George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[stevesh]

Did it turn out that Dames's marriage-made-in-heaven was really just made at a Russian-pussy-for-American-citizenship* website?

Is that what's happened to Major Ed? And if so, why didn't he remote view that shit?

It was my suggestion that Dames had lost his war bride, based on his dejected answer ('Not so good', I think) when Noory asked how his personal life was going. I don't have any information beyond that, though he didn't reference his family at all during the show. As I recall, the bride was pretty hot and my guess was when she found out remote viewers can't view winning lottery numbers ...

[Sardondi]

....my guess was when she found out remote viewers can't view winning lottery numbers ...

Oh, thank you for my early A.M. belly laugh!

[NoMoreNoory]

Never seen Dames ever smile before except in  this photo:


It appears that either Ed Dames is a lot shorter than most of his students, or they are all very tall...

See several photos of Major Ed Dames at some RV workshop event from some years back here:
http://www.innovationalberta.com/photogallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=album06&id=aab

I'm worried about where the Major's hands are.

[MV/Liberace!]

No doubt his failing marriage might suggest your theory is well founded.

wha?  what's this in reference to?

[Tara]

FREE MONEY   FREE MONEY !!     I was listening to Alex Jones program on 10/21/12 and Noory was one of his guests.  Jones' intro of Noory was nauseating as usual, but most interesting was Noory indicating that he plans on starting some foundation in the near future to help the down and out.  He said Tommy will handle it, deciding who gets the money.  So, if you have a plausible sob story you can soon contact Tommy and ask for a few hundred to pay the utilities.  Noory stated that he knows and accepts that he'll get some phony requests, so if you're a con artist, who better to con than Noory and Tommy.

Maybe someone who is knowledgeable about foundations can explain if Noory's idea is really a front to shelter money.  All he has to do is give out a few thousand to make it seem legit.  Maybe I'm overly suspicious, but Noory is not doing this out of the goodness of his stone cold heart.

Sorry I wasn't able to give a link to the show, but it was yesterday's Prison Planet program, 10/21, at about 1:22.   

[stevesh]

I'm not sure I heard the whole thing, but I thought Simple George was talking about a $100 bet he and TommyBoy had made about the election, with TB deciding what charity receives the proceeds if Noory loses. (This was on C2C, not Jones' show.)

I doubt if Noory would ever fund any kind of charitable foundation unless he could spend a half-hour each night bragging about his generosity.

BTW, George Noory sucks. Can't say it too often.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Maybe someone who is knowledgeable about foundations can explain if Noory's idea is really a front to shelter money... 

One way to fool them would be to claim to be a big fan of the show.  They seem susceptable to that.

George is so full of it.  Sounds like another one of his attempts to sound like a good guy to me.  He's never come across as particularly sympathetic when a caller with a sob-story gets through.


I swear, he sounds like he comes up with this stuff driving to work, puts his big plan out there on a show or two, then forgets about it completely.  Whatever happened with having his audience collectively lose a million pounds or whatever it was?   Or his Hawaii studio?  Or doing the show remotely from, you name it - Skinwalker Ranch, the Pyramids, the Coral Castle in Florida?   Or running for President, or how about the Ouija Board show? 

My personal favorite was him working out on his knuckleball so he could try out for the St Louis Cardinals - that was early on, so he must have been in his mid-50s at the time.

The one thing I wish he'd stick to is leaving the show after 2012.

[Morgus]

It was my suggestion that Dames had lost his war bride, based on his dejected answer ('Not so good', I think) when Noory asked how his personal life was going. I don't have any information beyond that, though he didn't reference his family at all during the show. As I recall, the bride was pretty hot and my guess was when she found out remote viewers can't view winning lottery numbers ...

This was a photo Major Ed Dames provided several years back with his fiance and her child.
He planned to move to her home in the Ukraine back then.

[HorrorRetro]

This was a photo Major Ed Dames provided several years back with his fiance and her child.
He planned to move to her home in the Ukraine back then.

Look at the death grip he has on her.  Svetlana looks like she can't wait to get away from the freak.

[coaster]

Hes such a little weirdo.

[ziznak]

She looks disgusted!  Can't blame her.  Gotta love them mail order brides especially the "Svetlana's."  They get the green card and credit card and the honeymoon changes into wifebeaters wrestlemania... I'll bet she slapped his little ass around while she belittled his manhood...

whats the use in remote viewing a woman's g-spot when you know you can't reach it anyway?

[PB the Deplorable]

'I said taking pictures together wasn't part of the deal'

[ItsOver]

.....Maybe someone who is knowledgeable about foundations can explain if Noory's idea is really a front to shelter money.  All he has to do is give out a few thousand to make it seem legit.  Maybe I'm overly suspicious, but Noory is not doing this out of the goodness of his stone cold heart.....

