

[Eddie Coyle]

               And I still think he's the biggest kook to pass this way. No mean feat.

Gidget, aka, Princess Douche is now in the running for this title. I'm rechristening you with the sobriquet "G James" as a paean to your stumpy kindred spirit.

[HorrorRetro]

         Imagine Wells and Noory. It would be like "Scanners" with a duel of vapidity causing OUR heads to explode.

     

Perfect analogy.

[coaster]

dont ask

[ShayP]

Here's Simple George and Marla Martenson. Does the guy look drugged, or ...?

George looks like a guy who spends 6 hours at a Hooter's on his birthday and his waitress just approached him then told him to come up front and we will sing happy birthday to you.

[McPhallus]

Georgie looks a bit like Rachel Madcow.

dont ask

[ItsOver]

Hmmm. Wouldn't it be fun to have Knapp interview noory?

Wow... I'd just hate to see Knapp waste his time.   If Noory was interviewing himself about one of his so-called books, even he would probably have to cut himself off after a very short time and just go to open lines.  That, or play UFO Phil while Tommy dug-up someone in the C2C closet of regulars.  Hoagland's probably always on hold, talking to himself, waiting for those type of precious moments.

[ItsOver]

Here's Simple George and Marla Martenson. Does the guy look drugged, or ...?

Yep, that's "Ol' Dark Eyes."  Must have had a few hits from his stash of Hai Karate aftershave.

[John Smith]

Oh-yeah, that's ^ a hairpiece, he has a better-looking rug now.

[coaster]

Oh-yeah, that's ^ a hairpiece, he has a better-looking rug now.

George has a lot of different rugs for special occasions. This one he just calls the "Bara" He usually sports this look when hes watching himself on ancient aliens or whens hes on a late night twinkie binge =

[UnscreenedCaller]

What in the hell is that on Noory's cranium? I wouldn't be surprised if a tail came down out of it and started swinging left and right between his eyes.

Never mind he doubled-down. He said that in order to stop the ice at the N. & S. Poles from melting stopping coal isn't the answer, but moving the moon closer to the Earth with rockets designed by the best scientists is the answer.

I haven't listened in a while, but if this is what C2C has turned into, frankly, I'm pumped. The show has been unlistenable for quite a while. I say if the show is going to be total B.S., with an incompetent host, and boring, idiotic repetitive guests  sign up the biggest nut jobs they can find and just turn the crazy up to 11.

Maybe the TARDIS can tow the moon closer to the earth, easy peasy lemon squeezy. Next time he's on, I'm calling in with my considered scientific suggestion. It's very difficult nowadays trying to come up with anything dopier than the guests' ideas.

[Mel(apostrophe)s Hole]

Or wasn't his "famous" aunt (really his Dad's cousin) Shafica "Caligula" the impetus for his life long search for the truth?  Noory can't get his lies straight.

Does anyone remember that classic C2C show when the guest corrected George's pronunciation of auntcousin's name?  Yeah. It happened. To be fair, George was very polite about it. I think it was at that point he admitted he had only heard stories of her through his dad.

[ziznak]

lol I could see him having names for his different hair-pieces...
whats with this idiot tonight... "I can talk to dead people and one of them is Ernest Hemingway..."  yet, we are getting to an hour of calls and nothing has been said about Hemingway that isn't already known... when asked about what ol Ernie says about the other side we get a "meh... we didn't really talk about THAT."

[PB the Deplorable]

Does anyone remember that classic C2C show when the guest corrected George's pronunciation of auntcousin's name?  Yeah. It happened. To be fair, George was very polite about it. I think it was at that point he admitted he had only heard stories of her through his dad.

That was GREAT.  George asks every guest in any field even remotely related to whatever she was into if they've ever heard of his aunt and of course no one has.  Then one day someone had - they'd even worked with her, or done research together, or something.  The guest gently corrected George on the pronunciation of her name then dropped it, but he continued to pronounce her name one way and George another for at least an entire segment or two.

George is such an idiot.