With Noory's tremendous singing talent  ,  I'm surprised he hasn't turned one of his shows into a supposed telethon, where he could croon away the entire night.  Maybe he's just waiting to surprise LMH one special night.  I'm sure she'd appreciate it. 

[eddie dean]

wha?  what's this in reference to?

I am only speculating.  His on air comments regarding his home life on c2c the 16th of this month. 

It was my suggestion that Dames had lost his war bride, based on his dejected answer ('Not so good', I think) when Noory asked how his personal life was going.

[MV/Liberace!]

yeah, sorry.  i posted my "wha what?" comment well before i finished reading the thread.

[Sardondi]

Look at the death grip he has on her.  Svetlana looks like she can't wait to get away from the freak.

She looks disgusted! .....

That is exactly the thought I had, and before I read either of your comments. Just look at that body language! He's obviously so desperate to be next to her. He's clinging to her, like a human octopus. No, it's more like he's trying to enter her body , à la Alien. And she just as obviously wants to get away. Look at that outward lean with her head and shoulders! Wow, the stories pictures can tell.

yeah, sorry.  i posted my "wha what?" comment well before i finished reading the thread.

Well, that's only to be expected with the avatar you currently have: it's good for the loss of about 50 points of IQ all by itself. Wow.

[eddie dean]

She was probably willing to go through with the marriage because the opportunity of being able to feed her family. the most basic of human needs, in her mind, was worth the sacrifice of letting him crawl on top of her every night. How bad could it be? she wondered.  But after years of unthinkable sexual depravity she must have decided, being hungry was indeed the better option.

[Sardondi]

She was probably willing to go through with the marriage because the opportunity of being able to feed her family. the most basic of human needs, in her mind, was worth the sacrifice of letting him crawl on top of her every night. How bad could it be? she wondered.  But after years of unthinkable sexual depravity she must have decided, being hungry was indeed the better option.

Wow. That is harsh, man. But I don't mean thinking it: I mean actually writing what we we were all already thinking.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Seems to me, if they stick to that one call a month rule, they will rapidly run out of callers.

I think the reason they are no longer anal about the one call a month rule, is that there are not that many callers anymore. I notice lately more callers saying things like: "I can't believe I got through so easy." I was a little surprised at how quickly the phone was answered when I called last January. I think this denotes rats leaving a sinking ship. Usually when a syndicated radio program starts to lose big affiliates, the host is replaced pretty fast, so there must be something we don't know about Snoory's situation. How many stations have to drop C2C before Snoory gets dumped? Perhaps they're waiting until after the big day in December to dump him. That date has been his mantra since he started.

If Snoory has a counterpart among his callers, it's Bill in West Hartford, Connecticut. If Snoory's death-struggle goes on for a while yet, he'll let Bill call every night, because he'll be the only caller remaining. God that guy is irritating. He manages to work into every call that he's an atheist and he can't find a woman. He should start believing in God, because prayer, fasting and a miracle from heaven are the only way he's ever going to get a woman. My idea of hell would be having to listen to an eternal call between Snoory and Bill.

[Eddie Coyle]

'I said taking pictures together wasn't part of the deal'

        Think Dames made the old " you have to lose about 50lbs" joke...

[Morgus]

Tonight on the air Noory mentioned he will be introducing the Ancient Aliens guy at an event in St. Louis this weekend:

[George Noory]

That's right, Dr. Morgus.

[George Noory]

(NOT) GEORGE NOORY. WTF?

[Morgus]

(NOT) GEORGE NOORY. WTF?

haha, you were identified as a fake Noory... 

[SomeVelvetMorning]

It was my suggestion that Dames had lost his war bride, based on his dejected answer ('Not so good', I think) when Noory asked how his personal life was going. I don't have any information beyond that, though he didn't reference his family at all during the show. As I recall, the bride was pretty hot and my guess was when she found out remote viewers can't view winning lottery numbers ...

I remember the Major saying something like "I would not mind starting a new family" when George asked him about our dim future here on earth.  I thought at the time that the Major's marriage must have come to a screeching halt.  I noticed he was pushing New Zealand as a new spot where you could survive the kill shot.  Maybe he is already working on some poor lady from New Zealand.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

haha, you were identified as a fake Noory... 

The real Noory would not know how to get on this google machine intra-web device.  That is the role of Tommy.

[George Noory]

haha, you were identified as a fake Noory... 

This is outrageous.

[George Noory]

The real Noory would not know how to get on this google machine intra-web device.  That is the role of Tommy.

Tommy did. I never turn it off because I don't know how to turn it on again.

[ziznak]

This is outrageous.

George... you suck so bad... why?  I don't think it's a coincidence that you suck and now so does C2C...

[George Noory]

George... you suck so bad... why?  I don't think it's a coincidence that you suck and now so does C2C...

Well, it's like this. I was offered the job and although I knew I wouldn't be able to measure up and that I would surely ruin a show that was dear to hearts of many people who considered it "their" show, I am just too greedy and self-interested to care.